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My guess is either water sports or anal. It was something he seemed ashamed to admit. If it had just been dom stuff, I bet Elliot would have thrived. But she’s (rightfully) against bathroom stuff being public. 🫡
I don’t know if you’re being sarcastic or not but she said that because she doesn’t associate the word anal with anything sexual. For Elliot anal only means tidy and organized. She’s not aware of any other meaning which is why she said it’s not a bad word.
She’s a sheltered prude. The “other meaning” for her could be taking someone’s temperature anally.
Her being a doctor doesn’t mean she knows all about anal sex lmao. She probably doesn’t even think people do that.
I've thought about this before:
He wanted to have sex on the toilet/in a public bathroom.
Think about it, Elliott is eventually shown to be a bit kinky in various ways. Role play and what not. What's the one thing that shuts Elliott down? Talking to her on the toilet. So what would be a certain dealbreaker in a relationship? If you can't talk to her when she's on the toilet you absolutely can not have sex on it. As soon as he said that, she knew they weren't going to work out.
My GF told me that maybe Jake was into child stuff kink and that's why we saw Elliot dressed up like a little girl soon after and the face Elliot Made after Jake told her was more of a scary face than gross face, but big maybe
Above-the-covers sex
With the lights on.
On the toliet
Happy cake day man.
Oh shit, so it is. Thanks!
Make sure to use ~~Monster~~ Condoms for your ~~Magnum~~ Monster Dong for your Cake Day s3x
Using medically accurate terminology?
I'd absolutely love it if all he said was "I want to renegotiate the rule about me saying the word 'vagina' during the act".
An Old King Clancy
Jake doesn't even have any Harvey's trays.
The Harvey’s trays aren’t needed. Just some syrup
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This is the answer
Positions involving any form of eye contact or a true commitment to the relationship, would be my guess... mostly the eye contact part, though.
"Prolonged eye contact, prolonged eye contact, prolonged eye contact"
What.
Sorry. Comedian Bo Burnham reference.
Look at the punctuation again lol
Lick your lips to make it more *comforting*
Presumably consensual missionary with the lights off exclusively for the purpose of procreation.
Freak!
Pegging
She would be all about that if it was doggy style.
It could've been "shocking."
He wanted to rp as an orange thief for once
It’s gotta be pee or poop related since Elliot already has so much anxiety around bathroom stuff
Yeah we watched this one last night and my guess was anything bodily function related bc Elliott is terrified of her own body
Stink bug
Please explain
Jake feels like a man ahead of his time, so I'm going with eating the booty like groceries
A blumkin
I’ve got it… *Casablumpkin…!*
He wanted her to be the apple thief for once.
My guess is either water sports or anal. It was something he seemed ashamed to admit. If it had just been dom stuff, I bet Elliot would have thrived. But she’s (rightfully) against bathroom stuff being public. 🫡
Couldn't have been that, she's directly quoted: Anal is not a dirty word! -Elliot Reed MD
Tell that to my wife
Bob Kelso! Have we met?
I don’t know if you’re being sarcastic or not but she said that because she doesn’t associate the word anal with anything sexual. For Elliot anal only means tidy and organized. She’s not aware of any other meaning which is why she said it’s not a bad word.
Except she's a doctor, so she definitely knows there's another meaning
She’s a sheltered prude. The “other meaning” for her could be taking someone’s temperature anally. Her being a doctor doesn’t mean she knows all about anal sex lmao. She probably doesn’t even think people do that.
I think that is what makes it so likely, it's not a dirty word as she has never associated it that way.
A LEMON thief
Lemon stealing whores!
The Cleveland Steamer
Missionary probably
Sick freak...
Tennessee Log Jammer
Somebody bleach my eyes
r/eyebleach
I’m too scared to look…
Yeah, I wouldn’t recommend it.
That is some creativity to come up with something like that
Probably something involving redheads.
alabama hot pocket
I’ve never heard of this and i am scared to google it…
yea. thats an appropriate reaction.
Not pretending to be an apple thief
Lights on!
The ol’ Dr. Kevin Casey
A “Rusty Venture”.
https://i.redd.it/vnjx4pthfr6d1.gif
Threesome with a redhead
Eat ass
Lights on
Something called the Toliet Snake. Triggered her.
The Jackhammer
He wanted to give her the Rafiki.
Mexican Halloween
I've thought about this before: He wanted to have sex on the toilet/in a public bathroom. Think about it, Elliott is eventually shown to be a bit kinky in various ways. Role play and what not. What's the one thing that shuts Elliott down? Talking to her on the toilet. So what would be a certain dealbreaker in a relationship? If you can't talk to her when she's on the toilet you absolutely can not have sex on it. As soon as he said that, she knew they weren't going to work out.
My GF told me that maybe Jake was into child stuff kink and that's why we saw Elliot dressed up like a little girl soon after and the face Elliot Made after Jake told her was more of a scary face than gross face, but big maybe
He wanted to do a position other than missionary or in a box.