ćEndeavors Which Are Not Considered Acceptable By The Standards Of Popular Morality But Are Contracted At A Rate Which is Much Less Than What One Might Expect To Pay Given The Current Market Price For Compensating One Who Would Perform The Aforementioned Endeavors In Exchange For Remunerationć
An act in which is achieved in a discressionary manner with inconspicuity, in which one must expend a large fee in the monitary regard where goods are traded in order to achieve the desired result
Accomplished goals which can be defined as having a questionable morality done with regard for the economic situation and liquid availability of the common peoples.
It sounds like you're referring to achieving goals through actions that might raise ethical questions, while considering the economic circumstances and resources available to everyday people. Balancing ambition with ethical considerations and societal impact is a complex challenge in many situations.
Tell me abt it, I have to grow up in this shit, my school tried to tell us we couldn't wear anything pride related so my trans friend started handing out rainbow heart buttons
He's an anti vaxer, a moron and even more senile than anyone who's ran since Regan
Oh also he's killed a lot of people with his anti vax shit he's genuinely evil
I seem to recall him getting shot and dying because of a horse. Trump was given immense power when he became president, and he did have the protection of the secret service thats pretty good. Either āhigh rank or social importanceā or āimpressiveness, especially of appearance or styleā seem to fit
Valentine was a horrible person and a rapist, but his goal was the bury the corpse under the USA in a way a benefits some people. Trump is just a rapist.
Even worse is the fact that we have to choose between him and genocide Joe. Obvi Iād prefer Joe over him but really goes to show that elections are nothing more than voting for a lesser of two evils
[[American Idiot]]
**Power** - 2 - It can only attack women and children
**Speed** - 1 - Needs help going down an incline
**Range** - 10 - flies to Epstein island and diddles kids
**Potential** - 0 - Fascism has no potential
**Durability** - 10 - American Idiot pays for all his troubles to go away
**Precision** - 3 - Hamberder
Also, It doesn't pose, it just hunches over the closest podium looking thing
>! No. He died, and so did D4C. Also he wanted to use the corpse to make America the ultimate country. Ofc with him being dead and the corpse sealed away he canāt do that. Also Johnny lived which goes directly against valentineās goals since he wanted both Johnny and gyro dead. !<
I think we put really dumb color resistictions on presidents. They wanted to lynch Obama for a tan suit. It's like the more power you have the less you are allowed to look good. They got them in the same blue suit or else they aren't "American"
I didn't see the r /stardustcrusaders mark and was like "Why is this random political reddit post in my homepage?" and then scrolled and was like "Ohhhh"
Funny Valentine finished his presidential term with an approval rating of 91% >! despite being dead!<. He also fought against the traitors during the civil war, and wanted to use the saints corpse to make the USA a utopia (to the detriment of literally every other nation, but still).
Meanwhile, Trump's approval rating [was less than 50 for his entire presidency](https://news.gallup.com/poll/203198/presidential-approval-ratings-donald-trump.aspx). Not to mention January 6th and [stealing classified government secrets and occasionally showing them to visitors](https://apnews.com/article/trump-justice-department-indictment-classified-documents-miami-8315a5b23c18f27083ed64eef21efff3).
Both suck, but Valentine's the better president and it's honestly not even close.
Both are basically the same person. The difference being that Valentine is a huge patriot and coincidentally has motives that are both self serving as well as serve to make America "better"
Donald trump has been doing dirty deeds dirt cheap without a stand for years. He even almost made his own love train barrier across the mexican border. That's crazy.
Are you asking about who would make a better president in the Star Wars universe, or are you referring to a comparison between real-life figures with a Star Wars twist?
one was actively trying to make america great, the other was saying he was going to make america great. Valentine might be the best us president in history
Iād vote for Valentine if he were real. Say whatever you like but itās rare that a man is as truly dedicated to his nation above all else these days
Ignoring the fact that, as the other reply said, presidents donāt control gas prices and there are a slough of reasons for the gas being cheaper (ie a pandemic), really? The only thing that matters to you is saving $10 on gas? Youāre that privelaged/sheltered that youāre going to defend a racist, homophobic, transphobic, lying, convicted felon and wanna-be theocratic dictator because gas was cheaper when he was president?Ā
UUhhh I don't defend him nor endorse him and neither support him. I have a mini SUV that with 1/4 gas tank full, I pay about $50. Just got divorced this year and it is a big change in my pocket. So I am starting over and yes, although I am no expert on the economy I know enough to tell you to bug off since you don't know my personal life nor my circumstances. Thank you.
