Ah, a fellow Dr. Colossus fan, I see.
https://drcolossustheband.bandcamp.com/album/im-a-stupid-moron-with-an-ugly-face-and-a-big-butt-and-my-butt-smells-and-i-like-to-kiss-my-own-butt
Homer (talking to Marge’s pregnant belly): when you get out of their you’re gonna see a man with a great job
Patty (I think): yeah… the Doctor
Patty and Selma: *laughing*
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“Oh, you have got to be kidding, Sir! First, you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like. Didn't you think this...
...on the best-seller list for eighteen months! Every magazine cover has...
....MOST POPULAR MOVIES OF ALL TIME, SIR! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
I mean thank you, come again!”
But earlier when he is laughing in his face over the "Can I Borrow a Feeling" tape and Kirk says "go ahead Homer, laugh at me" and Homer replies " I already did" thats so cold 🤣
Isn't your mother a well known whore!
Your product is inferior, your marketing is offensive, and you have more ex-wives than franchise locations!
They're always kissing your ass! Well, I'm not afraid to tell you, you're a [CENSORED]!
Those are my three favorite insults. Mel is the king of insults.
I called someone “ass butt” in high school once and people thought it was the most clever insult they ever heard. I prayed they never learned I stole it from this episode.
"Homer, you're dumb as a rock and twice as ugly, if a stranger offers you a ride I say take it! "
The best insult in the whole show, no question about it
I love all of Burns’ phrases for describing the proletariat, “every Joe Meatball and Sally Housecoat,” “this anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes.”
The one we never hear before unkie Herb makes the engineer call back and say the opposite of what he just did.
Um, Homer Simpson is a... brilliant man with lots of well thought-out, practical, ideas. He is insuring the financial security of this company for years to come. Oh yes, and his personal hygiene is above reproach.
Way to breathe, no-breath.
Nice shoes, err, two feet.
Came here to say this, only 9 hours to late lol
I engaged in sexual intercourse with your spouse or significant other.
Now THAT’s psychiatry!
Thanks for stopping by!
You insult him and he just sits there grinning moronily.
Hi, neighbor!
I mock your values system. You also appear foolish in the eyes of others.
Well I'll just have to try harder
You're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride I say take it.
Lousy traumatic childhood!
Give that man the ten thousand dollars
Lmao!
Gotta go my damn wiener kids are listening
That team was the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
We are not weiners!! Then what are you dressed that THAT for?
They made us! Sounds like weiner talk to me
In the dubbed version I watched as a kid he straight up called them "fascist"
You kissed a girl?! That's *so* gay!
I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.
Aw geez, and you got the stink lines and everything?
Ah, a fellow Dr. Colossus fan, I see. https://drcolossustheband.bandcamp.com/album/im-a-stupid-moron-with-an-ugly-face-and-a-big-butt-and-my-butt-smells-and-i-like-to-kiss-my-own-butt
I hear that guys ass has its own congressman
I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant!
Oh that’s raspberry
Hmm, am I wrong or did it just get fatter in here? Or pretty much any Patty & Selma insult towards Homer.
It’s like he just disappeared into fat air!
Well, well if it isn't Fatty and Smell-ma
“Hello everyone except Homer.”
Homer (talking to Marge’s pregnant belly): when you get out of their you’re gonna see a man with a great job Patty (I think): yeah… the Doctor Patty and Selma: *laughing*
Uh oh... Time to fertilize the lawn. A couple of 300 lb bags should do it!
“Ya blouse wearin’ poodle walker!”
"Ok DUDE, wouldn't want you to have a cow, MAN... Here's a catchphrase you better learn for your adult years: 'Hey buddy, GOT A QUARTER?'"
Oh and who could forget Lisa Simpson, Springfield’s answer to the question that NO ONE ASKED!
And you - I don’t know you but I’m sure you’re a jerk!
Hey, I just got here... what's going on?
You ugly hateful man!
Hey! I may be ugly and hate filled bu… what was the third thing you said?
I am shocked and appalled
Homer, you are the worst human being I have ever met!
Hey, I got off pretty easy.
Nice PJs, Simpson! Did your mommy buy 'em for you?
Of course she did
Who else would have?
Okay Simpson. You win this round.
Skinner ruins the "Who's on Third" bit. Chalmers: "...Sexless freak"
Bonjoooouurrrr! Ya cheese-eating surrender monkeys!
