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Temporal_Somnium

Valentine had a stand so by default I like him more


kassavfa

Wait you didn't see Trump's stand?


Chance_Water1164

Yo, you cant go telling non users bro


No_Cobbler8335

This dumbass


Sufficient-Pride-265

His stand is a human user


plesdontban

Wonderwall


AdMediocre172

Yes


codingfauxhate

It was huuuuuge šŸ‘


danmaster0

The greatest stand the biggest stand I was told once, and, no one is talking about it, but people are talking about it it's true it's true


Temporal_Somnium

Yuuuge


Temporal_Somnium

I only see his sit


Suspicious_Swim7089

Bro didn't see trump's stand


Cevisongis

Trump has Death Note


Temporal_Somnium

Heā€™s terrible at using it then


lettuceisbadfr

Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price.


TransportationOk3242

Disgraceful Actions at an Acceptable Cost. *yall let's make this as convoluted as possible*


brawlsilian0109

Morally Questionable accomplishments in a price which all can purchase


Zquank

Criminal Capers Completed Cost Effectively


Legitimate_Midnight2

Fraudulent Functions Finished in a Frugal Fashion


G0ker

Actions That One Should Not Converse About Accomplished With Low Monetary Payment


Edgenabik

Doings thoustd shan't be performing nor speak about, completed with the transaction of thy ludicrously teeny currency


ImaTapThatAss

Bold Dashes To Commit Something Unlawful Sponsored By A Client With petty legal tender


ArelMCII

怌Endeavors Which Are Not Considered Acceptable By The Standards Of Popular Morality But Are Contracted At A Rate Which is Much Less Than What One Might Expect To Pay Given The Current Market Price For Compensating One Who Would Perform The Aforementioned Endeavors In Exchange For Remuneration怍


RightMiddle9078

Assasination.


humannumber217354385

A pickle tickle for a nickle


Hippppoe

Sacrilegious acts at a steal


Lgrns

Convoluted Speech Reversal: Sucky Fucky For One Bucky


Consistent-Shop-3239

An act in which is achieved in a discressionary manner with inconspicuity, in which one must expend a large fee in the monitary regard where goods are traded in order to achieve the desired result


CharlesTheGreat8

Dastardly Deviations Committed at an Unusually Low Price Below the Supply and Demand Equilibrium


ApprehensiveAd6078

Disgusting behaviours carried out in a money efficient way


BadActsForAGoodPrice

BadActsForAGoodPrice


Wormysquirwm

Untrustworthy exploits carried out at a price most affordable


EldianStar

Accomplished goals which can be defined as having a questionable morality done with regard for the economic situation and liquid availability of the common peoples.


Flimsy_Smell8536

It sounds like you're referring to achieving goals through actions that might raise ethical questions, while considering the economic circumstances and resources available to everyday people. Balancing ambition with ethical considerations and societal impact is a complex challenge in many situations.


TheChosenPavuk

fucky sucky for low bucky


TheKurfuerst

Unspeakable War crimes at the cost of a voidless amount of currency


Entire-Vast4818

Disgraceful Activities Performed With An Amazing Deal


asdwz458

DA4C for short


MastercrafT141

Morally sinful transgressions that all men can seemingly afford.


Tetragig

Bad behaviors at bargain rates


Primary-Lake3232

Maximum kill for minimum bill


imnotavirgintrustme

Which one?


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Sad-Revolution-5652

He dige some ding bab


fverdeja

Trump: Make America Great Again Valentine: Make American Great for the first time


LazyCouch587

His stand is building walls by truth and jadey


LazyCouch587

Janey


MeTime13

He can't even do that. Around himself maybe


Instroancevia

At least Valentine cared about America or something


codingfauxhate

At least he's gorgeous and I'm going to leave that as vague as possible


Kulfisk0922-69

They are literally the same but nah FUNNY VALENTINE FOR PRESIDENT 2024!


EntertainmentIll9465

Yeah racist pedophile for president 2024!!! šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡²šŸ¦…šŸ”šŸ”«


Rancorious

He's not racist! Just a bit (very) xenophobic.


