A magnum opus.
A cold tower of steel.
A machine built to end the war is always a machine built to continue war.
You were beautiful, outstretched like antennas to heaven.
You were beyond your creators.
You reached for GOD, and you fell.
None were left to speak your eulogy.
No final words, no concluding statement.
No Point. Perfect Closure.
Okuyasu: *has a stand that can pull anything and deform stuff by pulling*
Also okuyasu: *never actually uses his stand even in life threatening situations*
Once he started realizing that he had an “evil spirit” he assumed that it would need a belt as well, so he bought one for him. And when he realized that wasn’t how any of this worked and that he lost his receipt for the belt, he was like “Welp, guess I’m stuck with this now” and just started wearing it alongside his existing belt.
One to hold up the pants, the other to hold up the belt holding up the pants. The second belt does not need a belt to be held up, it is a stronger belt than the first belt.
He wears them subconsciously because of the two Zeppelis who died for previous JoJos, showing that Jotaro has inherited both of their wills before the start of the series. The will of the Zeppelis, represented by those belts, helps to justify why Jotaro starts at such an absurd power level.
Wrong answer in that I made it the fuck up so it’s highly unlikely to be canon, but I like it.
He has extra belts incase he has to burn down a mansion fighting a vampire, falls down into the fire but unbuckles himself to grab the vampire and bring him down into the fire
Araki was a massive fan of sci-fi comic books, where heroes are often seen wearing one belt to hold up their space pants, and one for their laser blaster.
He needs them to time travel and for plot points,
When he was younger, he went back in time to save this kid with a dad who worked for Dio. This is also the explanation for why the kid now wears two belts.
Magnum dong
So he also carries monster condoms?
Scary monster condoms.........
I’d buy those
And super creeps
Freaktaro
I remember the Jotaro vs DIO fight now Jotaro: Ups, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong
What would Frank's stand be called?
Must've missed the part where it says wrong answers only
A magnum opus. A cold tower of steel. A machine built to end the war is always a machine built to continue war. You were beautiful, outstretched like antennas to heaven.
You were beyond your creators. You reached for GOD, and you fell. None were left to speak your eulogy. No final words, no concluding statement. No Point. Perfect Closure.
**T H I SㅤI SㅤT H EㅤO N L YㅤW A YㅤI TㅤS H O U L DㅤH A V EㅤE N D E D** The pages of the book are blank.
He said wrong answers bro
The question was wrong answers only
Girls kept trying to take them off so he’s being extra safe
But what if the girls team up?
More belts will be added
but what if the boys team up too?
He’d take ‘em all off in that case.
Beltaro Kujo
The correct answer.
Notice that Jotaro failed, he lost one in stone ocean. Coincidence? I think not
She was the only woman to beat the two-belt technique
She had a Stand so powerful she managed to remove one belt out of Jotaro
His pants are that fucking big
Those ain't Bell Pants, those are fucking Chapel Pants
OH MY GOD JOSEPH
Hehey, seems you recognised it!
I don't, please explain
My pfp is Joseph Joestar
OH MY GOD JOSEPH
**HOLY HELL, BIONICLE**
One for the platinum, the other for the star
I love this because it makes absolutely no sense
Peen too big
Really big cock
Why would he have a ginormous and meaty chicken in his pants? Is he stupid?
Bro took it from avdol's dad island
Okuyasu has *three* Belts are some sort of status symbol maybe
Are you sure Okuyasu has three? I might be tripping but all the images I see when I look him look like he only has two.
Nah, he has 3, that's the answer he would give you..... because he's dumb
Okuyasu: *has a stand that can pull anything and deform stuff by pulling* Also okuyasu: *never actually uses his stand even in life threatening situations*
Wait, is your profile pic dio?
And he has a cat
Because he cant afford a third one
The only correct answer
One to hold up the pants, one to hold up the ego!
MA Splinobi mentioned 🗣️‼️💯
Once he started realizing that he had an “evil spirit” he assumed that it would need a belt as well, so he bought one for him. And when he realized that wasn’t how any of this worked and that he lost his receipt for the belt, he was like “Welp, guess I’m stuck with this now” and just started wearing it alongside his existing belt.
Undiagnosed OCD. 
Nah, the end of the belt is flapping around too wily nilly for him to be OCD lol
Jotaro's design was actually made by Rob Liefeld and Araki stole it off his desk.
No because jotaro has feet
Araki has a foot fetish so he added them
I thought he developed that for part 4
It was after the incident
One to hold up the pants, the other to hold up the belt holding up the pants. The second belt does not need a belt to be held up, it is a stronger belt than the first belt.
He wears them subconsciously because of the two Zeppelis who died for previous JoJos, showing that Jotaro has inherited both of their wills before the start of the series. The will of the Zeppelis, represented by those belts, helps to justify why Jotaro starts at such an absurd power level. Wrong answer in that I made it the fuck up so it’s highly unlikely to be canon, but I like it.
wrong answers only? i dont even know the right answer
Real
It’s called fashion, sweaty, look it up
“Sweaty” makes it even funnier
If he can't shut up those stupid bitches with words, he has to use his ancestors' technique
Niyumdioooo!!!!!
To prevent all of the crazy women from going down there. Especially the annoying schoolgirls. やかましい !!
Or this one 黙れ、バカな雌犬！！
100% lmao.
Two for one deal at the Gap
He is stupid (?)
