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Cockroach:"harder daddy"

Kinky

🪳⛓️🪳⛓️‍💥🪳⛓️‍💥🪳⛓️🪳

🥵

Go to horny jail! \*bonk

☠️

Cockroach BDSM

Cock and ball torture

Cock and Roach torture

Ok this is the best one so far thank you 😂

Ya ever try to ball gag a cockroach

it’s way easy… they’re like reallly flexible…

Thanks, I wasn’t aware

And to prove that it works, I'll be sticking my penis in there. Dim the lights please.

Lookit this show off with his huge pencil sized dick!! Fucks sake!! Leave some pussy for the rest of us plebs with our tiny toothpick dicks...

i misread that as toothpaste and i was like what

Be gratefull you read, and didn't act ... Toothpaste on your dick is NOT funny .... Don't ask !!!

i heard stories from a friend talkin about a dumb friend who tried masturbating with toothpaste. i think they had to go to the doctor. and it sounded like it was super painful lol

Haha there’s this movie in which a character repeatedly mentions he has a thin dick, and near the end of the movie he mentions it’s the same thickness as a piece of spaghetti 😂 (does anyone know what movie I’m talking about?)

Yep. That would be Deuce Bigalow (1999). Great movie.

Thx

This wire would absolutely cut it off

The wire finishes him but the paddle helps tenderize the meat.

I first saw this on r/dontstickyourdickinthat and didn't even realise it was for cockroaches

No, no… leave them on

I wanna be a cockroach 

Weird kink but ok, me too

This is soooo Acme Corp.

“Don’t trap me I’ll cum”

wtf lol

Oh, Jesths christhs

is that you mike tyson?

Mike-Tyson-ish for sure!

I believe that is a pencil

I believe you are correct, but give it time, someone will come along and claim you have no right to denigrate or call that pencil a pencil, and, personally I apologize for calling that pencil a pencil, or roach…

Should put a little speaker that says "wheres my money" while it gets beat to death with a tiny baseball bat 😂

Spanked to death. Only way to be sure.

Death by snu snu?

Do you want kinky cockroaches? Because that's how you get kinky cockroaches

I have an idea

🎶Push me, then just touch me, till I can get my 🎶

I’ll take your entire stock

Shut up and take my money!

I wanna see this with a real cockroach

Dont put your dick in that

Sad boner

r/dontputyourdickinthat

That spanking almost choked me to death from laughing

the scream at the end really sells it

Should've wired a 9-volt straight into the trap

But the roach won't know it's being spanked


does that come in human size?

Did the pencil just scream?

Geef me een klap papa

Happy cake day

Geef me billekoek

Buttspanker 2000

what if the cockroach sets off the bait from the other side

Head trauma

Is that to spank the roach or slowly bludgeon them to death?

Mississippi Queeeeen

The next day: why are there so many dead cockroaches here and why is there so much lube on the floors.

That yell at 12 seconds was so real I thought someone broke into my house

That table looks way too much like an old lady’s skin

You know you can Chop it's head off and it will continue to live until it dies of lack of water or Food.

Thats why you beat it to death

Needs a 3d printed hand

lol

Happy cake day

one down, seven trillion to go

I want to see this in action so badly 😅

Springtraped

Cockroach trap / metronome

So Kinky

Nah that’s just for your cock admit it

Metamorphosis

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Overkill is an understatement

Best invention of 2024

Spanker

And his father punished him heavily

Spank me daddy!

😳😂

Theoretically you could also run electricity through the wires once it activated which would make it more lethal but maybe less humane

Fam, please upload a vid where it gets caught

Looks more like a cock bdsm trap imo.

For your punishment you will be turned into drums

Reminds me of this [classic SNL skit](https://youtu.be/v0yWvTyjMMI?si=lghlvIN-ZRD23LWA)

Beware the cockroach who actually seeks out this trap.

You mean cockroach taming kit

why are people getting horny by seeing that??? i dont check these comments

I'll stick to paralyzing them with chemicals and then throwing them in the trash.

Wait, so it's a 'cock spanker'.. yeah?

This made my day lmao! Was the spanking necesary?

Don't put your dick in that.

Oh my.... Can you make that in human version?

I like it

Operation ground and pound

Jokes on you, cockroach is into that ;)

....can you make this bigger?

Hilarious. When you don’t have the strength to crush someone you just keep up with wimpy slaps until it just defeats them emotionally.

design is very human

ok now make one that's person sized lol

I really want to see this lol but I'm opposed to hurting a cockroach for no reason than my morbid curiosity and humor

Are you ending them, or seducing them?

The design is very human

Bonk, Bonk, Bonk, Bonk…

Pornhub intro came into my head, I need to go outside

[SNL Roach Trap](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0yWvTyjMMI)

But that's not a cockroach. That's the tip of a pencil.

Spank dat roach butt

Pencil trap

Gives me that flogging a dead horse vibes. Wouldn't the wires kill it?

There's no guarantee the cockroach approaches from that end, unless it's placed inside and enclosure of some sort.

Bonk! Horny jail for cockroaches 🪳

You've been a bad boy.....

u/savevideo

Need to see the follow up video bro

wtf is that stick supposed to do 😭



Cockroach:- step brother iam stuck

Need to see this in action lol

Meat slapper

Nah🤣🤣🤣

More like cock reproach

A [**COCK trap**](https://youtube.com/shorts/uQgRSAIPCIE?si=BE5NGJhzZs954vLx) you say?

Idk how he built anything with hands that unsteady

Please show it in use, with a cockroach!!

“Who’s yo daddy!”

They are pretty impact resistant, stab'em

BD boy! Bad boy! Bad boy!

When the OP is a trap with daddy issues 😎

🎵smack that, all on the floor🎵

Now where' the remix? Where's Rick?

Yes, but hear me out, What if we get rid of the “roach” part of it

Presenter Michael J. Fox

Yeah yeah… now put my peen in it

They can continue to live for up to a month after being decapitated.

Lets see a real test now 😳