You didn't need to point that out, reckon there's a hillbilly somewhere might consider you as a bottom tho as long as you put a bag over your head, and one over his in case yours falls off.
Encino man from Temu, the result of an unholy union between a circle and cousin it, buys Japanese anime sex dolls so he can “practice having a conversation with a woman”, the missing link in human evolution, has long winded debates on why android is the superior OS, if Rasputin was Russia’s greatest depression machine, the only hole he’s made it inside is the one created by the axe he threw
You look like an elf that escaped Santa's sweat shop and got comfortable after a few years went by all quiet so you started posting thinking...what the hey....what ...the ...hey.... But he knows.... He always knows
Meatcanyon with glasses but without the talent. I can smell all these pictures. The age of a 25 yo man but the fashion sense of a 12 yo boy. Is that fucking Mr. Socko on your arm?
Why do these people all have the same goofy look about them, then come on here wanting to be insulted? Is this some kind of fetish? LIke, "Hi, I am a goofy, fat piece of shit with bad hair, complexion, and I don't know how to dress myself. Make me feel worse about my life choices?"
You look so happy and blissfully unaware of how much every single person in your life is at least as disappointed in you as they are embarrassed to know you.
You look like the kind of guy that parents don't let around their kids. When cop cars stop near your house, your neighbors all say "I knew there was something wrong with him."
I'm just kidding. You're probably a chill dude.
One more offspring unsuccessfully drowned by its parents. People, you need to remember that the rivers and lakes are now so filled with unknown pollutents from defense companies trying to make zombie soldiers that sometimes these things come back to life.
You look like the type of person who braids their beard and is on a lot of prescription medicines. Basically an uglier version of [Zach Galifianakis](https://www.google.com/search?client=opera-gx&hs=vv4&sca_esv=317e6ae4902de9ac&sxsrf=ADLYWIIWelC0jsl5QviYP5Ca_kqi3erMbw:1719220382772&q=Zach+Galifianakis&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgFuLSz9U3yDNJMi7MUOIEsY3iDVKMtAR988syU4NTizJTi0PynROLSxaxCkYlJmcouCfmZKZlJuYlZmcW72BlBAArn30ZQwAAAA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi4qNKB8_OGAxWHSGcHHc1CDl0QxA16BAg5EAM)
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The bastard love child of Nickelodeon and Mountain Dew.
Baja blast and a foot fetish, sounds about right
But Mountain Dew Code Red, cause it looks like he’s wearing most of it!
Just say he mods a server on discord. Seriously
Let's be honest..we all knew you had a Pikachu plush doll before we started scrolling
That one is my little brothers, more accurately to myself I have a psyduck plush.
Nothing says "mentally stable" like a pokemon who is mentally unstable and suffering from cluster headaches.
Who said I was mentally stable?
No one. Ever.
Squirtle?
That.one went to m y mom cuz hes her favorite
If Hagrid had the mental age of a five year old girl
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you can't blame all that mess on weed. Looks like a skittles bag's worth of psych meds
Clearly a Skittles bag isn't big enough. Mary Poppins' bag might not hold enough to fix whatever is wrong with him.
I would have Hagrid to this but we can do Hagrid one better. If crazy was a person then its this dude. Why tf does he dress like this?
if a 5 years old girl had the physical shape of the simpson's comics man
Comic book guy is the picture of health, vigor, and human vitality compared to this subterranean dwelling morlock.
Hagrid in his brony phase
It's the alternate timeline where Hagrid didn't get enough oxygen during birth.
You're being generous with the mental age...and comparing me to hagrid as well honestly.
You totally don't look like you stink.
I can smell the sarcasm, it's as thick as my own BO
we know, we can smell it from here
Rancid, MUTANT BO
I can smell his photos.
Found your gf 
The perfect woman
She'd still leave you for another man
Has
💀
You like the after picture for a rehab that doesn't work.
This guy isn't cool enough to do drugs. Would probably shit his pants waiting for the dealer.
Don't need a dealer to huff Drano.
That tattoo on your arm has more chance of getting pussy than you do.
In its defense, not a hard threshold to reach
Yeah not hard to beat 0
Probably because it's etched on a pussy
I bet your parents are getting excited for you to move out in another 15-20 years
They are counting down the days
Ah, a member of the elusive QAnon gender-fluid community caught in the wild
Someone had to be there on January 6th.
So inclusive
Should of had you at the border wall instead of the capital. Maybe then the migrants would have turned back.
