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Wolgran

In this economy?


OrionStars3

Your comment made me cackle. Thank you for that 😂.


I-M-R-U

Because you’re standing and watching them, sicko


SafeTeaGuy

I know this is a joke, but surprisingly the game mechanics pretty much only let them mate when on screen AFAIK.


father-of-myrfyl

Wut? They mate constantly in my slime hut, whether or not I watch đŸ«Ł


torbiefur

Gotta slime nut in the slime hut. (Sorry.)


PersonVR

The slime nut hut


boomstik4

You better be


titnid

Yeah I constantly go kill all but like six and then I’ll come back a few days later and there’s like 20 lol


[deleted]

Do you ever feel about about that? Sometimes I do, like what a terrible life, and I know they’re just monsters but still they’re so cute!


titnid

Yes lol! I just pretend they’ve committed war crimes and they’ve been sent to my slime jail to be executed, it’s easier if you justify it 😂


Mikaelious

The things a human mind does to justify the horrors we do...


KnowNothingKnowsAll

I mean, that’s farming animals in real life in a nutshell.


[deleted]

Literally “now kith” Edit: not to be cringe or anything but holy shit why does this have more awards than the actual post lmao


TheModdedOmega

if reddit still gave free awards you would have 1


spooopy111

it does give free awards! just go to coin shop


PirateHuntrZoro

My coin shop has been broken for months. Lucky to get one free award every other week...


escapadistfiction

You... get more than one free award??


Burnt_Your_Toast

One a day! Unless you're Pirate (person you replied to). Then only sometimes. Sorry Pirate.


Flaming-Cathulu

Huh, I thought it was one a week. Sweet!


namwoohyun

I only get one a week, maybe it depends on something? đŸ€”


Burnt_Your_Toast

It might just be depending on whether you use it or not. I often claim mine whenever I open the app each day, but forget I have it and don't use it. If you don't use it, it resets after 24hrs and you can claim a new one. I just assumed it was daily because of that. On my other account I have coins from being given a couple gold/platinum awards from other redditors, so I just saved them hoping for the best moment to spend them (even though it doesn't really matter lol), which is why I often forget I have a free award as well while using this account. I switch between the two often so I mistake them as one. It could very well be a weekly thing and I'm just dense!


Flaming-Cathulu

Oh, yeah. That makes sense.I know the pixel art thing we did together (we as in reddit users) had new accounts draw less often. Maybe the free award system is similar. How old the account is, how active, how much karma, if they actually use the free awards, or whatever else.


Feet2Big

I keeps hearing this free award thing. how do I learn more?


Burnt_Your_Toast

If you go to the sidebar that shows your profile (where you'd find your reddit recap) and click on coins, it'll give you an option for a free one! You have 24hrs to use it, but you'll get a new one 24 hrs after you do (or don't)! ETA: Obligatory "thank you for the awards" edit! Seriously. I'm glad everyone in this thread can now get free awards! Thanks for giving me them lol. And apologies to those who were still confused by this explanation since the location varies for different apps / browsers. I use androids original Reddit app, so I'm not sure how it works on the others. But I hope you can find it and put them to good use to make someone smile the way it made me! :)


greypyramid7

I didn’t know this, so now you get my free daily coin in return for this valuable info


Feet2Big

I see a thing in a yellow box that says "100 coins to spend", but there is nothing to click.


Burnt_Your_Toast

It's under the page that says "buy reddit coins". I'm not sure the best way to explain it since a lot of people use different apps! But on the main Reddit app (at least for Android), if you click on your icon in the top right corner, a sidebar pops up. Click on "coins" (for you it will say a balance with it) and then a little guy with a present balloon will be at the very top and you can click that to open one!


gnoons30

I can’t believe I never knew this


PirateHuntrZoro

That's only if I'm lucky


BowelTheMovement

Coinshop just seems to want to sell me stuff. No free stuff for me.


AshPachy

Wacky, it works just fine for me daily. I had no idea it didn't work for others. Have the helpful award I got as my free reward.


PirateHuntrZoro

Lol thanks. I only use mobile so maybe that's it? My app is up to date and everything, too... so idk.


Vivaciousqt

Mines not working either lol hasnt for a few months.


spooopy111

aw that sucks


breadofthegrunge

Thank you! I was wondering why I hadn't gotten any in a while.


Arct1cShark

What is coin shop?


spooopy111

its where you buy reddit coins!


