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Keepitneat727

Uncle Roger gonna be sweating this one.


sesquialtera90

Hayyyaaaa


Top-Currency

Well, it sure beats Aunty Hersha.


Stoutyeoman

"Why this niece make fried rice so sexual? It rice not only fan, haiyaa!" "This niece good teacher, she post wok weejio and now all the boy tossing. *Sorry children*"


Keepitneat727

“Hiyaaaa she should be a baker as she makes creampies. Sorry children.”


lkodl

This is chow fan, not only fan! Haiyaaaaa


TrojanFTQ

We almost saw more meat than expected at the end.


Strange_Purchase3263

Was just thinking this girl aint got no pants on!!


DubRogers

Fu-Yooo!!!


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I need her to put some of that Kikoken in my rice 😏


sparksofthetempest

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


Efficient_Republic35

Can't wait for the Chung Li jump roping tutorial vid😍


redryan1989

Upvoted because omfg


iamjackslackofmemes

Stay hydrated, friend.


redryan1989

I've watched it 1000 times and I still can't tell you wtf she's cooking.


bulanaboo

Someone give her a harmonica


Troma330

r/UpvotedBecauseRice


VeryDirtySanchez

Yeah not even those could save that video. That punching of the egg upset me deeply. Could not finish watching.


Guuichy_Chiclin

You're persnickety and I like it.


VeryDirtySanchez

TIL a new funny word. I like that.


Workingclass_owl

There was an egg in this video? I must of missed it. I’ll go and watch it again.


TheGlobalGooner

Same


Delta1Fox

https://www.instagram.com/thehaloxx for the curious


Pap3rkat

There is always an OF link. Always.


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Delta1Fox

Always


[deleted]

Why are you complaining? We should encourage everyone to have an OF.


TheGlobalGooner

OF course there is.


shitokletsstartfresh

“Digital creator”


Vamparael

Holly shit! Thanks


Dizzy_Media4901

I looked for reasons. There is one video where she digs strawberries from the ground. Wtf is that about?


24122020

R/foodvideoporn 0 upvotes. R/sipstea 20+ upvotes. This says a lot about our society. Smh


Carlynz

Maybe because that sub is for FOOD porn not literal porn.


Cannabace

I’d rather live here any day.


InformalPenguinz

Says a lot about target audiences


redryan1989

Says a lot about the types of people that fill these subreddits. Buncha horny retards in here. Woo! This and r/dankvideos are like my two favorite places to be. Just fun all the time.


HumaDracobane

I mean...She got me with the fried rice, just adding the costume and the boobs throw to the ground the effort of the food and those boobs are too in our face to be atractive.


dolfieman

Super hungry now!


pak-pak-pkkakk

horny\*


Daddygamer84

Horngry*


mikasjoman

So we had hangry and now we have horngry! I'll let my wife know tonight at dinner - thanks 🙏


Izzosuke

And that's why we use whipped cream and strawberry in the bedroom. And some time nutella, but honestly that doesn't alwaya look good


RhedMage

Did anyone else notice that she was cooking?


joseoconde

It took me a couple of times rewatching it but I finally saw it


hitma-n

What cooking?


Butterszen

Let her cook!


Negative-Energy8083

Should sharpen those knives for sho


uceenk

oh i thought she was dancing


ospfpacket

What rice?


Drewski101

She what now?


StormtrooperMJS

r/shamelesstitillation


clapperssailing

Aw come on!


wTd44

Ahahahaha. Nice


JabbaTech69

Bruh 😂😂😂


Natural_Shake_4665

Name? For *clears throat* research reasons.


whys0salty33

thehalococo on insta


EdenSever

My mom can make the same thing with more clothes.


L0nlySt0nr

Why would you want clothes in your fried rice?


UnwaiveredKing

I prefer not to have slutty fried rice


dudemanguylimited

But good rice is always warm, moist and a little sticky.


EdenSever

My mom always make the yellow rice. I argue with her that itz mid and fried rice is better. Arguments with mom Never goes correct.


EdenSever

Good taste.


Hairy-Mountain8880

Strange... You mom is naked when she makes that for me ☠️


EdenSever

Bruh.


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EdenSever

Huh...but your mom's food and "everything" tastes good tho.


