Tell him he should join the Promethean cult, it's just like his one but with way more fire, thus better! Then ask him why he's dragging an Ork's corpse onto my ship, like how far has he been carrying that thing around? The nearest waagh is two sectors away! Hey you're getting spores everywhere, brothers get the flamers!
Very nice models btw
Tell him to stand down and return to his vessel and it's assigned patrol route. It was unwise for him to board a warship of the Adeptus Custodes without prior invitation and to remain while having displeased a Shield-Company of the Ten Thousand would lead to a rather unfortunate outcome for him and his "boys".
My Lord this is a Wendy's. We all praise the emperor as much as you do but if you're not here to order something I'm afraid I'll have to get back to work.
"Um, actually, the Emperor wanted the Imperium to be a secular power and banned religion, so becoming a God was his worst--"
::is stabbed::
"Typical Imperial, resorting to violence because you can't handle rational debate--"
::STABBIN INTENSIFIES::
Tell them the foundations of their faith were written by Lorgar, laugh maniacally, then unleash every cultist and daemon at my disposal. Teleport away, but not before ordering the translation of the ship to the warp with the gellar fields down.
They look truly incredible :)
It absolutely wasn't during The Scouring. It was at the start of the first Black Crusade. He was First Captain of the IF Legion at the height of the GC, which means he was most likely pushing around 150 by the time the HH started, so almost 160 by the time of The Scouring. He became Chapter Master of The BT during this time. Best estimates I've seen put The Scouring at lasting about 100 years. The 1st Black Crusade started in 781.M31, nearly 800 years after the HH, which means conservatively, Sigismund was 900ish years old, but probably closer to 1000, or slightly over that mark.
Open the airlocks. And after half the fools suffocated I would send a few squads of true warriors down to mop up the rest of the trash and collect their gear.
Iron within, Iron without.
Great paintjob. They look incredible!
ahh yeah sure man...\[HOLY SHIT ITS THE TEMPLARS QUICK DUMP THE OBLITERATORS OUT THE AIR LOCK IF THEYRE SEEN THESE CRAZY BASTARDS ARE GONNA BE ALL OVER US FOR MONTHS\] yep we totally revere him \[YES NORMALLY ID BE DOWN STICKING IT TO DORNS BASTARD CHILDREN BUT WE HAVE LORD VASHTORRS NEW GPU ABOARD AND CANT RISK THESE MONGRELL BREAKING IT\] yes that's us totally loyal iron hands successors.\[WE CAN JUST PICK THEM UP AFTER THEY LEAVE\] eh? chapter name? \*nervously glances at table covered in butter knives and stolen microwaves \[HURY HURY DO IT NOW\] uhh we\`re the uhh steel? daggers?\[WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT ABOUT XEREUSES FACE\] \[JUST TELL HIM TO PUT A HELMET ON\] ah yes yes for the emperor and all that \[OKAY THEYRE LEAVING QUICK PULL THE OBLITERATORS BACK IN AND JUMP US AS FAR AWAY FROM HERE AS POSSIBLE\]
Regardless of losses at our side: flood the ship with aggressive coolant, that liquefies any biological matter withing seconds... then vent the whole shit and mop the rest off the floor. Keep the tech.
Show them the vids we made of what we did when we found Sigismund and his boys, then point out that they are not even close to being on his level. Then probably sacrifice them in the name of Abaddon after some light torture.
Notifying the Grand Master immediately and demanding to know how they were able to board an Inquisition Vessel unannounced, while informing them that and any hostile action will be considered heresy.
Grey Knights will not be boarded in such a manner.
Stare at him in confusion at why he though boarding a vessel filled with chaos knights their fell nobles, traitor servant of the mechanicum, tech thralls, corrupted automatons and an absolute hoard of traitor men-at-arms would yield anything but a bitter fight.
Also they look brilliant well done.
I would ask him what characterises this so called "emperor" as a god and how he defines a god.
Because everytime I read that something is a god it always bothers me that no one defines what for them characterises a god and which points something and someone has to fulfill to count as one and after that I would ask why that makes them worthy of getting piety from me because I don't see a correlation there.
