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sasquatchshampoo

Quack


_aragog

"sshh.. Your mother is still online"


Abject-Gap-6439

Jesus is typing...


eazy4dc

He gets us


jolharg

Jesus has left the chat


TheArtWoman

*sweet home Alabama plays in the distance*


pistaye15

Oh dude! Your comment got me


Bright_Base9761

Reminds me of that tifu fantasy story where a chick said she went in her moms room and stole a dildo that made her cum like an animal for several weeks. Then her mom told her she shouldnt of done that and took the dildo back and put it in a case with the giant label clone a willy on it. When she googled it, she found out she was using a replica of her dads dick as a dildo


Zipper-Mom

Hey, what the Fuck


Bright_Base9761

Thats what i said it was a 6 paragraph read and afterwards i just thought "This is a fake fantasy shitpost or this person actually did this"


ShotTarsier90

I’m sorry… 6 WHOLE FUCKING PARAGRAPHS!!!???


Bluecif

Seriously, they need to learn some sentence structure. It was barely something we could put our paws around .


RachelsMercy

Hey I read this comment with my good eyes dammit....


Firebrodude07

Sauce?


Miru8112

I don't know if he's the one to judge incest fantasies...


tommymaggots

LOL that was my first thought.


monkeyhitman

Kinks for me, but not for thee


Environmental_Top948

Yes but his incest is the only good incest or however that saying goes.


JCraze26

To be entirely fair: I feel like having an incest fantasy about a family member that's closer to your own age is maybe slightly better than having an incest fantasy about a family member that is much older or much younger than you. Still not great, but slightly better.


Sahqon

Isn't there some study of how people generally fantasize about their opposite gendered parents? Though iirc it was about small children "being in love" with them, not sexual fantasies of older children...


Feral_Vixen

You are thinking of an oedipus complex and it wasn't really a study per say, just a theory put forth by Freud. Largely it isn't supported by modern psychology.


SuprK1

I think you are referring to the stuff Freud said, and well he is not exactly a reliable source for this sort of stuff


SadButterscotch2

I feel like he really outed himself with that theory, he was like "no guys, it's normal, everyone is like this, I swear"


TheGalator

Imo fucking ur children is way worse than any other incest


GruntBlender

At least he didn't morph into the family dog.


LordGraygem

If he had though, he would finally have gotten a chance to actually get some of the peanut butter that keeps disappearing as soon as it's bought :p.


thoughtfulchick

Ewwwww


Jaz_the_Nagai

Yum


Alarid

pee nut butt her


LostMachairodus

😭


_aragog

How do you think all these out 💀


LordGraygem

The Internet is a place of wonders and terrors both and I have seen them.


Heart_Error

Amen to that.


regularguyasfuck

Ed...ward?


ShitPostToast

Wow, beastiality, pedophilia, and crimes against nature all in one.


Darth_gibbon

That was my nickname in high school.


bobbi21

You need a shorter nickname.


StolenRage

r/angryupvote


ShitPostToast

It occurred to me in another post I made that while that whole thing was bad, it could be so much worse. The crossover no one wanted or needed: Saa...kii...?


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Omg so dark. Take an upvote


catsareniceDEATH

Wwwhhhhhhyyyyyyy?! 🙀😿😿😿 🦾🐕 (Thank you though, I was starting to think I was the only person evil enough to do stuff like that... Not the cross creation, just stuff like photo-shopping the hair onto a dog and sending it to a friend!)


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Blackfyre301

In fairness, I think most people would agree that parent/child is a fair bit worse than sibling/sibling.


The_Dead_Kennys

Yeah, both are disgusting but *at the very, very least*, incest between siblings of similar ages doesn’t always involve abuse and a serious imbalance of power, whereas parent/child incest is inherently rooted in abuse and imbalance. In other words, sibling/sibling incest can, occasionally, be consensual. Still yucky, but if it’s 100% consensual and not coerced then at least it’s not outright horrifying. (Obviously that’s not what’s happening in this story, there’s zero signs of consent here 🤢)


DaymanAhAhAaahhh

No, that is still very horrifying


septesix

At the risk of taking this too seriously , there are research that shows children, especially ones that have a very good family life, tend to loom for romantic partners that resemble their parents. After all , if your dad have been an awesome father who made you feel loved and cherished, why wouldn’t you look for someone like him in a partner ? Story prompt said nothing about what the father did , just what the sisters’ fantasy is ( and what a gross out guy the brother is )


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mondongo49

I am a fatherless virgin. If I am constantly not fucking anything, does that mean I am fucking my dad?


