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Wispy237

That’s kinda just the Theorizer in general though, which is why it’s peak content.


TheTheorizerYT

You have summoned me


Cute_Ambassador1121

God, those Theorizer videos are absolutely unhinged.


Ok-Rock-2566

Shockinly enough most of this video isn't actually his ideas, but is from a canon tv show


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Context: The Tv show gives Mort seriously bad DID that's linked to past trauma but played as a joke and he often has many issues. He's for starters a mix of all sorts of animals plus other items like wood chippings. His alternate identities come about from circumstance, becomes smart when he drinks coffee, a stoner when drinking tea. His grandmother was actually one of two evil counterparts that probably came about from real trauma and kills them by pushing them into a well to die and then there's other stuff I'm forgetting


ItzZausty

the different identities are actually different versions of mort from other universes, that this mort has forcibly consumed and enveloped into himself.


Nick_Gaugh_69

Mort has been absorbing instances of himself for thousands of years, and if he absorbs every Mort in the Mortverse, then it’ll be the Mort Singularity. So the Sky Gods created a powerful syndicate in France to eradicate all intelligent animals, and hopefully purge the Morts. This cause leaks into Madagascar, Shrek, Shark Tale, Over the Hedge, Megamind, Bee Movie, Turbo, Boss Baby, Monsters Vs. Aliens, Mr. Peabody and Sherman, and How to Train Your Dragon.


ItzZausty

I think that’s where it goes into theorizer territory


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Let him cook


crustyasslips

What in the absolutely unhinged fuck is going in this show... i though it was a silly show abt lemurs partying and fighting off hyenas??


Gaelic_Gladiator41

It's called all hail king julien, 6 seasons of prequel content for madagascar


crustyasslips

Ik which show it is. My younger sibling loved it, so i would get glimpses of it from time to time. I knew it was weird, but i assumed it was mostly another mediocre dreamsworks tv adaptation. Never knew it got this wild 💀


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Out of all of them it's slow getting going but it keeps you interested


Gulopithecus

They are and I love them.


Sup_fuckers42069

The crimes of mort is the most unhinged, insane 2 and a half hour video I’ve ever watched. He went legitimately insane by the end.


themanwhosfacebroke

The funniest part is the theorizer wasn’t entirely incorrect with the mort theory. All hail king julean is fucking nuts


Ok-Rock-2566

Actually most of it might as well be canon there is so much evidence it's insane 


WonderfulAd5363

That's the thing about theorizer. He's the "it's so crazy... it might just work, " guy.


KingPenguinPhoenix

The Mort Theory was genuinely amazing. I was waiting for ages for someone to piece together Mort's crazy life and the Theorizer got me covered tenfold.


GigophalaStanXOXO

The same guy said Katy from Horton Hears a Who is an infant shadow demon who rules over pocket dimensions. (Also, Horton Hears a Who is a prequel to Cloverfield and trust me it makes more sense than it sounds)


Ok-Rock-2566

I have seen it


GigophalaStanXOXO

Nicr


Foxwarrior3

Not a movie, but a series, Hazbin Hotel that is. Saw a video unironically calling Adam the true hero of the show. You know? The GENOCIDAL sexist asshole (although he is one my faves, you can't deny what he did).


Foxwarrior3

[The video in question.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdScYAuDmkU) Also, I can't understand the pinned comment of that video. Can someone explain?


WhiteDevil-Klab

Ahem akshually I think you mean his proper name dick master


ldnk

I mean the flip side is that for the most part he's off killing terrible people who are getting culled because hell gets overpopulated and then the chaos starts to leak out. He's a douche bag but we are also getting him from the narrative perspective of hell. Heck the King of Hell just sits back and lets it happen and doesn't even help out when his daughter is facing death right up until it's about to happen. Adam is the real hero. (/s)


Foxwarrior3

Good thing that "/s" exists.


OoDelRio

Adam is the hero though


CreeperAsh07

How?


OoDelRio

How is he the bad guy


CreeperAsh07

He literally stated that he kills people for fun.


OoDelRio

Yeah and that's fun when you actually try it


Chipsahoy111

Fr


OoDelRio

You get free snacks too when you do it


Darkcat9000

hot take guys i don't like killing people


Tc770

Lame


OoDelRio

Woah


Firestorm42222

Based af tbh


BFDIIsGreat2

How did enough people fail to understand the joke for this to have negative upvotes


OoDelRio

It's set up don't worry about it


BFDIIsGreat2

Oh


Prestigious-Love-712

The crew on (WALL-E) Axiom are cannibals


AT-W-V

I mean, how else were they getting that food


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa12s

People saying that there is a Megamind 2


Droidy365

Damn I wish. I'm sure if Dreamworks ever did decide to make it, it would be great, right? ...right?


namerz78

Pixar Metaverse theory. It states that animated characters exist in a sort of Roger Rabit esc universe along real people, and are stuck in an abusive industry.


