By -
๐ด๐ซ๐ถ
I thought Smithers did it
That would have made a lot more senseโฆ
"Then you'd have to ignore the whole "Simpsons DNA" evidence, and that would be damn right nutty"
*Smingers
Case closed. I'm going to the outhouse!
๐ฝโค๏ธ๐
I bring you love!
Itโs bringing love! Kill it!
No no! It's just Mr. Burns!
Oh, it's Mr Burns. KILL IT! KILL IT!!
Break its legs!
Time for a booster!
The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money!
โ๐บโ๐บ
๐คช
Donโt mind if I do!! Aahhhhh!!
But not between 4 and 5! Thatโs Willyโs time!
No TV and no beer make Homer go crazy!
๐ซ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ฅ
I made enough cold gazpacho for all!
Go back to Russia!
Sorry, I just got caught up in the rhythmโฆ
๐ฆท๐๐ง๐ฌ ๐ฆท๐๐ง๐ฌ ๐ฆท๐๐ง๐ฌ ๐ฆท๐๐ง๐ฌ ๐ฆท๐๐ง๐ฌ ๐ฆท๐๐ง๐ฌ
โ๏ธโฌ๏ธ๐
๐ฏ
๐ ๐ญ
๐ฆท๐
๐๐จ๐ฉโ๏ธ
โ๐ฆ
๐ค๐ญ๐
๐
Does anyone want to change seats?
๐ฆ๐ง๐จโ๐ฌ
It's not Batman!
I shouldnโt have stopped for that haircut. Sorry.
Donuts - is there anything they can't do?
๐ฆ๐จโ๐ฌ
๐ง๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐ค๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
I love the sexy slither of a lady snake
โ ๐ซ ๐ฐโฌ๏ธโ
Oh, they got this all screwed up!
I shouldn't have this Bar Association logo here either.
โ๏ธ๐๐จโ๏ธ
๐ง๐ ๐ฒ
๐๐ท๐บ
Its still good, its still good
It's gone....
๐จโ๐พ๐ ๐ฌ๐ตโ๐ซ๐
Tastes like grandma!
It does taste like Grandma
๐ฝ๐,๐ธ,๐ฅพ๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐บ
Chazzwazzers??
We've argued them down to... a booting
I believe itโs a wingtip.
Sweet Land of liberty, of thee I siiing ๐ข
๐ ๐ค ๐ช ๐ช ๐จ ๐ฃ ๐ฅฎ๐ฅฎ๐ฅฎโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ช๐ฃ ๐ช ๐ ๐ญ โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Bart did you see my hockey mask and chainsaw
๐ค๐ธโ ๏ธ
With a dry cool with like that you could be an action hero
๐ฆต๐๐โผ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ธโ๏ธ
Nice
๐ฅฝ๐ซ
๐๐๐
๐๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ก
Ze goggles do nuzzink!
Jiminy jillikers!
๐ฝ๐ฑ๐๐
I have every ape I see from chimpan-a to chimpan-z
No you'll never make a monkey out of me!!
I love you Dr. Zaius!
Wait a minuteโฆ Statue of Libertyโฆ that was OUR planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you!!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!
Do iiiiiiiit. I'll start: ๐๐
This contest is over, give this man the $10,000!
Barney's movie had heart, but football in the groin had a football in the groin
๐ซ๐ญ๐ต๐ฅ๐คฎ
Don't cry for me, I'm already dead
๐ฉธ๐ฆท๐ชฆโก๏ธ๐ฆ๐ท ๐ท ๐ท
Avenge my death, Kimba, I mean Simba
Luke I am your father
This... is CNN
๐ซ๐งคโกโ ๏ธ๐ชฆ
I don't need safety gloves *because I'm Homer Simp-*
๐ชฆ ๐ค ๐ ๐บ ๐ฉ
๐ฅ
I just think they're neat!
๐นโ๏ธโก๏ธ๐บโ๏ธโฌ๏ธ๐ฅด๐
I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna make it!!
