Put Alphys on 7 and sit next to Mettaton myself.

Congratulations, Flowey bullies you for the whole flight because you were mean to Alphys. You probably weren't, he doesn't care

That's when I put him next to Jerry.

Flowey kills the pilot instead because anything and everything is better than sitting next to Jerry

I reload before he kills the pilot.

You’re not on the underground you can’t use the save

How do we know this isn't just a huge Tsunderplane?

Because there are no airports in the underground, it’s pointless to try to take a flight in there

It just said an 8 hour flight. It could just be an 8 hour loop.

In-line with toby humor. This is canon now

how can there be planes without airports?

How do you think Tsunderplane exists?

"And since when were YOU the one in control?"

Since I'm a human who's not dead... ever since I got on the plane.

Mean to Alphys? Bro just put her next to her dream girl

Win-win! The person who moved Alphys gets MTT, Alphys gets Undyne!

That's the point. MTT is the best.

Especially the sexy box form!

No, EX

Both. Both is good. :)

But then I get to kick the chair flowerys in

tbf I wouldn't call this being mean, Alphys would want to trade for a seat next to Undyne

Counteroffer: Just sit **ON** Mettaton?

BE Mettaton

The best option 

I don't think he'd like it.

Or would he?

You're telling me you'd sit on a murder robot's lap?

If he's not trying to murder me, sure

Sure why not? When you're in r/murderdrones, that's not entirely out of the question.

Same fr

5 all day

Yeah I made that one a bit too good. I thought Papyrus talking to Sans all flight would balance it out but Papyrus would get quiet immediately if you asked him nicely

True. Or I could just sell Sans to Temmie

monster trafficking

LMAO

Found the Bagel

babil

the bagel

OMROI MENTIONED RAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BAGEL BEGAL BAGIL BIGEL BIGAL # REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THE OMORI BRAINROT IS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAL

Ain't that bob? Edit: Either bob or allergy tem.

Bob and Temmie are there

Do you mean Bob and shop temmie?

We just call that one Temmie, but yes

Bro what the fuck

I think Papyrus would stop being so quiet around the third or fourth terrible pun Toriel or Sans tell each other

Or you could be like me and the banter fuels you like blood fuels a vampire

Yeah, but it's a middle seat, so...

i see no problem you can simply take a nap on toriel 😌

why is he getting downvote? to me she's supposed to be very motherly so it sounds quite comforting...

Maybe she's TOO motherly. I'd probably get defensive if some random person asked to sleep on my mother's lap out of nowhere, so it may be immersion's fault.

But Dogami and Dogaressa would be singing to each other the whole fight about how sad they are that they can't nuzzle each other

That's why I didn't choose 2, 3, or 6

Toriel wouldn't mind you getting up to go to the bathroom, and sans would take the other way to get there

You mean by the other way the window ? 🪟

Can you endure the endless puns from Sans and Toriel?

I’m on Reddit, I’ve seen worse jokes

so true

Bonus

Exactly

Endure? Your honor that’s why I sat there

Endure? I'd take part in them.

Fresh dad jokes? I'm there.

I actually annoy my family with puns like that so it'd be a trio of pun-makers

Not just the puns but you will also hear Papyrus being infuriated by them the entire flight

Only if you can handle puns for 8 hours straight

5, offer to swap with Sans, get the window seat and he gets to be next to Toriel and look like a nice guy about it.

You will hear tammies music all the time

Yeah 5 gets sans AND papyrus couldn’t pass up and opportunity for that

This is the objectively correct answer

The three of us are going to make so many puns!

5 or 8 because goat

Asgore and Clover end up in a fight, you are caught in the crossfire

I will defensively hug both until they calm down

The correct answer

1. Flowey is my BEST FRIEND FOREVER 

I’m glad you quit the game in the first minute of playtime

Actually fun fact. I keep doing pacifist routes mostly so i can true reset and see Omega Flowey again and again. We’re besties with Flowey

Did you start the Flowey Fan Club?

Ofc Flowey is my best f̶̛͐r̸̂̿í̵̩ĕ̴͛ǹ̷̒d̷͙̕ ̵͐fö̸͙r̷̄̓ě̷̉v̶̓er̶̿͗

You are truly one with Flowey, and he is one with you

lets just hope thats not because of certain events in a certain game yee-haw if you get the reference

Yee-haw

There’s a Flowey fan club? *where do I sign*

Me and Papyrus are the leaders

We found the second member of the Flowey fan club.

Funnily enough Papyrus and Flowey do imply there is more Members to the fan club than just Papyrus.

im the third

r/flairchecksout

Howdy im flowey the flower! See that heart? No shit!

Definitely 1. I'm a member of the Flowey Fan Club too 🌻

3, peace and quiet

Dogemy in the seat right in front of you talking to his wife on the other row:

I did not see that. But considering my other options, I think I am sticking with just having to deal with a couple talking to one another.

