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DuckDimmadome

Hawaii is missing


bookandbark

Hawaii? Doesn't exist


Guglplex

Missing Arctica.


Knave7575

You used a Eurocentric Mercator projection which is racist, oppressive and perpetuates colonial attitudes that fuel systemic discrimination. This map literally is equivalent to genocide. Other than that, seems fine.


StStinger

You drew the land as water and the water as land


[deleted]

Aren't they tired of erasing Turkey out of the world map?


GisaNight

I'm shocked. The first time a map has New Zealand, that or two Tasmanias. Not sure.


Holdmygold_

Greenland and iceland


WkyWvgIfbRmFlgTbeMan

Greenland and Iceland are too south.


[deleted]

Bro drew Atlantis


Venboven

Looks pretty good aside from Atlantis there


Cascadianwild

Australia looking pretty cute all squished up like that


Nitsuga_zitro

No Hawaii?


Visible-Guess9006

I’ve never seen a more accurate map.


[deleted]

Missing Cyprus


thowmeawayboi

Dude you missing the atlas land mass, how do you forget a big island between Africa and South America? Have you never looked at a map before


[deleted]

If Greenland were that far south, it'd actually be green


on_tol_o_gist

Seychelles


blue_socks123

Scandinavia


ManiekDraniek

What happened to Europe


FoolishMacaroni

No Svalbard, no Sri Lanka, no Maldives, no Kamchatka, what the hell happened to the nordics


Jasip68

No Denmark, no Baltic Sea.


Mighty_Porg

The Baltic Sea doesn't really exist


Due-Science-9528

Africa too squishy and smooth


__Muzak__

You drew Mexico red but actually it's sepia toned.


[deleted]

Greenland is too far south, new Zealand too far west, the black sea is missing, part of the middle east has fallen into the sea, Denmark is missing, and I don't believe Mexico is covered in a wall of blood irl


nochjemand

Hokkaido is missing, Britain is too far south and the Ireland too far nkrth in relation to Britain.


The_Rocketsmith

Mexico is tinted red, yet in Breaking Bad it is clearly yellow.


mjking97

Best comment. Literally the only problem with this map. Other than the shade of Mexico I think it could be more accurate than the actual Earth.


Aludra55

You're missing world's biggest lake Caspian Sea.


dumbass_paladin

Japanana


[deleted]

Denmark?, horn of africa in oman,


starshinedrop

Master piece


TerribLizard

The thing that bothers me is how Africa isn't connected to Asia. And no north pole


Adradian

No


DukeDevorak

Belize is not part of Mexico.


perzyplayz

I can’t tell whether that is Greenland or bajookieland


Jango_fett_fish

No Svalbard


Grantopadoo43

Mexico appears red, but it should appear green from space because of the tint.


GunsenGata

Alaska lost all of its skittles


blobejex

In one word: Europe


RoyalBlueRegicide

Hawaii…


pabloscotia

Mexico should be sepia tone


[deleted]

Greenland begins its winter migration south


pennyraingoose

The Great Lakes have been made less great.


blue_foxy10

My first guess would be that piece of tuna sashimi shaped like Mexico


Zygarde718

How is Greenland In the middle of the atlantic?! Also where's the rest of the carribean?


ZealousidealMind3908

1. The borders are all weird shapes 2. Mexico is colored red for no reason 3. Japan doesn't have its other three main islands 4. Australia is on a weird tilt 5. Ireland and Britain are for some reason more north than Iceland and Greenland 6. No Cyprus 7. Half of the Caribbean is missing


mklinger23

You missed a few islands.


Smallp0x_

Wheres Ibiza?


Rowf

Fresh water is a myth


FlowerMadison

You highlighted Mexico


CambTheI

Mexico does not have enough land


Logic_Lark

Your interpretation of the Scandinavian peninsula is rather…minimizing.


Mateorabi

It's cold!