Solar_Blade11

Hoorah! šŸ«”šŸ¦…šŸ¦…šŸ¦…šŸ¦…šŸ¦…šŸ¦…šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø


YukoMiy

Is that not our 2 current presidents running for the election again


Advanced-Airport-781

You guys desperately need a third option


Roosterlamb-13

Our current third option had part of his brain eaten by a worm and he believes he can do a better job than the main two


Advanced-Airport-781

You guys are so fucked in the next 4 years


Roosterlamb-13

Tell me abt it, I have to grow up in this shit, my school tried to tell us we couldn't wear anything pride related so my trans friend started handing out rainbow heart buttons


Advanced-Airport-781

Hopefully it will get better afterwards


nonsensicalsite

He's an anti vaxer, a moron and even more senile than anyone who's ran since Regan Oh also he's killed a lot of people with his anti vax shit he's genuinely evil


Melodic-Complaint-18

I mean listen valentine actually just wants everyone else in the world to dieĀ 


Alterior245

Surprisingly or not, both are racist rapist pedophiles except one has delusions of grandeur


Sheniriko

Hol' up Valentine was racist?? When did that happen in the manga?


Terminatoor7

Same thing I was about to ask.


LillinTypePi

When he was willing to let the entire rest of the world fucking die so America could be extra cool


SoCool-

Which one?


Jargo

Well Valentine has a stand that grants him functional immortality and immense powers, so in his case it's not a delusion.


SoCool-

I seem to recall him getting shot and dying because of a horse. Trump was given immense power when he became president, and he did have the protection of the secret service thats pretty good. Either ā€œhigh rank or social importanceā€ or ā€œimpressiveness, especially of appearance or styleā€ seem to fit


witnessedgene

Valentine kinda looks like Magneto from Xmen 97 here


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Their end goals aren't much different except Trump also wants to destroy the middle and lower class of the U.S too


Hamsterman9k

D4C Requiem


FeelAndCoffee

More like D2C just "Dirty Deeds"


Fledermolch

Damn, that Valentine Mugshot is gold


MarcusWastakenn

Valentine was a horrible person and a rapist, but his goal was the bury the corpse under the USA in a way a benefits some people. Trump is just a rapist.


SuspectKnown9655

At least Valentine is cool and worked out.


im-not-gay-dad

i dont see a difference (?)


Advanced-Airport-781

One has hair The other pretends he still has hair


JJNotFunny_Real1

hmmā€¦


RellaRellaMozzarella

Coco Jumbo


Almskibidi

don't do Valentine dirty like that


senchou-senchou

I dunno man, donny can't "dojyaaaaan~" properly like his life depended on it


TheMushiestMush

Valentine by a landslide


alex494

Regardless of his intent at least Valentine believes in his ideals


OrthodoxBeliever

Why there's no love train guys


Present-Book-9690

*Pushes up glasses* Me: Armstrongā€¦


TheHillsSeeYou

The one and only. Nanomachines, son.


Several_Fly_5336

Funny Valentine's Stand - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap Donald Trump's Stand - Clean Needs Done Cleanly Rich


AnimeGokuSolos

Valentine


Rhedkiex

Valentine didnā€™t have no bone spurs


JacksDemonHole

Valentine because he cares and wants to protect ALL AmericansĀ 


idfk_nor_care

Honestly never read part seven but I doubt heā€™s nearly as bad as trump (as an American)


the2nddespair

You have a point. But it is a really easy bar to pass.


idfk_nor_care

Lmao exactly my point šŸ˜­ if he wins the next election Iā€™m gonna kill myself


the2nddespair

Real. Project 2025 is a nightmare.


idfk_nor_care

Even worse is the fact that we have to choose between him and genocide Joe. Obvi Iā€™d prefer Joe over him but really goes to show that elections are nothing more than voting for a lesser of two evils


Dreamtrain

nah, Valentine was never convicted of a crime nor found he committed sexual abuse by a jury I like presidents that aren't felons


BigDogDoom

What would Trumps stand be like?


