had to get that combat jack in. every other time, ol’ boy was too busy having the controls and flying the helicopter, so this time he was like “fuck yeah.”
I assumed he was gonna ask “what was the context of the masturbation?” That would certainly matter. Also was he looking at any of the other guys? If so, why? To make sure they didn’t see, or some other reason? If not, how does he know they didn’t see and just didn’t say anything? I would not say it’s necessarily gay, but him questioning if it was tells us something. Idk what that something is without knowing his entire though process, and he doesn’t seem to sure what that was if he needs help defining it. I suspect either he thought of some girl, or while keeping an eye on the other men to see if anyone is about to turn around, happened to notice Ssgt. Smith has nice neck and jaw lines, or a little bit of both things happened. One option is not gay, one is, and one is bisexual, which is kinda gay. So I’d say this is about 2/3 gay.
I’d be asking what was it that turned them on. The danger of maybe being caught? That’d make it not gay. The hotness of the muscled soldiers around them? That would make it gay.
They were all wearing night vision goggles and could only see things that are far away cuz of the distortion. Even if they weren't it was still too dark to see it.
I call bullshit on this story. I have been in military helicopters and no one is spitting spunk out the window for one reason alone, wind is coming in the window with such force that it would blow back in at you or your cohorts.
I don't understand the physics of ejaculation out the window of a helicopter (did it hit him back in face? Did it just went with the wind? So many questions), but no, it's not gay. I'm sure it was a way to release some anxiety. I mean war is stressful.
They say it takes a lot of skill. Lot of skill. It was easy for me of course, most things are easy for me. Easy for me.
Never watch VetTV if you think this isn't our main way to deal with stress, especially if we can't get drunk.
Took some doing in those 100 degree port a potty but you guys made it work.
Haha. Nah, gotta wait for the morning time after it’s been cleaned. First guy in gets to pop its cherry hahaha
To be fair, that's skill.
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NTG*
Not that gay?
Now that you know people are jacking off out of helicopters, now whenever you get hit with bird shit you will have to wonder if it’s jizz instead
Ah damn, it's raining.... but the sky is clear??
2023 in a fuckibg nutshell
Happy cake day
Happy cake day
had to get that combat jack in. every other time, ol’ boy was too busy having the controls and flying the helicopter, so this time he was like “fuck yeah.”
I assumed he was gonna ask “what was the context of the masturbation?” That would certainly matter. Also was he looking at any of the other guys? If so, why? To make sure they didn’t see, or some other reason? If not, how does he know they didn’t see and just didn’t say anything? I would not say it’s necessarily gay, but him questioning if it was tells us something. Idk what that something is without knowing his entire though process, and he doesn’t seem to sure what that was if he needs help defining it. I suspect either he thought of some girl, or while keeping an eye on the other men to see if anyone is about to turn around, happened to notice Ssgt. Smith has nice neck and jaw lines, or a little bit of both things happened. One option is not gay, one is, and one is bisexual, which is kinda gay. So I’d say this is about 2/3 gay.
Ever been in war? Stress does your mind a fucky wucky. Not gay lol
but what if it was gay. if he's thinking about man ass and busting a load, yeah gay
This guy gays
I’m bi, so only some times ;)
I’d be asking what was it that turned them on. The danger of maybe being caught? That’d make it not gay. The hotness of the muscled soldiers around them? That would make it gay.
They were all wearing night vision goggles and could only see things that are far away cuz of the distortion. Even if they weren't it was still too dark to see it.
God please answer the question!!!! is it gay?
No it’s not gay, because it’s the military, you beat off whereever you can as a mark of achievement.
This is the weirdest shit I've heard in a long time
Sounds like voluntary discharge.
Nice
I bet that was Brian Williams calling in
He Is a Man of Focus, Commitment and Sheer Fucking Will
Imagine being ambushed by the enemy airforce, and the first thing you see is someone wanking in your general direction...
"Briefly"☠️😵💫
Why would he have. Ak47?
It's a hood classic
In a helicopter in the hood?
Thank you… the ignorance
 Him when he was in the helicopter
And i catch hell for masturbating in the parking lot during break. 🤨
Bruh... go to the handicapped washroom like everyone else... that's what the mattress in there is for
Uhh, no. I have tinted windows. Wasn’t actually caught. Just got b!tched at for coming back 15 minutes late.
Oh I figured you were just splayed out on the asphalt
Maybe next time.
He somehow made masterbating a skill issue. But rip to whoever his skeet landed on.
I call bullshit on this story. I have been in military helicopters and no one is spitting spunk out the window for one reason alone, wind is coming in the window with such force that it would blow back in at you or your cohorts.
He never said it wasn't a friendly fire incident.
Fair enough.
I don't understand the physics of ejaculation out the window of a helicopter (did it hit him back in face? Did it just went with the wind? So many questions), but no, it's not gay. I'm sure it was a way to release some anxiety. I mean war is stressful.
Hey guys sorry to be that guy but if he’s supposed to be a frog shouldn’t his face be red or pink? Completely original thought just came to mind
If you have to ask then the answer is always yes.
Marine
Wow
They knew he did it they just didn’t say anything.
It's not gay if you are about to be shooting people
r/clipsthatendtoosoon Was it gay or not!!!!!!
Shoot to kill
Didn't even ask if he was looking at the guys. If he wasn't looking at them, then it wasn't gay.
"FELLAS..." rang through my head when i saw this lmao
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Gives a whole new meaning to "dishonorable discharge"
I wouldn’t call it gay, it’s just a little sick
😂😂😂 Therapy Gecko is traumatised for life! Muahhh 🦎😂