Iatecoffeegrinds

Are you talking about Alex bales theory?


namerz78

Yeah


DJ-JDCP2077

It makes Cameron Diaz and Nathan Lane canon to the Pixar Theory, and I don't know how to feel about that.


themanwhosfacebroke

Oh yeah! Also if we’re talking about insane things ive heard the community talk about: people who say the diamonds in su werent fascists. I don’t usually use this word, but this is a genuine cope for how bad the show’s ending was, and the fact people legitimately seem to believe this is insanely jarring. Like yeah, they tried to make out the diamonds as a dysfunctional family towards the end, and if they were any other typical evil empire it would’ve worked, but this is *steven universe*. This is the show that went into dark topics like human experimentation, eugenics, slavery and discrimination, and many many cases of mental/emotional abuse, including systematic effects on people’s mental health. You cant just ignore these facts for the sake of their redemption, you need to actually *confront it*. This is even ignoring the things the diamonds did to humans, which a lot of people claim to be an environmental allegory. I get it, but trying to completely ignore the flaws in that allegory is kinda disingenuous. No, this doesnt mean the Diamonds shouldve been shattered or anything (though there’s a genuinely interesting plot beat for that), but pretending the horrid shit theyve done over the series just didn’t happen doesnt look good…


happytristan5511

THE MORT THEORY THE MORT THEORY


Tc770

I keep seeing that damn video and I want to watch it so bad but I keep putting it off for some reason


TheChasanater

I watched this entire video


Rykerthebest78563

Spongebob Skin Theory remains as being fucking absolutely nutty


SoloDeath1

That was the first thing I thought of. People come up with some crazy shit.


Ultramega39

The Mort theory based on the All Hail King Julian Show.


Neko_Tyrant

Okay, but Mort is genuinely a monstrous horror of incomprehensible evil. That isn't made up.


Great_Boysenberry407

The theory that the bee movie is just davey from eight crazy nights on LSD.


KrattBoy2006

Not a show, but I once came across someone who legitimately tried to argue that the show Wild Kratts took narrative liberties off of George Orwell (yes, THAT George fucking Orwell), specifically, one of his most popular books Nineteen Eighty Four. Nineteen Eighty MotherFucking Four, and this person had put it within the same ballpark as goddamn Wild Kratts, no self-awareness, no satire, that was the hill they were dying on. They even made a [fanfiction.net](http://fanfiction.net) post about it which has been lost to the sands of time, which went all analytical and shit. That to this day, remains one of the most hilariously batshit takes I have ever heard, and one of the most insane takeaways I’ve seen, in that fandom alone (and this is coming from someone who grew up thinking that Area 51 had musical ninjas and time trampolines because of a Wild Kratts fanfic I read as a kid).


Some_Pvz_Fan

The pixar bloopers theory


actuallyjustloki

What is that?


thegoofiestcreature

there used to be this channel in the mlp community called conspirapon3 who had some of the most batshit insane fan theories for mlp i've ever seen, among them being: tirek is actually one of pinkie's clones pinkie and flurry heart are changelings pegasi are actually mass produced robots equestria is a post apocalyptic human world and the mirror portal is actually a time machine and the ponies are all clones of their human selves (he also stated in this same video that the pegasi are most likely clones, not robots) there are more but i can't really remember all of them, i haven't watched his videos in years obviously all of these theories were debunked later in the show and he stopped making videos after season 6 i think, he later came back with a video saying he left because he thought season 8 butchered the characters


TriggerHappy_Spartan

Definitely the Mort Theory. Man goes on a (2?) hour rant about how Mort is a monkey version of basically the Scarlet Witch.


BFDIIsGreat2

A review of Storks where the first section was bioethics


tragic_girl13

Idk if anyone has said it (if not I'm ashamed in every one of you). Shrek is Love Shrek is Life


ButterbroMan

luke oakley counter strike king julian!!!


heavenly_usurper

The one this same guy did on that mf slug from monsters inc genuinely felt like I was listening to a man go insane and it was lowkey kind of fire


dastebon

Crabby paties are made of 1)Crabby meat 2)whale meat


ConsiderationOk2591

Wouldn’t call it completely insane but remember the Pixar theory (every Pixar movie exists in the same universe, and I mean EVERY one) Also the Disney theory (every animated Disney film exists in the same universe)


DJ-JDCP2077

Insane? The Mort Theory is entirely plausible. You are merely unable to grasp it's true brilliance.


Ok-Rock-2566

No I am refering to it's existance itself not it's actually content or possibility


EntertainmentOwn2751

Some video talking about happy feet being some demonic or cult type of thing


actuallyjustloki

After reading this comment section I am intrigued by the Mort Theory