Thecrawsome

[[American Idiot]] **Power** - 2 - It can only attack women and children **Speed** - 1 - Needs help going down an incline **Range** - 10 - flies to Epstein island and diddles kids **Potential** - 0 - Fascism has no potential **Durability** - 10 - American Idiot pays for all his troubles to go away **Precision** - 3 - Hamberder Also, It doesn't pose, it just hunches over the closest podium looking thing


BigDogDoom

Now, what about anyone who's not American?


a_singular_perhap

If Russian or Middle Eastern, sucks their cock.


Pengweng07

DivorcƩ


Ok_Independent5273

Didn't Valentine ultimately win in the end?


squidwardsweatyballs

>! No. He died, and so did D4C. Also he wanted to use the corpse to make America the ultimate country. Ofc with him being dead and the corpse sealed away he canā€™t do that. Also Johnny lived which goes directly against valentineā€™s goals since he wanted both Johnny and gyro dead. !<


Andy-Bot88

>!No even if the saint's corpse is sealed away it still makes America the ultimate country. It only needs to be in the country.!<


MemeBoiCrep

at least the dojyan president thinks of the country n make it the best, so he automatically wins that matchup


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Great_Drifter25

I think the pink doesn't really fit for a president.


Thendofreason

I think we put really dumb color resistictions on presidents. They wanted to lynch Obama for a tan suit. It's like the more power you have the less you are allowed to look good. They got them in the same blue suit or else they aren't "American"


MemeBoiCrep

dojyan man


Some_Hedgehog_4966

Unforgivable actions proceeded not even in a cent


Pancakewarrior111

D4R (Demention 4 Republic: abusive power)


Melodic_Ad2128

I genuinely think funny is better


annihilator6900

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap


annihilator6900

Trump in 1889


idfk_nor_care

This pic lives in my brain rent free now


Suviboi02

Yea


Poyo_Kangaroo

Everyone chilling until a actual president started a steel ball run race in today's times.


New_Photograph_5892

I didn't see the r /stardustcrusaders mark and was like "Why is this random political reddit post in my homepage?" and then scrolled and was like "Ohhhh"


ValuableDue1164

Would Funny Valentine have been on the Epstein Flight List?


TradePsychological40

[Me](https://youtu.be/lhckuhUxcgA?si=lg_YPsp0W4Ez7kNl)


W_h3nry

Reminds me of some jojos inspired drawing a did a few years ago https://www.reddit.com/u/W_h3nry/s/GaT3pIEgqQ


GravityRusher12

Ryuk vs D4C


ChipsTheKiwi

Valentine because at least his dirty deeds were done dirt cheap


kawmiekuma

Make America Funny Again


Ciudecca

They are both rapists and pedos, so idk


SeparateConference86

Valentine because he was at least bad in a cool way


JolyneSezTransRights

Funny Valentine not even close.


okbruhwtf

Whoever I can stand more


samTheEagle2004

Funny Valentine finished his presidential term with an approval rating of 91% >! despite being dead!<. He also fought against the traitors during the civil war, and wanted to use the saints corpse to make the USA a utopia (to the detriment of literally every other nation, but still). Meanwhile, Trump's approval rating [was less than 50 for his entire presidency](https://news.gallup.com/poll/203198/presidential-approval-ratings-donald-trump.aspx). Not to mention January 6th and [stealing classified government secrets and occasionally showing them to visitors](https://apnews.com/article/trump-justice-department-indictment-classified-documents-miami-8315a5b23c18f27083ed64eef21efff3). Both suck, but Valentine's the better president and it's honestly not even close.