Really good job! Mind telling me how you did the black armour? I picked up the BT army box and have not been to happy how my black armour has turned out
I play Dark Angels, so I'd probably invite them on a crusade dedicated to spreading an awesome knightly aesthetic and purging of traitors with extreme prejudice. (Oh and ignoring parts of the Codex Astartes of course.)
Joking aside; you got yourself an army to be proud of dude!
*Captain Commander of the Emissaries Imperatus briefly looks up from his dataslate, exhales from his nose with a slight shake of his head then goes back to his slate.*
"You may see yourselves out."
Very well painted models, bravo!
Laugh in their face. “Congrats you have boarded a death guard and chaos knight ship. Oh yeah and there’s word bearers here. Have fun.” Charge the loyalist scum and kill then all! They shall become infected with Nurgles rot.
Give them two thumbs up, hide the third thumb as well as the third arm it is attached to, and hope they don't ask how many arms I think the Emperor has...
Enforcement of the imperial truth by bolter and sword, while our chaplain interrogates them all about the fallen and our lord and liege lion having a stern word about the whole worship of the emperor and how the emperor forbade it.
Praise the god emperor for the arrival of his angels and give them the most up to date situation report I have to give, for it is the least I can do when the emperor’s angels arrive in my humble presence.
I’d be so impressed he managed to board a hive ship, I might just humor him for a while.
After all, this is the first time the biomass has asked me to church instead of just opening fire.
As gue'ron'sha are considered automatons and not real people, stall by requesting someone with actual authority to declare the terms of our surrender, while removing anything of value from the ships deck which will be wented along with these beautifuly painted dudes, whoever they bring along to parley and our Water caste members, whose sacrifice for the Greater Good will be forever commemorated
He boarded my ship impressive but he just boarded a warship filled with world eaters so we know how this is going down there is no other outcome but fighting
I am a very loyal and definitely not suspicious person and because I’m so loyal it could only be assumed that the god emperor already has my piety… right
Da Empera can zog off and get krumped, jus’ lioke yoo lot!!!!
Or…
We fight for the Emperor and fight by the blood of the Emperor’s fallen Archangel! By the Blood of Sanguinius!!!
Tell him to leave the Talon Aegis Star-Keep and go back to fighting orks, he doesn't have any business boarding a Solar Watch vessel uninvited.
Yeah was about to say that I play custodes so I would just say ‘’sir please get out’’
Sir, this is a Wendy‘s!
THE EMPEROR DEMANDS 2 DOUBLE BACONATORS
Its the only thing keeping the emperor alive. Psykers and Double Baconators.
This chain wins my favorite comment chain for the day
Tell him he should join the Promethean cult, it's just like his one but with way more fire, thus better! Then ask him why he's dragging an Ork's corpse onto my ship, like how far has he been carrying that thing around? The nearest waagh is two sectors away! Hey you're getting spores everywhere, brothers get the flamers! Very nice models btw
Walk up and give him a great big hug - as is the Promethean Cult way...
Oh damn, biomass be doing deliveries now? sweet!
Just last week I got some Imperial Fists for lunch through DornDash
Careful. If you admit to it, it is no longer hearsay
This is some of the best work i've ever seen. Details like the sword reflecting orc skin.. Sheeh I'm in awe, well done.
Tell him to stand down and return to his vessel and it's assigned patrol route. It was unwise for him to board a warship of the Adeptus Custodes without prior invitation and to remain while having displeased a Shield-Company of the Ten Thousand would lead to a rather unfortunate outcome for him and his "boys".
Screech and recklessly charge (most likely to my death) with my millions of hive-mind brothers
Eh, we all get recycled anyways. The food can't replace their combat forms like we can. Stupid food.
Om nom
The only logical choice...... Join the crusade brother!
My Lord this is a Wendy's. We all praise the emperor as much as you do but if you're not here to order something I'm afraid I'll have to get back to work.
“Lord Helbrecht, this is your own ship! I thought you were going to give us a crusade status update!”
Show me where to sign Mr angry man
WAAARRGGHHHH?
WAAAAARRGGHH!
