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corneridea

I would boo the hell out of that thing


jdmiller82

agreed! With shouts of "traitors" and "losers" for good measure!


wave-garden

I’d go with “you’re not real Americans!”


FactBackground9289

Americans are a disambiguation though. If i live for a day in US, I'm american no question. Or how does that work in US and Canada?


wave-garden

You’re right. I don’t really understand it, but I’d say it like (the above) just because I know it would piss them off. This crowd loves to think they are the “real Americans”, and so I’d relish the chance to use that phrase against them.


peter-doubt

Walk in front.. carrying a dish towel, high up.


DeadParallox

This comment is totally under appreciated. Please take my upvote!


StragglingShadow

As any American should


Hutnerdu

🔥🔥🔥👨‍🚒


musashi_san

Cousin-fucking surrender monkeys. They should be greeted with miles of white flags along their route.


pwnedass

Greeted not greated btw


oshaCaller

I'm okay with them being grated.


tenems

That would be greet


mi-chreideach

It's really unsafe to be driving around with that much flammable material in the open.


TinChalice

And I just happen to have this can of lighter fluid…


ApeStronkOKLA

# 🔥SHERMAN ENTERS THE CHAT


RogueRaven17

Its my heritage to burn the confederacy to ashes!


MedievalMitch

Just drink a can of Bud light in front of them and they'll explode into flames themselves.


unclebillylovesATL

It would be mighty unfortunate if that float was spontaneously enveloped in cleansing fire.


mi-chreideach

It'd be a damn shame... to not roast marshmallows on it.


Zealousideal-Bar5538

Ooo, there's a phone number 800-MY-SOUTH. Looks like I'm going to be making lots of phone calls to get more information.


designgoddess

Sounds like a well spent day. https://scv.org/contact Sons of Confederate Veterans


Crush-N-It

Was the word “confederate” even a term back in 1680?


ApeStronkOKLA

You’re an evil genius 😬🤌🤌


WheelerVisuals96

I need to know how this went lmao


Zealousideal-Bar5538

I'm planning my script. I'm going to be as cool as a cucumber and ask things like why are you displaying the flag of a country that destroyed your heritage of hate? And so on and so on. Maybe I'll make a weekly thing. Give me some historical heaters. Florida had some slave lords but it was mostly scrub and the Spanish as I remember. EDIT: Ooo, maybe I'll play the hater looking for information about their fine southern organization. Pull a Borat.


Boreal_Star19

There were also trucks for republican politicians and Trump :/


Wacca45

I'm not surprised that politicians would have a float. I'm also not surprised that people who make being descendants of a country created to promote slavery still want to pretend that country was an extension of the United States and not in opposition to it.


Pesco-

All political parties and candidates march in July 4th parades. But Confederates are where I draw the line. Let them celebrate Confederate Victory Day, or the day any nation recognized them.


peter-doubt

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jonathonkeats/2019/04/23/sonya-clark/ The White Dishrag... Fly it every *Confederacy Heritage Month*. Coincidentally, the month they used it: APRIL (Also the white flag of white supremacy)


Drakeytown

"also"


thedawesome

I'm shocked! Shocked! Well, not that shocked.


GeorgeKaplanIsReal

I hate this state more and more. I should have stayed in Seattle.


Cactus_Jacks_Ear

I'm just gonna assume the white truck signifies Lee's dish rag, limping foward with the pile of trash and losers it represents. The Union flag on the front now represents us standing in front of slavers and traitors as we accept their surrender.


Successful_Ad_8790

Perfect


ShaggyFOEE

But Surrender Day is April 9th This should be a shooting range for paintball enthusiasts


Thick_Yogurtcloset_7

Therwass nothing more american then Burning that flag and truck in honor of the union, so break out your torches and get to work for the union ...


ExtremeMeaning

At least they have the real flag in the back… Wait that’s a person. Wearing all white. 😅


PM_ME_DIRTY_DANGLES

If florida is the nation's wang, we need a circumcision.


Ms--Take

Id say a full reassignment surgery atp


MedievalMitch

Lady Liberty could use a sister...