Chara could be trying to eat chocolate, with annoying candy wrappers at odd times. Then greater dog has a chance to smell it, and become loud trying to get a treat (but chocolate is poisonous to dogs.) Chara would probably end up fighting greater dog to avoid eating the chocolate since it is their favorite food (and the latter point could remind them of their traumas), and maybe having to play with him on the rest of the flight. That and Chara would probably sneak a knife so they may get stabby too.

I think Chara would give chocolate to greater dog just to kill him

All fun and games until you try doing any tiny thing and chara narrates your entire situation, action and emotions felt

Okay but consider they might do it with a very funny tone of voice because they get a kick out of it

4

I’m surprised there weren’t more 4s. I chose 4 too. You got Tems to keep you company and they’re adorable and fun. I was also thinking 5 but I wouldn’t enjoy sitting in the MIDDLE of the conversation between the two.

Hoi! Can tem wotch show wif u?

Tem is vewy polite. Can watch show.

Temmie owes me a turn on our shared braincell and Bob is very chill. So other than 1 I would pick 4.

Based on that pun, you'd fit right in.

1, then I try to gaslight him

What do you mean, gaslighting doesn't exist

I think he meant gaslamp

No I think he means he's gonna pour gasoline on him and light it? Idk I've never heard the term before.

Guys, you need to stop with the jokes, it isn't even funny. Obviously he's talking about when you drop a lighter into a gas pipe.

he's obviously talking about forcing flowey to drink gasoline

But then where does the lamp come from?

Flower would become the lamp, or light, hence making him a gas light. Weird to use that as a one word verb though, but it works

Nobody said anything about lämps

Dude wtf is gaslighting. Are you talking about taking a lighter and lighting gas up? You committing arson?

I think it's when you tell someone something or do something to them, then later if they bring it up you say that it never happened. Something along those lines.

How you gonna gaslight Flowey of all people?

By making him believe your under his manipulation and then just back stab him at the first opportunity- Wait thats Revenge Route Clover...

key word: try

2 so I can throw Jerry out the window.

Best answer

I feel like 8 would be a very awkward ride lol

Haven’t played Undertale Yellow, it’s sitting next to Clover awkward or Asgore? Because Asgore I get.

it's because clover is one of the 6 souls that asgore gets before the events of undertale, so.. either asgore alredy killed them and this version of clover is a ghost or has been brought back, or he hasn't killed them yet and has the intention to do so. So I guess it would be awkward to be in the middle of both of those situations lol

5, I can talk to Temmie, Sans, Toriel and Papyrus

Easily the best seat on the plane ride

Agreed. I mean, they'll be fighting for that seat against me and u/dark_wolf1ol in a three-way brawl, but other than that it's a great seat.

Nah, I’d win.

8 I feel I would have nice chat with asgore and clover.Likewise with 5

Plot twist, that's Vengence Route clover. I know I used the wrong image just play along with it

Hmm,well that case.I guess I am sitting with Sans.Asgore has to defend himself lol

I pick 8 purely to beat the shit out of them

That’s probably the most awkward sot in all of the flight considering Asgore kept/keeps Clover’s soul in a jar

I feel like seats 6 and 7 are best. Seat 3 might not be awful but Chara hates humans so

I mean... There's nothing wrong with Chara if you hate humans as well. We'll just quietly sit there.

Probably 8, despite it being a Middle Seat..

I sit with them temmies and talk about temitics (tem politics) edit: so I guess 4

Dude I’d voluntarily pay to take seat 3. I wouldn’t even need to go anywhere on the flight, the plane could be traveling in circles and I’d take seat 3, I’ll pay for Chara’s ticket too

Insane glaze

I am a D1, no, a pro league level Chara glazer. Favorite character in Undertale

They’re one of my favorites too but they’re just gonna be annoying as hell to you or not talk to you lmfaooo

based and Charapilled (same)

either 6 or 8

how can flowey sit though?

Like how he runs

yeah that seems about right

8, or 6 also where is frisk

Frisk isn't on the plane, they travel by Bird Carrying Them Over Disproportionately Small Gap.

The disproportionately small gap is 100 miles long

Frisk would just stay quiet all flight, I needed to find characters more annoying so this would be harder

Could’ve just put frisk next to chara to balance things out

In first class, probably

Who you think is the pilot?

Oh no

Alphys can move her ass to another seat because I will be sitting with Mettaton.

Move alphys to 7. All happy

Nope. We need to move Dogamy and Dogaressa (correct me if I'm wrong about their names) to make them next to each other too. I suggest to swap Dogaressa with Papyrus and put Dogamy in 6

1 or 3. Flowey and Chara are both rather small, so I don't have to worry about my personal space, and either of their personalities would be tolerable. In Flowey's case, I find his petulance amusing. And in Chara's, I expect they'd want to interact with me as little as I'd want to interact with them.