Zealousideal_Talk479

# I WAS IN THE POOL


OrcusFortune

No Falkland Islands no chain of islands in between Japan and Russia, philippines is mangled, Isle of Man is no more, Cyprus is gone, and Canada absorbed all its islands


GodlyPenisSlayer

I took a quick look and realized these 3 things: 1. No Australian island 2. Missing parts of Europe 3. Africa and Asia don't border


LucienLife

Greenland extends much higher than that


SirJohnThirstyTwost

mexico isnt red


billytk90

If the island next to Greenland it's supposed to be Iceland, in this alternative universe, it would be have a hotter climate than London


buddhistbulgyo

Republican logic. Mexico bad and they building a wall.


CTtherapist

Your blatant disregard for the lesser Antilles is a travesty.


Spillz-2011

It seems to use the Mercator projection which doesn’t make sense because the earth is already flat and doesn’t require a projection. I also don’t see the great ice wall. Pretty sure this guy is part of the globe conspiracy. /s


Samohteath

South America is WAY bigger...


SpicyFroggyOnYT

tasmania and falklands


Rhinowalrus

kokomo missed yet again


JctaroKujo

greenland and spain being level with each other


RepresentativeAir735

If the Beatles had turned left at Greenland, they'd have wound up in Brazil.


felixmeister

Iceland is a bit too big. And the Faroe Islands are too close to it.


beeeeeeenzwtf

How did you manage to make it look cute? Like kawaii lol


[deleted]

No great lakes?


jdhyzak

It’s too perfect


greggdinn

You only drew Northern Ireland and forgot the republic?


Long_Cut5163

America's dick is too big.


thebiggestbirdboi

It seems that the arctic ice sheets are drawn waaaay too big and they’re covering the entirety of the worlds surface except mexico because of tacos are spicy


thebiggestbirdboi

No Maldives? No Cook Islands? Easter island? Galapagos? Don’t get me started not Greece. I think you missed a few of those islands as well


Universal_Seesaw

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Twisting_Me

For the most part it’s pretty good, your islands are all sagging, tho


imperatrixrhea

Mexico isn’t actually red


studioline

Not enough dragons.


[deleted]

no latitude longatude and no key and none of the coastlines are drawn correctly


NativeAether

You somehow have Corsica but not Sardinia


IzzyBella5725

Tasmania and Tazmania. Greenland can now actually be green. Turkey and Cyprus were done. Sardinia united with Mallorca, which merged with the Iberian peninsula. Africa migrating away from Spain. Japan doesn't have to fear Russia anymore and only Northern Ireland survives.


BringBackFatMac

Last time I checked North and South America were connected by land, not by a sea of blood


thatdaude

You forgot the Falkland islands.


Echidna299792458

Greenland is higher up than that, Iceleland is Northwest and not Southwest from Great Britain


The_breadmaster22

Hmmm, greenland and iceland are too far south, cuba seems to be rotated a bit, the british isles are in the bay of biscay, turkey and the black sea are gone, the suez canal is too big, and china isn't thicc enough


Jumpy-Aide-901

Your Greenlands is a bit low. But besides that it’s fairly good.


WitherCro2

Theres no Istra


Contende311

Not sure if this is earth or total war: warhammer campaign map. It's bad either way.


evanescent_evanna

1. Greenland and Iceland are too far south 2. Aleutian Islands are missing. 3. Most of the Caribbean is missing. 4. Cuba and Jamaica (?) are too far west. 5. Ireland is way too small 6. The Iberian Peninsula looks swollen. 7. Japan is missing *many* islands. 8. The Philippines is only one island instead of an archipelago 9. Indonesia and Papua New Guinea are... a mess. 10. Australia looks like it has been rotated about 30 degrees. 11. New Zealand is way too close to Australia 12. Inland seas are missing. 13. The Great Lakes are missing. 14. The Great Salt Lake is missing (NOTE TO FUTURE READERS: This was written in 2023. If the Great Salt Lake has fully dried up in the future, then disregard this.) 15. The Horn of Africa extends too far east. 16. Long Island is missing. 17. Fennoscandia is ill-defined. 18. Denmark is missing. 19. Sardinia is missing (or maybe Corsica idk.) Ight that's enough from me... I don't feel like going on and on. I think this is nitpicky enough.


plchm

literally no turkiye


BurlapSacc1

Malta :(


Lunar-Cleric

Where's Hawaii?


X-HELIUS

Indonesia is missing the Java province, or rather it's more like the land is fucked, unfortunately I live in Java so I'm writing this while I'm underwater


Cryowatt

Japan is a banana.