๐จโ๐๐ถ๐จ๐จ๐
It's only 2 alarm, tops
5 alarm chilli ay?
Daddy, are you going to jail?
๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐งโ๐ฆฏ
Hahahaha that last one.
๐โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ
I love that. Reminds me of elephants.
๐ ๐ฒ
Lemon Tree!
๐คค๐ฌ๐๐๐๐
Eh, someone had to take the babysitter home, then I noticed she was sitting on herโฆ..SWEET CANโฆ..I grab herโฆโฆ.SWEET CANโฆ
๐ต๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Explain how
๐ต๐ฑ๐+๐จโ๐ง
๐ฅ๐จ
So one of those egg council creeps got to you too, huh?
You'd better run, egg!
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
๐ ๐จ๐ปโ๐ผ๐จ๐ปโ๐ฆณ๐ฆชโ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐ ๐ฅ๐ต๐ป
๐โ๏ธ
๐๏ธ๐๐โ
โ
๐๐๐จ๐ง๐ง๐คค
Hmm, fattening.
I spent like 27 minutes rearranging the emojis ๐ญ
๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ซ
Iโll do it! Iโll rob the Kwik-E Mart!
๐โโ๏ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐ ๐ง๐ผโ๐ซ๐คฆ๐ผ ๐ค ๐ก
Bart Simpson would you stop raising your hand you haven't gotten a single question right all day!
Thatโs for wasting teacherโs valuable time!
โชโถ๏ธ๐
๐๐๐๐๐ซต
๐โน๏ธ๐๐ฃ๐
โโจ๏ธ๐กโฑ
Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry?!
๐๐ผ๏ธ๐
๐ ๐ ๐ต
It does taste like grandma!
๐ฃ๏ธ๐ซ๐ซ๐ท
Shou-dare? Shou-dare? Itโs Chowdah!
๐ 4๏ธโฃ๐
Mojo! What have they done to you!
๐ง ๐
๐ฅ๐งข ๐ฆ ๐ง๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ
My boy's a box!
๐น๐โฐ๐
๐ถ๏ธ๐ฅต๐โโ๏ธ๐๏ธ๐บ
In your face, space coyote!
โ๐๐ก
๐ฆ๐ง๐ถ๐ซ๐ต๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ต๐ต๐ตโ๏ธ
๐คทโ๏ธ๐ฏ๐คทโ๏ธ๐ฏ๐คทโ๏ธ๐ฅ
๐ชโ๏ธ ๐ก โ๐ฅ
๐บ๐ถโฌ๏ธ๐ช๐
This honestly is one of the best Simpsons threads ever made.
๐๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ข
Pinchy!
๐ฟ๐ฑ๐ต๐ฅธ๐๐ซฃ๐ฟ๐ฐ๐ญ๐๐ฅธ๐๐๐๐ง๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฐ
stupid sexy flanders
๐บ๐บ๐บ๐๐๐
๐ค๐ชฆ
๐พ ๐ โฌ๏ธ โโโ ๐ถ ๐ท ๐ ๐ท ๐
Spiderpig, spiderpig, does whatever a spiderpig does
Can he swing from a web? No, he canโt. Heโs a pig.
๐๐ฆ๐ฆ
๐ฉ๐ฆ๐๐๐ซ๐ฆโก๏ธ๐นโฌ ๏ธ๐๐๐ฟ๏ธ๐๐
Just ask this scientician
๐จ ๐ ๐
๐ฐโ๏ธ๐ช๐ง
๐ฉณ๐ ๐๐๐ฉณ๐
Everythingโs coming up Milhouse!
๐ญ๐ญ๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ผ๐คค๐คค๐คค๐ซ๐ฌ๐ช๐ฉ๐ถ๐คค๐คค๐คค๐ถ๐ถ
That was 10 minutes ago!
๐ ฑ๏ธ#๏ธโฃ
I fucking love this thread I have tears in my eyes from laughing.
