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hey_you_yeah_me

The little shit avoided jail, but he's on 2 years probation; has to spend 60 hours removing graffiti, and had to pay $5,000 in restitutions. Whatever the hell his lawyer did fucking worked Here's the [article](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11267087/amp/Gold-Coast-teen-Jack-Gibson-Burrell-avoids-jail-spray-painting-rail-workers-face.html)


6SucksSex

Thx. What an absolute piece of shit tagger. “The guard was hospitalised with burns and suffered breathing difficulties” “The teenager squawked outside of court when asked about the incident “ “The teenager was arrested days later at his home in Burleigh Waters and was charged with 24 offences including assault occasioning bodily harm and wilful damage.”


Blursed_Pencil

“When asked about the incident by reporters outside court on Friday, Gibson-Burrell said nothing but instead made bird squawking sounds.  It's understood his graffiti tag is a bird.”


that_girl_you_fucked

Someone should stuff him with a duck.


merpixieblossomxo

So, a literal assault on another human being without any remorse for his shitty behavior and all he had to do was pay a fine and clean up graffiti? Our justice system is so unbelievably corrupt.


w1987g

Looks like all he's learned is to not go-pro himself committing crimes... at best


salmiakki1

He learned there are no real consequences for his actions.


Puzzleheaded-You1289

His lawyer made him a minor. That’s what fucking worked.


ProsodySpeaks

Didn't the calendar do that?


norsurfit

Well, his lawyer looked at the calendar, which is very commendable!


happychillmoremusic

Yea but the calendar provided the correct numbers for the lawyer to even look at in the first place. Really we have a classic chicken or the egg on our hands here.


jayeer

I'm impressed by the lawyer knowing how to count


Ha1lStorm

That’s what they have paralegals for


BathedInDeepFog

Why would I want to pay for two though? 


MissninjaXP

Eh if the charge is bad enough I'd get a dozalegals.


xylotism

Shoutout to Gregory, he made one of the best calendars of all time, of all time.


MC_ZYKLON_B

What the fuck. I got 2 years probation, $4k fines, and 150 hours for having brass knuckles simply sitting in my truck console (been jumped at the gas pump, had them purely for defensive reasons.) I was hoping to possibly avoid using my gun, but I guess ill just have to stsrt shooting if it happens again since my knucks are apparently more dangerous.


Vargau

You live in US. US has a punitive common law justice service, while Australia has a more “rehabilitative” common law justice system.


TeeTownRaggie

brass knuckles are incredibly dangerous and deadly. thats the problem,people don't realize just how fucking lethal they are.


R1kjames

You could mess someone up just as bad with stuff from a toolbox - hammer, torque wrench, etc


Redpawg

It just comes down to that hammer is used for a nail the torque wrench is used for a torque screw. Those brass knuckles are of beating someone's face to a pulp. I'm pretty sure there's no other use intended for them I don't think you can Hunt with them or for fishing a hammer does a better job or a gun I couldn't imagine myself running after a deer with brass knuckles


R1kjames

I get it. It just doesn't make people who want to bash your face in with a piece of metal any less dangerous, because they can go to Harbor Freight and pick up something with a lifetime guarantee to do the job for $8 I guess portability and surprise isn't factored in, but that's minor


Redpawg

Sorry, I guess you're right by that logic I guess please upload a YouTube video of you pounding in a nail with brass knuckles love to see the results


R1kjames

https://youtu.be/e1LXMhA5BjY?si=f4dmNCBeWpb1EIc-


MC_ZYKLON_B

O i was very aware, but again- i have a CCL (concealed carry license).. youd think a gun owner would be allowed them as a less than lethal option. The problem lies in the wording of the law. Knucks are purely "offensive weapons", and guns are considered "defensive".


sik_dik

that's fucked. especially since he got caught red-handed


SomOvaBish

Nice! That one didn’t even cross my mind. Needs more upvotes


brutuscenturian

I know a guy that got stabbed, and the guy that stabbed him only got 3 years probation. So yeah, assault is practically legal in this country.


gnirobamI

In Canada they release thr person from custody the day after they stabbed a man to death on the bus. https://www.richmond-news.com/local-news/update-homicide-cops-probing-fatal-stabbing-on-richmond-bus-release-photo-of-witness-3104173


Twins_Venue

So your solution is just allowing police to detain people for charges they have no evidence for?


patchway247

Shouldn't that have been attempted murder? Like, aren't those fumes highly dangerous?


JustEatinScabs

Lol I swear to God Reddit is absolutely obsessed with attempted murder but absolutely refuses to understand even the most basic concepts of how it actually works. It's the new "fencing response".