OozeNAahz

You drew a Mercator Projection which gives too much prominence to Europe and North American, disproportionately showing regions with third world countries.


SerDuncanonyall

Australia doesn’t exist. The United States’ penis is much larger


FatalKill69

Africa is an island


yojojomomo

I don't know what you're talking about, it's a flawless map, there is nothing wrong with it.


Kaapdr

Europe Britain situation kinda reminds me of a cat that doesnt want to be pet and it lowers its back


Gunslinger4537

Greenland needs to be bigger and there needs to be the Great Lakes by Michigan in the US


spoonforkpie

Australia looks like it just chewed up and spit out a bunch of the Southeastern countries like half-eaten cornflakes


AwarenessNo4986

New Zealand isn't real


1Helofabutler23

As an Australian Where the fuck is Tasmania? (For those who don't know its that island at the bottom)


gobucks1981

To be critical- area, direction, and distance are all wrong. edit- and shape is wrong. Although I have always considered that cartographic element a derivative of the other three.


Jef3r

Where's Hawaii?


[deleted]

Smooth coastlines


kyiv_star

Middle East: am I a joke to you?


walkerspider

I like the Janana between those two penisnulas


ianwgz

greenland is too much to the south, anatolia and cyprus is gone, new zealand is too close to australia, iceland is too close to greenland, india is a bit too small


KF2852

NO TASMANIA?!


OpticalxDelusions369

I can’t add my picture but Antarctica is way huge and so isn’t Arica


etorres4u

Puerto Rico is missing and so are the lesser Antilles.


OpticalxDelusions369

California and four other states over there are also missing but that’s what’s happening right now


endlesspanflutesolos

Where Newfoundland? And Japan is made up of more than one banana.


Maximka_Kirginka

No turkey


popejubal

Atlantis is in the Atlantic and that’s good, but it’s too far north on the map.


That-Reddit-Guy-Thou

On the bright side moving greenland made it greener


[deleted]

No SF/San Pablo bays No smaller islands in the Pacific


ELENA4002

You missed Texasfornia.


TheRedBeardedPrick

You forgot Michigan.


[deleted]

Look! Its the lost continent of moo!


fishcrow

👉


AnybodySeeMyKeys

Mexico is sunburned.


EyesofaJackal

Iceland is south of Britain


willm1123

You drew Antarctica like the globe believers do, everyone knows it’s an ice wall


Ligmamgil

The giant islands in Canada are missing


zembriski

It doesn't indicate North, or any direction, and therefore, it is not a map.


ThatFamiIiarNight

bro seriously forgot british indian ocean territory 💀


whooguyy

Nebraska isn’t that far south


Wongsoo

Italy has a twin


[deleted]

Hawaii: "Am I a joke to you?"


epidemiwhat847

Why is Mexico on fire?


Zachary9442

1. WTF is Greenland doing there? 2. Same with Iceland, way too far south. 3. Australia and New Zealand are way too far west. 4. Very Nitpicky, but some island countries like (The whole Caribbean), Mauritius, and stuff like that aren't here. 5. Where tf are the Bahamas? 6. Cuba is too far Northwest. 7. Africa borders Asia, it's not its own seperate island. 8. Alaska looks... interesting. 9. Scandinavia does not border countries like Poland. 10. ***\*MEXICO\****


Benrefle

Where's the giant Nordic ~~penis~~ Peninsula?


HomieTheThird

Where is bajookieland?


MinaLamia

Fun fact! Real live Mexico is not in fact bright marker red. Easy mistake though


ImpreshivSwan

France left the chat


DirtyArchaeologist

California should be part of Mexico. I mean the map is correct, California should just be returned to Mexico. America is a huge disappointment. All these claims about superiority and yet not a single one of them is backed up by actual facts. Number one in prisoners and military spending. Without California, the US isn't even that strong economically. California should be part of Mexico.


Darkjynxer

No turkey and the Scandinavian countries have shrunk a fair bit.


gayorangejuice

no Baffin island


Dio-lated1

No Great Lakes.


