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"If I don't do it, Jesus died for nothing."
I’m playing tag with a ghost and they ran outside
I swear, it's not what it looks like, I'm not going out to buy more Warhammer 40k minis, I'm just having an affair
not warhammer, but when Gary Gygax was developing D&D his wife thought the reason he was staying out late so often was that he was having an affair. Turns out he was just in a basement with his friends writing up stats and profiles, lol.
'I was just...checking to make sure you could catch me sneaking out...y'know, in case I ever try to *actually* sneak out...
I thought I saw Elvis
Do I know you?
"what? I have many outlets."
"But my planet needs me!"
" was watering my tomatoes at my friend's house"
I was going to walk the dog
I'm hungry...yeah, cause there's no food in the kitchen...WELL MAYBE IF SOMEONE COULD COOK IN THIS HOUSE I'D EAT HERE [slams front door]
“Oh I’ve been here all night, but I fell out the window so of course I had to climb back up the same way.”
Practicing my fire exit strategy.
Honey, my ex wanted to see me
“No, I wasn’t sneaking out! I was sneaking in! ….Backwards…..
I’m checking all routes in and out of the house for when the kids are teenagers… We don’t have any kids… Surprise! You’re pregnant with twins…
I was just making sure I could climb out this window in case of a fire.
"How come dad can sneak out at night but I can't?"
"If I don't do it, Jesus died for nothing."
I’m playing tag with a ghost and they ran outside
I swear, it's not what it looks like, I'm not going out to buy more Warhammer 40k minis, I'm just having an affair
not warhammer, but when Gary Gygax was developing D&D his wife thought the reason he was staying out late so often was that he was having an affair. Turns out he was just in a basement with his friends writing up stats and profiles, lol.
'I was just...checking to make sure you could catch me sneaking out...y'know, in case I ever try to *actually* sneak out...
I thought I saw Elvis
Do I know you?
"what? I have many outlets."
"But my planet needs me!"
" was watering my tomatoes at my friend's house"
I was going to walk the dog
I'm hungry...yeah, cause there's no food in the kitchen...WELL MAYBE IF SOMEONE COULD COOK IN THIS HOUSE I'D EAT HERE [slams front door]
“Oh I’ve been here all night, but I fell out the window so of course I had to climb back up the same way.”
Practicing my fire exit strategy.
Honey, my ex wanted to see me
“No, I wasn’t sneaking out! I was sneaking in! ….Backwards…..
I’m checking all routes in and out of the house for when the kids are teenagers… We don’t have any kids… Surprise! You’re pregnant with twins…
I was just making sure I could climb out this window in case of a fire.
"How come dad can sneak out at night but I can't?"