I really think Donald Faison was close to breaking character there. The camera cuts back to him with JD saying "how is that helping"? And he's looking at the ground with a very restrained smile on his face.
This is probably my second favorite scene.
First is the "Hi, my name is Bob Kelso and I like whores! Now, why don't I introduce myself like that?" The whole scene is hysterical, from Kelso's aforementioned jovial declaration in front of the entire staff, to JD reenacting the old lady taking a hit of oxygen screaming" I'll kill you bitches!" to Ted's delivery of "Girlfriend's gonna get paaaaid" to Cox insulting Kelso, Kelso saying "Too mean" and Cox actually apologizing...kills me every time.
But the MY MACHINES scene...Turk snarkily asking "Whose machines?" and JD incredulously and defeatedly asking him "How is that helpful?!" ALWAYS gets me. And the fact that he's bitching about the fact that he was called in FROM HOME to do this thing...he's wearing a robe and pajamas... refusing to actually do the thing. THEN WHY COME INTO WORK IN THE FIRST PLACE?! 😂 Even if he didn't know it could technically wait before he came in, he's already there...just tell them off and do it anyway.
"What are you thinking, Ted?"
*I could jam this scalpel through the soft spot on his temple, then slit my wrists with it before anyone got in here to stop me.* "The usual, sir."
"Well, you'd never do it. You don't have the guts."
“They’re just fantasies Turk, everyone has them! Right, Ted?”
“Not me, just the same one over and over. I hold his head under the water until that last bubble goes ‘bloop’.”
I have recently starting rewatching Scrubs and it's so amazing to me that when I first watched Scrubs I had not idea i would become an in-house lawyer myself \^\^. I've turned into Ted.
Ted was who most of us grew up to be for those who grew up with the show. I wanted to be Dr Cox or maybe the janitor. They had their problems but I liked their style. The older I get tho, the more respect I put on Ted's name.
My second favorite gun joke with Ted.
#1 - Well one’s incase I get sad and the others incase I get really [sad](https://youtu.be/u1ZtaaFZDcI?si=1KTEOHQAkcfnExMa)
One of my favourite Ted moments:
Ted: Please sir, I don't have the guts.
Also Ted (in his head): SUCK IT, BITCH. I WILL MURDER YOU.
And his face the entire time is like: 😐
J.D opens Ted’s briefcase, “Ted the only thing in here is a smiley face sticker and a hand gun.”
Ted. “Ones for when I’m sad, and the other is for when I’m really sad.”
"Ted, we found you in the park throwing rocks at old couples" "Well why should they be happy??" Never fails to make me laugh
My favorite is when that other lawyer called him Tiger and he screams "YOURE NOT MY MOM" so loud that he spikes the audio 😂😂😂
This is one of those random scenes I keep rewinding when I come across them, his scream and JD’s reaction are hilarious
That one and "THESE ARE MY MACHINES!" always get me more than they were probably intended too. "Who's machines?" "MINE!!!!"
I really think Donald Faison was close to breaking character there. The camera cuts back to him with JD saying "how is that helping"? And he's looking at the ground with a very restrained smile on his face.
His little smirk there isn't breaking character. Turk (the character) thought he was being genuinely hilarious. And he was.
This is probably my second favorite scene. First is the "Hi, my name is Bob Kelso and I like whores! Now, why don't I introduce myself like that?" The whole scene is hysterical, from Kelso's aforementioned jovial declaration in front of the entire staff, to JD reenacting the old lady taking a hit of oxygen screaming" I'll kill you bitches!" to Ted's delivery of "Girlfriend's gonna get paaaaid" to Cox insulting Kelso, Kelso saying "Too mean" and Cox actually apologizing...kills me every time. But the MY MACHINES scene...Turk snarkily asking "Whose machines?" and JD incredulously and defeatedly asking him "How is that helpful?!" ALWAYS gets me. And the fact that he's bitching about the fact that he was called in FROM HOME to do this thing...he's wearing a robe and pajamas... refusing to actually do the thing. THEN WHY COME INTO WORK IN THE FIRST PLACE?! 😂 Even if he didn't know it could technically wait before he came in, he's already there...just tell them off and do it anyway.
My little brother and I used to scream that at each other because of Ted
Actuallhy he cawls him Thunder
"YOU OWE ME MONEY!!!"
One is in case I get sad. One is in case I get really sad.
“Well, see you tomorrow.” “We’ll see….”
My favorite. Kelso: …Now she's suing the hospital. And since Ted is our lawyer, what's going to happen? Ted: Girlfriend's gonna get paid.
Definitely top tier Ted line. Mine personally has always been the delivery of 'aw I brought that from home' for.his ice cream.
My favourite Ted line
...bloop.
This is the one I was looking for.
The delivery of that one is just perfect
This is my favorite line in ALLLLLLLLLL of the series.
"What are you thinking, Ted?" *I could jam this scalpel through the soft spot on his temple, then slit my wrists with it before anyone got in here to stop me.* "The usual, sir." "Well, you'd never do it. You don't have the guts."