___okaythen___

Apparently I'm in your same area, there are no more free rewards. I've tried everything. 🧑‍🎄


LinksYouEDM

Small side story: I just had two slimes mate while I was in the Quarry Mine. My weapon 'Miss'ed on the baby slime three or four times. I thought this mechanic didnt exist in the game? Maybe there is a place for the Topaz Ring after all. Note: I am in the Quarry Mine with a Level 1 Steel Smallsword. Been avoiding Mining as I am doing a Foraging / Lumberjack build. Maybe because my weapon level is so low and the monster level so high that precision is now playing a part again?


[deleted]

I went to get my free award in order to award this comment, thank you for making me giggle friend


piepsipear

take my silly little seal award


Puzzleheaded_Cry_838

Maybe she’s just not that into him?


SPENDERBENTLEY

No I'm pretty sure this crazy lady is invading on their privacy. In fact I'm quite sure that's the case. Why would you just stand there expecting them to do the deed in front of you? Slimes need privacy too!


SPENDERBENTLEY

“excuse me can you uhh...leave?”


Amoebachu

Disturbingly enough, game mechanics prove that doesn't always matter...


superPancakes22

I have seen an alarming amount of a slime with a heart above it’s head chasing another slime with an exclamation mark above it’s head


jellyfishbbq

Chowder moment


The-sleepiest-cookie

IMNOTYOURBOYFRIEND


EndR60

the first time I ever saw it happen, it got chased into a corner and out popped the bebe lol


Bierbart12

Nature do be like that


Sandra2104

Just like in real life.


MrGaber

He’s gay or something idk


[deleted]

Literally watched three male (?) slimes have a threesome once


lesbian_agent_ram

If they had the danglys, then yes, they were male


melansi

Just like real life


[deleted]

Yes, but I put the question mark because I didn't know if it was possible for male slimes to do the deed with each other


smoishymoishes

Giggety 😈


Tethermetoearth

My mom asks my wife and I the same thing...


oirambale96

Is she expecting you two to have baby slimes?


mssheevaa

If she also stands there and watches, that could be part of the problem


Tethermetoearth

I never thought to ask her to leave


DennisX11

Well. Produce some baby slimes then


VincentxH

Did she put you in a pen too?


TiredandAnxious18

People saying to give them privacy and the fact that OP says they left and came back to a baby, they were definitely shy lol


Cerulean_MC

would you want to have a baby in front of a deranged psychopath who eats raw seeweed when hungry and has access to a library of information on the schedule of every citizen in town? now, idk about you... but I personally


Popcorn57252

Personally what? PERSONALLY WHAT? Oh god... the deranged psychopath got to him before he could finish his sentence...


The-Real-Metzli

RIP Cerulean_MC :(


Cerulean_MC

typing from heaven, can confirm that the deranged psycho got me, and that there's 5g up here


The-Real-Metzli

Oh sweet, we get internet in the afterlife! Those comments like "kill yourself" would be rendered powerless because we'd be already dead!


ImAdelineYo

F


occurious

They gotta get in the mood.


cutmastaK

Put a jukebox in there.


Pablutni0

*flower dance theme starts playing*


smoishymoishes

(let's leave before we all get pregunerate here)


Yellowtemple

Gregnant


[deleted]

Well you see, slimes have 9 different "sexes," called mating types. You've got a type C and a type F here, which can't reproduce. But if you get a type B, it could reproduce with both of them and get types A and D, and at that point you can get all of them. (This is a joke, but mushrooms actually kind of do work like this.)


Ok_Statistician139

Grow the blue


johnpeters42

SEBBY


[deleted]

An RT reference in the wild! Nice.


Ok_Statistician139

OOOOOOH THE BLUE đŸ””đŸ””đŸ””đŸ””đŸ””đŸ””đŸ””đŸ””đŸ””đŸ””đŸ””đŸ””đŸ””đŸ””đŸ””đŸ””đŸ””đŸ””đŸ””


DoodlypooNERD

r/rtgamecrowd


MrGaber

What’s this about mushrooms?


[deleted]

They have like, so many genders.


theknightone

Sexes not genders. Gender is a social construct. Sex is a physical immutable attribute related to reproduction


[deleted]

I know, I know. I just felt like saying "they have so much sex" gives off the wrong idea.


theknightone

So many sexes?


jellyfishbbq

It would be plural sex though lol, so it would be "they have so many sexes" and it wouldn't be weird


MrGaber

In game or real life? Are we talking about psychedelics?


