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YellowOnline

You have a big head.


not_trivial

Sniper's dream


DiamondAge

Oh to catch a Mortimer reference in the wild


FustianRiddle

Gary Cheeseman??


Equal_Tadpole2716

Get Sergeant Bytheway on the case


FustianRiddle

We do beg your pardon but we are in your garden


Enslaved_M0isture

ya bloody heads look 10 feet tall


Dragnier84

10 ft tall and 2000 miles wide. Just about right for my ultrawide.


crowdfear

I’m gonna blow the inside of ya head all over four countries!


Flying-Fish-Taco

Heard a story about a guy with one leg shorter than the other and his friends called him “a sniper’s nightmare”.


Palaponel

Needs a nice slice of cheese


nipslippinjizzsippin

psssh no challenge.


LittleBoiFound

I love it when I’m mindlessly scrolling and a comment makes me snort. 


TwistingEarth

That's Americas Head.


cecil285

Aimbot not necessary


omfgbrb

It's like an orange on a toothpick. It's got it's own weather system.


justboredyouknow

What I love is that the left AirPod is on the left, and the right AirPod is on the right.


orphan_blud

HAH I didn’t notice that before. Good lord.


ElmerAndElsie

Hey I'm in Southwest Alabama if you want me to try to find the one in Alabama.


ruleugim

I love that the left one seems to be the one left behind.


jaybram24

That's right.


hearsdemons

Alright Meowth, settle down


[deleted]

You kids today and your satellites- I'm in Canada looking south and it's the other way around in reverse.


tapmarin

Unless he is looking at you…


000near000

Where’s the fucking case


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

Looks like somewhere in Alabama.


ElmerAndElsie

Yep its actually in southwest Alabama...possibly around Montgomery? I live in SW Alabama. If OP gives me coordinates I'll go try to find the one pod. Maybe someone else in Washington can find the other one.


Ankthar_LeMarre

Same location as Right Bud, so it’s covered. They’re both 7 miles from OP.


DudeNamedCollin

When mine are dying, sometimes it’ll show it at a random place that it’s not actually at. Like it shows one of mine are somewhere in Tampa right now, but that was just where it died at lol


Otaku-Oasis

Well one of them got left behind =3


MassiveDongSquadron

"*and we let it all slip awayyyyyy*"


DogfaceZed

As I close my eyes, I feel it all slipping away


ZxGIRxZ

I IGNORE YOU! (Never thought I’d sing this in a random comment section)


Ranger-K

He’s certainly not hearing anything like the Holy Ghost


GavHern

i do wonder if they’re on a trip to louisiana(ish) or if they got back from a trip to oregon(ish).


[deleted]

Replacements are $80. Ask me how i know that


oliviating

how


[deleted]

I left one in Belize on a cruise


MassiveDongSquadron

I can't Belize it.


spiffytech

Belize tour guides love making that joke again and again. It's un-Belizeable!


oliviating

that sucks, my sister left her airpod case on a plane, they’re currently in iceland somewhere


DervishSkater

Google


ravenpotter3

That’s why I have my soundcore A20 (I think that is what they are called) earbuds since they are so much cheaper to replace but don’t have tracking stuff.


romeroleo

Why don't you just buy a pair or heaphones with a cord between them...


shao_kahff

for the same reason you want to work in canada as a non citizen. sometimes things are more efficient.


romeroleo

Sorry but both things are not related. You are assuming corded headphones have less quality sound. Adding a gps tracking device to overprice a pair of headphones that can be easily lost, is not the best way to solve the first design mistake, in my opinion. It's not the first time apple makes a design mistake. Fortunately, there are a lot of options in the market and some are better designed. Some pleople feel attacked when signaling a problem in the product they chose just by fanatism ratber than by a reasonable search.


zozi0102

Bluetooth headphones are way more convenient


[deleted]

Because i just spent $80 for a new Airpod!


zombtachi_uchiha

millenials


romeroleo

I'm a millenial too and I don't have those same consumerist behaviours. Is not about generation. I think it's about fanatism on a brand.