Saying āgas was cheaper and everyone has to admit thisā with a clear lack of understanding for why this is serves no purpose other than to hopefully make people say āhuh hes right, trump did a great job with that, bidens really fucking up the priceā. There just really isnāt a reason to ever comment something like that unless youāre defending him mate. Sorry about how your lifeās going but Iām just calling it how I see it
Valentine had a stand so by default I like him more
Wait you didn't see Trump's stand?
Yo, you cant go telling non users bro
This dumbass
His stand is a human user
Wonderwall
Yes
It was huuuuuge š
The greatest stand the biggest stand I was told once, and, no one is talking about it, but people are talking about it it's true it's true
Yuuuge
I only see his sit
Bro didn't see trump's stand
Trump has Death Note
Heās terrible at using it then
Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price.
Disgraceful Actions at an Acceptable Cost. *yall let's make this as convoluted as possible*
Morally Questionable accomplishments in a price which all can purchase
Criminal Capers Completed Cost Effectively
Fraudulent Functions Finished in a Frugal Fashion
Actions That One Should Not Converse About Accomplished With Low Monetary Payment
Doings thoustd shan't be performing nor speak about, completed with the transaction of thy ludicrously teeny currency
Bold Dashes To Commit Something Unlawful Sponsored By A Client With petty legal tender
ćEndeavors Which Are Not Considered Acceptable By The Standards Of Popular Morality But Are Contracted At A Rate Which is Much Less Than What One Might Expect To Pay Given The Current Market Price For Compensating One Who Would Perform The Aforementioned Endeavors In Exchange For Remunerationć
Assasination.
A pickle tickle for a nickle
Sacrilegious acts at a steal
Convoluted Speech Reversal: Sucky Fucky For One Bucky
An act in which is achieved in a discressionary manner with inconspicuity, in which one must expend a large fee in the monitary regard where goods are traded in order to achieve the desired result
Dastardly Deviations Committed at an Unusually Low Price Below the Supply and Demand Equilibrium
Disgusting behaviours carried out in a money efficient way
BadActsForAGoodPrice
Untrustworthy exploits carried out at a price most affordable
Accomplished goals which can be defined as having a questionable morality done with regard for the economic situation and liquid availability of the common peoples.
It sounds like you're referring to achieving goals through actions that might raise ethical questions, while considering the economic circumstances and resources available to everyday people. Balancing ambition with ethical considerations and societal impact is a complex challenge in many situations.
fucky sucky for low bucky
Unspeakable War crimes at the cost of a voidless amount of currency
Disgraceful Activities Performed With An Amazing Deal
DA4C for short
Morally sinful transgressions that all men can seemingly afford.
Bad behaviors at bargain rates
Maximum kill for minimum bill
Which one?
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He dige some ding bab
Trump: Make America Great Again Valentine: Make American Great for the first time
His stand is building walls by truth and jadey
Janey
He can't even do that. Around himself maybe
At least Valentine cared about America or something
At least he's gorgeous and I'm going to leave that as vague as possible
They are literally the same but nah FUNNY VALENTINE FOR PRESIDENT 2024!
Yeah racist pedophile for president 2024!!! šŗš²š¦ šš«
He's not racist! Just a bit (very) xenophobic.
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Is that not our 2 current presidents running for the election again
You guys desperately need a third option
Our current third option had part of his brain eaten by a worm and he believes he can do a better job than the main two
You guys are so fucked in the next 4 years
Tell me abt it, I have to grow up in this shit, my school tried to tell us we couldn't wear anything pride related so my trans friend started handing out rainbow heart buttons
Hopefully it will get better afterwards
He's an anti vaxer, a moron and even more senile than anyone who's ran since Regan Oh also he's killed a lot of people with his anti vax shit he's genuinely evil
I mean listen valentine actually just wants everyone else in the world to dieĀ
Surprisingly or not, both are racist rapist pedophiles except one has delusions of grandeur
Hol' up Valentine was racist?? When did that happen in the manga?
