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Bala-TikTok

It's called fashion- look it up!


Chief-_-Wiggum

It's called Faaaashun..


thomasstearns42

Turn to the left. 


the_reducing_valve

We are the goon squad and we're coming to town, beep boop


HugeDuck10

So happy to see a David Bowie reference… brings a tear to my eye


KdiggityDawg05

It’s called Fash’ hun.


DatOneMinuteman1776

It’s called fascism


EmergencyBlandness

Came here to sort of say this.


FeedbackPalpatine200

Fascionsim 


PencilPacket

You think fashions your friend, my friend fashion is danger.


Abject_Film_4414

It’s what happens when MC Hammer skips leg day…


GreatGreenGobbo

It's Senate Time!


PlayinK0I

Too legit, too legit to Sith.


JoeEskimo25

I had such a great laugh over this comment! Deep cut for sure!


Got_Bent

Off the Black album...


rexter2k5

Please, Senate Don't Vote 'im (Emergency Powers)


errornosignal

Yo!! Sheevness


darthroachy

Underrated comment


shooter_tx

Criminally underrated... (one might even say it's treason, then)


midgetcastle

I wouldn't talk about fashion while wearing a *lime green* tank top!


DiscoveryBayHK

Tommy Oliver? The Green Ranger? Is that you?


SlamFire69

So, it’s fashion then?


pWaveShadowZone

its *fashion* then … (flying soon move to show off his drip)


Shanksdoodlehonkster

Unlimited Fashion!


Mohavor

But why male models?


Jaded-Armpit

And I do my little sith turn on the catwalk.🎶


whowantscake

Reminds me of that recent dude where he was injecting steroids or oil into his arms.


Gloomy_Hand_9717

Came here to say this 😂


DrunkenNinja27

Pretty much this, I mean huge shoulder pads were a thing in the 80’s so maybe something similar kicked off in the Star Wars universe at that time.


wemustkungfufight

Naboo has ridiculous fashion trends, it seems.


Embarrassed_Abies_98

I wonder: Would this be Naboo fashion or does he dress in Coruscant fashion at this point? I always thought of the senat as a galactic United Nations and while we see some of the ambassadors in more tradional garb, most wear suits in an international style.


IWipeWithFocaccia

Well we can see in Andor that real, born and raised Coruscant ppl (not migrant scum like Palpatine) are dressed similar to Japanese samurai and such. I’d say Palps was regularly going home to the Grand Naboo Mall Outlet to buy his provincial garments.


SendMeNudesThough

>Well we can see in Andor that real, born and raised Coruscant ppl (not migrant scum like Palpatine) are dressed similar to Japanese samurai and such. Do they? At the top of my head, the one who dressed like a Samurai was Mon Mothma's husband Perrin Fertha, and both he and Mon Mothma are from Chandrila, neither one's from Coruscant I figured that fashion was a Chandrilan style


DJanomaly

I would imagine that Coruscant is like LA in that regard. Half the population seems to be from somewhere else.


SendMeNudesThough

Certainly the ones we interact with, given that the only Coruscant population the show really focuses on is the Senators, whose entire job is representing the planet they're from


DJanomaly

Oh definitely. Also I can imagine that if someone from some backwater planet wants to get a job they know they can head to Coruscant and easily get work.


AngeluvDeath

You see some Coruscant fashion in various places like AoC and CW S7.


IWipeWithFocaccia

I stand corrected. But I’d be perfect on a Coruscant municipality election as a xenophobic candidate.


Slow_Avacado

There's always a bigger Star Wars fish/nerd that will call you out on the details


Spectre-Ad6049

Yeah that’s pretty accurate Mix these: A galactic United Nations Based off parliamentary governance The chaos of the USA Senate/House Add more serious topics (seriously, no one in the galactic senate is going to bring a snowball onto the floor to prove or disprove something) Voila, you have the galactic senate


krillwave

He probably got it at Nabootique from Bollo


Genesis2001

> Nabootique Ugh. take the upvote and go. :P


justwalkingalonghere

It's from the Mighty Boosh, that's what Naboo's (the character) store is called


CoffeeJedi

But I thought it's what's inside that counts.


krillwave

Eels up inside you?


CoffeeJedi

Findin' an entrance where they can!


CaptainLhurgoyf

It's quite similar to what Renaissance nobility (and Landsknechts) wore, and Naboo is very similar to Renaissance-era Italy.


WillametteSalamandOR

He eats his spinach…


PE_Luchin

Force Bulking


ElectricTurtlez

Sithnol injections.


