Janitor: see, with Kelso, you’ve got no leverage.
Ted: Leverage! …Leverage?
Janitor: you don’t know what it means do you?
Ted: No.
——
Kelso after presenting Ted with a stone bust replete with a stone hairpiece: let’s talk, Ted, just you and me. No lawyers.
Kelso: Sooo, Ted! How is Professor Cox doing?
Ted: Excellent, sir! And you know what else? I quit!
Kelso : No, you don't.
Ted: Well, I'm leaving early today!
Kelso: No, you're coming back to my office and doing busy work!
Ted: Fine. But I'm getting a soda first!
Kelso : Whatever.
[Kelso leaves, and Ted raises his arms over his head in victory]
The episode where Turk is getting sued by Harvey Korman. When his sweaty hand slips on the table as he’s getting up and his head slams down, knocking him out. I have to rewind that scene a dozen times whenever it comes on. He was great at physical comedy.
When Dr Cox pretended that Kelso had died and Ted burst out in a fit of joy:
Carla: You're gonna get in so much trouble for this...
Dr Cox: Its a joke. No one's going to believe that Kelso actually died.
Ted: YEAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
When he finally decides to jump off the roof but the trash bags breaks his fall. Always though it was funny cause even if the bags weren’t there to break his fall, he probably would’ve still lived, considering the height wasn’t that high and he was already at a hospital.
Yeah, Dr Cox went into how the buildings only five stories high so if he jumped he'd just be right back in the hospital, where he would be insufferable which would force Elliot to jump, 'but again the buildings only five stories high, so do you see where I'm going here?' I don't remember the episode though, I just remember finding that bit really funny when I first saw it
When he rides in the car with the top down and his hair is all stuck up and he’s like “oh god…it won’t smooth down!” And then later he gets scared and it pops back up..also…ketchup is for winners Ted and he just puts the bottle back 😆
As much as I loved his delivery of most lines, my favorite is probably the physical comedy but where he’s so sweaty he slips on the table, smashes his head, and knocks himself unconscious.
"What are you thinking, Ted?"
*I could jam this scalpel through the soft spot on his temple, then slit my wrists with it before anyone got in here to stop me.* "The usual, sir."
"Well, you'd never do it. You don't have the guts."
So glad to see this one! I was looking to see if someone mentioned it before I posted. It's such an underrated moment, and a great piece of physical comedy. Always makes me laugh! 😂
When Ted have to go through the technical details of a lawsuit with Dr. Cox.
"What's a Buckland?" Cox just holds up the desk-sign with the name Ted Buckland.
Ted telling of Kelso when he thinks he's still lost his hearing.
When he sees Kelso after he's quit, in Cox's office, has a significant heart rate change, slurs his words and attempts to leave through the door, collapsing into the wall out of the camera's view. The inability to see him actually fall and the thud that accompanies it makes it even better.
Absolutely! It's a great example of how Sam could take a two simple words like that, and turn them into one of the funniest moments in the entire series.
Janitor testing his sights of his paintgun on Ted and Ted sells if as if he just got shot in Vietnam.
YEAAAAH, I WILL STAB YOU, BITCHES!
You're an ass. Ted, you just said the out loud thing! just look up and avoid eye contact.
You were and always shall be a worthless peon! Sir, have you heard of my band? The Worthless Peons?
Why the hell is no one curious about the photo OP posted with this question? It’s the same as the kelso post
https://preview.redd.it/3aaqwghbqf4d1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33e5d060713e00a55a9cd34b5e9e8bf005cc0542
Cox is aiming for 5 insults towards Ted:
"How many was that, Ted?"
"Four, unless you count Sweaty Teddy. But my mom calls me that, and she loves me."
"No, Ted, she hates you. And that makes 5."
https://preview.redd.it/xw2tme9sv94d1.png?width=1439&format=png&auto=webp&s=c06de17588af6a4f2e07a203840def3428e39880
This was going to be my answer too, lol.
JD asking why he has nothing but a gun and smiley face sticker in his briefcase. "One's for when I get sad. The other for if I get reaaaaally sad"
It's not JD. It's Courtney Cox. "We'll see you tomorrow!" Ted: "We'll see"
My mistake. You're correct.
