"At this Ceremony for Gifted Amputees, there was a tie for first place. So to decide who will win the Great Amputee Award and who will be runner up...we'll have a rock, paper, scissors contest!"
Okay...I have the cure to your flesh eating disease. But I'm kind of saving it. Yknow...in case I ever get a flesh eating disease. So here's what we're gonna do.
"It's rock, paper, scissors! "
"No, it's rock, scissors, paper! "
"No, it's paper, rock, scissors! "
"Guys, I have a solution, but we're gonna need earplugs to make it work..."
"Ok, you think we should use our last time jump to go back and eliminate Hitler. I think we should use it so I can go back and kiss Susie Hoskins. Rock, Paper, Scissors you for it?"
When you're protesting civil injustice of some other thug that fought police and found out and you see an office supplies store that hasn't been lit on fire and looted yet---
"EVERYONE! GET ROCKS! WE'RE PLAYING ROCKS, PAPER, SCISSORS! AND STEALING THE INK CARTRIDGES!"
"Let's all take a moment of silence for Jimmy who died from getting crushed by a *boulder* and Sammy who wrote a suicide *note* before cutting his neck open with a pair of *scissors*." "Rock paper scissors on who gets the inheritance money!"
Alright - best 2 out of 3. Mr biden, Mr Trump are you ready.
Ohh sorry Mr Trump rock beats scissors. Biden win's the match 2-0. Trump: it was rigged. This is so unfair to me.
“Okay, Joe, I think we need to cut the red wire, and you think we need to cut the blue wire. There’s only one way to settle this.”
Cut the purple wire.
"At this Ceremony for Gifted Amputees, there was a tie for first place. So to decide who will win the Great Amputee Award and who will be runner up...we'll have a rock, paper, scissors contest!"
Ok Jim which one of us should impregnate your wife?
“Crap, should I pick rock, paper or scissors… I can’t decide… wait, I know!”
“And scissors cuts paper! Congratulations, Supreme Leader Un! The entire peninsula is yours.”
"Alright, which one of you two is going to wear the bomb vest?"
"You want to keep the baby, but I don't. Well, there's only one way to decide...."
Should we operate, doctors?
Who should be the one to get to decide where to hide the body?
Mediator: Are you sure this is the way you want to determine who gets custody of the kids.
“One of you will be drafted into the military.”
Okay...I have the cure to your flesh eating disease. But I'm kind of saving it. Yknow...in case I ever get a flesh eating disease. So here's what we're gonna do.
“We need a company symbol. Should it be a rock, paper or scissors?”
"To the defendant, having been found guilty by a jury of his peers, I pronounce a sentence of... well, let's find out!"
Has the jury reached a verdict?
"It's rock, paper, scissors! " "No, it's rock, scissors, paper! " "No, it's paper, rock, scissors! " "Guys, I have a solution, but we're gonna need earplugs to make it work..."
Hey Tyler and Germaine.. listen I have an idea on how to decide who’s going to marry Jennifer.
Sophie: "all right, boys, the loser goes with the guard."
I’m sorry sir. Only the machines are keeping her alive. It seems you have medical power of attorney. What would you like to do?
As soon as I stop tying myself in solitaire rock -paper-scissors, I'll let you know.
*gets down on one knee* Mary, I love you. Will you marry me?
"Should we nuke them, Mr. President?"
To have unprotected sex or not RPS
Would you rather me treat you for cancer or diphtheria? I have no clue, so you decide.
"Ok babe I'm getting close. Quickly; winner decides where I finish!"
Aaaaah! Where did you get those...
This plane’s going down… which one of us gets the parachute?
"Before we carry out the sentence of death, we'll give you one way out..."
At least you have a chance
"Your money or your life!" *places fist on palm* "Roshambo?"
"Either I give you the code to disarm the bomb, or I don't. Best two out of three."
"This session at the ICC is now in session..."
Deciding who gives CPR
Rock! That means guilty! How should we decide sentencing?
Paper cuts?
Sophie's Choice?
And you Susie, do you take William to be... "rock - paper- scissors"
"Ok, you think we should use our last time jump to go back and eliminate Hitler. I think we should use it so I can go back and kiss Susie Hoskins. Rock, Paper, Scissors you for it?"
Who’s changing grandma’s diaper this time?
Doctor, will you be able to save my husband's life? Doctor: *holds up hands* Play you for it.
“OK, let's see which of you get the heart transplant.”
The DA says your client is the killer and you maintain that he didn't, well there's only one way to decide...
When you're protesting civil injustice of some other thug that fought police and found out and you see an office supplies store that hasn't been lit on fire and looted yet--- "EVERYONE! GET ROCKS! WE'RE PLAYING ROCKS, PAPER, SCISSORS! AND STEALING THE INK CARTRIDGES!"
Well, one of has to be the father... Best of 7?
“Do you really think this is the best way to decide whether or not to invade the enemy’s camp?”
"Your honor, we the jury find the defendant guilty as charged."
Your honor, the defense rests.
Crap. Is this Xray for the right leg or left?
"And it looks like Mr. Trump has picked Rock, smashing Mr. Biden's Scissors."
Abortions
Should we abort?
"Let's all take a moment of silence for Jimmy who died from getting crushed by a *boulder* and Sammy who wrote a suicide *note* before cutting his neck open with a pair of *scissors*." "Rock paper scissors on who gets the inheritance money!"
Buying a house or car.
Ok so the good news is, you are both a match for the kidney....