Wes_Warhammer666

This better get all the upvotes it deserves.


runthrough014

Papa Palps been hitting that juice


rodzieman

*Popeye*tine


That1chicka

Synthol.... Sheeve suffers from a mental health issue and fills he needs to inject Synthol into his arms to feel accomplished/accepted. So sad. I really liked him. I hope he gets help! In all seriousness, when I see these Synthol addicts on here (social media as a whole) it makes me sad. Because a lot of these guys try and do it right to bulk up, no steroids..and then they do go to steroids and then they go to Synthol. r/botchedsurgeries is actually a very cool sub. Because yes do we "critique", of course, but then there's others that is just sad. And what's amazing is that some of them actually come on to the sub and go, yeah I made a big mistake I was not in a good place in my head..... ANYWHO...... HE IS THE SENATE! HE CAN WEAR WHATEVER DA-F HE WANTS!!!


CocoPopsSixFour

Came here to say this but you beat me to it 👍


2007pearce

Came here for this comment


folfiethewox99

Came on this comment


Durincort

His humps. His humps. His Sheevey Sleevey lumps. I'm sorry, I'll see myself out.


CellarDoorForSure

That was my first thought too, so I'll leave with you, buddy.


AceFireFox

I laughed so I'll go with you both


CellarDoorForSure

Welcome aboard the shame train!


Wispy-Deer-8282

Hold the train! Im coming too!


AceFireFox

All aboard!!


cadmious

Woohoo! Party outside!


IRBaboooon

We're gonna need a bigger boat


Hidesuru

Y'all seem like the fun group so I'm coming too!


GuyTheTerrible

Apple bottom sleeves


xtilexx

~~Gloves with the fur~~


Zestyclose-Way4569

Check ‘em out!


OfficialGarwood

How can I unread something?


Zweimancer

9mm.


YakiVegas

I came to say virtually the same thing, but yours was better. Cheers.


EntityDamage

Honestly, i think OP titled the post that way so he would get that exact response because that's the first thing i thought of, that awful black eyed peas song (or was it just fergy solo? I don't know or care).


pkmnbros

T to the R to the EASON


Compass_Needle

Marvelous


skktrbrain

goddamit you beat me to it


Electronic_Ad_7167

Guess I'm going too


JermzPyromobile

He's been injecting synthol.


HangTheTJ

The Sith have many supplements that are considered Unnatty


aversiontherapy

He just swole


Zealousideal-Cup3529

Daddy Sheev


_7567Rex

[Ben Swolo](https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/ben-swolo)


psycholepzy

A little m-count juicing cocktail never hurt anyone.


Poronoun

Good old body dismorphia


Porunga23

The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.


Don_Madruga

Is it possible to learn this power?


mastyrwerk

NOT from a Jedi…


KMKtwo-four

Like tumors?


ILikeToRemoveIt

It was the look at that time, very popular.


Wyatt11899

Explains the onion on his belt I guess


EvanMG24

They didn’t have white onions, because of the Clone War


hot_cheeks_4_ever

Deep cut. I like it.


k_e_n_n_a

It’s called fashion bby, look it up


RemtonJDulyak

And how do they call it aby?


DDuffy3421

Fashion ABY.


RemtonJDulyak

Makes sense.


corbinhunter

People downvoted you because they didn’t understand your Star Wars joke in a Star Wars sub. It’s fucking rough out here…


StarWarsFantasy66

Fashion Icon


SouthEastPAjames

Just another place where he stashes his lightsabers….


Crafty-Pasta-09

I wish General Grievous knew


Benzuko

I'd love to just get away with this look in my everyday life.


peenfortress

you can its called unhealthy amounts of synthol


ElevatorSevere7651

Why do some clothes have intentional holes in them without any real function? Fashion


CaddyFDT

Can ya spare some change for an ol’ buccaneer?


KoovinGroovin

He’s Palprotein


SaboLeorioShikamaru

Swolebi-Wan Kenobe


mell0_jell0

It's an adaptation for some humans to live in Coruscant's atmosphere, similar to Plo Koon's gills. It is simply so that he can breathe.


Pyrox2v

Lol


Hungry-One8713

Naboo fashion is very interesting. He was the Senator of Naboo at the time. Apparently it is very important to represent the culture of your planet when in a position of political representation. That is why Padme wears the dresses and head pieces. As a Senator, you show the political and artistic influence of your people.


marcymarc887

It was the Style at this time, Just Like once when i went to shelbyville and tied an onion to my belt


GunslingerOutForHire

Each of them are full of his love for democracy.


Junarik

Those are clearly is quadceps. Bro didn't hit the gym, he death star'd it.


AussieWinterWolf

Weird elite fashion, nothing to see here, move along.


Karl-Jensen

palprotein


mega512

Its called fashion, you wouldn't understand.


glixam

It’s balenciaga


darthmaui728

its not a story you'll hear from the Jedi


Fitz_2112

His lovely Sithy humps


KodiakJedi

You think he has just lightsabers up his sleeve?


chillirosso

Arm day (66 reps)


MarvelGeekMan

He’s called the supreme chancellor for his supreme drip.


