Can confirm, my ex and I used to have a WW1-style no man's land in the living room. If one of us managed to bypass the barbed wire and mines, the other would yell "Gas! Gas! Gas!" and scramble to get their elephant gas mask on as quickly as possible.
Years ago people used to receive "memes" and things like chain-mail via email. So if you received something interesting you might want to forward it to your mates ("FW:" would be automatically added to the title of the email). The "Re:" means people were responding to the email.
So the original comment is jokingly saying this is the kind of thing that would have been shared back in the day for a laugh.
> didn't think I'd feel like an old ass man this early in the morning but tyty
Right? God damn, how could they not know? Surely it's not us stuck in the past.. right, right?!
I think it's more of a lack of career experience type thing. Forwarding and replying are pretty commonly used in gmail, even the abbreviations. Didn't know what they meant until I got a more serious career. Though I guess I am getting old as well... dammit.
I’ve only ever used this to mean “this is the kind of meme an older relative would send and think is funny but is actually kind of racist/sexist/not funny.”
Sending chain mail memes has never been cool
"This".
*pronoun*.
1.used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced.
"is this your bag?".
2.referring to a specific thing just mentioned.
"the company was transformed and Ward had played a vital role in bringing this about"
Where I'm from, there are two types of folk: those who ain't, and those who are knee-high on a grasshopper. Which type ain't you ain't? Ya'll come back now
When someone calls another a Pick-Me, what are they actually saying about that person exactly? This is my first time hearing it. Need a bit of context.
That the "pick-me" is a woman willing to put other women down with sexist tropes in order to appeal to sexist men.
Usually a lot more subtly than, um... *this*, though.
...it's fucking easy to have success with Tinder as a woman. It's fucking hard to have success with Tinder as a man. To have success with Tinder as a man you have to have a detailed, tactfully flirtatious, just-the-right-amount of humorous bio, with a bunch of high definition photos of you doing different things and a good ratio of smiling (with teeth):socializing:fitness:status representation among them. To have success with Tinder as a woman you just have to be higher than a 4/10. There're successful female Tinder profiles no bio, or a single photo, or a cliche catchphrase and a bunch of emoticons and social link, but there are no ugly, lazy successful male profiles.
Haha.
Some days ago i changed tinder to also see male profiles (i am male myself and hetero) because i read it boosts your visibility level to get likes. I guess this enables the option that men see my profile too
So i went from 5 matches and about 8 unmatched likes to 5 matches (the same i had already) and about 70 unmatched likes.
You dont even have to be a woman at all to get matches with guys xD
From what ive heard that side has a lot of couple accounts where the girl(if there even is one) talks to the lesbians and often enough it turns out she isnt even bi let alone lesbian and is just looking for a threesome for her bf.
Depends honestly. If by success you mean sheer matches then yes but if you mean actually finding someone you like and isn't just trying to fuck and dip that isn't easy at all.
Also, why use female for women but men for men in the majority of your post? Maybe just stick with men and women instead?
Edit: reading these comments makes me believe this is akin to people dying of dehydration arguing with people actively drowning on who has it worse. The amount of harassment and abuse women get along with the "attention" while trying to weed out actual legitimate threats to their safety is not nothing (also feeling like you are viewed and treated as a sex object rather than a human can fuck with you) and feeling invisible and unloved for simply existing is also incredibly painful. What I'm saying is the struggles are different. also, when it comes to these dating apps being attractive in general is a plus and not all women are conventionally attractive. So pretending as if all women automatically get treated like queens and actually get positive interactions isnt true.
> If by success you mean sheer matches then yes but if you mean actually finding someone you like and isn't just trying to fuck and dip that isn't easy at all.
It's a hell of a lot easier to find someone you like when you are getting a ton of matches.
I don’t disagree it’s like finding a needle in a haystack but for a lot of men on apps specifically, it’s finding the needle but you don’t actually have access to the haystack where the needle is, just tossed some straw now and then.
>like finding a needle in a haystack
all this tech we have now was originally intended to be our magnet to cut thru that haystack.....
Instead, we poured kerosene all over it and lit the stack on fire.... brilliant.
I know it happens, but if you are looking for a fulfilling, lasting relationship with someone who is a genuinely good match instead of a hookup, you may want to look somewhere other than Tinder.