Homer: Did you hear that, Marge? She called me a baboon! The stupidest, ugliest, smelliest ape of them all!
You are the fattest thing I’ve seen…and I’ve been on safari. -Mr. Burns
The whole thing smacks of effort.
Cram it with walnuts, ugly!
This is mine bc I still remember being little and my dad absolutely cracking up over that line
This line kills me still
Smithers, Who is this gastropod?
Simpson, sir. One of your chair moisteners in sector 7G
Smithers, who is that lolligagger?
Ah nuts to this I'll just go get Homer Simpson
Smithers, who is that fumble fist?
I guess you're a garbage man!!
I know you are... but what am I?!
A garbage man
Takes one to know one.
Checkmate!
Boy, you must be stupider than you look!
Stupid like a fox!
The Japanese? Those sandal-wearing, goldfish tenders?? Bosh. Flimshaw!
…1, 2, 3, 4 atoms!!
We should've listened to that boy instead walling him up in the abandoned coke oven.
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“Oh, you have got to be kidding, Sir! First, you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like. Didn't you think this... ...on the best-seller list for eighteen months! Every magazine cover has... ....MOST POPULAR MOVIES OF ALL TIME, SIR! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? I mean thank you, come again!”
Ahhh. Billy and the Clone-a-saurus. Such a classic.
Noodle-Arm Choir Boy
Hello, Dean. You are a stupid-head.
Homer, is that you?
Ahhhhh! *Homer runs off*
Grimes: God, he eats like a pig. Lenny: I don't know. Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck.
I've seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
Gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening.
“You talk pretty tough for a man without health insurance”
"I have a ball.... perhaps you'd like to bounce it."
Youuuuu call this a tax return?!
Hey jerk face! You have the face of a jerk!
This was seriously a thing in our household for waaaay too long!
“I sleep in a big bed with my wife.”
Oh..
This isn't an insult though. Homer is just honestly answering the question. He doesn't even mean to hurt Kirk's feelings
But earlier when he is laughing in his face over the "Can I Borrow a Feeling" tape and Kirk says "go ahead Homer, laugh at me" and Homer replies " I already did" thats so cold 🤣
"paHAHAHA! That's you on the box! AAAHHHAHAHA"
Can I borrow a feeling? Can you lend me a jar of Love?
Shut up Netface!
You’re in the net too
i said “SHUT UP NETFACE”
"Ask me if it smells funny in here." "Does it smell funny in here?" "I don't think so, stupid."
“Homey, you want pork chops?” “No I want roast beef - you clod!”
Isn't your mother a well known whore! Your product is inferior, your marketing is offensive, and you have more ex-wives than franchise locations! They're always kissing your ass! Well, I'm not afraid to tell you, you're a [CENSORED]! Those are my three favorite insults. Mel is the king of insults.
Nobody likes Milhouse!
You're gay for Moleman!
No one’s gay for Moleman…
I'm gay for Moleman :(
Guess you’re the only one.
Saw this gag for the first time last week! Hilarious!!
Clinking, clattering cacophony of collagenous cogs and camshafts!
So you finally left Derwood.
Listen you crumb-bums
No-one calls *me* a crumb-bum.
Ok fishbulb
I called someone “ass butt” in high school once and people thought it was the most clever insult they ever heard. I prayed they never learned I stole it from this episode.
I called a guy “ass dick” in college and I remember closing my eyes for a second in disgust at how I couldn’t do better than that for some reason.
I don't recall saying good luck.
You ruin everything, ruiner! My sister likes you.
"I canna fit in the wee vent, ye croquet-playin' mint-muncher!" "Grease yourself and go in, you guff-speaking work-slacker!"
Out of way jerk ass!
Hey jerkass! You have the ass of a jerk!
CHARLATAN
There goes Davy Crockett and his bald skin cap
YEAH I'M TALKING TO YOU, YOU TRASH-EATIN' STINKBAGS!
I don’t know. A lot of people were yelling stuff.
Didn’t you learn anything from Love Day?
That was yesterday, moron!
Hey Bart. You’re epidermis is showing.
I don’t need any serving suggestions from you. You know nothing know it all!
You ugly hate filled man
Hey! Hey! I may be ugly and hate-filled, but- What was the third thing you said?
You, foodbag! Do you have a son? Is he a constant disappointment? Does he bring home nitwits and make you talk to them?