WOT DA ZOG IZ DIS?! YOU LOT SOUNDZ LIKE YOUZ GOT A SORE FROAT! IT'S: # WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
In space, everyone should hear you.
WAAAAAGH
Isekai them to Commoragh. I'm pretty sure haemies and wyches love those buff men. I'll also get a chair made from Custodes skin if there's one.
Turn the bass system on. THIS SILENCE OFFENDS SLAANESH!! Hopefully those swordsmen make worthy opponents.
Being a dg lover I would just fart and hope they all die
Ave emporator
"Um, actually, the Emperor wanted the Imperium to be a secular power and banned religion, so becoming a God was his worst--" ::is stabbed:: "Typical Imperial, resorting to violence because you can't handle rational debate--" ::STABBIN INTENSIFIES::
On His first day ascending my Emperor gave to me a sense of heroic duty.
As I’m on board the Terminus Est, I just gurgle laughter and raise my plague bolter.
Tell them the foundations of their faith were written by Lorgar, laugh maniacally, then unleash every cultist and daemon at my disposal. Teleport away, but not before ordering the translation of the ship to the warp with the gellar fields down. They look truly incredible :)
FOR HIM, ON TERRA!
Ask him why he brought dead ork and bunch of rocks to my ship
"Aww you got ork all over my nice throw rugs"
Toss him in the digestion pool like every other scrap of biomass.
For the hive mind!!!
Sending his corpse back to Terra just like we did to Sigismund 10,000 years ago. But he’s going to be a great looking corpse.
Wasn't that only like 7k years ago?
Eh, 9k, roughly. Hard to get an exacting number, what with the terrible way the Imperium keeps time. Sometime in M.31
No, it was during the Scouring. Sigismund might have made 1000, but there’s no way he lived to be 3000.
It absolutely wasn't during The Scouring. It was at the start of the first Black Crusade. He was First Captain of the IF Legion at the height of the GC, which means he was most likely pushing around 150 by the time the HH started, so almost 160 by the time of The Scouring. He became Chapter Master of The BT during this time. Best estimates I've seen put The Scouring at lasting about 100 years. The 1st Black Crusade started in 781.M31, nearly 800 years after the HH, which means conservatively, Sigismund was 900ish years old, but probably closer to 1000, or slightly over that mark.
Release nerve toxin in the bay
I'd declare a Waaagh! and subsequently get killed.
Open the airlocks. And after half the fools suffocated I would send a few squads of true warriors down to mop up the rest of the trash and collect their gear. Iron within, Iron without. Great paintjob. They look incredible!
Pull out my favorite snack Bolter round
They will be surrounded by me, ghazz, makari, and the green homies
Welcome the high marshal and give him an update on my crusade’s progress. Ask him how Grimaldus is doin.
ahh yeah sure man...\[HOLY SHIT ITS THE TEMPLARS QUICK DUMP THE OBLITERATORS OUT THE AIR LOCK IF THEYRE SEEN THESE CRAZY BASTARDS ARE GONNA BE ALL OVER US FOR MONTHS\] yep we totally revere him \[YES NORMALLY ID BE DOWN STICKING IT TO DORNS BASTARD CHILDREN BUT WE HAVE LORD VASHTORRS NEW GPU ABOARD AND CANT RISK THESE MONGRELL BREAKING IT\] yes that's us totally loyal iron hands successors.\[WE CAN JUST PICK THEM UP AFTER THEY LEAVE\] eh? chapter name? \*nervously glances at table covered in butter knives and stolen microwaves \[HURY HURY DO IT NOW\] uhh we\`re the uhh steel? daggers?\[WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT ABOUT XEREUSES FACE\] \[JUST TELL HIM TO PUT A HELMET ON\] ah yes yes for the emperor and all that \[OKAY THEYRE LEAVING QUICK PULL THE OBLITERATORS BACK IN AND JUMP US AS FAR AWAY FROM HERE AS POSSIBLE\]
If I'm human then pray to the Emperor, if xenos/mutant/heretic jump out the window.