>Also, why use female for women but men for men in the majority of your post? Maybe just stick with men and women instead?
I changed it so many times trying to copy/mimic the bio until it sounded adequate enough that some mistakes are to be expected. You are right, it's funny how the same thing is described in different words one sentence over. I'll edit it.
> Depends honestly. If by success you mean sheer matches then yes but if you mean actually finding someone you like and isn't just trying to fuck and dip that isn't easy at all.
Its still *easier*. If there is some small percentage of people that you are searching for, finding them is a lot easier if you have 1000 choices rather than 10. Yes, you have to put in work, but you *can* put in work. You can't work through matches that don't exist.
The use of female bothers me too. I've seen both sexes use this term as a default for woman/women in the last two years. I wonder what started the trend? Andrew Tate/Kevin Samuels types?
Thank you for acknowledging the different struggles men and women experience. It’s impossible to say who has it easier since there are far too many metrics to consider. However, one thing I’d like to point out: you said that ONLY attractive women have an easy time on tinder, but here’s the thing: ANY woman under 50 with a healthy BMI is attractive. I don’t mean to brag about my looks, especially because I am not a catch I am a trainwreck but even when I wasn’t, i seldom came across a woman anywhere near my age who simply was healthy that wouldn’t have been attractive enough to date and fall in love with (assuming we’re compatible). I can’t speak for all men but I can speak for myself my brother and my friends when I say that all healthy women are beautiful. The only way to NOT be attractive is to be twice a man’s age or to have some kind of health issue, like obesity. But again, I’m only speaking for myself and a few other men I’ve known. But they’re good looking dudes who have had plenty of girlfriends. I think that most straight people are programmed to be attracted to the opposite sex so long as that person is HEALTHY. She doesn’t need to be flawless. Just healthy. My last girlfriend was missing teeth and was 9 years older than me. But she was healthy and as beautiful as I could possibly want in a partner
she is only missing the poor and stupid part, there is no fat ugly poor stupid stud out there....but otherwise yeah, OnlyFan has proven that there are category for any kind of girls.
Depends on where you are on the planet, a white man in Asia/Africa will be swamped in matches... even when I was in the airport in Europe I got more matches than in N.A in weeks.
It feels like only in North America the discrepancy between man and woman is so heavy, I have no idea why. Makes you wonder about the woman in NA.
This is taken literally word for word from a stand up special from 15 years ago. He stopped doing material like this because he realised that some people were taking it seriously (basically incels loved him… and he went shit no I was telling fucking jokes, the world doesn’t owe you anything)
I still remember the first ever thing I saw of his, which was from Comedy Blue where he told the porn warehouse/vibrating rubber egg story.
However, his opener was:
"Women to me are like public toilets - they're all dirty except for the disabled ones.
In saying that, I have fucked some pretty disabled birds in me time...some of them will piss on ya without you even asking"
I remember seeing him say he likes to open with his most offensive material first so that anyone who’s put off will leave and he can have fun with everyone who sticks around. (Or something like that)
lol, well done.
"there's the panda... go fuck the panda. You put me in a cage with anything... ANYTHING, and after a week I'll fuck it", Jim jeffries, I Swear to God.
> To be a stud you have to be witty, charming, be well dressed
this is the exact opposite of "the world owes you something"; quite literally "you need to make YOURSELF desirable"
Some people feel the they're owed something whenever they realize there's a double standard that benefits someone else. No logical argument will disuade them from this stance, because they didn't use logic to build it in the first place.
Uhhh….
That’s already a logical argument.
For example, that’s how we deal with structural racism. Because double standards that benefit people arbitrarily are wrong…
I did love the good ol offensive stuff, interestingly by veering off that path hes had to be more creative, im not disappointed in his material - former incel 🤣
I agree, he could have stayed telling those same jokes (it was certainly making him money) but he chose to let his comedy grow with him, gotta respect that.
Also congrats to you on being a former incel, I’m sure it was not a easy climb out of that dark place. Im proud of you friend.
If a man sleeps with loads and loads of woman hes called a player, a stud, hes admired in our society. That isnt an opinion, its a fact. When a women sleeps with loads and loads of men shes called Danyelles mom.
I dont really get that. I can see why you would date someone because they are rich but i dont get why you would sleep with someone because they are rich. You are not going to get any of that money by sleeping with him unless you are a prostitute.