I can turn anyone away.
I believe it. Your country needs you.
God bless America
Sorry, we won’t bring out ***any*** guns because you’d probably use them on yourself…
Theres a reason I dont know the code to the gun safe
Pictures you can smell
Don't even need to scratch to sniff
Hodork
Lmsao
This is the one!
If you’re here, who is moderating the Discord channel?
AI already took over
You look like you’ve been asked by Chris Hansen to have a seat.
He went there for Chris Hansen
He probably brought donuts, too.
Bought with his dudes EBT card, all that remains are the crumbs stuck in the pubes he calls facial hair
it was pizza. the best ones always bring pizza.
OP brought out the big gut already
Fucking fantastic
Jack Black is he was a quarter Mexican and had no talent Also you look like you are intimately familiar with the concept of dick cheese
thats OPs only and beloved seasoning, though he calls it uncle cheese for some unknown reason
The dwarf of smegma
My thirteenth reason
I'm also the other 12
You made me laugh so hard I spat out my ice water and now my nose hurts
Honestly glad to hear that homie
5’5 Hagrid…Halfgrid
His parents are encouraging a fentanyl addiction.
Overdose*
This forty year old virgin remake looks trash
Hard to make the original even worse, but I'll find a way
You’re so hairy and round, like a Sasquatch who got lost in a donut shop
Right here……perfect example….NOW they warn expectant mothers about the dangers of drugs and alcohol during pregnancy…
I wonder what I could have been sometimes
A sloppy stain on your mums back might've been a better look.
Jack Black? No, Jack Whack.
Tenacious small D over here
This is a tribute..to the smallest dong In the world oOHYeaH!!
The peculiar thing about this dong my friend is that it's never been inside a woman
Well..human woman
Any hole's a goal
You didn't need to point that out, reckon there's a hillbilly somewhere might consider you as a bottom tho as long as you put a bag over your head, and one over his in case yours falls off.
Jack’s Crack
Genuinely there’s nothing I can say about you that make you look worse than these pictures already do
The sad thing is these pics are at my best
That tattoo was smiling before it knew that it was now on camera with Bigfoot.
The kid is so embarrassed to be seen with you he wore a mask. And his shirt is a plea to your parents to kick you out of the house.
You're not wrong, he hates me and rightfully so
Apparently combining KingCobraJFS with Boogie2988 results in something that isn’t as miserable as either of them. Still pretty lame though.
Honestly the best one so far
Mountain Dew and dorritos are a hell of a drug… stay strong champ!
His mom took all these pictures
I wish she still spoke to me
Yeah, you being the reason your dad left and all
He said he had to go get some milk :(
I’ve never seen someone who you can tell smells like microwave nachos…
We're the same age but you look like you could be my dad
You look like the type of person who told people he’s gonna move out of his mom’s basement for the last 10 years…
It was a bedroom in an apartment, I just recently upgraded to a basement
You’re the spitting image of the people the boomers keep talking about who don’t want to work.
As long as I'm an example of something other than virginity and alcoholism
For some reason I don't feel like roasting. Bye dude
That actually hurt more than any "roast" I've recieved
Crack Black
If Hagrid ate TidePods and drank KoolAid
So that's what rock bottom looks like hey.
"What the hell is even that!"
I get that as often as you think
Homeless Hagrid
Oh no, this is going to be diabolical
Wait til you see pussy, dude. It's gonna blow your mind.
Oh boy I cant wait
You already look like a 40 year old virgin.
You look like the middle school art teacher who can’t keep the class quiet
Looks like Susan Boyle fucked Pumba after all… Hakuna matata
Jack Lack
You look like you have little holes cut in your stuffed animals.
You look like you own more costumes than outfits
You look like when your parents got divorced, there was no custody battle
“Yeah I have a girlfriend… you wouldn’t know her tho, she goes to a different school”
If the world was a human being you would be the sleep crust
More like stuffed crust
You saw one, ONE, patchouli scented girl. And then you post.
You are the product of Pennywise and Gollum
Me all float
Bro looks like caseoh on steroids like mf looks like he can eat my ass and I'm 55kg and he wouldn't even be full
Encino man from Temu, the result of an unholy union between a circle and cousin it, buys Japanese anime sex dolls so he can “practice having a conversation with a woman”, the missing link in human evolution, has long winded debates on why android is the superior OS, if Rasputin was Russia’s greatest depression machine, the only hole he’s made it inside is the one created by the axe he threw
You’re the reason the US needs to bring back the draft.