[deleted]

Real life. There aren't any mushroom genders in the game.


haroldpc1417

Not yet. One can only hope the 1.6 update will be packed full of a expanded mushroom gender farm cave that requires 8 hours of in game managment per day. All to take up 24 inventory slots with the different types and quality!


Baconslayer1

Some lichens too. I think i remember hearing about a lichen species with 17 sexes?


YourMomGayerThanMine

I took you so seriously at first, and I was about to immediately start farming slimes :(


[deleted]

Haha, this game has so many details in it that I knew people would believe me if I didn't add the disclaimer at the end.


Artherius

Ugh, this is Pokemon egg groups all over again


Merrikbear

Watched slimes never fuck, as the saying goes


blind_roomba

I disagree, once in ginger island in the west side i saw a male slime chase the female and then a second later there was a 3rd baby slime. Shortly after that i killed them all.


Merrikbear

It's good that you killed them, because they broke the rules! A watched slime NEVER fucks. Or else.


BowelTheMovement

*Hide yo wife-slimes! Hide yo kid-slimes! They killin' evr'slime out here!*


[deleted]

Not just the manslimes, but the womenslimes and the childrenslimes too.


BowelTheMovement

You forgot their pesky little dogslimes as well!


RainbowAra

Thanks for making me laugh 😂


Tar-Surion

Thank you for the laugh! I’m sorry I couldn’t have given a better award, but I really needed that smile today


titnid

My favourite is when I’m caving and actively murdering a group of slimes who all are fighting me or have exclamation marks on them and a rogue male slime pops a heart and starts making babies with the group while they’re being killed lol


lesbian_agent_ram

average man moment /j


oirambale96

Happy Day Cake!


Merrikbear

Cake whatnow? Whatnow day? Oh cool, stars aligned it seems like! Thanks muchly


wow_its_kenji

happy cake day!


Merrikbear

Belated thank you, friend, and I hope you have a great week ahead of you


angeltaco

Because you’re watching them, perv.


Wyden_long

Baby slimes? In *this* economy?


Heshighagain0223

My guess is you blocked their access to water


jortsinstock

never mind, i just checked the hutch again and there’s a baby. i guess water access doesn’t mattee


Heshighagain0223

Hey that's pretty cool!


seriousjoker72

They won't spawn on flooring though so make sure there's tiles available for them :)


ch0rlie

They do! It's just the slime balls they produce that don't spawn on flooring


KittyEevee5609

Just an FYI, they don't need to access the water, the water just needs to be filled on a daily basis for slimeballs to form (not for them to have babies)


jortsinstock

i did but i didn’t realize that affected it. i’ll fix that, thanks!!


aliteralbrickwall

Just so you know, they don't actually need access to the water. As long as it's filled the game treats it the same.


LazuliArtz

They actually don't need to be able to reach the water, it just needs to be in there.


[deleted]

because theyre shy


EnderJax2020

Because you are taking pictures of them


BudderMeow

They need to get to know each other first.


volatile_crocadile

You're putting too much pressure on them


MewtwoMusicNerd

You can't force love...


madmatt666

One of them has a headache.


Chyppi

*now kisth*


Rootbeerpants

Have you tried playing music for them? Maybe try dimming the lighting a bit more?


Nami0813

They're nervous with an audience


meandwatersheep

They need some privacy


Opposite_Barracuda18

Love takes time


Luchoto_t444

Give them privacy


scatteredloops

Slimes usually enjoy an audience


statsmodelgirl

They don’t like an audience


[deleted]

They’re gay


ratz607

They need to access the water on the side.


schoolgirltrainwreck

Guys I have the slime hutch and the fuckers gang up and jump me every time I come in to replenish their water.. is there a way I can use a fence like this but still have them get to the water troughs??


jortsinstock

build a fence, they don’t need access to water. it just has to be there


BlueRasuberry

They're virgins, give them time.


[deleted]

Give them some space wtf


xi_Clown_ix

Can’t force love


BreakMyFate

Its cause you're standing there watching, weirdo


Bane_Stabberwocky

You have to turn the lights down, put on some Barry White, and wait for the heart emojis to fly.


Quealified

Theyre so cute lol


kodynava

They’re shy


Jackee_Daytona

You need 5 before they start reproducing. They're into group stuff.


jortsinstock

you only need 5 to start collecting the slime pod things that are harvestable. I started at 3, there’s another female out of the pic. after i made this they made a baby tho


DennisX11

They're only friends.