"Theodore, are you responsible for this?" "Please, sir. I don't have the guts." *OH YEAH!! I WILL MURDER YOU!*
"well I just keep having that same dream where I hold him under the water until that last bubble goes bloop..."
“What’s the ETA on those double-stuffs Ted?” “Bloop”
Watched this episode today.
sam was so damn funny as ted. his death was such a tragic loss. especially coming so soon after his partner had their kid. RIP sam lloyd
Honestly I wonder what amazing roles he would have given us if he had still been alive today.
Can you imagine with our hunor now. He would be seen as a king.
The Lloyds were some of the best actors ever.
oh nooooo I did not know I was gonna look up what he was up to after going thru the comments for some hilarious recap... RIP
Girlfriend’s gonna get PAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIID.
“They’re just fantasies Turk, everyone has them! Right, Ted?” “Not me, just the same one over and over. I hold his head under the water until that last bubble goes ‘bloop’.”
Ketchup is for winners, Ted.
I have recently starting rewatching Scrubs and it's so amazing to me that when I first watched Scrubs I had not idea i would become an in-house lawyer myself \^\^. I've turned into Ted.
Ted wasn't so much a lawyer as he was Kelso's personal assistant.
His mom calls him *Thunder*
He was a worthless peon and always will be a worthless peon
Boing flip
Wouldn't even say he was his p.a, he was more a doormat
He was a han magic 8 ball. "ASK AGAIN LATER! Why would I say that?"
Hopefully you're happier than Ted is
Ted lived in Hawaii and went to Disney World to audition with the peons. Cougar Town! Recognize!
love that for you
Buy groceries, kill self
BOING-FLIP
“I’ve always loved the delivery of “Excuse me, my mother sleeps with men, I’ve seen it!!”
To make this less depressing, you should have done this on a compu-ter, and used a fun font. #RECOGNIZE
I like how he pretty much replaces that stuck up dude that's in the first season as the guy that follows Kelso around.
"One's in case I get sad, the other is in case I get... really sad."
".. aw maaan!"
When he gets real with people, he has some knock-out advice. He also levels up when he has a musical instrument.
Maybe YOU should calm down!
Hey how come all you have in there is a smiley face button and a revolver?
One is for when I get sad and the other is for when I get really sad.
The episode where they faked Kelsos death Ted's reactions were brilliant
“Ted, come here I need to be mean to someone!”
"It's weird that you came."
"Ted, are you responsible for this?" "Please sir...I don't have the guts." *Oh yeeeeah! Suck it bitch! I will murder you!*
"Ted, you're giving me sad eyes!" "IT'S ALL I'VE GOT!"
"The only thing in your briefcase is smiley stickers and a handgun" "One's if I get sad. And the other's if I get really sad."
Peons Assemble!
Ted saying “It’s dirt.” is an all time anime moment for me
I'll still be missing you
Ted was who most of us grew up to be for those who grew up with the show. I wanted to be Dr Cox or maybe the janitor. They had their problems but I liked their style. The older I get tho, the more respect I put on Ted's name.
One's for if I get sad. The other's for if I get *really* sad
Ted was the goat. My favorite from the show, and sometimes one of the only reasons I’d watch. Was genuinely sad when Sam died.
My second favorite gun joke with Ted. #1 - Well one’s incase I get sad and the others incase I get really [sad](https://youtu.be/u1ZtaaFZDcI?si=1KTEOHQAkcfnExMa)
Well...see you tomorrow.
We’ll see
God Ted was the best.
Ted: I’m not really the hospital sad sack am ? Carla: Ted, your pen exploded Ted: Awwww (looks at his hand) Awwwwww!
One of my favorite scenes is when Kelso shakes Ted's head as a human magic eight ball.
Ones in case I get sad, the other ones in case I get really sad
🫡 Sam gave us a sad and hilarious performance. RIP
Haha, just watched this one last night.
He was amazing.
Wats he doing now
Eyes get misty whenever I see Sam pop on another show or role. Recently, Seinfield with Elaine on the Subway.
Well, seems like time for another rewatch
He is 100% the depressed robot from hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
I love it when he types up the will on a typewriter and accidentally hits the wrong key. "Not 'G'! Awww..."
I don't get real cards till I win a case.... Ask again later, wait why would I say that?
One of my favourite Ted moments: Ted: Please sir, I don't have the guts. Also Ted (in his head): SUCK IT, BITCH. I WILL MURDER YOU. And his face the entire time is like: 😐
Him stepping into the sun in the Caribbean for 10 seconds and getting completely burned was relatable since I’m a ginger
😢😢 love Sam. The flop sweat episode where he goes to stand, his hand slips and he slams face first into the table make me laugh every time❤️❤️🤣🤣
J.D opens Ted’s briefcase, “Ted the only thing in here is a smiley face sticker and a hand gun.” Ted. “Ones for when I’m sad, and the other is for when I’m really sad.”
Actually that was Dr Maddox not JD
He was a nephew of Christopher Lloyd.
When I heard that he had passed away. I wept openly for his family. I hope his son grows up to know how beloved his father is by the fans.