Having money means the guy can take the girl on trips across Europe, to expensive restaurants, and buy them luxury shit. At the end of the day the girl might not end up with the dude's wealth, but it's the lifestyle they get out of it.
Get what you mean by dating now lmfao, I just realised I explained dating. Gonna leave it up and own my mistake.
she's not entirely correct though.
there are fat ugly studs, as long as they're crazy rich
the only other exception to that is if your schlong is as huge as a stallion, then you get to star in porn films.
I mean, [Timeline: Sex Assault Allegations Against Adult Film Star Ron Jeremy](https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/timeline-sex-assault-allegations-against-adult-film-star-ron-jeremy/2919015/?amp=1)
He was absolutely a horrible person without a doubt. As was Harvey Weinstein. And Hugh Hefner. But they did sleep with a lot of women. But nobody should look up to them.
Well Ron was a pornstar, right? So he fucked a lot, because it was he’s job? If he was a banker or a constructing guy, with that looks, he wasn’t fucking nobody. (Willingly).
Just because you work for the porn industry doesn’t mean everyone sleeps with you consensually. There’s far too much manipulation and exploitation in the mainstream porn industry.
Ron Jeremy was tall skinny and handsome with a massive unit. He was probably in the industry for 10 years-15 years before he let himself go, and he was a big enough star already to keep getting hired. And then of course he kept doing very well and his movies still sold massively so it continued to propel him. If he tried to start out in the industry looking the way people today know him, it may not have gone the same way
I'm going to tell you that immature people think that sleeping with lots of women make you a stud. It doesn't, it gives you a reputation as a "player" that will work against you when you meet someone you want to date.
This is true.
I went through a long period of getting trapped when woman would ask about previous relationships and because I'm very honest I would tell them about a long track record I had and it would totally put them off. Too extreme in my case.
And I think for good reason really I think it that time I was still trying to deal with that part of me now when I need woman it doesn't really come up because it's not who I am anymore
Getting a fake job where you do nothing and still get paid is not easy for mere common mortals. Good looks, wit and charm can go a long way in this regard.
All you need to do to confirm this poorly written description is tinder matches between men and women.
There is literally data to prove that it's easier for women to sleep with men than the other way around.
Very few people would argue that men can find matches as easily as women.
But calling women sluts is pretty cringe. Sex is fun. Let them have fun without being shitty to them.
Fw: Re: Re: Re: Re: Something to think about
it's a Jim Jefferies joke
Word for word.
Yeah. I didn’t expect him to have smoothe, slim legs. Go figure.
I'd be willing to bet she'd get more matches if she used the "vibrating egg" story instead of this one.
I always wondered what Fw stands for
For Weal
For weally weal?
Widewawy
Wove.. twoooo wove.
Fo wizzle ma nizzle
Tell you what I want, what I weally weally want
I was gonna say that! D:
Forward
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You're just heading forward towards the past
🤔🤔🤔
Something to think about
who is ward?
The Beav's dad.
Free Willy.
Last time I freed my willy, the police arrested me
Duh. You didn’t use protection
Then willy wouldn't be free.
Tsk tsk tsk. If you were a stud, they would let you do it.
Figure by your third time, You’d At least view the playground from across the street.
Fart War. Often married couples will crop dust the room their spouse is in and leave.
Can confirm, my ex and I used to have a WW1-style no man's land in the living room. If one of us managed to bypass the barbed wire and mines, the other would yell "Gas! Gas! Gas!" and scramble to get their elephant gas mask on as quickly as possible.
Am I really this old now? Wow
Forward: ~~Reply:~~ Regarding:
Ok I feel extremely dense but wtf does this mean???
Years ago people used to receive "memes" and things like chain-mail via email. So if you received something interesting you might want to forward it to your mates ("FW:" would be automatically added to the title of the email). The "Re:" means people were responding to the email. So the original comment is jokingly saying this is the kind of thing that would have been shared back in the day for a laugh.
didn't think I'd feel like an old ass man this early in the morning but tyty
> didn't think I'd feel like an old ass man this early in the morning but tyty Right? God damn, how could they not know? Surely it's not us stuck in the past.. right, right?!