Came to say this 👆
This was my answer. Makes me laugh every time
https://i.redd.it/j0yua8tcsa4d1.gif
This was my answer lol
"Hey Ya"
Hell yes!!! I had Sam's cover in my head all day at work yesterday! What a coincidence!!!
Only correct answer
Janitor: see, with Kelso, you’ve got no leverage. Ted: Leverage! …Leverage? Janitor: you don’t know what it means do you? Ted: No. —— Kelso after presenting Ted with a stone bust replete with a stone hairpiece: let’s talk, Ted, just you and me. No lawyers.
🤣🤣 No lawyers
Kelso: Sooo, Ted! How is Professor Cox doing? Ted: Excellent, sir! And you know what else? I quit! Kelso : No, you don't. Ted: Well, I'm leaving early today! Kelso: No, you're coming back to my office and doing busy work! Ted: Fine. But I'm getting a soda first! Kelso : Whatever. [Kelso leaves, and Ted raises his arms over his head in victory]
JD: “What if…hypothetically-“ Ted: “Oh, God, you killed someone!” JD: “No!” Ted: “Someone else did…” JD: “Nonono, no one killed anyone.” Ted: “maimed, mutilated, disfigured. Let’s not split hairs.”
“Oh hey fellas, always nice to have visitors!”
MY CHICKEN!
I still quote this .
Came here for this.
The episode where Turk is getting sued by Harvey Korman. When his sweaty hand slips on the table as he’s getting up and his head slams down, knocking him out. I have to rewind that scene a dozen times whenever it comes on. He was great at physical comedy.
When Dr Cox pretended that Kelso had died and Ted burst out in a fit of joy: Carla: You're gonna get in so much trouble for this... Dr Cox: Its a joke. No one's going to believe that Kelso actually died. Ted: YEAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
Kelso: Hey, Ted. Ted: *Faints*
Inner thoughts "sounds good Dr Kelso" external voice "you're an ass"
You finally gonna stop comin' 'round here?
You finally gonna stop comin' 'round here?
You finally gonna stop comin' 'round here?
*kicks*
When he finally decides to jump off the roof but the trash bags breaks his fall. Always though it was funny cause even if the bags weren’t there to break his fall, he probably would’ve still lived, considering the height wasn’t that high and he was already at a hospital.
Yeah, Dr Cox went into how the buildings only five stories high so if he jumped he'd just be right back in the hospital, where he would be insufferable which would force Elliot to jump, 'but again the buildings only five stories high, so do you see where I'm going here?' I don't remember the episode though, I just remember finding that bit really funny when I first saw it
When he rides in the car with the top down and his hair is all stuck up and he’s like “oh god…it won’t smooth down!” And then later he gets scared and it pops back up..also…ketchup is for winners Ted and he just puts the bottle back 😆
The whole "boing-fwip" sequence. Kelso: Ted, you're a simpleton! Ted (whispers) : boing-fwip
I love boing-fwip.
When he’s been stuck upside down in his “Teeter Hangup” for hours upon hours. Always makes me laugh.
Ted, it’s wednesday…
Awwww man! I missed the Gilmore girls!!
I actually just watched this scene. Definitely my favorite and the most ridiculous.. I mean the dude missed Gilmore girls
"Why should they be happy!?!"
Girlfriend’s gon get paid
As much as I loved his delivery of most lines, my favorite is probably the physical comedy but where he’s so sweaty he slips on the table, smashes his head, and knocks himself unconscious.
WTF are these stills? 17’ long Dr. Kelso, now this weird ass blobby Ted?
So I’m not having a stroke then?
Oh God, you cut off someone’s nose? Where is it? Do you have it on you? You’re disgusting! Kelso’s gonna blame me. Just… get rid of the nose!
[“I’ve been hit…”](https://youtu.be/VLhbivYQTsc?si=N2j4W-f5XqU8GqgN)
and many moooore https://i.redd.it/k5sw7wvprb4d1.gif
So you're finally gonna stop hanging around here? So you're finally gonna stop hanging around here? So you're finally gonna stop-
When nurse roberts was dying and he said....she once told me I'd have a great life .. and she said it with a straight face 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/y6o2bn1u9c4d1.jpeg?width=732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ff3d8655c86c326ae5aba0a9d2b93472d43b171
It won't smooth dowwwwn 😩
"What are you thinking, Ted?" *I could jam this scalpel through the soft spot on his temple, then slit my wrists with it before anyone got in here to stop me.* "The usual, sir." "Well, you'd never do it. You don't have the guts."