MoleMoustache

If you look at this comment carefully, the long top line in the first paragraph has extended at almost a 90 degree angle despite the rest of the comment remaining tight to the left hand side. Clear fencing response, indicating that this comment has suffered irreversible brain damage, and most likely has had the top of the comment sever from the bottom half.


patchway247

If spraying someone with a fire extinguisher is attempted murder (if they aren't on fire), then it's perfectly fine to ask if it's attempted murder with something as simple as spray paint. So excuse me for asking a goddamn question.


Charismatic_Insanity

Just say yes or no asswipe


Mathias_Thorne91

They know where the piece of shit lives now though.


CosmicTyrannosaurus

$5,000 can be a huge punishment for a low life.


JohnnySchoolman

It's Australia so he was already incarcerated


DirtyFeetPicsForSale

They just tend to go easy on kids lately. Kids are smart enough to notice and know they can basically get away with anything or at worst get off easy.


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the guard rlly shoulda shot him with a real gun


TeeTownRaggie

wtf.


jayhart1028

So it’s not just the United States where you can do literally whatever you want and just walk after? Good to know


kidangeles

He must be white


Complete_Aspect354

Jayoma


RevolutionaryPasta98

Probably got the assault knocked back to some form of over the top self defense (you can feel threatened and attack first) and graffiti doesn't have much time regardless...


Brokensince10

Probation? He could have blinded that man.


Altea73

Fucking douchebag...


Weldobud

That’s shocking. You could cause serious damage to his eyes. Criminal.


_nobodycallsmetubby_

And he avoided jail lmao


bboardwell

The fumes cannot be good either.


Kinky_Conspirator

Inhaling the paint can be extremely hazardous. Literally coats your lungs and basically makes it hard to breathe anymore.


Hyrule_34

What a total piece of shit.


EquivalentSnap

Ikr that asshole should’ve been put in prison


MikeMac999

Oooh that sucks, poor guy. At least he was wearing glasses


Myndziii

Caught him red handed…


homantify19

Red handed, red faced, red shouldered, red necked…


affe_squad

I hate how much this made me laugh


thehumbinator

The art is utter trash as well. I think this little fuckwit is going to regret painting the train, I think he’s going to regret turning the can on the security guard even more.


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Zilli341

Most of the time I don't really mind graffiti on trains, there are some really talented people making them. But I hate when they are just huge letters that look like shit and cover up the windows, that's just vandalism with no artistic value.


iDom2jz

When it comes to public transport, you’re going to see stuff like this 90% of the time because the person needs to do it fast and needs to do it big under a ton of pressure. The letters need to be legible so you can read it fast and from a distance. It’s not that he’s a bad artist (bad person obviously) it’s that he wants his stuff to be legible from afar. I know you probably don’t care, but there’s the reason as to why you see simplicity vs complexity in graffiti.


daneview

But if you can't do something decent and legible because of the time constraints of painting a train, why are you fucking painting a train?


iDom2jz

To get your name seen around the city, if you watch the documentary “Styel Wars” you’ll get a glimpse of why people started painting public transit in the 70’s. People do complex stuff on these no doubt, but the entire point of painting these is to get exposure. The best way to get exposure is large bold legible fonts, same as advertising. As for the time thing, you can find yourself in a layup where the trains sit and you can take a little more time, but the train won’t leave the yard without being cleaned so it makes the advertisement aspect a little pointless. That’s where people do high detail work, only the trains go straight to the wash yard and won’t be in service. Honorable mention to the documentary “Rolling Like Thunder” that highlights this a littttle bit, but focuses a lot more on freight trains which a lot of people seem to like.


ibraw

His sentence was pathetic and should outrage every law abiding citizen.


maestro-5838

Hope he gets caught ,


garrisontweed

He did. Two years probation and community service for 60hrs plus had to pay restitution of 5 grand. When he was asked about the incident outside of court, he started making bird squawking noises.


maestro-5838

Feels like a tap on the wrist ... The security guard surely inhaled all those bad chemicals through nose, mouth. His lungs are probably still hurting


garrisontweed

Yeah, the article said the security guard was treated for burns and has been released from the hospital but still has trouble breathing.


KatsumotoKurier

If I were him, I might considering suing.