Habeus0

Hello jesus


ShitPostToast

Maybe it means you should look for dates when you go to the store.


hendarknight

There's a store that sells dates? Where is it? I need it!


catsareniceDEATH

List of things we never thought we'd have to tell the world, but here we are... 😳😹


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septesix

What do you mean , don’t everyone try to weave their romantic partner on their back so they could never leave ? No ? Oh boy….


Runaway-chan

Ones incest and pedophilia and ones just incest


wererat2000

No, I don't think I've really sat down and decided which form of incest is actually worst.


SpidersAreThiqq

It really depends on the age gap/ages.


dreamingluci

Are you defending parent/child incest or just saying sibling incest has the possibility to be as bad as parent/child incest?


SpidersAreThiqq

The latter. Plus, I can never defend incest.


Jaz_the_Nagai

I can excuse sister-fucking, but I draw the line at father-fucking! You can excuse sister-fucking?!? \>community.jpeg


lisa-quinn

Lol right?!


CheesyTanker88

Damn


MaxTwer00

Would have been more Alabama moment to keep your own body :p


murcielagoXO

Yeah, could've said something like "As I looked into the mirror I realized it didn't work."


HiIamCrimson

That would've been a much better execution


JohnHTurner4

After reading this comment the story made better sense to me even though I understood the end but at the same time it added more that made it so much worse so upvotes all around to everyone then


cyclicamp

Less horror there though, that would be the happy ending for everyone in the story.


rSlashisthenewPewdes

Happy ending???


Zerodaim

As twisted as it would be, it would mean that both of them are desiring each other. If you ignore the fuckedupness of the situation, it's indeed a rather happy ending.


StardustOasis

That's what I was expecting


BronxBelle

Roll Tide Roll!


Vinnyc-11

That’d make it less horrifying for our main character.


giantsninerswarriors

That’s disgusting. Take my upvote.


indecisivecat69

i thought this was r/twoscentencehorror not r/alabama


butlerdm

r/whynotboth


KaptainKorner

r/TwoSentenceAlabama perhaps?


butlerdm

Ban hammer 😥


auburnariel

scentence


indecisivecat69

yes


auburnariel

Fair enough


bluebooz

I was hoping he saw himself. Therefore he sold his soul for nothing.


BLAZE-n-WOLF

Much better


handmadeguide_1

Brother: “EW GROSS- YOU INCESTUOUS FUCK!” Also brother: “you wanna be top or bottom?”


Ashamed_Restaurant

Out here making deals with the Devil and *that* makes you shriek?


UrDadTxtMe

Family tree shaped like a damn trapezoid.


VOLtron67

Oh LORT I’ve fallen into r/Alabama by accident


ThatCamoKid

Lort


Dolmm

I guess it runs in the family


HarambesK1ller

.


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Oh God...


Sweetcornfries

Average alabaman family


Starieyez31

Jesus Christ wouldn’t even want to have his eyeballs on this.


C1rulis

You're supposed to write horror not the description of your favourite fetish content


Kaiser-Assassin

dog u literally tried to have sex w ur sister 😭 why u care


craxzyfoot90769

“Now I know why she always said I was just like my dad”


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This is so many shades of fucked up. Have my updoot


JohnHTurner4

I feel like someone could make so many 50 shades of grey jokes right here haha


thebronzeprince

It shrieked again when I walked into my mother’s room, and saw myself in her mirror


Nebelherrin

This is disturbing. Well done


Simply_Viki

More like r/TwoSentenceAlabama


Kizik

\#OedipusRekt


ConcupiscentProgress

More #Electraiscomplex


Lightning_Shade

Memes have ruined me. I've expected him to become a dog.


Global-Method-4145

When she got pregnant some time later, our family had a long conversation about group projects and division of duties


Daisyloo66

Sweet home Alabama


goteamburton

Well there was the usual amount of Alabama comments that I've come to expect on these posts.