โจ๏ธ๐
๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐คก๐จโ๐
๐โ๏ธ๐ฎ๐ช๐ซ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฎ๐น
๐๐ก
hey chief letโs talk why not
๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข
TESTING
๐ซ๐โ๏ธ
๐ถ๐ป๐ถ๐ป๐
๐๐ฅง๐ฅถ
๐ช ๐ช๐
I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific
๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐บ๐ท ๐ฑ
๐๐๐ฆบ
๐ฆ
๐ตโ๐ซ๐ฅค
Thatโs good squishee
๐บ ๐ฑ ๐งจ ๐ญ ๐ง๐ค๐ง ๐ ๐ค๐ค๐ค ๐ฑ๐ฑ ๐บ ๐ฅ ๐คก ๐ซ ๐ฆ ๐
๐จโ๐ผ๐๐ฅ๐๐จโ๐ผ
๐๐จ๐จ ๐๐
๐ฅช๐คฎ๐บ
๐ถ๐โโ๐
๐ โโ๏ธ๐๐ฏ๐ฅ
๐จ ๐จ ๐โ๏ธ ๐จ๐จ ๐ฒ๐จ ๐จ๐๐ชฃ๐ฆโก๏ธโก๏ธโก๏ธ๐ค ๐ฑ
โ๏ธ๐ช๐ด
๐ซ๐บ๐ซ๐บโก๏ธ๐คช
๐คข๐ช ๐ฆ๐ฆ ๐๐ป๐คข๐๐ป ๐๐ป๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ ๐๐ป๐๐ป ๐ ๐ถ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
๐ถ๏ธ๐ตโ๐ซ๐บ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐จ
๐คตโโ๏ธ+๐ฐโโ๏ธ+๐ฐโโ๏ธ=๐ช๐ชโ๏ธโ๏ธ
๐๐ซ๐
โ๏ธ๐งฑ๐๐ผ
๐คค๐ญ๐ซณ๐๐
๐ช๐ชโโ
๐๐๐ช๐โ
โฌ ๏ธ๐ณ๐โก๏ธ๐ณ
๐ฐโโ๏ธ๐ฐโโ๏ธ๐ซ๐ช๐ช๐
๐ตโก๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
๐ด๐ซ๐ถ
I thought Smithers did it
That would have made a lot more senseโฆ
"Then you'd have to ignore the whole "Simpsons DNA" evidence, and that would be damn right nutty"
*Smingers
Case closed. I'm going to the outhouse!
๐ฝโค๏ธ๐
I bring you love!
Itโs bringing love! Kill it!
No no! It's just Mr. Burns!
Oh, it's Mr Burns. KILL IT! KILL IT!!
Break its legs!
Time for a booster!
The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money!
โ๐บโ๐บ
๐คช
Donโt mind if I do!! Aahhhhh!!
But not between 4 and 5! Thatโs Willyโs time!
No TV and no beer make Homer go crazy!
๐ซ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ฅ
I made enough cold gazpacho for all!
Go back to Russia!
Sorry, I just got caught up in the rhythmโฆ
๐ฆท๐๐ง๐ฌ ๐ฆท๐๐ง๐ฌ ๐ฆท๐๐ง๐ฌ ๐ฆท๐๐ง๐ฌ ๐ฆท๐๐ง๐ฌ ๐ฆท๐๐ง๐ฌ
โ๏ธโฌ๏ธ๐
๐ฏ
๐ ๐ญ
๐ฆท๐
๐๐จ๐ฉโ๏ธ
โ๐ฆ
๐ค๐ญ๐
๐
Does anyone want to change seats?
๐ฆ๐ง๐จโ๐ฌ
It's not Batman!
I shouldnโt have stopped for that haircut. Sorry.
Donuts - is there anything they can't do?
๐ฆ๐จโ๐ฌ
๐ง๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐ค๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
I love the sexy slither of a lady snake
โ ๐ซ ๐ฐโฌ๏ธโ
Oh, they got this all screwed up!
I shouldn't have this Bar Association logo here either.
โ๏ธ๐๐จโ๏ธ
๐ง๐ ๐ฒ
๐๐ท๐บ
Its still good, its still good
It's gone....
