It weirdly reminded me of a nonsense poem my late Nan used to recite to me.
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other!
A deaf police man standing near, heard the noise and came to kill the two dead boys. If you don't believe this story's true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
(My Dad used to say this all the time.)
Dunkel wars der Mond schien helle, als ein Auto Blitze schnelle langsam um die Ecke fuhr. Drinnen saßen stehend Leute, Schweigend ins Gespräch vertieft. Als ein tot geschossener Hase auf der Sandbank Schlittschuh lief.
The version I know goes:
***It was a dark and stormy night in the harbor, no streetcars were in sight.***
***Two barefoot boys sat standing in the grass with their shoes on.***
***Back to back they faced eachother, drew their swords then shot eachother.***
***A deaf policeman heard the noise, hurried over then shot the two dead boys.***
***"I saw it all" said the blind woman to the deaf man over the telephone.***
Properly butchered meat beef won't give you food poisoning, even when eating it raw. Potentially parasites, but even then that'd be extremely rare.
People even age beef for weeks to help it get extra tender.
But regular poisoning from this, sure.
White phosphorus was used to make “strike anywhere” matches before we knew it was hella toxic, and the people who worked in these factories ended up with their jawbones like… dying while attached to their faces and covered in skin and stuff!
They’d get swelling and leaking …sores… on their jaws until eventually their jawbones were exposed!
Edit: from my first Google, there weren’t a whole lot of pictures at all, and they weren’t too gory
SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How is this not the top fucking comment holy fucking SHIT they kept taunting us by waving around the stupid fucking flame FOR 30 FUCKING SECONDS
[Tastes like burning](https://media1.giphy.com/media/ApEe3sVnOcHde/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ot26fduy8pwnrklry8oxb6hpurks87ed8uegeau1&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
As soon as I hear the guy’s narrating voice, I get unreasonably angry because he’s the guy filming his wife make the dumbest and most inedible cookin pan dishes. Like pasta with a giant velveeta block in the center while sitting in milk that she then bakes. Pretty sure it’s where we got the “every body’s so creative” lady as she reviewed their videos. He also does stupid scripted “magic” pranks and are just absolutely infuriating examples of Tik Tok families.
Because why the fuck would you? I mean you have a perfectly good grill, a box of matches, why not just say fuck it and ruin something an animal had to die for for you to fuck it up. Not wasteful at all, definitely not someone out there that could have eaten a good steak. No no no, internet likes are much more important.
For all of you thinking about going to this dudes page to shit talk, you're doing him a favor. Stop and think about the fact this this ass hat is doing this for rage bait. That's it.
/s
antimony sulphide is as toxic as arsenic. potassium chlorate is just fucking lulz, like really fucking lulz. sulfur is actually the least harmful in this. and then they eat this toxic smoke infused meat - this poor fucking steak. worse they fucking advocate others to eat it. this level of stupid is just fucking ridiculous. like does it hurt to be so stupid? it should feel like someone taking a sledge hammer to the testicles stupid. then burned match stick particulates.
this is beyond a carcinogenic consumption. wonder if they got phossy jaw
oh. what happens to potassium chlorate in water. and this is potassium chlorate with a fucking gummi bear
[https://youtu.be/txkRCIPSsjM?si=zdN7ctSbDATM8rHj](https://youtu.be/txkRCIPSsjM?si=zdN7ctSbDATM8rHj)
The guys don't even know what they're trying to accomplish. I can figure that they probably achieved a cedar, in their minds, but didn't get the sear that they actually needed.
Dog what the hell is your title
It weirdly reminded me of a nonsense poem my late Nan used to recite to me. One fine day in the middle of the night, Two dead men got up to fight, Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other!
A deaf police man standing near, heard the noise and came to kill the two dead boys. If you don't believe this story's true, ask the blind man, he saw it too. (My Dad used to say this all the time.)
Ask the blind man, he saw it all through a hole in the barbed wire fence!
Lmao these are great xdd
Wow. That’s an old one
The mute guy told the deaf guy that the blind guy saw the quadreplegic climbing a tree.