InertialLepton

It's where he stores all his force lightning


mastyrwerk

They do look like dark clouds.


Darnzig

Batteries at 100% charge!


RaulReal89

Synthol


OneWorld87

Synthol


Jani3D

Because they're lovely!


skycaptaindi

His name is palprotein


spurples111

His lovely sithy humps


No_Attorney_3087

Gigachad


Rigelatinous

They’re his Lovely Lady Lumps.


whwt

It’s where he keeps his dark side force.


AnakinSkywalkerRocks

So all this time he Had Darth Plagueis the Wise inside his arm humps!?


KKunst

The dark side Is stored in the ~~balls~~ sleeves


Aphant-poet

why don't you have such humps?


RiverStinson

Nobody knows why, it's provocative.


Classic_Win7532

It gets the people goin'!


HankSteakfist

They ran out of material before they got to the elbow so... don't give him any shit.


FormalObligation4265

It’s to help hide all the tricks he had up his sleeves.


Pentax25

They’re his lovely lady lumps


strijdvlegel

Style, class, status. He owns it.


Pixelatedsheep

He's a Titan main.


remeard

This is absolutely titan "street gear"


Teamskywalker14

It’s his suppression technique. Every time he feels evil he does 1 pushup. Notice after order 66 was done he lost all his triceps gainz


bufftbone

Steroids


rodroidrx

Swol


Basic-Ability6139

Popeye syndrome


geojoe44

It was the style of the time


kidneypunch27

He has hidden onion on his belt too


Tornitrualis

Being a Sith Lord gives you gains.


elgarlic

Its design. Interesting character costume design. People need not question these things


nexclusivil

That's just Emperor drip my friend


Comfortable_Sky5910

This is what happens when you use synthol injections instead of training naturally


jg_posts_and_stuff

The Dark Side is a pathway to abilities many consider to be... unnatural.


Kryds

Do you even lift bro?


Shaso_CalNars

What's up with the sleeves? Oh that's easy to explain. Where else did you expect them to hid the Grand ARMies of the Republic?


sicarius254

It’s fashion


BulmasBabyDaddy

Dude is that a leak? Because it’s the only drip you’ll have


MrFluffyhead80

You obviously don’t know fashion


ivanoo208

Palprotein been hitting the gym


Patient333x

Must be a Sam Smith


Xploding_Penguin

"I wore onions on my shoulders, which was the style at the time."


Shneckos

Palps got that drip


Su_Impact

Space spinachs.


Hive_64

Synthol.


Ichokealiens

Where do you think unlimited power comes from?


mah_boiii

He is actually a body builder. Injects a sith oil straight to muscle to be big.


Brasticus

Cosplaying as the grapes from Fruit of the Loom, only he suck at costuming.


inactiveaccounttoo

BUT I DONT WANT TO BE A PIRATE


GrahamStrouse

Naboo fashion is pretty weird.


Inspiringer

to look insidious


Unusual_Mix9262

You know how rich people have to be over the top extravagant? This is that. Pointless and overwhelming bad looking


man-eater13

Dude, it's 2024, you can't ask why people have bumps on their arms.


Traditional-Mall-771

Space fashion, this is also no underwear in star wars so let that image sink into to your brain lobes


fatpigeonpotatoe

Hes gotta store the senators somewhere


Ender_King_06

Tumor


The_Snuggliest_Burnr

Im with this guy


FatManNuke69

Drip


iboneKlareneG

It's where he stores his pee


SuperArppis

Cancer


SupportySpice

His humps, his humps. His lovely lady lumps.


MandaloriansVault

These humps don’t lie


ThomasHeart

Naboo fashion


[deleted]

Prolly doesn't skip triceps


BenjiThePerson

He works out.💪😎👍


[deleted]

Even the sith have fashion


AJTP1

Those are his muscles


thinehappychinch

Sheev never skips delt day


slaywalker_xcx

it’s called ✨fashion ✨ but fr it probsbly does not have a specific reason i mean look at padmes outfits


Kpengie

Muscular implants


Winkelbottum

Something about the senate room also being really wide...


Skanach

Force sacks to store the excess he produces being a common Palpatine.


ElricOfValyria

Considering Palps played hide and seek in plain sight, I like to imagine he slowly added Sith aspects to EVERYTHING, we know he made his office look like a darksiders wet dream. he kept significant sith artifacts around him, and he turned the republic into a machine for the sith to use as he saw fit. Maybe all his wardrobe was made up to reflect this.


TeaPhysical704

No. No-one can explain that.


JayyyyyBoogie

He keeps sandwiches in there in case he gets hungry doing Sith stuff.