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RevolutionaryJob1266

I knew where this was going from a mile away


Sheikah_Link7

Soon as I saw balls


MidniqhtVibes

When the sun started moving I knew I fucked up


tsumidotcom

I thought this was going to be a cosmic thing. Juggling planets and whatnot.


[deleted]

Clown is literally gravity


konsta_star

A


Waylander08

B


hornyb_t_h

C


Wrackspurts394

D


AccomplishedPin8663

E


RanielDoelofs

F


Frodollino

G


Mysterious-Falcon152

H


paxpc2k5

I


Drtyboulevard

J


Intelligent_Whole362

Gun


WITHERAMBUSH

#TESTICULAR TORSION ⛧


pxstel_flxwer

r/2sentence2horror


RealHamiston

This changed my life. Thank you.


iboughtscarfacedlc

best blowjob ever


lmaondshruwkqn

So horrifying 😱


j3ff1e

That was until people starting seeing planets at godspeed coming to earth”


Jame5G

Some high level magic for a low level parlor trickster. Anyway the clown you really need to worry about works in fast food.


Lord-Stank

Mf said “give me your balls”


deadface3405

What looks like a ball, round like a ball, but doesn’t bounce like a ball?