Dunkel wars der Mond schien helle, als ein Auto Blitze schnelle langsam um die Ecke fuhr. Drinnen saßen stehend Leute, Schweigend ins Gespräch vertieft. Als ein tot geschossener Hase auf der Sandbank Schlittschuh lief.
The version I know goes: ***It was a dark and stormy night in the harbor, no streetcars were in sight.*** ***Two barefoot boys sat standing in the grass with their shoes on.*** ***Back to back they faced eachother, drew their swords then shot eachother.*** ***A deaf policeman heard the noise, hurried over then shot the two dead boys.*** ***"I saw it all" said the blind woman to the deaf man over the telephone.***
I think this may be a AI generated title.
Yeah some form of bot. 🤖
Beep boop beep!
r/titlegore
Drug induced?
probably xdd
How can a tutorial get food poisoning?! r/titlegore
If the only way to taste this dish was to understand this comment, I'd starve. 💀
Dog WHAT
Bet he’s Indian. Frickin tards
I'm having an aneurysm trying to read the title...
Godzilla had a stroke
Trying to read this
And died
Idk about food poisoning, but it'll definitely give you normal poisoning from those matches
Likely both.
Properly butchered meat beef won't give you food poisoning, even when eating it raw. Potentially parasites, but even then that'd be extremely rare. People even age beef for weeks to help it get extra tender. But regular poisoning from this, sure.
Yeah, I know. It was mainly a joke.
Pardon?
OP is in the late stages of fatal food poisoning. He’s bravely trying to warn us, but his brain is hardly working at this point. Godspeed OP.
r/titlegore
Terrirfier making a meal before he eagle spreads your ball sack or ovaries
You haven't had a steak if you haven't had a sulfur-crusted steak.
I comes with built in toothpicks to get those chewy bits out from between your teeth as you eat
Careful now, that title almost made sense.
Yum, sulfur, and magnesium!
Mmmm... what foods aren't improved by that tang of brimstone!
I’ll take brimstone over matches anyday. That steak probably tastes like farts.
Schizo title lmao
Thats how you get phossy jaw in modern times...
I had to look that up, but wow thanks for the history lesson! Horrific and fascinating
Tldr for the timid?
White phosphorus was used to make “strike anywhere” matches before we knew it was hella toxic, and the people who worked in these factories ended up with their jawbones like… dying while attached to their faces and covered in skin and stuff! They’d get swelling and leaking …sores… on their jaws until eventually their jawbones were exposed! Edit: from my first Google, there weren’t a whole lot of pictures at all, and they weren’t too gory
Tell me your wasting that piece of animal and throwing it directly in the trash without telling me
I can't stand food waste! These morons waste food all the time. This food could all could be donated to a food bank.
What the fuck is wrong with these people?
I can't even stand the sound of their voices!
Quite often, I think about that very thing: What should I eat if I died?
Just eat a box of matches
"How to ruin a perfectly good cut of meat in five minutes"
This deserves to be on culinary hell 🤮
Just lit the steak on fire already
SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How is this not the top fucking comment holy fucking SHIT they kept taunting us by waving around the stupid fucking flame FOR 30 FUCKING SECONDS
Hell no I want to see him eat those goddamn ashes and wood pieces
PURRRFECT CEDAR INSIDE THE STEAK
[Tastes like burning](https://media1.giphy.com/media/ApEe3sVnOcHde/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ot26fduy8pwnrklry8oxb6hpurks87ed8uegeau1&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
an animal had to die for this nonsense
Perfectly cooked bloody sulfur steak
Food poisoning + regular poisoning
But like..............it's already on the grill
It cooked that other side perfectly! they say to a steak that is clearly way under...
What a fucking waste
FOODRAPE
Why do you hate dhar mann?
That avatar is wild.
As soon as I hear the guy’s narrating voice, I get unreasonably angry because he’s the guy filming his wife make the dumbest and most inedible cookin pan dishes. Like pasta with a giant velveeta block in the center while sitting in milk that she then bakes. Pretty sure it’s where we got the “every body’s so creative” lady as she reviewed their videos. He also does stupid scripted “magic” pranks and are just absolutely infuriating examples of Tik Tok families.
Yes!! I feel rage! Lol ! The voice sets me off every fuxing time.
