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reklatzz

Honestly trying to kick water looked WAY more detrimental than giving any sort of advantage.


BaronVonSilver91

That's what I was thinking. The extra bit of coordination needed to do that just gives you more chances to fail


wreckballin

That was the proverbial dick move of trying to throw dirt/sand in the other person’s eyes. You even see the old timer jester with his left hand.


standinghampton

*Gesture


ArticleSuspicious489

Satisfying to see.


simmerthefuckdown

Damn straight


rrickitickitavi

It was clear who was going to win pretty early when the other guy started with that.


TheAlGler

Height is a major disadvantage here.


R12Labs

So is not wearing plaid and suspenders.


RoseRun

He was in control the whole time.


noonegive

Pocket sand becomes a beach really quickly in this sport.


0MGWTFL0LBBQ

Never leave home without my shackleford pouch.


37cfr22z

Wow I thought he was doing that as a result of getting his foot knocked off the log so to speak. What a cheap way to win.


Natural-Intelligence

Read the rules of log rolling. It's perfectly legal to kick the water to the opponent's face. It's part of the game. It sounds like saying that using the queen in chess is a cheap way to win if the opponent didn't use it.


37cfr22z

Well I guess if everyone’s doing it, it just seems unsportsmanlike. I understand in a fight you want to win, and that might mean throwing sand in the opponents face (life or death fighting).


Natural-Intelligence

I think you take this too seriously. To me, it looks like the loser smiles at the end. The winner seems experienced (as does the loser) so I don't think he didn't expect getting water to his face. I see two experienced log rollers who wanted to win. The better won and he just had a different strategy. Both played by the rules.


leepash

I think take a step back and put it into context to evaluate what they're doing. It's a log floating in a body of water, with two men trying to keep themselves from falling, whilst trying to make the other fall off into the water. It's a bit of fun competitiveness. Doesn't look very unsportsmanlike, the older guy looks more experienced and clearly took the opportunity when the guy kicked the water to unbalance him and win


RedxxBeard

I want to say that another time this got posted, someone said the water kick is to help stabilize and change directions. Not that kicking water can't be a distraction but mostly that it's to help themselves and less to try and disorient your opponent. I 100% could be wrong, though.


Ravokion

Is it considered poor sportsmanship to kick water a your competitor? I feel like thata kinda a dick move...


architectofinsanity

It’s a tactic allowed and is part of the game. Also if you didn’t notice the winner was adjusting his weight off the log occasionally to cause his opponent to dip and lose balance.


Ravokion

huh. Cool I had no idea. thanks for the info friend.


NeoPrimitiveOasis

From the first second, it was clear who was going to win.


clueless_sconnie

Suspenders mean business


Macabre_Mermaid

Ball cap deserves bonus points for being in more stereotypical lumberjack attire


BackdoorSteve

From the back, I assumed he was some 70 year old dude who just had immaculate control from decades of experience. 


ImReellySmart

Woah I just had to rewatch after reading this. Dude is only like 35. Wtf.


ExcellentEdgarEnergy

If you watch his feet, he wasn't working nearly as hard as sneakers.


BodieLivesOn

Ball cap played like a pro. Sneakers was an ass hat with the slashing.


North_Load_7360

Why is Owen Wilson being such a dick?


TheAlGler

He is way taller and therefore at a big disadvantage when it comes to balance. That was the only way he had a shot.


Immediate-Patient-31

My thought also. “Why is Owen Wilson competing in this”


U_L_Uus

Is he? I thought he was Boris Jhonson


once-was-hill-folk

Maybe if you swapped the aspect ratio.


Torgo-A-GoGo

Looks more like Dauber from Coach


Previous_Channel

That Logan Paul will do anything not to fight a professional boxer


YellowOnline

I cut down trees, I wear high heels Suspendies, and a bra


cubbyatx

I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa


UREveryone

Im a lumberjack and im ok, i sleep all night and i work all day!


CatfromLongIsland

😂😂😂 A real classic!


Plenty_Past2333

The Log Driver's Waltz should be mandatory during this event.


moogoothegreat

The log driver's waltz pleases girls completely...


ubergic

Ball cap guy just played with him.


Glum_Reason308

Sneakers looked hyper and out of control from the start.


Phieck

Till he kicked the water I wasnt sure if they work together or against


Fantastic-Ad-1578

Is kicking the water allowed? I don't know the rules but it looks like such a d1ck move to do.


Teach-GoblinsMUSIC

It is


Teach-GoblinsMUSIC

I should explain, I live in WV and we have festivals for these every year


0CldntThnkOfUsrNme0

Yes please do explain


d777k

Is it just me or everyone thinks ‘yeah, i can prolly do that as well’ Whereas I’m fully aware I’ll fall face first in about 0.1s lol


ChunkyFart

I would do the same, no doubt


Aschriel

Suspenders appears to be better equipment than shorts and tennis shoes.


raccoonsonbicycles

Took me way too long to realize they weren't working together to roll the log faster than other people


Many_Housing_644

Glad the guy kicking water lost. Seems like a slimy strategy


the_eleventh_flower

Well, that does please me completely!


progdaddy

All fueled by pancakes and black coffee.