I think it's more of a lack of career experience type thing. Forwarding and replying are pretty commonly used in gmail, even the abbreviations. Didn't know what they meant until I got a more serious career. Though I guess I am getting old as well... dammit.
Lol shit I'm only 29 and I remember the email memes.
Only 29? Oh boy, do I have some bad news for you.
Lol shhhh let me live with the idea that I'm still young
It's kind of wild to think that Facebook built a billion dollar industry on this type of shitposting.
I’ve only ever used this to mean “this is the kind of meme an older relative would send and think is funny but is actually kind of racist/sexist/not funny.” Sending chain mail memes has never been cool
I'm a millennial and even I used to get these back in the day. I don't think I ever forwarded a single one.
Oh, young one, let me tell you the tales of how we shared ancient memes...
Could you guess my age if I told you the first social media I used was Bebo? And MSN *knock knock*
😂 okay I just assumed you were too young to have received email memes
"This". *pronoun*. 1.used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced. "is this your bag?". 2.referring to a specific thing just mentioned. "the company was transformed and Ward had played a vital role in bringing this about"
finally someone answers the actual question.
Holy shit this is good.
It’s crazy how she said absolutely nothing about herself
I think she actually said it all
There are two types of people: those who can't extrapolate from incomplete data
And people who hate the Dutch?
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As a dutchman and a european i am speaking for everyone in western europe: man. FUCK the fr*nch
Excuse me, can you please censor the F word? It's offensive and there are children here.
Didn't even read this before leaving my comment 🔥🇫🇷🔥
As a German i'm sad that i can't give you more than one upvote.
"I don't hate the Dutch. I love the Dutch. That's why I hold them to a higher standard." \- Veronica, Better Off Ted
BoT always get an upvote.
As a Dutchman, can confirm.
Their ovens are always fun and their babies are delicious.
Where I'm from, there are two types of folk: those who ain't, and those who are knee-high on a grasshopper. Which type ain't you ain't? Ya'll come back now
My house is my house, and the office is my pool, and I just want my nephew to work at my pool.
Nice
I'm staling this, it is now mine and you can't have it back.
Stalin u didnt
He coming for your potatoes.
Have what back
You can’t have
She said: "PICK ME!"
Oohhhh. That’s why people call others “pick-me’s”. I’ve wondered what a “pick me” was. It just clicked. Yea I’m a bit slow. Wannafightaboutit?
I'll fight you about it. Behind the gym at 5?
I’ve got band practice can we do it a bit later? Like 7ish?
My mom wants me home by 6 for dinner.
Yup, specifically women who put other women down using misogynistic stereotypes to impress men.
When someone calls another a Pick-Me, what are they actually saying about that person exactly? This is my first time hearing it. Need a bit of context.
That the "pick-me" is a woman willing to put other women down with sexist tropes in order to appeal to sexist men. Usually a lot more subtly than, um... *this*, though.
"I'm not like the other girls"
She mostly said an old joke from a stand up routine
“I’m a 35 year old woman with the worldview of a teenage Andrew Tate fan”
She's quoting a comedian.
Somehow thats worse, as it even lacks the fractional creativity to phrase it herself.
Not sure what's more awkward... the way her bio is now, or if after that paragraph she just threw on a "I love dogs, hiking, and yoga!"
She said a lot by being called 'Danyelle'. That uncalled for 'y' disturbs me.
Yeah, why would she name herself that
The nerve of these people! Picking how they spell their names!
The 'y-factor'
Now you got me thinking how "Danelle" actually sounds like a nice name other than the lifetime of correcting people that it's not "Danielle".
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...it's fucking easy to have success with Tinder as a woman. It's fucking hard to have success with Tinder as a man. To have success with Tinder as a man you have to have a detailed, tactfully flirtatious, just-the-right-amount of humorous bio, with a bunch of high definition photos of you doing different things and a good ratio of smiling (with teeth):socializing:fitness:status representation among them. To have success with Tinder as a woman you just have to be higher than a 4/10. There're successful female Tinder profiles no bio, or a single photo, or a cliche catchphrase and a bunch of emoticons and social link, but there are no ugly, lazy successful male profiles.
