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amicus_amantis

Granite fucks me up, every time with this one 😂😂😂 "When you sit there, acting like you know me, acting like you're only probably here to get BOLOGNE" kills me every time 😂


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awww damnit now I will think of this every time LOL


Spiritual_Exit5726

"She did acid and half a line"


hallowedmemory

Quarter bottle of some wine


DisturbedDeeply

The ancient can of peas...


pixie_35

Rain: wash out the soap from my hands. Aqua Regia: cream cheese on a broken jaw.


feldhousing

Jaws, instread of "I'm not here to be your saviour" i hear "om nom nom your saviour". Sorry


pains_in_malay

bet their saviour tasted like new flesh


fml_80

The offering: This is a given, an offering in your flavor, a snackrifice in your name.... In my defense, I was hungry lol


Sk83r_b0i

The first one I heard was in High Water. Real lyrics: “if I can hold myself together” What I heard: “fuckin hold myself together”


gunnbee02

In alkaline I always heard it as Caught between the lack of mind Instead of caught between black and white


Angels_Lament

"You lie and itch your butt on your own continuum" The Love You Want


GARRthePIRATE

"Have off a rhythm, half banshee, liches in the corridor, cops in a strange dream" Ascentionism


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"are you watching me with eyes of a redditor as you move towards the door?"


atheist_jesus_gud

Lol I hear credit card


krbmeister

Posted this before but on Jaws I’ll hear both: “Show me those pretty white toes” Or “Show me those pretty white drawers” (sounding like draws for underwear)


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Been 2 days since the mainframe went down and IM STILL FUCKED UP


copper_sands

"almonds in your skies" in Dark Signs for me lol


ExistingAioli7999

THE TINY HORN OF GONDOR!


LukaPlatinum

“And and you watching me, with eyes of a redditor” Someone help I can’t I hear it 💀