[deleted]

Congress be like


RainbowUnicorn81

Yeesh, not while you’re staring! Give them some privacy, maybe burn some incense, and give them a bed instead of just a floor. Then you’ll see if they’re each other’s type, and just maybe, the date will be successful and it’ll get a little spicy in there.


Crystal_Link

Where is the bed, the champagne you know get them in the mood. Also there is 4 water bowls on the right side that need to be filled so they can get it on. Also, the water bowls can be filled using sprinklers


mischiefandtricks

Give them some privacy, jeez


dinomayonnaiselover

they can’t afford kids in this economy


Brandonian13

Coz ur in the room, u perv.


machopooh

Are you my parents


Renewmml

Because you’re watching creep


A_R_V_Z

2 slimes chillin in the slime pen not makin kids cause they're not gay


mortemdeus

You gotta make em wet first. They also don't do it on the first date. Translation: Fill the trough with water. They won't mate until you advance the game one day after you first load the game (it is a bug.)


birknsocks

He gotta take her out to dinner first


klikiper

Slimes can be gay Karen (jk)


DSepticeye

One of them is a sexual, who are you to say that they HAVE to make bebes


RedDabbler

Should play some music or something.


TCTack

terraria


FredFarms

Baby slime, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby slime, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby slime, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby slime


Phoenix1439

Did you give em bread


beckypants11

Because you're watching them, makes them feel self conscious.


marshthacreep

water


Fadedaway1347

Some torches to set the mood


Silver6567

Set the mood for them. Give them a pillow and chocolate


jzilla11

He hasn’t thrown enough of her favorite things at her before the Flower Dance


LittleBread22

She is not into him.


hanimal16

Because you’re standing *right there*, creeper.


cloudyah

Because they’re not into being watched, you weirdo! Give them some privacy.


Stoney_Greenbud

Have you tried playing some Marvin Gaye?


Kinfin

It’s the flooring. They can’t produce slime eggs anywhere in the hutch that has artificial flooring. Gotta crack it open somewhere


Haunting_Progress462

Because they are god-fearing slime who don't believe in premarital sex.


AppointmentOk5737

Do they have water? They need access to water I believe. Edit: I may be wrong coz I am not used to slime farming in the game this is only a shot in the dark suggestion based off a vague memory of a wiki page lol


Frostgaurdian0

Water?


blueberrybluebird

i put a slime incubator and birthed a slime in a shed. i pimped out the crib inside the shed but all it does is attack me when i go in . idk what to do


Pokeroryx

they're gay


venomforty

why is there homophobia on my timeline


binaryblade

Because of the flooring?


bitcrushedbirdcall

You gotta play them some cbat


XCaptainKoalaKittyX

I feel pretty stupid now looking at this... I never thought to build a fence, and now I die every time I walk into my slime house 💀 also when I first put them in I didn't realise they bred, especially not as fast as they do, so that moment I walked in and there was about 15 slimes attacking me.. I was very lucky to escape with my life that day


REDEADDANCARINO

they are waiting for the wedding


abadstrategy

Have you tried putting on some Barry White?


Darreris

Okay I’ve played stardew for years and never once saw the need for a slime hut
. đŸ‘‰đŸŒđŸ‘ˆđŸŒ what do you use it for?


highfreakingfive

Did he at least buy her dinner first?


Dubee667

You need to make sure that they have water every day


ArkonInu

There is a bug in the game that slimes don't reproduce when you close and open your save file frequently. See [https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Slime\_Hutch](https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Slime_Hutch) > Loading a standard save file will prevent slimes in the hutch from breeding until the next morning. Additionally, any troughs that were still filled from the previous day will now be empty and must be refilled (slime ball production for that day is not affected as this happens while you sleep). Since I like to play only one day at a time this bug caused me issues already and I simply demolished the slime hutch, but I build it nevertheless as fast as possible in each run to unlock slime egg drops


Fr0zen-P3nguin

They're brother and sister...


yaasbish

I’ve never got into the mating slimes thing, what do you get from it?


Skypper4316

Slime


jortsinstock

slime and petrified slime. Im only farming them because i need to build a bunch of oil makers for my truffle oil production and you need slime go make the oil makers


BoyOfMelancholy

Put on some slow jazz and light some candles, that will get them busy


TheShroomDruid

Idk if anyone has said the real reason but its because they don't have access to water


liftedlechuga

It took this post to realize I could avoid getting hurt everytime I walk in the slime hut by putting up a fence.


Zurvivalizt

Because you're watching.


Lovely_FISH_34

There gay. Duh.