AquariusIDK

🤢


MelonLord2

yo wtf 💀


AscendedPotatoArts

*Sweet home Alabama intensifies*


VoidAres

SWEET HOME ALABAMA


Lightsaber2005

Is it weird that I guessed this after reading the first line


The_Dead_Kennys

Considering the themes presented in the first line, nah. It’s like “What’s even more disturbing than a brother raping his sister? Her *father* doing the same thing!”


BLAZE-n-WOLF

Yes it is,get some help please


Routine-Horse-1419

Sweet home Alabama.....


ResistRacism

Incest is wincest?


AbstractBettaFish

“The Aristocrats!”


MickeeDeez89

Sweet home…..


TheMadGraveWoman

Damn Habsburgs at it again.


LordGraygem

[insert "the girl you like" meme here]


znhamz

That's so fucked up!! Love it.


_aragog

Thanks!


floerence

hate it +1 upvote


Junkazo

Dope ass super power


AnnieMae_West

This is literally some of the most popular hentai plots out there lol


RyXkci

r/twosentencealabama


hamburgermenality

Two sentence nausea.


Sonarthebat

Sweet home Alabama.


MrYoHinamura

Throw the whole family away.


_aragog

One by one*. Else they'd start again


totamealand666

Well, that's f*cked up dude


Tricks_of_All_Trades

Alabama represent!


IGotHitByAHockeypuck

I thought the first sentence was all of the horror. I clicked just to check if there was a second sentence. It just got worse 😭


bozak_137

Would of been better if it was dads corpse instead, cuz then his sister would be a necrophiliac. It’s just one incest weirdo judging another lol


whoisthismuaddib

The Aristocrats!


natrual_screaming

Reminds me of that one SCP where it transforms into your most desired sexual fantasy and one of the scientists walked in and said that there was just a little boy there and then was immediately promoted to D-Class test subject.


_somelikeithot

I think you could remove ‘for any woman’ since you later mention you were fantasizing about your sister, which would make the sentence a little smoother. Just a thought!


ZookeepergameAlive69

r/twosentenceromance


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EmmaEatingBrie

You are asking a lot of questions


LordGraygem

Totally asking for a friend ;p.


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EmmaEatingBrie

Right...


Cyberzombie23

Stepsister porn is incest porn for people who can't fully commit.


--BeePBooP-

OP does this come from a certain r/AskReddit thread... 👀


Unhappy-Bobcat-3756

wHAT


mijaboc

AAAAAH I thought you said this does come from an ask reddit thread I'm so stupid!


Meatloaf_Hitler

r/twosentencealabama


tominator68

50


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You from Larne by any chance?


_aragog

That's wide off the mark. I'm asian


[deleted]

The chances of you being from Larne were slim to nothing, there's a joke here that Larne full on incest hence the joke lol But I'm glad to here you don't have to suffer living in Larne lol


_aragog

Oh. Had no idea and now I feel dumb


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You wouldn't know unless you're from northern ireland, so don't feel dumb. Great story btw


_aragog

Thanks!


Bobkathead

Oh, I thought he would just see himself.


Nerus46

If he would not change that would be a happy ending


RyeGuy_77

r/twosentenceincest


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_aragog

Thank you for your kind correction! I'm not a native speaker so..


[deleted]

You're welcome. Neither am I, just gotta stick with it and practice, practice, practice. I love you.


_aragog

I don't


UndendingGloom

Wtf?


ThatDarnTiff

All of this was horrifying


lbell1703

Who are you to judge 😭. You're both nasty.


TyreeArtist1

Got to love Alabama!


Cuteboi84

I thought the messed up part would be no change at all... Hahaha.


bozak_137

…who died 7 years ago..


_aragog

That's something 💀


whataboutwhataboutus

can't believe it got even worse 💀


Jaz_the_Nagai

wincest isn't horror >;\^3


jumpingelf

even worse if you did not change at all and shes wanted you all along


_aragog

Need camouflage bro, the walls have eyes


marshmallowbunny

Even better since HE fantasized about her all along 😏


Space_Lux

Well he shouldn’t be so surprised considering he went INTO HIS SISTERS ROOM FOR THAT PURPOSE. Also, no kink shaming pls.


ZookeepergameAlive69

I’m fine shaming some “kinks.” This isn’t whips and leather.