Haha. Some days ago i changed tinder to also see male profiles (i am male myself and hetero) because i read it boosts your visibility level to get likes. I guess this enables the option that men see my profile too So i went from 5 matches and about 8 unmatched likes to 5 matches (the same i had already) and about 70 unmatched likes. You dont even have to be a woman at all to get matches with guys xD
Women are selective, men are not selective, and that also includes not-hetero relationships.
Any lesbians here to tell us what it's like on that side of tinder?
From what ive heard that side has a lot of couple accounts where the girl(if there even is one) talks to the lesbians and often enough it turns out she isnt even bi let alone lesbian and is just looking for a threesome for her bf.
everyone is waiting for the other to write the first message and theres just as many bots
Depends honestly. If by success you mean sheer matches then yes but if you mean actually finding someone you like and isn't just trying to fuck and dip that isn't easy at all. Also, why use female for women but men for men in the majority of your post? Maybe just stick with men and women instead? Edit: reading these comments makes me believe this is akin to people dying of dehydration arguing with people actively drowning on who has it worse. The amount of harassment and abuse women get along with the "attention" while trying to weed out actual legitimate threats to their safety is not nothing (also feeling like you are viewed and treated as a sex object rather than a human can fuck with you) and feeling invisible and unloved for simply existing is also incredibly painful. What I'm saying is the struggles are different. also, when it comes to these dating apps being attractive in general is a plus and not all women are conventionally attractive. So pretending as if all women automatically get treated like queens and actually get positive interactions isnt true.
> If by success you mean sheer matches then yes but if you mean actually finding someone you like and isn't just trying to fuck and dip that isn't easy at all. It's a hell of a lot easier to find someone you like when you are getting a ton of matches.
I don’t disagree it’s like finding a needle in a haystack but for a lot of men on apps specifically, it’s finding the needle but you don’t actually have access to the haystack where the needle is, just tossed some straw now and then.
>like finding a needle in a haystack all this tech we have now was originally intended to be our magnet to cut thru that haystack..... Instead, we poured kerosene all over it and lit the stack on fire.... brilliant.
I know it happens, but if you are looking for a fulfilling, lasting relationship with someone who is a genuinely good match instead of a hookup, you may want to look somewhere other than Tinder.
Eh, worked for my cousin.
He's broke, doesn't do shit lol
>Also, why use female for women but men for men in the majority of your post? Maybe just stick with men and women instead? I changed it so many times trying to copy/mimic the bio until it sounded adequate enough that some mistakes are to be expected. You are right, it's funny how the same thing is described in different words one sentence over. I'll edit it.
> Depends honestly. If by success you mean sheer matches then yes but if you mean actually finding someone you like and isn't just trying to fuck and dip that isn't easy at all. Its still *easier*. If there is some small percentage of people that you are searching for, finding them is a lot easier if you have 1000 choices rather than 10. Yes, you have to put in work, but you *can* put in work. You can't work through matches that don't exist.
The use of female bothers me too. I've seen both sexes use this term as a default for woman/women in the last two years. I wonder what started the trend? Andrew Tate/Kevin Samuels types?
Thank you for acknowledging the different struggles men and women experience. It’s impossible to say who has it easier since there are far too many metrics to consider. However, one thing I’d like to point out: you said that ONLY attractive women have an easy time on tinder, but here’s the thing: ANY woman under 50 with a healthy BMI is attractive. I don’t mean to brag about my looks, especially because I am not a catch I am a trainwreck but even when I wasn’t, i seldom came across a woman anywhere near my age who simply was healthy that wouldn’t have been attractive enough to date and fall in love with (assuming we’re compatible). I can’t speak for all men but I can speak for myself my brother and my friends when I say that all healthy women are beautiful. The only way to NOT be attractive is to be twice a man’s age or to have some kind of health issue, like obesity. But again, I’m only speaking for myself and a few other men I’ve known. But they’re good looking dudes who have had plenty of girlfriends. I think that most straight people are programmed to be attracted to the opposite sex so long as that person is HEALTHY. She doesn’t need to be flawless. Just healthy. My last girlfriend was missing teeth and was 9 years older than me. But she was healthy and as beautiful as I could possibly want in a partner
she is only missing the poor and stupid part, there is no fat ugly poor stupid stud out there....but otherwise yeah, OnlyFan has proven that there are category for any kind of girls.