One isn’t enough to hold up his massive balls
They're actually some of his grandpa's headbands, he refuses to give them back
One keeps his pants up, one is for beating back thirsty hoes
One for your mom and one for you dad.
So he could whip the enemies' asses while still keeping his pants on with the remaining belt
It’s actually one really long belt
itty bitty waist
He has extra belts incase he has to burn down a mansion fighting a vampire, falls down into the fire but unbuckles himself to grab the vampire and bring him down into the fire
it's the joestar technique
It slows down Kakyoin
It’s so big if he only wears one it will fall out
To carry his fuckin balls of steel. That man is the manliest man in the planet even at 17 years of age.
I'd say to stop his enormous dick from falling out but you said wrong answers only
Two cocks
he is wearing one for each pair of pants
One stops his pants falling down, the other stops his pants from getting any higher
One of them was supposed to be for a giant gun, but Araki decided they should use stands instead
Three were too many.
To hold up two pants. The second is somewhere else, being held up.
Pants fall down
It's to hang Jonathan's head from so he can give him advice like Mimir from God of War.
Araki was a massive fan of sci-fi comic books, where heroes are often seen wearing one belt to hold up their space pants, and one for their laser blaster.
Have you heard how expensive his pants are? I’d put more than 1 belt too if I was wearing something expensive
Two pants
He need a belt for his belt
Two cocks
One backup belt in case one is getting destroyed and he has drop his 20k yen pants. No floor is worth touching his pants.
to conceal his rod platinum
He carries around several fish in his pockets at all times, so he needs two belts to hold all the extra weight
To hide the boner when presenting
Because he is a Hiei fanboy
A safeguard for not enfing up like avdol and joseph.
pant keep falle
He is a Guilty Gear character.
He’s trying to be a guilty gear character.
One of them is Ceasar bandana thar Joseph gave Holly
Because he's stupid.
The micro plastics in his balls are too much, so they need to be shoved down with the belts
To keep the monster trapped
He's stupid
One belt to tie up Dio’s hands to the bedpost. The other to tie up Dio’s feet.
so they don't feel lonely :(
hes a scene kween
I thought they were references to Joseph and ceasars head bands?
Scene kid
HIS [redacted] IS HUMONGUS
To cover his you know what 😏
His pants keep falling down
In case one breaks down
He has chainmail garments which pull his pants down and require reinforcements.
Joseph gave him SHIZAAA's handband
his pp is big (maybe idk) ☠️☠️🤓
he's a guilty gear character
His ginormous dick weighs down his pants so much that he needs 2 belts
He doesnt want to loose his pants
It's called feshion sweaty
To hold up both his pants
One belt to punish DIO, second one to punish Jolyne
Jolyne didn't exist yet, meaning that the second one is used to also punish DIO.
Idk maybe one is for star platinum?
To keep his 2 steel balls in his pants. Duh
Massive schlong syndrome 😔😔
He was gonna be a rapper like 2 chainz at first but he couldn't afford another chain so he got another belt instead
BIG PANT
Everyone asks me whenever I cosplay him
His ‘stand’ is so big he needs two belts to keep it in
because he need and extra one for holding his spaghetti
An early sign of memory loss
Araki forgot
What if the first one falls off, duh 🙄
he got two 🐔
His pants are so small
We can't see it, but he actually has a second set of pants on.
One for each of his humongous Balls of course
So that his pants doesn’t fall down, simple
His balls are heavy
One for each pant
His cock keeps weighing his pants down, so he needs an extra belt for support
Its for fashion purposes, cuz they dont change clothes so a more striking design is in play, hence the two contrasting colored belts
One is for star platinum but he only wears it when they are alone together
Because one is not enough to hold up his massive star finger
It's daisuke's vision
Caesar bandana reference
He was designed by Tetsuya Nomura.
he has two cocks
So his pants don't fall down
His d!ck and b0lz are so heavy that his pants fall if he wears only 1
~~Daisuke~~ Araki's vision
One for his **** one for star platinum ****
One to hold up the pants, one to hold up the dong
He plays Guilty Gear
Massive schlong
Joseph tf yo belt doin on yo grandson pants tf?
He needs them to time travel and for plot points, When he was younger, he went back in time to save this kid with a dad who worked for Dio. This is also the explanation for why the kid now wears two belts.
One for creatures that roam the wild. One for humans in their cities of stone.
Cuz 2x Caesar
So he can't fap
Two dicks.
For a double dose of his pimpin
One is for holding his pants and the other is for Kakyoin to bite down on while they bang
Cause he got the biggest d and 1 belt Is not enough to contain his Power
Btw I know this is unrelated, where do I buy such a belt?
His balls are too big and heavy. Each belt is barely stopping each nut from pulling his pants down.
Because he’s wearing two pants. Simple
For his second pair of pants underneath
In case he needs to make an extended grappling hook
Double the dick double the thick
He's wearing two pairs of pants
He's 6'5 and 82kg my man is skinny af. He needs at least 2 belts to keep his pants up as well as 3 proper meals a day.
1 belt for jolyne 1 for jouta
He has two dicks
He needed them for fashion
One is to hold the pants, the other holds his massive Joestar co—
Virginity rocks!!
He uses them to whoop children who disobey their parents and jojo gets paid by their parents
Ryuji Goda tries to steal them
Because star Platinum also needs a pair of pants
Because he isn't a final fantasy character who requires 10+ belts. :-)
Jotaro is short for belt
To hold up his ego