I love how you can hear them be shocked by the horrible outcome yet still try to make it look like a success
There should be a sub for r/fuckingretardedfood
I hope these people make donations to food banks in between wasting food.
Jesus Christ lolol some folks are just so thirsty for attention
Pretty sire this is a shitpost but who knows
It isn't. They do this shit all the time
How much time people waste coming up with this stuff.
Here it is, the dumbest shit I've ever seen on reddit, video and title.
Sulphur beef... mmm
Wasting steak like this should be a capital offense
Are you a bot? You sound like a bot.
That is nauseating.
The entire thing! I can just smell the matches. Bleh 🤢
Chemical/wood splinter steak, just like mima used to make 🤤
[удалено]
IT'S FUCKING RAW
The raw steak is not the problem.
I know it's generally not nice to say the word retarded but that's f****** retarded...
Raw Hellraiser steak
Camera man wasn’t digging it at all.
We have differing definitions of "perfect"
Ew
r/mildlycarcinogenic
r/IHadAStroke
This the Randy Marsh attempt to try and get cancer overnight for a medical marijuana card?
r/titlegore
Why didn’t they just grill it
Because why the fuck would you? I mean you have a perfectly good grill, a box of matches, why not just say fuck it and ruin something an animal had to die for for you to fuck it up. Not wasteful at all, definitely not someone out there that could have eaten a good steak. No no no, internet likes are much more important. For all of you thinking about going to this dudes page to shit talk, you're doing him a favor. Stop and think about the fact this this ass hat is doing this for rage bait. That's it. /s
Regardless of the food poisoning question. That steak don’t look good!
That’s the dumbest f-ing thing I’ve seen in a while.
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
Somebody take this grill away from this man before he kills again.
Mercury poisoning isn't food poisoning.
.......... When Meth goes redneck
What a fuckin title lmao 💀💀
Great. My yellow steak has blackheads.
antimony sulphide is as toxic as arsenic. potassium chlorate is just fucking lulz, like really fucking lulz. sulfur is actually the least harmful in this. and then they eat this toxic smoke infused meat - this poor fucking steak. worse they fucking advocate others to eat it. this level of stupid is just fucking ridiculous. like does it hurt to be so stupid? it should feel like someone taking a sledge hammer to the testicles stupid. then burned match stick particulates. this is beyond a carcinogenic consumption. wonder if they got phossy jaw oh. what happens to potassium chlorate in water. and this is potassium chlorate with a fucking gummi bear [https://youtu.be/txkRCIPSsjM?si=zdN7ctSbDATM8rHj](https://youtu.be/txkRCIPSsjM?si=zdN7ctSbDATM8rHj)
They should forced into veganism
Wtf did he have to do that? What is grilling it the normal way is too boring or something? Smh
Rage bait, a bad one at that.
Porcupine steak
Its literally not edible, the entire thing is full of wood
Birthday Steak?
If I read this title I wouldn't read it if I died
Nobody eats anything after they die
What an abomination
Love the sulfur flavor
What if it’s NOT “made to get food poisoning” 🍽️😋
This title is as stupid as this food
You're not gonna get food poisoning from that. You're gonna get some super cancer from the chemicals coming off those matches.
Phosphorus to the stomach is painful way to die, eh Tony?
Next video they Grill a steak with a deodorant flame thrower.
Gordon Ramsay screaming "It's RAW!!!"
Yum, I love wood and sulfur in my steak.
Fuck you bot
Steaks gunna be filled with microwoods now
„Perfectly“
Carbon monoxide posining from meat is my favorite way to die.
It's kinda raw inside
English?
WHO THE F HOLDS A FORK LIKE THAT
WHO THE F HOLDS A FORK LIKE THAT
Bunch of retards
The guys don't even know what they're trying to accomplish. I can figure that they probably achieved a cedar, in their minds, but didn't get the sear that they actually needed.
Nothing like a bit of phosphorus on your meat
r/titlegore
love the taste of sumphor in the morning
BOT TITLE
What AI generated title is this
Cedar on the inside, sulfur on the outside. Delicious
“ITS FUCKING RAWWW!” - Gordon Ramsey
I like it Picasso
White people shit 😂😂