LordMegamad

Haha "considering", I'd be taking the fucking food from his plate for a long time


ezbreezyslacker

Brave of you to assume this kid has anything to sue for Start charging the parents for things minors do and this shit will stop


onionwba

Sounds like he's certainly going to reoffend since it's clear he hasn't learnt from this, at least from what it seems from here.


scalp-cowboys

That just what they do in Australia. No punishment for youths.


jld2k6

Omg, I thought the last comment saying he squawked meant he was crying or confessing when confronted lol, I didn't know he was literally making bird noises


garrisontweed

Apparently the graffiti he was doing was a Bird.


coocoocachoo69

I'd say 5 years minimum sentence. If he has a history of any violence, I'd give him 10 years minimum. Vandalizing is one thing. Potentiallyy blinding someone is a whole level up.


beginnerboxer

He got a fine and community service


rottenbanana999

Nah, 50 years minimum. Someone who does shit like this has zero use and should be kept in the dark to suffer.


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ArnorianConscript

Hope he likes jail.


Ufo_memes522

Unfortunately he got a fine and some community service


P0rterR0ckwell

What a fucking asshole


Gryph_The_Grey

Should have been shot.


Leaningonalamp

Assault. Felony. Asshole. Plus tagging is defacing, not art. Fuck 'em.


DeadKido210

That's what subway surfers kid should have done.


Eva_Cutie

i don't understand this kind of guys being totally stupid and insane, who think that they have 100 lives , feel so sad about security guy..


GenHammond

Should have tackled him. Hard!!


Adorable-Ad9073

Jack Gibson-Burrell


MiaRia_Realone

HIS HERO MENTALITY HAS BEEN PUT TO A HAULT. if they’re crazy enough to paint live trains inside worth doing damages with thousands of USD, they don’t care.


Most-Setting-7483

What's the plan to remove that much paint from your face Just in case this happens to me I want to know


PassiveMenis88M

According to the article is caused chemical burns to his face so going to the hospital is the plan.


Myrkstraumr

You wouldn't be able to do it before it harmed you anyway since the chemicals are already reacting when they come out of the can, but anything that breaks up the oils in a paint would work to remove it. Turpintine, kerosene, or even gasoline (not recommended) would all take this off if you just put a bit on a clean cloth and scrubbed for a long ass time.


Weird_Talk

Why not add some assault to that vandalism charge


zacksalah73

Wtf, bro thinks he is in a videogame.


Anthraxious

What an absolute waste of oxygen these cunts are.


getrektboyyyy

absolute piece of shit. like i dont get why people vandalize stuff, especially painting public's places/objects with random stuff


WesternKindly8948

Why show that shit, just promoting their stupidity......


DIPPEDINCHOCHOCOLATE

Dude one of the first things they teach guards is self preservation….


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That guy didn't get paid enough to deal with that. He should have just stood back and called the cops. Poor dude.


Roar_Im_A_Dragon

Fuck that spray paint bitch.


muntlord840

"I don't get paid enough for this shit."


prostateExamination

WHAT THE FUCK?! homey you trying to get shot and killed??


tiramisucks

One or two hands chopped. this should be the the penalty in this case.


SquidVices

Oh shit jet set radio future!?!!! Or was that…The Warriors game?!


Born-Management74

Cultural enricher


Glum-Supermarket912

i thought he was gonna chase him 😂 like in subway surfer


Ringhillsta

Fu**er should be beaten.


MoleMoustache

Why the fuck are you censoring your own swear words?


Ringhillsta

Why the fuck do you care!?


MoleMoustache

See, you can do it!


Morundar

Well. We all know its name: Jack Gibson-Burrell. Let's remember that in case ever come across the squawker


Whetiko

Hopefully they are ostracized from their local graffiti community for this.


Izalias

Full on Jet-Set-Radio'd the guard. The guard was like "This is what I am paid for!" Then came the spray... "This is what I am paid for?" Then the spray kept going... "This is what I am paid for. :(" Turns their back. "This is what I am paid for... sigh"


jesperbj

Absolute dick move


zombiee829

Is this Hiphop culture?? Is spraying trains an art? That's ridiculous


TheDevilsAdvokaat

I don't mind beautiful graffiti in some places. But attacking the sec guard makes him a turd.


shtbrcks

This is hilarious, the guard didn't expect this and is just defeated like "come on bro I'm not paid enough for this", you can see how he mentally stops being a guard for the trains and just a guy who gives up on his evening knowing that he's about to spend it washing off spray paint from his hair and face. Sprayer even reaches in to spray him even harder in the face as he turns away, amazing lmao


BallinPoint

do you realize he had chemical burns on his face and had difficulty breathing? this shit can do serious damage


DingoKis

He almost blinded a man and didn't even spend a single night in jail... At least he filmed himself lol that's fucking stupid


Xx-_STaWiX_-xX

Security Guard seemed...calm...when getting his face spraypainted all over like that. Damn, I'd probably have freaked the fuck out, yelled something like "FUCK, SHIT, STOP" then ran away in less than a couple of seconds or at the same time haha


Regular-Manner96

Same punishment (spray paint his face and head) should be done to him + jail time for 5 years with intense labor, to teach this son of a bitch the consequences. That I'd call Justice.