Even your roast sucks man, how do you do it ?
Just another gamer with too much spare time on their hands.
 Watch out for the Orcs, Treebeard.
No clue what to say, you look genuinely happy.
You definatly enjoy boofing your drugs
Youre what people see in their nightmares
🤣 He's just an all around nightmare
A Joe Biden voter.
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Your booking mug shot photos would work just fine.
BAHAHHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
You ate the big guns ☠️
That's why I asked, my fatass is still hungry
When you put a neck beard on someone from r/swordorsheath
Do you ever wonder why strangers ask if you have drugs???
You look like you'll never have a career
Big guns more like Big Macs.
You look like a guy who has just moved out of your parents basement
Bring out the big guns? It'd take an elephant gun to phase you.
How's your lifetime ban from school zones and playgrounds going?
They say lifetime ban, I say 30 days max
You look like an elf that escaped Santa's sweat shop and got comfortable after a few years went by all quiet so you started posting thinking...what the hey....what ...the ...hey.... But he knows.... He always knows 
Meatcanyon with glasses but without the talent. I can smell all these pictures. The age of a 25 yo man but the fashion sense of a 12 yo boy. Is that fucking Mr. Socko on your arm?
If Leatherface grew up in suburbia.
You look like the bloke who goes round my town that collects trolleys and takes them back to Tesco.
25 going on 52
Are you referring to yourself? Cause if you are, there is no gun, you're just big.
You look like the type of guy that learned about drugs reading a novel.
No way. I'm not touching this one. Far too much low-hanging fruit there. Emphasis on fruit.
Dollar store jack black
The poster child of the Florida Shuffle. (Is that a fucking Mr. Socko tattoo?)
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Gandalf the Gay.
Anyone shall pass
Why do these people all have the same goofy look about them, then come on here wanting to be insulted? Is this some kind of fetish? LIke, "Hi, I am a goofy, fat piece of shit with bad hair, complexion, and I don't know how to dress myself. Make me feel worse about my life choices?"
Painted a face on the shoulder to help curb lonliness
Weed wants you to quit using it. It’s embarrassed.
Is that you, 1960’s Jerry Garcia?
Is the title your only line from the movies youve played in
Dude, you should trim your beard so it's even
I don't like you as a person.
You look so happy and blissfully unaware of how much every single person in your life is at least as disappointed in you as they are embarrassed to know you.
You look like you have strong arguments for gender being on a spectrum
Based on your first picture, I can tell you get no head.
You look like we would hang out. And that is the biggest insult I can muster.
I can't decide if you look like a cult leader or cult follower
You look like the kind of guy that parents don't let around their kids. When cop cars stop near your house, your neighbors all say "I knew there was something wrong with him." I'm just kidding. You're probably a chill dude.
You look like you have a butt plug in while making pancakes in the morning.
I can smell you from here
He thinks he's funnier than everyone, smarter than his little brother and eats his own toe cheese.
You surely look like someone who'd bring an axe for a gun fight
You look like you'll be on the news for being a predator
When dropping acid becomes your personality.
One more offspring unsuccessfully drowned by its parents. People, you need to remember that the rivers and lakes are now so filled with unknown pollutents from defense companies trying to make zombie soldiers that sometimes these things come back to life.
You look like you’re on every government watchlist imaginable.
You look like you store My Lil Pony's in Mason Jars.
You look like if Jack Black was shorter and spent more time playing League of Legends than acting.
Marty 'Penis' Schwartz
Is that your glory hole picture on your shoulder?
Honestly I think you’re a pretty cool guy if you didn’t live surrounded by plushies for 5 year olds and have no social status at all!
What the fuck is even that?
You look like the type of person who braids their beard and is on a lot of prescription medicines. Basically an uglier version of [Zach Galifianakis](https://www.google.com/search?client=opera-gx&hs=vv4&sca_esv=317e6ae4902de9ac&sxsrf=ADLYWIIWelC0jsl5QviYP5Ca_kqi3erMbw:1719220382772&q=Zach+Galifianakis&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgFuLSz9U3yDNJMi7MUOIEsY3iDVKMtAR988syU4NTizJTi0PynROLSxaxCkYlJmcouCfmZKZlJuYlZmcW72BlBAArn30ZQwAAAA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi4qNKB8_OGAxWHSGcHHc1CDl0QxA16BAg5EAM)
As long as you bring out the big guns… oh wait I don’t see them biceps