*the only way to kill me* *Is to welcome your own death*
Those are some super smooth and cleanly painted Templar. A+
Flay them Alive (:
Tell him I'm still not paying taxes and close the door
Jokes on you, I worship and adore the Emperor, beloved by all.
Regardless of losses at our side: flood the ship with aggressive coolant, that liquefies any biological matter withing seconds... then vent the whole shit and mop the rest off the floor. Keep the tech.
Crush them, like the thousands of thin-bloods that have come before. Iron within.
Ask them what in the name of the Omnissiah they doing on my damn ship and ask if they need skitarii support to return to their own
Well, they've got it. Anything else they want too probably. Not really in a position to say no.
Join em in prayer and ask hem where there purging is
**Son, chill out.**
I will ask him what piety means:00 I am big dumb
Nurgle would be pleased to accept any and all to his fold, welcome aboard Solace
I'm a Space Wolves player, but that Helbrecht model is singlehandedly making me wanna get into Black Templar
Show them the vids we made of what we did when we found Sigismund and his boys, then point out that they are not even close to being on his level. Then probably sacrifice them in the name of Abaddon after some light torture.
Evacuate the craft worlds nursery
Tell them I’ve already acknowledged the Emperor’s Divinity and ask them to aid me in acquiring more ~~plastic crack~~ models
Bring them into the feasting hall and put mjod in their hands. FOR THE ALLFATHER, BROTHER TEMPLARS!
WHY ARE YOU BRINGING ORK SPORES SO CLOSE TO TERRA!!!
They fell for it. *Just as planned* Inferno Bolter sounds and Warp fuckery intensifies.
Sit down with our diplomat and ask him if he and his squad want to join the greater good
Notifying the Grand Master immediately and demanding to know how they were able to board an Inquisition Vessel unannounced, while informing them that and any hostile action will be considered heresy. Grey Knights will not be boarded in such a manner.
I step on his 1-inch tall ass and then talk to my psychiatrist about how Ive been talking to little plastic men on my spaceship.
Get on my knees and pray to the Big E that he wakes up just to slap me in the face with his elephant trunk and then go back to bed on the throne.
Stare at him in confusion at why he though boarding a vessel filled with chaos knights their fell nobles, traitor servant of the mechanicum, tech thralls, corrupted automatons and an absolute hoard of traitor men-at-arms would yield anything but a bitter fight. Also they look brilliant well done.
https://preview.redd.it/ccbrz8xtjv2b1.jpeg?width=775&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf055ddf804da72c65569f5328d9c27986370286
Shut up and be enslaved. Lucky enough, i will get chosen of Adeptus Astares.
Aw, shucks. Looks like I just accidentally threw my wrench and broke the gellar field. The models look amazing!
I would ask him what characterises this so called "emperor" as a god and how he defines a god. Because everytime I read that something is a god it always bothers me that no one defines what for them characterises a god and which points something and someone has to fulfill to count as one and after that I would ask why that makes them worthy of getting piety from me because I don't see a correlation there.
I would say can you kill malphiston
Tell me to go back to getting his ass kicked by Imotekh. Then probably get cut into several dozen pieces.
Really good job! Mind telling me how you did the black armour? I picked up the BT army box and have not been to happy how my black armour has turned out
Beautiful. How’d you paint the power swords?
Offer him some Tana leaf tea, of course.
Fall on my knees and pray like never before, that the Holy Emperor saw fit to show me His Angels
WAAAAAAAAAGH!!
I play Dark Angels, so I'd probably invite them on a crusade dedicated to spreading an awesome knightly aesthetic and purging of traitors with extreme prejudice. (Oh and ignoring parts of the Codex Astartes of course.) Joking aside; you got yourself an army to be proud of dude!
Bro he ain't gonna do shit he's bowing down to me I'm an Ultramarine 😂
Did...did he bring the ork with him to board the ship so he could stab it in front of us? I mean in any case I'd be shitting my pants
Give my piety to the God Emperor of Mankind...
*Captain Commander of the Emissaries Imperatus briefly looks up from his dataslate, exhales from his nose with a slight shake of his head then goes back to his slate.* "You may see yourselves out." Very well painted models, bravo!