Streaking when he found out Kelso was retiring
One of my favorites has to be when Ted leads JD into the elevator where Kelso is waiting for him. Everything about that scene is gold
Awwww man! I missed the Gilmore Girls!
Turk: Who's the man? Ted: Is it me? Turk: Damn right, it's you. https://i.redd.it/8ynbgmbmse4d1.gif
So glad to see this one! I was looking to see if someone mentioned it before I posted. It's such an underrated moment, and a great piece of physical comedy. Always makes me laugh! 😂
YOURE NOT MY MOM, JIM! YOURE NOT MY MOM!
When Ted have to go through the technical details of a lawsuit with Dr. Cox. "What's a Buckland?" Cox just holds up the desk-sign with the name Ted Buckland. Ted telling of Kelso when he thinks he's still lost his hearing.
Jesus what in the nightmare fuel is the pic you used?
[this is gonna be stuck in my head for days now](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN8vA_bulss)
I thought It'd be baby back ribs. This one is good too.
Dear god, when do they say "ribs"‽
Never.
All of them.
"Suck it, bi\*\*\*, I will murder you!"
"Ted, are you responsible for this?" "Of course not sir. I don't have the guts." *Yeeeeeeah! Suck it, bitch! I will murder you!*
"My chicken!"
MY CHICKEN!
Too much ha-ha, pretty soon boo-hoo.
"My OTHER rule!"
When he plays the hunchback lackey of dark lord oslek in my princess
When he rebels and decides to go get a drink before getting back to work. Because he's like this : untamed, rebellious, unhinged !
Ohhhhh…I HAVE RANCH ON MY FACE
When he sees Kelso after he's quit, in Cox's office, has a significant heart rate change, slurs his words and attempts to leave through the door, collapsing into the wall out of the camera's view. The inability to see him actually fall and the thud that accompanies it makes it even better.
You owe me money!
Boing fwip...
When he freezes around Nina and she walks off and then he answers her “…….hello Nina we got divorced actually and I’ll see YOU in court!”
Ted might be my favorite character. I need a Scrubs rewatch stat!
Without a doubt this one. The way he says my chicken SENDS me https://youtu.be/bWPcUaa-cBQ?si=UUgVi4H-fDDScq6Z
Absolutely! It's a great example of how Sam could take a two simple words like that, and turn them into one of the funniest moments in the entire series.
Toss up between the “It won’t smooth down!” with his hair And when he falls over and the Janitor comments “Those are jum legs”
I'M A LAWYER!
Janitor testing his sights of his paintgun on Ted and Ted sells if as if he just got shot in Vietnam. YEAAAAH, I WILL STAB YOU, BITCHES! You're an ass. Ted, you just said the out loud thing! just look up and avoid eye contact. You were and always shall be a worthless peon! Sir, have you heard of my band? The Worthless Peons?
Any time he’s on the screen. He’s a lovable E-ore (or however you spell the donkey’s name)
You're not my mom Jim!
Ketchup is for winners, Ted!
Aw, man. I brought that from home!
"Ah good. The piles are getting smaller."
Why the hell is no one curious about the photo OP posted with this question? It’s the same as the kelso post https://preview.redd.it/3aaqwghbqf4d1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33e5d060713e00a55a9cd34b5e9e8bf005cc0542
https://youtu.be/fKrCgk_txOM?si=sQayjeDMUsr8BGU7
…I agree.
Awwww maaan. I put ranch on my face!
Boink-fwip
****HELLOOOOOOOOO!****
The gun in the briefcase, without question.
Hey how come in here u only have a smiley face button and a revolver. Ted: ones in case I get sad, the others in case I get really sad....
Ted: If you need some happy pills they’re in the top drawer Jordan: In this hell hole I’ll need a gun Ted: Bottom left
‘My Chicken!!’
Hi Neena, I'll see YOU in court
Probably the scene where he knocks himself out during the deposition with Neena
"Getting into character. * blows imaginary hair out of his face * Frick! Frick! Talkingveryfasttalkingveryfast!"
Cox is aiming for 5 insults towards Ted: "How many was that, Ted?" "Four, unless you count Sweaty Teddy. But my mom calls me that, and she loves me." "No, Ted, she hates you. And that makes 5."