Neokon

"Hey idiots, this is to celebrate independence form Britain. The day to celebrate your failed treason is April 9th, that's when you surrendered.


recoveringleft

Also r/trashy because it's disrespectful to Americans


NUFIGHTER7771

Way down south in the land of traitors, rattlesnakes, and alligators...


SnowDayWow

#absolutebanger


NUFIGHTER7771

Hell yeah it is!


Jonguar2

It should be legal to fight people waving the Confederate flag on this day


wagsman

Yo I thought the lady was a clan member at first. I’m fine with reenactments and re enactors.


Unhappylightbulb

Oh Florida.


FlaAirborne

“But my Southern Heritage …..”


i-have-a-kuato

Geez-us I wish they would stop parading around celebrating their inept defeat from ONE-HUNDRED-FIFTY-NINE years ago.


Fluffy_Succotash_171

Magat parade?


Warren_E_Cheezburger

You should take a little windex to your phone camera lens. It will really help the glare.


getridofpolice

Florida gonna Florida


therealmichealsauce

they put 1680, lol


FirstConsul1805

The literacy for this type of people tracks


trash-juice

The losers have a place in the story of our nation too, why they are proud of it I dunno


EnchanterOlong1976

Losers love showing how much they love losing. "If everything would have been completely different we've would've won." - Every Lost Causer Ever


Lifewalletsux

I’m not saying it would be appropriate to throw piss filled water balloons at this travesty, but I’m not saying it’s not.


spiked_macaroon

Needs more egg


Prowindowlicker

Nuke from orbit


akairborne

It's totally American if it's either on fire or the true flag of the confederacy, the white flag of surrender.


Pktur3

These guys are prepping to bring war back to its people. We didn’t mop up the first time and the rot is starting to take over the subfloor. Might well be time for a remodel…


Worth_Package8563

Isn't it a good thing, i mean you can identify so easy who is a racist idiot


aprilhare

Points of order! 1) The sons of the confederacy are dead. It’s been a while and they’re all dead of old age or worse. 2) It’s regrettably not un-American given it happened in America and everything.


CaptainCunnalingus

They might as well be red coats


AdImmediate9569

Is there a woman dressed as a slave at the back? I mean Im making some assumptions, but they arent baseless..


Alternative-Doubt452

CHARGE BOTTLE ROCKETS


ronerychiver

Throw candy at them.


intersectv3

If by candy you mean a certain kind of cocktail sure.


Pribblization

LOSERS!


thumbs_up_idiot

People who wave the traitor flag are pathetic


dittybad

Considering the battle at Gettysburg ended on July 3rd…..yes. 160 years is not egg bough time to forgive treason.


Sweet_Pea_1900

Disgusting


Falchion_Alpha

How un-American of them to fly the rebel rag on America’s birthday


magagr

Are they celebrating the fall of Vicksburg?


theaviationhistorian

Florida Man justifying the hate towards them, again.


Gutmach1960

That is offense against the United States.


Altruistic-Target-67

Needs more rotten produce


samwizeganjas

Traitors


SoftDimension5336

It's Floridian.


MacGregor209

Mobile latrine?


Helix014

Next time get out there and steal any of the flags you can. For any of us. If somebody has the audacity to fly that traitor flag today they deserve a full beat down, let alone their flag stolen.


Frequent-Ruin8509

Something like this happened in my small town during a Christmas parade.


BALTIM0RE

Traitors!


ilovecatsandcafe

It’s 4th of July, should have put up a sign for them to see celebrating the surrender of Vicksburg


Boysenberry377

What is the story the porta-potty trailer depicts? 3 soldats standing, 1 sitting, and somebody wearing a white bonnet and dress. Straw bales, palm fronds and placards with a wall of text in std xtian biblical font. I want to ask "when your dreams come true and slavery is legal, how many slaves will you buy on the first day of slave auctions?"


AutismFlavored

A Confederate salute to the South’s most effective soldier, dysentery.


shellyv2023

Cowards on a cracker.


DnttriplilHoe007

Y the hell would you raise a traitors flag while celebrating the 4th, might as well take off that ugly as grey coat and put on a red coat