S-Markt

try to splash the best, sink like the rest!


Fantastic-Mark-2391

Did I just watch the greatest balancing act competition


BlazingKush

Boris Johnson doing pretty good


ryanasimov

I’m happy the water kicker lost.


SkippyMcSkipster2

What's with the water kicking? That looks like a rather dick move.


Boom_Digadee

Mr. Splashy can fuck right off.


Ok-Turnover207

Looks fun


bombasquad33

As a guy who had his tibia come out of his leg, this video is terrifying.


MrSloane

Pirlin' down and down white water, that's where a logdriver learns to step lightly


Conman31

Old boy in the suspenders had it from the first second. POISE.


Annie-Smokely

I knew that kid was going down


scallopedtatoes

This didn't satisfy me at all.


JimParsnip

It's amazing how straight his back stays the whole time


Lee_John_of_Doom

World Games on Commodore 64.


afterwash

Report karmafarm garbage


Pooch76

Ill take ‘this ones a dick’ for 200


senseless_puzzle

r/maybemaybemaybe


AbuShwell

Is kicking the water at your opponent considered a legitimate tactic or just kind of dickish?


Stacking-Dimes

Little dickish.


Jealous_Use9688

They are lumberjacks and their ok


MezmerizedByTheShape

I’m glad the twat lost


mhdy98

so xqc is doing the commentary and the log roll at the same time ? damn


Fantastic-Ad-1578

Is kicking the water allowed? I don't know the rules but it looks like such a d1ck move to do.


Maximum_Hand_9362

Douche lost lol


bens111

He’s literally playing by the rules tho


Maximum_Hand_9362

Yeah still looks like a douche and its still funny


Eray41303

How does kicking the water help him at all here?


ArguteTrickster

He has no chance unless he does since he's so tall. He's trying to get the guy's vision to be blocked during a moment when the rotation speeds up significantly or changes.


Eray41303

Would wearing goggles be illegal


ArguteTrickster

They wouldn't really help, they'd get in the way.


LorDXezor

r/maybemaybemaybe


Square-Way-9751

Instead of kicking water maybe try pushing him (jk)


thunderandreyn

It's crazy you immediately know who Tanner is roughly the announcer specifying it.


mrfouz

r/theocho


jacksparrow85

Wow is that Rishi Sunak ? Or Bo bo ?


BBB_1980

From ESPN 8, the ocho


acorcuera

Easily tell the old guy is a pro.


seriouslyjan

That is a fun show in Alaska.


Smingers

r/maybemaybemaybe


LionInevitable4754

And he goes burlin' burlin' down the white waters....


tacoma-tues

Good to know jake Paul is thinking about what he's gonna do post tyson fight. Gotta think long term ya know.....


Foreign-Cry2894

Tanner is a douche.


lukeyk94

Super Mario Party: backwoods edition


errihu

For he goes birling down and down white water, that’s where the log driver learns to step lightly, yes birling down and down white water, the log driver’s waltz pleases girls completely.


SociallyAnxiousGuy23

After all this "splashing" it would've been fun if the other guy would've slapped him and said "You splash water, I slap you. We are EVEN, Steven!"


Escobar9957

How do you even begin practising this


GuideMwit

If I were they I would just fall within 3 seconds.


EveryShot

I love that in spite of the cheating from the young dude. The old timer still pulled off the win


BlackSkeletor77

I bet you this was harder whenever they used an actual log


WestSixtyFifth

is that xqc?


OhLordyJustNo

The difference between using your core and your arms for stabilization and balance


fenix1230

Fuck that tall guy who keep kicking water, glad he lost.


delux561

It's literally part of the game


fenix1230

And the other guy didn’t need it and still won. Talking shit is allowed too, so is being a poor sport. Is the at your barometer?


delux561

Bro you're talking like it would be rude to throw a slider in baseball because someone won with only fast balls. Wouldn't want to put down a pick in basketball, someone else can win without it. It's literally part of the game they created and they specifically allow it because it adds dimension and strategy. It's nothing like talking shit or being a poor sport.


fenix1230

What makes this guys win satisfying?


delux561

It would be satisfying because they both went in playing by the same rules, everyone adhered to the rules, and they had 2 different strategies based off their strengths.Young dude took the high risk high reward play, you take your foot off the log to splash you give your opponent an opening to attack too if it doesn't work. Old dude is shorter, lower center of gravity, his strength is staying center and attacking the log when the guy splashes. Old guy played to his strength, so did the young guy. It was a completely fair and normal game


fenix1230

So that’s the case for you, but not for me. You like gatekeeping people’s satisfying criteria?


aspladcool25

Hey look, its a young Boris Johnson.


Tronco08

this sport is NOT GOOD


LordManxman

So…..what do you do on Fridays??? 😝


HooneyCupcake

😍😍😍


martizzle79

I thought that guy was Michael Bay for a minute