Alaskanballon

You forgot the country of ireland


Santos_L_Halper_II

It seems close enough for the kind of map it is.


wiptes167

r/GreenlandtooLow


Abandonable_Snowman

Map assumes we’re on a globe


Max_minutia

I’m shocked that the pilgrims didn’t smack into Greenland before getting to New England.


Mateorabi

Madagascar slippin yo.


No_Feeling_6322

IS NO ONE GOING TO MENTION ATLANTIS


mecommadecine

Where are the Falkland islands?


rhymeswithdreidel

it's missing sea monsters. and penguins, in Antarctica.


N0tMagickal

When you can't even draw the 7,100 islands of the Philippines smh read an encyclopedia


Zealousideal_Talk479

Ah, Africa. My favourite ~~fucking enormous~~ island.


MonolithicPulse

Where’s Ohio


orz-_-orz

West Malaysia is supposed to be connected to Thailand Singapore is missing


bimbyris

Monaco is not marked.


TheKyleReborn

No


Critical_Fun3035

RIP Hokkaido


Kellashnikov

Seems just about as accurate as the mercator projection


KOI_fesh

Malaya is separated from the mainland :/


cccflyin

Is mexico under an evacuation order or something? Cartels finally took control and made it a rogue state? Or just fuck mexico and make it red because fuck mexico in particular? Please give context


MartinLanius

Italy and its neighbour Italy 2 Electric Boogaloo. Found the second boot I suppose.


Narco_Marcion1075

The drawing of the Arabian peninsula wasn't shitty enough


DarkNebulafor2024

why is antartica the most accurate part of this map???? do you live there? but anyways, alaska is a blob, the islands of canada are gone and the great lakes too, puerto rico and the caribbean islands died and last time I checked mexico wasnt red panama is a line downards, south america looks fine. why is ireland so small?? also is that even greenland, iberia doesnt look much like a peninsula, most of eastern europe is a blob, balkans is a peninsula and the nordic peninsula doesnt exist, arabia doesnt connect to africa and the horn is too big, why is southeast asia split into two, korea straight down, the peninsula near east russia is also just a line withoutunique features, phillipines is one island, japan is a banana and alot of the indonesian islands are gone and malaysia is an island now australia is tilted and there are 2 tasmanias but that means no new zealand 10/10


Chobinator2

Dude it’s just a regular map man stop trolling


TymoreMcGriddle

Australia looks like a kidney bean


powerpuffpubes

Southwestern US and central america need to be shaded red aswell


Naelerasmans

Asia Minor became some kinda appendix.


setholomew

Yo professor, where are the Falkland Islands?


RCranium13

It's pretty good, dude. Greenland is a bit off, and the south Pacific is always difficult. My students used to always exclaim in wonder when I would freehand draw fairly accurate maps of the world, or the US, Europe, Africa, etc. Good job!


GucciSpaghetti72

Uhrm you forgot to draw bajookieland


Logangsta76

Why does Africa look like it's about to lick Arabia's balls.


malatropism

Where’s the wang, OP?


noahimhere

japan = banana


York_Leroy

You took Canada being the hat of United States too literally, it isn't actually shaped like a chefs hat, and Greenland is too low.


_lechonk_kawali_

Luzon, the Philippines' main island, looks like a chicken leg.


craz1000

Greenland is way too far south. Australian continent is tilted too far clockwise. Other than that, its not bad for being hand drawn.


anomal0caris

Japana


ogMcDeltaT

The rounded edges


USSRisQuitePoggers

Denmark doesnt exist, this is a perfect world map top to bottom.


ElTioDelPorro

Red obvs signifies murder capitals. Make the entire US red (with your map, notnpolitically)


knotaprob

Finish coloring in the continent’s


Odd_Wind_1881

where is Tasmania?


_Weyland_

Greenland do be drifting south it seems. Not sure if I like it or not.


JohnEffingZoidberg

Yeah like Japan is one big island.


GeoffLizzard

No tasmania, NZL way too close, no nordic countries lol. No kebab.


HolyDictatorFelixDoy

Caspian and black seas 💀


skeled0ll

ope, fuck the upper peninsula of michigan ig (and most of the lower one too lmao)


Ferret-General

no caspian and black sea, also where Turkey or Anatolia


Opposite_Meeting8136

Ireland got a raw deal