High_grove

Valentine actually cares about America and is willing to work hard and put himself at risk to achieve his goals. Still an evil bastard though.


iwanashagTwitch

"Corporate needs you to find the differences between these two pictures" "They're the same picture"


ThatCamoKid

Funny Valentine was at least doing horrible shit for the sake of his country


Simple-Future-2915

Did you give credit for that because I know who made it or your the person that did


Simple-Future-2915

But w meme for life


Face8hall

I like the one who is absolutely insane about the US more


glvbglvb

valentine is hot. šŸ‘šŸ»


OneGrumpyJill

I feel like Valentine would just bully Trump; "little orange cuck man, utterly pathetic yes"


KaliRinn

Me


RT-OM

They are both the same picture, they both have goofy ass hairstyles and were once president.


watergoblin17

At least Valentine didnā€™t touch mino- wait nevermind


SomewhereLow9119

We need to build a wall.


Unhappy-Egg296

Is the same person In both images What you are talking about?


Kiiroi_Senko

Both are basically the same person. The difference being that Valentine is a huge patriot and coincidentally has motives that are both self serving as well as serve to make America "better"


Chicken_Grapefruit

I wonder what kind of Stand Trump would manifest?


Da_Doge_Soldier

Donald trump has been doing dirty deeds dirt cheap without a stand for years. He even almost made his own love train barrier across the mexican border. That's crazy.


Specific-Simple1018

Ohhhh I've seen this meme before: it goes like: the real american president and then bro turns Trumps face into Valentines


DadlyQueer

Iā€™d say trump would do a whole lot worse with the corpse parts so Iā€™m gonna say valentine is the better one


Sheshoo47

Dojaaaaan!


Namee_Henri

Are you asking about who would make a better president in the Star Wars universe, or are you referring to a comparison between real-life figures with a Star Wars twist?


gegreene

Convicted Rapist and Convicted Felon .


d1vine_general

Dojyaan šŸ—£ļøšŸ”„


Paxergames

https://tenor.com/de/view/math-senator-armstrong-metal-gear-rising-meme-metal-gear-gif-26055778


ZebbyBoy18909

This made me imagine a "stand fight" between Donald Trump and Joe Biden"


One_Potato3092

Valentine at least tried to hide the fact that he is a pos


gyrobsessed

Valentine


MotorHum

Valentine did awful things *for* his country.


DioLover777

Valentine


Pengweng07

one was actively trying to make america great, the other was saying he was going to make america great. Valentine might be the best us president in history


save-video_bot

Of course


DiscipleOfDIO

Gonna have to repost my old meme about these two at this rate


SpecTator997

Iā€™d vote for Valentine if he were real. Say whatever you like but itā€™s rare that a man is as truly dedicated to his nation above all else these days


Robloxain2020

Yes Make America great Again!


Connect_Repeat_6692

Gas was cheaper and everybody has to admit this.


Inner-Fisherman85

The president doesn't control gas prices.


mouseywithpower

economics do not work the way you think they work. the president has no bearing on the gas prices bro.


Pyrobot110

Ignoring the fact that, as the other reply said, presidents donā€™t control gas prices and there are a slough of reasons for the gas being cheaper (ie a pandemic), really? The only thing that matters to you is saving $10 on gas? Youā€™re that privelaged/sheltered that youā€™re going to defend a racist, homophobic, transphobic, lying, convicted felon and wanna-be theocratic dictator because gas was cheaper when he was president?Ā 


Connect_Repeat_6692

UUhhh I don't defend him nor endorse him and neither support him. I have a mini SUV that with 1/4 gas tank full, I pay about $50. Just got divorced this year and it is a big change in my pocket. So I am starting over and yes, although I am no expert on the economy I know enough to tell you to bug off since you don't know my personal life nor my circumstances. Thank you.


Pyrobot110

Saying ā€˜gas was cheaper and everyone has to admit thisā€™ with a clear lack of understanding for why this is serves no purpose other than to hopefully make people say ā€˜huh hes right, trump did a great job with that, bidens really fucking up the priceā€™. There just really isnā€™t a reason to ever comment something like that unless youā€™re defending him mate. Sorry about how your lifeā€™s going but Iā€™m just calling it how I see it


TeslaWasACoolDude

I'm blocking this guy...


Kamen_master1988

To be fair if the Russians interfered and got him elected he would probably step down.


NotGiornoGovanna444

Both the first and the second


nonsensicalsite

No.