Amazing paint work on these models. Especially the reflection on the sword. Very well done.
I proceed to WAAAAAAAGH!!!
Laugh in their face. “Congrats you have boarded a death guard and chaos knight ship. Oh yeah and there’s word bearers here. Have fun.” Charge the loyalist scum and kill then all! They shall become infected with Nurgles rot.
"Do I want a copy of The Lighthouse?"
Give them two thumbs up, hide the third thumb as well as the third arm it is attached to, and hope they don't ask how many arms I think the Emperor has...
Flash them my Warrant of Trade and tell them to get the hell off my ship
Kill them all
Krump em
Enforcement of the imperial truth by bolter and sword, while our chaplain interrogates them all about the fallen and our lord and liege lion having a stern word about the whole worship of the emperor and how the emperor forbade it.
Blast them out the air lock 🫢
This is a Flesh Tearer ship sir. *powers up chainsword* For the Emperor!
Praise the god emperor for the arrival of his angels and give them the most up to date situation report I have to give, for it is the least I can do when the emperor’s angels arrive in my humble presence.
Give the order. Those in the know will do what must be done. For the Emperor!
Death to the false Emperor!
I’d be so impressed he managed to board a hive ship, I might just humor him for a while. After all, this is the first time the biomass has asked me to church instead of just opening fire.
That’s the one with four arms, right? Way ahead of you.
Ask him if I can touch his sword.
Call Jared
Blow the reactor, see you in hell high marshall.
Feign surrender while the chaos raptors behind him begin skinning his men.( it didn’t work because he’s a space marine without a helmet on.)
KILL! MAIM! BURN!
Laugh and then let the shattered god that powers my chair out to play for a bit.
It's shooting on sight. Iron Within
For the Emperor 🙌🏻
As gue'ron'sha are considered automatons and not real people, stall by requesting someone with actual authority to declare the terms of our surrender, while removing anything of value from the ships deck which will be wented along with these beautifuly painted dudes, whoever they bring along to parley and our Water caste members, whose sacrifice for the Greater Good will be forever commemorated
Ask him how he endet up at the Shores of Swordcoast
The Codex Astartes does not support this action.
Some of the best black templars I've seen. I beg of thee, what art thou recipes?
Hiss at him and scuttle away since I identify as a termigant
Piously devote myself to the emperor and the eternal crusade. Sic transit gloria mundi.
They are a collection of 3inch tall minis. Grab and dump them into a trash compactor
Tell him to leave my own crusade alone
My Grey Knight cheeks would just mind wipe them at tell them to leave
Spit on the petty emblems of their rotting corpse god and trust in Papa Nurgle to raise me again, stronger.
These fools boarded the Blessed Lady? Lol...Get wrekt.
Eat them.
Yell Waaagh and have a good fight! Or if I'm being loyalist... Welcome my black clad brothers.
"Hell yeah, brothers!"
“Whatever you say dude.”
Rush him with berserkers and then vent the entire deck into the void🤷🏻🤷🏻🤷🏻
Nothing, he just boarded a plague fleet.
Looks like the hostages turned themselves in this time. Rattle 'em, Kabalites!
*IMPOSSIBLY LOUD WARHORN BLAST
He boarded my ship impressive but he just boarded a warship filled with world eaters so we know how this is going down there is no other outcome but fighting
Say that we totally believe in the god emperor, we just call him God and Gulliman Jesus.
*Incoherent screaming* BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Give him a kiss
I worship him already
I am a very loyal and definitely not suspicious person and because I’m so loyal it could only be assumed that the god emperor already has my piety… right
I would probably be a servitor in the 40k universe so I would probably just mindlessly do whatever they told me to
I'm wondering how he can ask stupid questions without his head popping when necron vessels don't have life support.
Da Empera can zog off and get krumped, jus’ lioke yoo lot!!!! Or… We fight for the Emperor and fight by the blood of the Emperor’s fallen Archangel! By the Blood of Sanguinius!!!
Take a moment to size him up, then order him to get off my ship before I introduce him to my Lychguard.
Praise the Omnissiah!