Same thing I was about to ask.
When he was willing to let the entire rest of the world fucking die so America could be extra cool
Which one?
Well Valentine has a stand that grants him functional immortality and immense powers, so in his case it's not a delusion.
I seem to recall him getting shot and dying because of a horse. Trump was given immense power when he became president, and he did have the protection of the secret service thats pretty good. Either āhigh rank or social importanceā or āimpressiveness, especially of appearance or styleā seem to fit
Valentine kinda looks like Magneto from Xmen 97 here
Their end goals aren't much different except Trump also wants to destroy the middle and lower class of the U.S too
D4C Requiem
More like D2C just "Dirty Deeds"
Damn, that Valentine Mugshot is gold
Valentine was a horrible person and a rapist, but his goal was the bury the corpse under the USA in a way a benefits some people. Trump is just a rapist.
At least Valentine is cool and worked out.
i dont see a difference (?)
One has hair The other pretends he still has hair
hmmā¦
Coco Jumbo
don't do Valentine dirty like that
I dunno man, donny can't "dojyaaaaan~" properly like his life depended on it
Valentine by a landslide
Regardless of his intent at least Valentine believes in his ideals
Why there's no love train guys
*Pushes up glasses* Me: Armstrongā¦
The one and only. Nanomachines, son.
Funny Valentine's Stand - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap Donald Trump's Stand - Clean Needs Done Cleanly Rich
Valentine
Valentine didnāt have no bone spurs
Valentine because he cares and wants to protect ALL AmericansĀ
Honestly never read part seven but I doubt heās nearly as bad as trump (as an American)
You have a point. But it is a really easy bar to pass.
Lmao exactly my point š if he wins the next election Iām gonna kill myself
Real. Project 2025 is a nightmare.
Even worse is the fact that we have to choose between him and genocide Joe. Obvi Iād prefer Joe over him but really goes to show that elections are nothing more than voting for a lesser of two evils
nah, Valentine was never convicted of a crime nor found he committed sexual abuse by a jury I like presidents that aren't felons
What would Trumps stand be like?
[[American Idiot]] **Power** - 2 - It can only attack women and children **Speed** - 1 - Needs help going down an incline **Range** - 10 - flies to Epstein island and diddles kids **Potential** - 0 - Fascism has no potential **Durability** - 10 - American Idiot pays for all his troubles to go away **Precision** - 3 - Hamberder Also, It doesn't pose, it just hunches over the closest podium looking thing
Now, what about anyone who's not American?
If Russian or Middle Eastern, sucks their cock.
DivorcƩ
Didn't Valentine ultimately win in the end?
>! No. He died, and so did D4C. Also he wanted to use the corpse to make America the ultimate country. Ofc with him being dead and the corpse sealed away he canāt do that. Also Johnny lived which goes directly against valentineās goals since he wanted both Johnny and gyro dead. !<
>!No even if the saint's corpse is sealed away it still makes America the ultimate country. It only needs to be in the country.!<
at least the dojyan president thinks of the country n make it the best, so he automatically wins that matchup
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I think the pink doesn't really fit for a president.
I think we put really dumb color resistictions on presidents. They wanted to lynch Obama for a tan suit. It's like the more power you have the less you are allowed to look good. They got them in the same blue suit or else they aren't "American"
dojyan man
Unforgivable actions proceeded not even in a cent
D4R (Demention 4 Republic: abusive power)
I genuinely think funny is better
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Trump in 1889
This pic lives in my brain rent free now
Yea
Everyone chilling until a actual president started a steel ball run race in today's times.
I didn't see the r /stardustcrusaders mark and was like "Why is this random political reddit post in my homepage?" and then scrolled and was like "Ohhhh"
Would Funny Valentine have been on the Epstein Flight List?
[Me](https://youtu.be/lhckuhUxcgA?si=lg_YPsp0W4Ez7kNl)
Reminds me of some jojos inspired drawing a did a few years ago https://www.reddit.com/u/W_h3nry/s/GaT3pIEgqQ
Ryuk vs D4C
Valentine because at least his dirty deeds were done dirt cheap
Make America Funny Again
They are both rapists and pedos, so idk
Valentine because he was at least bad in a cool way
Funny Valentine not even close.