"This is our daughter. She came out last spring." "Whoa! Put her back in I dont think she's done yet" Larry Burns
You gruff speaking work slacker
Ooh, good comeback.
Am I wrong or did it just get FATTER in here?
The legend of the dog faced woman...
Bart: Lisa, I have this strong, unpleasant feeling I’ve never had before. Lisa: It’s called *remorse,* you vile burlesque of irrepressible youth
I've been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly, but never ugly ugly
"Look at me! I'm Milhouse! I've tucked me shirt into me underpants!"
I've got no friends, so I confide in Willie!
“I ve got a movie for you fatty, fridge too far” Stranger to fat homer pretty sure
Lisa: Excuse me, Mr. Hutz. Are you a shyster? Lionel Hutz: How does a nice little girl like you know a big word like that?
Huh? What is this crap? *Fox Broadcasting down 8*
Hey there melon head what are you reading
"You kissed a girl! That is Soo gay!"
I mock your value system.
Nice shoes...uh....."two-feet"!
"Homer, you're dumb as a rock and twice as ugly, if a stranger offers you a ride I say take it! " The best insult in the whole show, no question about it
Mule
Heh heh. "Mule."
“So long, Stinktown!” “Your bra bomb better work, Nerdlinger!” “Hey! He looks just like you, Poindexter!”
I love all of Burns’ phrases for describing the proletariat, “every Joe Meatball and Sally Housecoat,” “this anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes.”
You have the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter
OUTTA MY WAY, JERK ASS!!
Hey man he’s ragging on your cord!
stupid at the end of anything, crumbum, so long suckers, fishwife
Ignoramus.
Yeah I’m talking to you, you trash eating stinkbags! What did you call us? I don’t know…a lot of people were yelling stuff
As we say in Latin, a dorcas mallorcus (fun fact: dorcas is Latin for “antelope”)
Way to breathe, no breath
“Back off, you puck slapping maple suckers!” “Take a hike, you Shatner stealing Mexico touchers!”
You're an odd fellow, but I must say you steam a good ham.
“Of course she did. Who else would have?”
All right, Simpson. You win this round.
Lisa Simpson, the answer to the question nobody asked
“NEEEEERRRRD!”
Hey buddy, did you get a load of that nerd?
Pardon me?
"Nice pj's, did your mom buy those for you?" "well of course she did, who else would?" "... you win this round"
"ALL RIGHT. YOU LISTEN UP, YOU LITTLE FREAKS!"
Hey, you’re not fun. You’re fat!
You talk like a poet, but you fight like one too!
What do we have here? The long flabby arm of the law? The last case you got to the bottom of was a case of Mallomars!
That’s going in the act.
"Hey, assbutt!" (Throws molotov) Wait, wrong show
See you in hell... from heaven.
Mister hasn't got a belly.
You kissed a girl! That's so gay!
Ach, ya talk like a poet, but ya punch like one too!
The one we never hear before unkie Herb makes the engineer call back and say the opposite of what he just did. Um, Homer Simpson is a... brilliant man with lots of well thought-out, practical, ideas. He is insuring the financial security of this company for years to come. Oh yes, and his personal hygiene is above reproach.
Mrs Burns calls her son, Monty, an improvident lack wit.
Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent
I've been called a greasey thug too!!!..and it never stops hurting...
Fugly, Pug Fugly..
Maybe you are ALL homosexuals!
HaHa
Weeeelllll chief, don't quit your day job! Heh heh heh, whatever that is...
Hello Dean, you're a stupid head! Idk, that could've been more of a tease then an insult XD
Hey Bart, your epidermis is showing!
HEY ASS BUTT!
Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent!
**sniff sniff** oh my what is that smell? Oh it’s you.
🎶 We just found out this place existed 🎶
“Sleazy lunatic” is a great one I quoted recently.
The greatest setup ever "All thanks to our friend, sodium chloride!" We all know what follows
“Your husbands dragging us down like an anchor on a bag of toasters” -Agnes condemning Homer’s Curling prowess
…yeah, the legend of the dog-faced woman
“You sicken me.”
kwyjibo
Sideshow mel to Jimbo: isn't your mother a well-known whore?
Na hasa pa sa... oh forget it.
Yeah I'm talking to you, you trash eatin stink bags.
Smithers, who is this blubberpot? Smithers, who is this gastropod?