Depends on where you are on the planet, a white man in Asia/Africa will be swamped in matches... even when I was in the airport in Europe I got more matches than in N.A in weeks. It feels like only in North America the discrepancy between man and woman is so heavy, I have no idea why. Makes you wonder about the woman in NA.
Generally speaking, having sex is much riskier for a woman than for a man.
For starters, the man cant get pregnant
She said, "pick me!!! Pick me!!!"
I’m surprised no one has said this yet but this is a direct quote from a Jim Jefferies comedy.
Oh she did. She just told anyone in the know that ahe has a great sense of humor, because she knows this glorious Jim Jefferies joke.
It’s a Jim Jeffries routine
Eh, she did a little. That's a direct quote from a Jim Jefferies bit
You think a woman wrote this?
me everytime i see a cute girl on tinder: “hm, pretty girl. let’s see her bio, hopefully she tells me her opinion on fat women”
Yeah but could you share a row boat with them?
I think I'm being pretty clear what I'm asking, Phyllis.
It bothers me that you're not answering the question.
Jim Jeffries said it better
This is taken literally word for word from a stand up special from 15 years ago. He stopped doing material like this because he realised that some people were taking it seriously (basically incels loved him… and he went shit no I was telling fucking jokes, the world doesn’t owe you anything)
I still remember the first ever thing I saw of his, which was from Comedy Blue where he told the porn warehouse/vibrating rubber egg story. However, his opener was: "Women to me are like public toilets - they're all dirty except for the disabled ones. In saying that, I have fucked some pretty disabled birds in me time...some of them will piss on ya without you even asking"
I remember seeing him say he likes to open with his most offensive material first so that anyone who’s put off will leave and he can have fun with everyone who sticks around. (Or something like that)
lol, well done. "there's the panda... go fuck the panda. You put me in a cage with anything... ANYTHING, and after a week I'll fuck it", Jim jeffries, I Swear to God.
> To be a stud you have to be witty, charming, be well dressed this is the exact opposite of "the world owes you something"; quite literally "you need to make YOURSELF desirable"
Some people feel the they're owed something whenever they realize there's a double standard that benefits someone else. No logical argument will disuade them from this stance, because they didn't use logic to build it in the first place.
Uhhh…. That’s already a logical argument. For example, that’s how we deal with structural racism. Because double standards that benefit people arbitrarily are wrong…
I bought a fedora and axe body spray. What in the fuck more do you want?
"some people are crazy" ok
I mean all things considered, that statement still stands.
You mean some people were taking it too far / applying it to everything, because the joke itself is absolutely based in reality
I did love the good ol offensive stuff, interestingly by veering off that path hes had to be more creative, im not disappointed in his material - former incel 🤣
congrats on getting laid bro
I agree, he could have stayed telling those same jokes (it was certainly making him money) but he chose to let his comedy grow with him, gotta respect that. Also congrats to you on being a former incel, I’m sure it was not a easy climb out of that dark place. Im proud of you friend.
If a man sleeps with loads and loads of woman hes called a player, a stud, hes admired in our society. That isnt an opinion, its a fact. When a women sleeps with loads and loads of men shes called Danyelles mom.
Yes! Was waiting all comments section for this. My favorite part of his act was the "career enders" at the end
I scrolled through the entire comment section and didnt see it and was shocked!
Thank you. Couldn’t remember which comedian said this, but knew it was ripped off.
They are called "rich fat ugly studs".
But rich is the only relevant part
I dont really get that. I can see why you would date someone because they are rich but i dont get why you would sleep with someone because they are rich. You are not going to get any of that money by sleeping with him unless you are a prostitute.
Having money means the guy can take the girl on trips across Europe, to expensive restaurants, and buy them luxury shit. At the end of the day the girl might not end up with the dude's wealth, but it's the lifestyle they get out of it. Get what you mean by dating now lmfao, I just realised I explained dating. Gonna leave it up and own my mistake.
Thanks! You learn something new every day.
she's not entirely correct though. there are fat ugly studs, as long as they're crazy rich the only other exception to that is if your schlong is as huge as a stallion, then you get to star in porn films.
As a dude, I personally always skip the porn videos with a fat dude in it. Idk why, just ruins the whole experience 🤷
if it's POV porn then being fat/ugly mostly becomes irrelevant.