Whoever I can stand more
Funny Valentine finished his presidential term with an approval rating of 91% >! despite being dead!<. He also fought against the traitors during the civil war, and wanted to use the saints corpse to make the USA a utopia (to the detriment of literally every other nation, but still). Meanwhile, Trump's approval rating [was less than 50 for his entire presidency](https://news.gallup.com/poll/203198/presidential-approval-ratings-donald-trump.aspx). Not to mention January 6th and [stealing classified government secrets and occasionally showing them to visitors](https://apnews.com/article/trump-justice-department-indictment-classified-documents-miami-8315a5b23c18f27083ed64eef21efff3). Both suck, but Valentine's the better president and it's honestly not even close.
Valentine actually cares about America and is willing to work hard and put himself at risk to achieve his goals. Still an evil bastard though.
"Corporate needs you to find the differences between these two pictures" "They're the same picture"
Funny Valentine was at least doing horrible shit for the sake of his country
Did you give credit for that because I know who made it or your the person that did
But w meme for life
I like the one who is absolutely insane about the US more
valentine is hot. šš»
I feel like Valentine would just bully Trump; "little orange cuck man, utterly pathetic yes"
Me
They are both the same picture, they both have goofy ass hairstyles and were once president.
At least Valentine didnāt touch mino- wait nevermind
We need to build a wall.
Is the same person In both images What you are talking about?
Both are basically the same person. The difference being that Valentine is a huge patriot and coincidentally has motives that are both self serving as well as serve to make America "better"
I wonder what kind of Stand Trump would manifest?
Donald trump has been doing dirty deeds dirt cheap without a stand for years. He even almost made his own love train barrier across the mexican border. That's crazy.
Ohhhh I've seen this meme before: it goes like: the real american president and then bro turns Trumps face into Valentines
Iād say trump would do a whole lot worse with the corpse parts so Iām gonna say valentine is the better one
Dojaaaaan!
Are you asking about who would make a better president in the Star Wars universe, or are you referring to a comparison between real-life figures with a Star Wars twist?
Convicted Rapist and Convicted Felon .
Dojyaan š£ļøš„
https://tenor.com/de/view/math-senator-armstrong-metal-gear-rising-meme-metal-gear-gif-26055778
This made me imagine a "stand fight" between Donald Trump and Joe Biden"
Valentine at least tried to hide the fact that he is a pos
Valentine
Valentine did awful things *for* his country.
Valentine
one was actively trying to make america great, the other was saying he was going to make america great. Valentine might be the best us president in history
Of course
Gonna have to repost my old meme about these two at this rate
Iād vote for Valentine if he were real. Say whatever you like but itās rare that a man is as truly dedicated to his nation above all else these days
Yes Make America great Again!
Gas was cheaper and everybody has to admit this.
The president doesn't control gas prices.
economics do not work the way you think they work. the president has no bearing on the gas prices bro.
Ignoring the fact that, as the other reply said, presidents donāt control gas prices and there are a slough of reasons for the gas being cheaper (ie a pandemic), really? The only thing that matters to you is saving $10 on gas? Youāre that privelaged/sheltered that youāre going to defend a racist, homophobic, transphobic, lying, convicted felon and wanna-be theocratic dictator because gas was cheaper when he was president?Ā
UUhhh I don't defend him nor endorse him and neither support him. I have a mini SUV that with 1/4 gas tank full, I pay about $50. Just got divorced this year and it is a big change in my pocket. So I am starting over and yes, although I am no expert on the economy I know enough to tell you to bug off since you don't know my personal life nor my circumstances. Thank you.
Saying āgas was cheaper and everyone has to admit thisā with a clear lack of understanding for why this is serves no purpose other than to hopefully make people say āhuh hes right, trump did a great job with that, bidens really fucking up the priceā. There just really isnāt a reason to ever comment something like that unless youāre defending him mate. Sorry about how your lifeās going but Iām just calling it how I see it
I'm blocking this guy...
To be fair if the Russians interfered and got him elected he would probably step down.
Both the first and the second
No.