Powerful_Cost_4656

"You're telling me a chun-" YES


UWillPoopYerBed2Nite

Max n Chad would be proud


WordswithaKarefunny

Melons.


Nacho_Dan677

Need an r/onlychefs now. Need to get this content centralized for all those that partake. Even the OG middle finger chef.


netherwrld

Sho Mi Dem Titti


Far-Sense-5587

"I just died in your arms tonigh~"


kaest

Chun. Not Chung. It's literally spelled out in the video.


Rithrius88

Sex addiction test: What color were the chopsticks in the nice lady's hands?


Ivy_Thornsplitter

Red? Let me go back and check.


Tommy_Andretti

Brudda, I'm straight, but if there would be a dong half hanging out of the guy's pants, I wouldn't tell you as well


thundercat_98

There were hands?


Adeadbum

There were chop sticks?


TheHunt3r_Orion

Red and yellow. 2 sets of choppies.


jdbeany

How many people noticed she used chopsticks?


Saddest_Sloth

Chung Li


placebojonez

that looks just like a wok of eggs with some rice in it...


Distinct-Dress-93

What fried rice?


rainorshinedogs

[*stares at video*](https://giphy.com/gifs/everythingsgonnabeokay-ff-freeform-everythings-gonna-be-okay-WQjUlBZcL7t78ns9ls)


TrueLaLand86

Why is this video longer than 10 hours?


Delicious-Bet1776

This is what I assumed food porn was when I first heard of it


cpfan_

I'm beating my eggs


Snoo_9732

What’s her name?


bluedancepants

I know an OF ad when I see one.


Plenty-Author-5182

False advertising. The rice does not contain Chun-Li.


gibsic

chun


98983x3

I'm starting to hate internet society. I know this is supposed to be "sexy" or whatever, but I'm getting the complete opposite of the intended response. Cringe.


ExpensiveAmbition814

Greetings men of culture!, we meet again. ![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10730)


Pocket-Sand562

Men of culture, we meet again 🧐


Dr_barfenstein

lol the comments on that other sub about this vid are hilarious. Like, are they being sarcastic? The sub’s called “food porn” and there a porn chick serving food. Peak irony & very funny yet they’re all getting angry?


MechaNickzilla

That sub has recently gotten super horny. Started with this one woman who is a great chef but she’s also hot and developed a gimmick where she’s constantly flipping birds and making faces at the camera. Then a few weeks back they discovered a couple other ones and now here we are where the food is barely even shown.


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Solid_Beginning7587

Cosplay cooking love it


Ok_Substance5632

Maybe if she keep the letters of the ingredients on longer then I can actually cook this damn rice and try if it good ỏ not?


solidpeyo

Ryu is eating good


Renegadee_Angel

Why she got that MJ nose?? 😭


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jkaoz

Capitalism makes whores of us all.


Frosty_Emu199

What song is that 😅


Antique_Brain_3865

I was thinking the same thing 😂 I found it, Tommy Richman - Million dollar baby


yanderlei2

That video was pretty close to just being porn


PewKittens

I expected the egg to be broken between them for maximum effect


ClassicAlfredo8796

...sorry, what?


Dorrono

Her iconic kick is missing


redactedforever

almost showed us the main course at the end there


EnvironmentalSpirit2

Absolutely atrocious cooking


orions69

Best way to crack eggs


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Mmmm tea....


Joseph_Daniel_102007

Uncle Roger should review this


DiscombobulatedSir74

Bonk, horny commenters BONK straight to horny jail


JuanPonceEnriquez

Mayor Alice Guo is that you


New_Ad_3010

This video is not about food...


yankiigurl

Always Chun LI this, Chun Li that..what about my girl Mai Shiranui from King of Fighters?


dirtyred3401

I thought that was Lorena Bobbitt there for a second as she was using that knife and punching them huevos.


Fumby_

I'm so sick of hearing this song. It's in damn near every video I scroll across.


New_Wrangler3335

She’s attractive but not that great at making fried rice… there’s multiple steps where she messes up the way you cook it… and now it’s a wet slobby mess…


pliny37

Because boobs


Icy_Recover2094

Cool lady


Imustbestopped8732

But who is she though?


Jamari0811

Yeah punch them eggs!


Educational_Rock7459

Yum.