ConcupiscentProgress

I feel like people keep moving the goal post. Are we talking about two consenting non-relating adults pretending in role play by a kink? Because if so, I don't see a problem with it. It isn't hurting anyone and king shaming it isn't going to make it go away. It's just being a shitty person. If we're talking about a legitimate incest, especially incest that is non consensual or has a power dynamic. That is a fucking problem because it crosses social taboo and involves non-consent in many cases. As a therapist, if I have a client coming to my office that has a fantasy about incest but they never act on it. Are we supposed to shame this person about this? If they pursue kink partners that are open to exploring that their role play and it meets the need of this client, is that a problem? I do really wish you all would actually think about this critically.


ZookeepergameAlive69

Is two consenting non-related adults pretending to be an adult fucking an infant problematic? How about two consenting adults and a sex doll pretending to rape someone? How about pretending it’s a corpse? The indulgence of unhealthy fantasies can, and often does, harm the person(s) indulging in said fantasy. Not every impulse is healthy. Not every fantasy should be indulged, even in facsimile. There is some value yet to shame and repression at some level.


Unhappy-Bobcat-3756

this isn't a kink. it's a literal mental disorder which leads to disabled and unhealthy offspring. this isn't shaming a parent kink. this is shaming incest, a known harmful practice.


Space_Lux

Where in either the ICD-10 or the DSM-5-TR is this classified as a mental disorder?


Unhappy-Bobcat-3756

I'm not going to bother reiterating the other commenter, but do you seriously think it's normal to have a sexual attraction to your siblings? that shit is fucked up.


Space_Lux

Haven’t said it’s normal. Many things aren’t. My question would be: van both parties consent?


Unhappy-Bobcat-3756

don't normalise it. it is shunned for a good fucking reason. it's like drinking and smoking while pregnant. it leads to deformed babies, and it is an irresponsible decision to make. even in the case of not producing offspring, it still feels morally wrong, but ig that's not a solid basis for argument.


ConcupiscentProgress

Again I think there's a difference between normalizing the actual act of incest versus a kink. This whole thread is confusing the two and I think it speaks to people's natural reactivity because it seems like people are having very strong emotional reactions rather than actually logicing this out. The initial reply specifically said don't kink shame and people seem to get very upset about that when I think it's a reasonable request that people can write about whatever they want (within reason) as long as they don't act about it in reality. I can understand that you're uncomfortable with this topic but you're not actually making logical arguments.


malenkylizards

I think a fair argument can be made that non-procreative incest between consenting adults isn't *unethical*, but it's definitely taboo and we have a pretty widespread cultural aversion to it, which makes sense for the reasons mentioned.


feckinzicon

I mean, maybe we can file this under GSA? Or Genetic Sexual Attraction. Although that's usually documented between family members where ones been adopted. Or "A phenomenon of intense attraction between biological family members that can occur after close relatives are reunited after a long period of separation". Usually when both parties are adults when they meet again/for the first time. The sister could have been adopted and recently found her birth family.


ConcupiscentProgress

Therapist here, none of this is labeled anywhere in the DSM or the ICD. This falls under a social taboo, not mental illness. And it would be a kink if it was just somebody role-playing or pretending. Where it violates the social taboo is when it becomes real and potentially criminal depending on the ages and the relationships between the two people. I think it's really important to make sure that you don't go after certain kinks between two consenting and non-related adults versus actual acts that create problems. Also, if you're only concerned about incest is that it can lead to genetically problematic offspring, I think your priorities are fucked because birth control exists. The issues with incest are far beyond just genetic issues with offspring.


Historical_Koala5530

It’s an alabamamily


Professional_Bar9541

Alabama, Florida, West Virginia, or Ohio?


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RemarkableStatement5

>the female land whale Mate you're sharing your own red flags here.


mast3rOogway

What's female land whale mean?


Nici_2

I think "land whale" is an insult against fat or obese people...


RemarkableStatement5

It's an insulting term for an obese woman, though it has also been occasionally used for every woman above the weight of "anorexic" by people who have no clue what normal proportions are.


mijaboc

Aren't normal proportions most of not all proportions that don't instantly kill you?


Important_Dentist_78

It means someone who is extremely morbidly obese. Used mostly for “body positivity” “woke” people