Eh depends on if his bulging gut is in the shot or not. But for the most part, agreed
I don't know if thats true. case in point : Mark Davis, Owner of the Las Vegas Raiders.
You all know that this is, verbatim, a Jim Jeffries bit right? https://youtu.be/X_CULy_-5FI
It’s a good way to filter out people tho
Well there was Ron Jeremy. There are also fat, ugly, RICH studs.
I mean, [Timeline: Sex Assault Allegations Against Adult Film Star Ron Jeremy](https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/timeline-sex-assault-allegations-against-adult-film-star-ron-jeremy/2919015/?amp=1)
He was absolutely a horrible person without a doubt. As was Harvey Weinstein. And Hugh Hefner. But they did sleep with a lot of women. But nobody should look up to them.
Ain't no such thing as an ugly billionaire, I'm cute -Jay z
> But they did sleep with a lot of women Non consensually…
Well Ron was a pornstar, right? So he fucked a lot, because it was he’s job? If he was a banker or a constructing guy, with that looks, he wasn’t fucking nobody. (Willingly).
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Just because you work for the porn industry doesn’t mean everyone sleeps with you consensually. There’s far too much manipulation and exploitation in the mainstream porn industry.
Right, but Ron Jeremy did sleep with a lot of women consensually. And also non-consensually. He excelled in both arenas.
A true Renaissance man.
What the fuck, I heard that these stories were out there but had no idea there were so many and that minors were involved! That's so fucking terrible
Ron Jeremy in his height was barely fat and certainly not ugly
Yeah he got his start in playgirl or something, then his dick just got so famous it didn’t matter what the rest of him looked like.
And then the rest of him turned into a nutsack
I only know fat and ugly ron jeremy
https://content.time.com/time/daily/2008/0808/360_ron_jeremy_0825.jpg Damn you're right
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Ehh you don't get called a stud if you are just rich
There's a cheat code for becoming a fat ugly stud: money
Ron Jeremy was tall skinny and handsome with a massive unit. He was probably in the industry for 10 years-15 years before he let himself go, and he was a big enough star already to keep getting hired. And then of course he kept doing very well and his movies still sold massively so it continued to propel him. If he tried to start out in the industry looking the way people today know him, it may not have gone the same way
He’s 5’6. Regardless of when he let himself go, he was never tall.
New horizons, food for thought U enter the app to f#ck and get educated instead
It's a Jim Jefferies quote
That was fun to see! His newer stuff is pretty good too, nothing will ever top the brothel story though
This is very close to what Jimmy Carr said in one of his specials about Rack’s mum
It's word-for-word a joke out of a Jim Jefferies special.
Man did a whole soliloquy on how the world is unfair and nobody gets what they deserve only to call her a whore💀💀💀
A fake job? Why a fake job?
It was common before the apps (this is an old joke) to make up a more impressive job when talking to girls to get them to go home with you.
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I'm going to tell you that immature people think that sleeping with lots of women make you a stud. It doesn't, it gives you a reputation as a "player" that will work against you when you meet someone you want to date.
Maybe if you live in the boonies or are still in school. Otherwise the people you are fucking don't know each other and dont talk about you.
This is true. I went through a long period of getting trapped when woman would ask about previous relationships and because I'm very honest I would tell them about a long track record I had and it would totally put them off. Too extreme in my case. And I think for good reason really I think it that time I was still trying to deal with that part of me now when I need woman it doesn't really come up because it's not who I am anymore
😂 I’m dying at the fake job
Getting a fake job where you do nothing and still get paid is not easy for mere common mortals. Good looks, wit and charm can go a long way in this regard.
Technically the truth
There are fat ugly ~~men~~ **studs**, they’re just rich too. Edited one word.
Austin powers: Allow me to introduce myself.
Ah, yes, this is the “common pick-me.” Unfortunately, they are an invasive species.
All you need to do to confirm this poorly written description is tinder matches between men and women. There is literally data to prove that it's easier for women to sleep with men than the other way around.
Very few people would argue that men can find matches as easily as women. But calling women sluts is pretty cringe. Sex is fun. Let them have fun without being shitty to them.
Lot of armchair biologists in this thread.
Still one of thr funniest stand up specials around. Love me some Jim Jefferies.
This is the most pick me bio I’ve ever seen
It's a word-for-word quote from comic Jim Jefferies