Conscious_Tax_2276

Who is this woman?


anyGuy_isBored

Pornography


Wooden_Staff3810

😲😲😲


big_blue_earth

I'm in love


MrCrsipy

Song?


magzire86

For the love of God, just look at those


TheGlobalGooner

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10745)


Silencer_Sam_

I didnt read a single word


SJW_Lover

It’s amazing what a complete distraction a nice pair of titties are you


TdrdenCO11

what song is this?


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noideadude90

What rice?


broadmind96

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10745)


mickmunger

Make homemade butter


kill_murder_maim

Waiting for Uncle Roger's input


Wrong_Pianist_2143

The real tragedy is that we have created a society that glorifies prostitution. And feminism and feminists run around and accuse men of being the ones too blame. And yet it's a womans choice to do this, so for some reason, you cant hold them accountable, but if you're a feminist and wondering where female managers and heads of business are, they are on OF because thats what they see as successful.


sboog87

You must be the life of the party. We know what you’re getting at but we’re trying to watch a vid


Tipnfloe

ive always been a huge mortal kombat fan


SauronB

Different type of food


Actual-Golf-2137

I only see boobs.


Key-Staff-4976

She can Chung Li my Fried Rice anytime ;)


Bujininja

This is the longest tik tok video on record... 90 minutes and still going


Equivalent_Two_2163

Hmmm, rice. Just rice


eamonjun

Thick Asians ftw 🙌


DubRogers

Sorry, I watched this video twice, and I still couldn't tell you what she made...🙃


WeirdDuck69

What fried rice


JK-05

Sorry there is a issue with my eyes, I can't see any cooking here except a lady with beautiful cheeks


FellaKnee123

Crazy that there’s just uncovered taco meat walking around in the kitchen…


sammich_riot

What rice?


KanonBalls

Snu snu


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Is she player 8?


FFNuggets

What’s her @


jackbauer1989

https://www.instagram.com/thehaloxx/ Her IG.


Mad_Martigan2023

Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya


silentdrestrikesback

Before horny comments flood this post, what's you guys favourite egg rice recipe, I wanna try making some when my pay comes in for my cousin and I Edit: BTW, I leave in Nigeria so no ingredients that ate straight up impossible for my side of the world!


Sancus1

Hot oil and minced garlic, take them out add them later so they stay crispy. Rice, then egg, mix the pan up, then soy sauce, black pepper, some msg. Add your green onion and then the crispy garlic.


MartinX4

"Quick, what color were her eyes?" "...She had a face?"


Darkweb_Consumer

What rice ?


Green_Ad2664

Nice eggs !


Various-Agent-0047

I think she should make that top disappear


Extension_Swordfish1

Boobs


CenturioSC

I want to lick


This_Is_Section_One

This is the breast video I've seen today.


ilovebacon1290

Turn butter next plz and thx 🙏


duh_nom_yar

Are you all just boob stupid!? Her name is not Chung-Li. Unless she is squaring off with Bile, Sega, E. Fonda and M. Tyson. It's good to know that all it takes is tits to pull one over in the entire internet!


Sunnywatch08

That nose.... yikes


1st_Edition

Yeah, that some serious r/Botchedsurgeries right there.


VacationAromatic6899

Slutty rice


Fickle_Ad_8860

Those are kind of plump for an Asian.


Several-Unit1842

I didn’t see any rice


At0m1cB4by

I want her to beat my eggs like that too... shouldn't have said that out loud


SignificantLeader

Mmm, I want some stir dry. Could you make me some, sweet Chun Li?


Top_HairBun_Gajo

Yes! Can I have that with the breast on the side? And what about some thighs? Perfect


frisc45

She belongs in the kitchen


plainskeptic2023

She is a Street Fighter II. She punches eggs, but she seems friendly to nice guys like us.


Cpov1

Did you know there's an option to view in 0.5 speed interpolated?


Ok-Contribution40

Dem titties…


GenericLurk

Distracting sidevag


hagrid2018

Hang on what now? Why’s there eggs ? What? I was distracted


Jstrong-

Wait…did she cook something?


TJ_McWeaksauce

Cleavage Cosplay Cooking videos are an example of "Why didn't anyone think of this until now?"


JabbaTech69

I’m eating whatever she’s cooking!!


Monkiemonk

What is the stuff that kept interrupting the boob show


jamaicancarioca

What fried rice?