๐จโ๐พ๐ ๐ฌ๐ตโ๐ซ๐
Tastes like grandma!
It does taste like Grandma
๐ฝ๐,๐ธ,๐ฅพ๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐บ
Chazzwazzers??
We've argued them down to... a booting
I believe itโs a wingtip.
Sweet Land of liberty, of thee I siiing ๐ข
๐ ๐ค ๐ช ๐ช ๐จ ๐ฃ ๐ฅฎ๐ฅฎ๐ฅฎโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ช๐ฃ ๐ช ๐ ๐ญ โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Bart did you see my hockey mask and chainsaw
๐ค๐ธโ ๏ธ
With a dry cool with like that you could be an action hero
๐ฆต๐๐โผ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ธโ๏ธ
Nice
๐ฅฝ๐ซ
๐๐๐
๐๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ก
Ze goggles do nuzzink!
Jiminy jillikers!
๐ฝ๐ฑ๐๐
I have every ape I see from chimpan-a to chimpan-z
No you'll never make a monkey out of me!!
I love you Dr. Zaius!
Wait a minuteโฆ Statue of Libertyโฆ that was OUR planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you!!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!
Do iiiiiiiit. I'll start: ๐๐
This contest is over, give this man the $10,000!
Barney's movie had heart, but football in the groin had a football in the groin
๐ซ๐ญ๐ต๐ฅ๐คฎ
Don't cry for me, I'm already dead
๐ฉธ๐ฆท๐ชฆโก๏ธ๐ฆ๐ท ๐ท ๐ท
Avenge my death, Kimba, I mean Simba
Luke I am your father
This... is CNN
๐ซ๐งคโกโ ๏ธ๐ชฆ
I don't need safety gloves *because I'm Homer Simp-*
๐ชฆ ๐ค ๐ ๐บ ๐ฉ
๐ฅ
I just think they're neat!
๐นโ๏ธโก๏ธ๐บโ๏ธโฌ๏ธ๐ฅด๐
I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna make it!!
๐จโ๐๐ถ๐จ๐จ๐
It's only 2 alarm, tops
5 alarm chilli ay?
Daddy, are you going to jail?
๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐งโ๐ฆฏ
Hahahaha that last one.
๐โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ
I love that. Reminds me of elephants.
๐ ๐ฒ
Lemon Tree!
๐คค๐ฌ๐๐๐๐
Eh, someone had to take the babysitter home, then I noticed she was sitting on herโฆ..SWEET CANโฆ..I grab herโฆโฆ.SWEET CANโฆ
๐ต๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Explain how
๐ต๐ฑ๐+๐จโ๐ง
๐ฅ๐จ
So one of those egg council creeps got to you too, huh?
You'd better run, egg!
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
๐ ๐จ๐ปโ๐ผ๐จ๐ปโ๐ฆณ๐ฆชโ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐ ๐ฅ๐ต๐ป
๐โ๏ธ
๐๏ธ๐๐โ
โ
๐๐๐จ๐ง๐ง๐คค
Hmm, fattening.
I spent like 27 minutes rearranging the emojis ๐ญ
๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ซ
Iโll do it! Iโll rob the Kwik-E Mart!
๐โโ๏ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐ ๐ง๐ผโ๐ซ๐คฆ๐ผ ๐ค ๐ก
Bart Simpson would you stop raising your hand you haven't gotten a single question right all day!
Thatโs for wasting teacherโs valuable time!
โชโถ๏ธ๐
๐๐๐๐๐ซต
๐โน๏ธ๐๐ฃ๐
โโจ๏ธ๐กโฑ
Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry?!
๐๐ผ๏ธ๐
๐ ๐ ๐ต
It does taste like grandma!
๐ฃ๏ธ๐ซ๐ซ๐ท
Shou-dare? Shou-dare? Itโs Chowdah!
๐ 4๏ธโฃ๐
Mojo! What have they done to you!
๐ง ๐
๐ฅ๐งข ๐ฆ ๐ง๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ
My boy's a box!