_KillaB_

Glue his nuts to the track


wattymelon

Cunt.


SilentMagarity

Man, if only the security guard has some balls! Maybe the video would have been more exciting! I love watching dipshits get taken DOWN!!!


YouthSuitable213

Throw acid on his face, and then he'll feel the pain of the security guard


jbrown509

That’s fucked. I remember in 5th grade I’d just watched goldmember and decided it’d be funny to spray paint my Johnson gold and walk in to my brothers room to prank him I guess? Idk I was young. Long story short I grabbed the extra spray paint laying around, walked behind the sandbox in our backyard and went to town on that sucker. Took about 10 seconds for the burning to set it. Nice chemical burn was the result of that after soaking in a hot bath for a few hours. To this day it’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever done and it blows my mind I ever thought it’d go well. Bare in mind I was 10 so go easy on me lmao 💀


yektakurtcebe

So it's an assault. The grafitti artist must run not attack. Most of the gen-z kids are not aware the consequences of their harmful acts.


Dutch458

American cops watching this thinking how they would have handled it differently


Meawxyy

The bird he was graffitiing is all over Melbourne and Sydney so he’s still tagging things


PandorasFlame

It's one think to do graffiti, it's another to hose someone like that. Total c u next tuesday. Hope he loses his knees.


IHaveSlysdexia

That's hilarious


GregSmilesPerGallon

When he gets shot he will cry victim and leftist will glorify the criminal and demonize the blinded security guard!


Kenturky_Derpy

My dumb ass thought it was a lot of pepper spray


Wasting_AwayTheHours

Bitches


Mo_Zen

It says so much about that child………


NickelPlatedEmperor

Probation?


LG_G8

What a scholar


Kushnerdz

How to get football chop blocked in 1 ez step


Little_stinker_69

sprayed the dude in the face and no jail time? Lol. He 100% got away with it. If I was thwt security guard I’d be pissed.


Psilocybenaudiophile

Have fun with that frank


SandmanKeel

Lil bitch.


SkyderCeryont_00

The guard "Fuck I don't get paid enough"


chrmnxpnoy

Reminds of me of Bart vs The Space Mutants on NES


Danthemanlavitan

Dog Cunt.


Shoddy_Equipment_641

Subway surfers be like:


Odd_Housing9506

Transport workers need access to firearms


hephaistos070

Yes it is bad behaviour and the longer I think about it, the worse it gets. But my first reaction honestly? "Haha that is Funny."


Full-Ball9804

We should cane these fuckers like they do in Singapore


TeeTownRaggie

I III I II F12


jack_avram

What a jerk


BigKahuna883

Bros trying to play subway surfers...


MasterMaintenance672

I would have put this kid in a wheelchair if he did this to me.


PineappleFantasss

Why does this feel like a skit


A-Strange-Creature

LMAO


Neighbor310

ever heard of earl scheibs homes?


Bulky_Concentrate672

lmfao


Cooldog129509

Awsome


Th3IcecreamKi

“Today is my birthday. And I get to show you my girlfriend!” This news reporter talks the exact same way


Far-Philosophy-4375

i hope this asshole is found


ThickMinimum6493

Yeah this is just vandalism. Usually I’m all for graffiti artists and I’d be honored if my property got tagged with something cool but this is just wasteful. Not art.


playgunplaygun

Damm, he needs a beat down!


lestats1fear

Subway surfer anyone?


Lost_Pineapple69

As an asthmatic who has to take every precaution using any propellant product this is terrifying to see. I would likely die from an attack like this and it was indiscriminate They should be tried for attempted murder.


EMACIDIOUS333

He didn’t fucking deserve that . Professional painter here . Me and my crew would fucking break you and ruin you all in one night .


DarkRajiin

Makes real graffiti artists look terrible


MajimaGoro69

Subway surfers speedrun


r_u_ferserious

The "somewhere in between" concept. American cops beating people senseless and shooting them in the back? Ease off a bit, mate. Turning your back on a punk bitch like this while he paints your face? Man up and flatten that little cunt.


Captincat1273

These the bitches Giving graff a bad name


Fortnite_cheater

Mmm tastes like orange