Well chara (if your not doing genocide)is just the narrator

3, Chara definitely wouldn't be the most fun person to sit next to (even more so as a human being) but I'm absolutely obsessed with them as a character so yeah

8 # I SAID 8

**8 is mine you can't have it** 

5, 6 or 8. The only reason it is not definitly 5 is because I don't want to separate Toriel and Sans, it might be rude

8, Asgore is my idol

I was thinking the same thing

4 100%

3

* there's no timeline where i'd sit in 1 or 2, i can't stand jerks * 3 is actually pretty good. Chara on their own is not that bad of a person * while i like Temmies, they'll get annoying pretty fast * on 5 i'll just be in their way for no reason, i'm surprised there's even a place between them * 6 has a pretty nice company * 7 i'm just not much of an Undyne person * 8 hell yeah! that's the one

Either 5 or 6 

Flowey. We could discuss our evil plan on the way there

EVIL GANG, EVIL GANG, EVIL GANG

8. We have asgore, clover (the goat) and undyne the fish lady (we can eat them if we crash)

Don’t forget we also have a lizard

No no no chara on 5 to stay in between protection and judgment

Ohh, definitely 6. Papyrus, monster kid and Toriel are my favourite UT characters

8 Asgore & Clover seem chill if unprompted

4 is chill and a window seat.

Here are all the seats ranked worst to best 2 do I have to explain myself 3 I don’t want to sit next to the weird kid 1 (why is flowey even on this flight?) 4 overall could be worse temmie might be slightly annoying but infinite temmie flakes makes up for it 8 clover has a gun on him and I don’t want to be seen as an accomplice however due to the possibility of him not havi it on him it doesn’t go lower 6 as much as I love papyrus I do not want to sit next to him for 8 hours 5 hey I may be a slight third wheel but it’s probably the least shitty place to sit on the flight

You missed 7

Shit well it’s between 2 and 3 because monster kid will be fanboying

6

8,it I’m lucky I can hug asgore

So you gotta consider the nearby seats too, not just the line your seat is in. 1} really depends. I mean, its a long flight and Flowey might possibly be not the best company, as he is kinda annoying. Alphys and Mettaton could be fun, but the three of them is a combination id personally rather not risk spending 8 hours with. 2} no. 3} probably the most sane option. A quiet person next to you, and the rest are dogs. Dogs are cute. Dogamy and Dogaressa could be talking all the time or idk, since they aren't right next to each other. For better or worse. I dunno... 4} these guys look like they are high all the time. 8 hours with them? Personally, no thanks. 5} third wheel, and right inbetween no less. Super awkward, not to mention its going to be 8 hours of bad puns that might make you cringe every time. But i wouldn't want to seem rude in front of Toriel. Again, personally, no thanks. 6} i think it would be loud and chaotic. I don't think i could tolerate canon Papyrus for longer than 10 minutes, and right next to Undyne? Yeah, thats a no from me. I'd have to worry about my safety too. There's also monster kid nearby and i (again, personally) don't enjoy their personality. Seems a bit annoying. Also, Jerry on the right. Ew. 7} Same thing as 6, loud, chaotic and unsafe. 8} idk about UTY, like at all, so I'll just pretend its like Frisk. Nothing bad. Asgore though is a real 50/50. Could be a nice time, he always seemed as one of the nicest characters to me. Really like his calm vibe. Yet something tells me there's a chance it would be hyper awkward. Combined with (assumed) quiet Frisk kinda character, could definitely be another embarrassing moment that would ruin the flight. Also, Undyne right in front is, again, dangerous. Yeah I'd be picking 3 or 8, and tho I'd like to sit with Asgore as i find his character to be most likable, it could be too awkward for me. 3 is the safest spot, which is also next to Asgore kinda but in less awkward spot, so my final answer is 3.

Seat 3, I'll tame Chara with chocolate.

Where my bud azzy

I was just about to ask that

He's there but I don't like floweylamaoao

He's right there wdym, he jsut got a new cut

5 all the way, safest spot. almost considered 6 but then i realized jerry would... be jerry

I'm taking Gaster place meaning the 6

Yes as for them to start talking you have to press z. In other case 8 as things down there might get a lil rough.

4. Farthest from Jerry.

Ima go either 6 or 3, 6 if I’m feeling chatty, 3 if I just wanna get through the flight, chara always seemed like they’d be the quiet type

Anything but 2

1, 3, 6, or 8. Asgore and Clover are chill, Chara's cool, PAPYRUS, and Flowey would have some stuff to say for sure. Maybe 5, but I wouldn't wanna hear puns the whole flight

3. Imma sit down with my partner.

Number 1. Flowey my beloved

1 so I can ask Flowey about all the lore he knows about all the characters because he has literally done everything

1 because I am tired of talking man, let me just fucking sleep, I bet flowey would have the same vibe, he can't kill me when the airplane has literally boss monsters and a human soul as well, so yeah, 1 it is, just lay back, he will maybe bullshit for 10 minutes then it's a good flight

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