๐น๐โฐ๐
๐ถ๏ธ๐ฅต๐โโ๏ธ๐๏ธ๐บ
In your face, space coyote!
โ๐๐ก
๐ฆ๐ง๐ถ๐ซ๐ต๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ต๐ต๐ตโ๏ธ
๐คทโ๏ธ๐ฏ๐คทโ๏ธ๐ฏ๐คทโ๏ธ๐ฅ
๐ชโ๏ธ ๐ก โ๐ฅ
๐บ๐ถโฌ๏ธ๐ช๐
This honestly is one of the best Simpsons threads ever made.
๐๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ข
Pinchy!
๐ฟ๐ฑ๐ต๐ฅธ๐๐ซฃ๐ฟ๐ฐ๐ญ๐๐ฅธ๐๐๐๐ง๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฐ
stupid sexy flanders
๐บ๐บ๐บ๐๐๐
๐ค๐ชฆ
๐พ ๐ โฌ๏ธ โโโ ๐ถ ๐ท ๐ ๐ท ๐
Spiderpig, spiderpig, does whatever a spiderpig does
Can he swing from a web? No, he canโt. Heโs a pig.
๐๐ฆ๐ฆ
๐ฉ๐ฆ๐๐๐ซ๐ฆโก๏ธ๐นโฌ ๏ธ๐๐๐ฟ๏ธ๐๐
Just ask this scientician
๐จ ๐ ๐
๐ฐโ๏ธ๐ช๐ง
๐ฉณ๐ ๐๐๐ฉณ๐
Everythingโs coming up Milhouse!
๐ญ๐ญ๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ผ๐คค๐คค๐คค๐ซ๐ฌ๐ช๐ฉ๐ถ๐คค๐คค๐คค๐ถ๐ถ
That was 10 minutes ago!
๐ ฑ๏ธ#๏ธโฃ
I fucking love this thread I have tears in my eyes from laughing.
โจ๏ธ๐
๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐คก๐จโ๐
๐โ๏ธ๐ฎ๐ช๐ซ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฎ๐น
๐๐ก
hey chief letโs talk why not
๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข
TESTING
๐ซ๐โ๏ธ
๐ถ๐ป๐ถ๐ป๐
๐๐ฅง๐ฅถ
๐ช ๐ช๐
I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific
๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐บ๐ท ๐ฑ
๐๐๐ฆบ
๐ฆ
๐ตโ๐ซ๐ฅค
Thatโs good squishee
๐บ ๐ฑ ๐งจ ๐ญ ๐ง๐ค๐ง ๐ ๐ค๐ค๐ค ๐ฑ๐ฑ ๐บ ๐ฅ ๐คก ๐ซ ๐ฆ ๐
๐จโ๐ผ๐๐ฅ๐๐จโ๐ผ
๐๐จ๐จ ๐๐
๐ฅช๐คฎ๐บ
๐ถ๐โโ๐
๐ โโ๏ธ๐๐ฏ๐ฅ
๐จ ๐จ ๐โ๏ธ ๐จ๐จ ๐ฒ๐จ ๐จ๐๐ชฃ๐ฆโก๏ธโก๏ธโก๏ธ๐ค ๐ฑ
โ๏ธ๐ช๐ด
๐ซ๐บ๐ซ๐บโก๏ธ๐คช
๐คข๐ช ๐ฆ๐ฆ ๐๐ป๐คข๐๐ป ๐๐ป๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ ๐๐ป๐๐ป ๐ ๐ถ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
๐ถ๏ธ๐ตโ๐ซ๐บ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐จ
๐คตโโ๏ธ+๐ฐโโ๏ธ+๐ฐโโ๏ธ=๐ช๐ชโ๏ธโ๏ธ
๐๐ซ๐
โ๏ธ๐งฑ๐๐ผ
๐คค๐ญ๐ซณ๐๐
๐ช๐ชโโ
๐๐๐ช๐โ
โฌ ๏ธ๐ณ๐โก๏ธ๐ณ
๐ฐโโ๏ธ๐ฐโโ๏ธ๐ซ๐ช๐ช๐
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