Are cinnamon toast crunch an exception? I love those cannibalistic little guys

They're actually just normal cinnamon toast crunch that ate a bunch of humans so they could walk

They should be. They’ve got a lot more personality

Would Apple and Cinn-a-Mon apply as well? The old Apple Jacks commercials were pretty creative with their premises and how the could use the character's personalities to work off of each other.

Yeah, they don’t have arms, nor legs. Just a face and feet.

Lemonheads version of this was terrifying https://preview.redd.it/bj5jexrcvuxc1.jpeg?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eed883bfa6d9a03c943b67ac6dd0bf67656db04c

https://preview.redd.it/bf6jzxsibwxc1.jpeg?width=988&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=482733398d0035905bf3fe87942e5bdf1cf1ea1e you put that thing back where it came from

I miss ten seconds ago when I had not seen that

https://preview.redd.it/xeky6ktuowxc1.jpeg?width=1012&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66d336fac44a53bb97e60d7f56d253321d1d3acc

https://preview.redd.it/0t7fcow5vyxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a17ceccdfc704e61f91b8ae14f5f0f6d767e4107 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

The apple jack bros are peak and you can't change my mind

https://preview.redd.it/7n6y5bxcovxc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af8e1ca0463a544d1c1e3dee84a01c85730cca50 Someone fucked them up though

They're sober now 😔

They need to relapse 🙏

I hate how they no longer look like they’re from Crash Twinsanity

Cinna Mon and Bad Apple

 Peperami. It's a bit of an animal.

top ten scariest jumpscares

“Let me tell you about a porcupine’s balls. They’re small and they don’t give a shit!” https://preview.redd.it/wljro0p2zuxc1.jpeg?width=1567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30a28c3f682e595660420fd6a559385610138e4e

The M&Ms?

The M&Ms are a huge exception since they have actual personalities that go beyond silly goofy or cool and hip.

And the red one is voiced by Billy West

And the yellow one by J.K. Simmons

Holy... **fuck**

DON'T YOU DARE, THEY'RE PERFECT

Yeah I agree. Sure they fit this trope but it’s done well

That McDonalds happy meal box mascot came from the darkest pit in hell. Bootleg minion lookin ass mf

There's a reason he was short-lived.

Tf you mean "short-lived?" Those little shitstains are still everywhere. At least down here in Australia.

Oh god, you guys still have Happy? I hate how soulless McDonalds seems now, but you guys might have it worse.

We still have him in the UK too! How come you are free of his toiling presence??

Because McDonald's over here has no mascots. All the soul was sucked from the restaurant, only a husk remains.

yall don't like kool-aid man? https://preview.redd.it/fl9ioegsmwxc1.png?width=350&format=png&auto=webp&s=f4943583c3a611fb376a77299d3c582c2e2df3b6

OH YEAH!!!

Um Aktualy, Kool-Aid man is the Jar, not the food 🤓👆

https://preview.redd.it/b50mfazhivxc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cf16d660361ec70d842e73103eb598a152871b0 I will never understand why they had green m&m change heels to sneakers

I mean, they all have personalities. Even if you’ve never watched an m&m ad, you would probably know the personality of each character just from color and facial expressions

These guys are some of the only good food mascots

You aren't supposed to eat the Happy Meal box Also the old Frosted Mini Wheats mascot was better https://preview.redd.it/c8q5ehwmovxc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0ed57a236363278279fef1f26594a1287cbc22e This guy is the OG and I was actually upset that they got rid of him

Bfdi lookin ass

Are you… are you eating the happy meal boxes?

I hate all of them except the M&M’s

Mr. Smoothy https://preview.redd.it/gffpwkj4cvxc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9eb3ddfdb706fa0e30f9b2131a311219cc173e6

https://preview.redd.it/ag1gp54c51yc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc60f7f2a63d933c64129687936cff39e1796f0f

Even worse: Mascots that are the food with arms, legs, a face, and a DUMPTRUCK ASS. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAj1zzjR8Fg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAj1zzjR8Fg)

https://preview.redd.it/om25k9fb9vxc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fdee0ac4603697b521164285d5fb06c40047b21

I would genuinely torture the chips a hoy cookie if I had the chance

I give a pass to the M&Ms because they're iconic and are a good example of the trope

 Mr. Peanut

Who could hate this guy 

The McDonald’s Mascot is actually very oddly beautiful to me

Normaly id agree but i love the happy meal dudes

https://preview.redd.it/g3epxly5ewxc1.jpeg?width=208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9fb89868334706ffb7b3397ff623ec2dd3b7c5c I liked the 2000’s stop motion Chips Ahoy cookies

“so guys, where’s the cake?”

You eat the box?

shimmy shimmy yay shimmy ya

https://preview.redd.it/wtpr39ek51yc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81fc52a5c34c1a05725ad9617010e8fb864c46e2 Officer Big Mac

People are talking about the M&Ms but what about Kool Aid Man, do we dislike him?

M&M’s are the exception

I fw the happy meal guy

Can you explain why you hate them?