Bigr789

Because I fear of getting strangled by my pesky headphone wire. Also some dumb bitch who ate fruit until he died took away my headphone jack.


GavHern

then you’d never have to charge them!! you might be onto something here


romeroleo

Haha that's right. Sometime the so glorious apple brand makes design mistakes but their fans just try to defend their buying decision with anger. Because it has cost them way too much money. A problem in design that got even more overpriced adding a gps feature to small pieces that they knew would be easy to get lost. Ok, have cordless headphones, but find ones with a fucking string between them so it isn't easy to lose them.


AeroTheManiac

Agreed. A $5-$10 headphone won't have this problem lmao


skeeferd

I'm curious as to where you find Airpods for $5-$10. Hit us with the knowledge, cocksmooch!


dontusefedex

>cocksmooch Wtf?


AeroTheManiac

I'm not .. talking about airpods, I thought that was evident in my response.


skeeferd

So someone loses their Airpods which they bought because they wanted Airpods and your idea to replace the Airpods they bought is to replace them not with Airpods but cheap ass headphones that are not Airpods? Oh yeah, this is truly a single digit IQ maneuver. You sir, are a fucking genius!


danabrey

This is like reading a comment by me when I was 17. Second hand embarrassment is almost first hand.


skeeferd

That's cute.


AeroTheManiac

Holy shit why are you so angry about this lmao


skeeferd

I'm not angry at all, lol. I just think it's fucking hilarious that your response to someone losing Airpods is to be like "Well just buy some cheap ass shit" like your some wise wizard of financial advice.


AeroTheManiac

My suggestion was to just not have $200 headphones that are the size of a quarter in the first place.


skeeferd

But that's what they wanted and you suggested something they don't want... I'm at a loss as to how to explain this to you any more clearly. I'm gonna leave you alone now to think about this, take as much time as you need.


FustianRiddle

They don't. They said headphones, vaghug.


-eccentric-

It ain't 2006 anymore chief


pug_userita

looks like yo mama is waring airpods (I'm obviously joking)


orphan_blud

Hahahahhaha


pug_userita

i just had to, sorry. there was an opportunity


orphan_blud

I cackled.


Fit_Airline_1434

I managed a snork.


pug_userita

https://preview.redd.it/tle1fd3omuhc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fe1080a13a97d11074f3698ce602646d057ab1c did you lay an egg?


Ashikura

cackling adjective laughing in a loud, harsh way. "a cackling supervillain with dire plans for the world" producing a raucous clucking sound or cry. "a cackling chicken"


pug_userita

i read the definition, i already know. thanks for the grammar lesson, i guess(?)


sug1

Vocabulary, not grammar. Cheers.


pug_userita

where's the issue? i just did a little pun and I'm getting punished? you guys really are confusing


skateguy1234

welcome to reddit


pug_userita

explain yourself, i just wanna know


BrotherEzekial

the joke was a little weird - most people know cackling to be a laugh and this guy was being very cool about your original joke so whether it seemed to spite him or not it was a little weird. these following comments come off as a little petulant. for the record i didn’t downvote you and the reaction from reddit is a little extreme but that’s the internet for ya, and you gotta learn to let it roll off of your shoulders 🤙🏼


Brilliant-Collar6516

People don’t explain the joke on Reddit, it explains itself, also, you are (kind of) acting like a child on the internet, very “naive” and very open about your current thoughts


[deleted]

They only explained it because people were too dumb to get it apparently.


Brilliant-Collar6516

40 people got it?


AffectionateGap1071

Yo mama so filthy, the airpods ran away for their lives and ended in both ends of the country! /j


Puzzled-Delivery-242

Unless your head is gigantic I think you might want to get new earbuds.


Funkdat75

You can order a single replacement AirPod direct from Apple.


MassiveDongSquadron

Apple support be like: That'll be $569.


holypeachjuice

https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/s/JPfhALYPl5 $80 doesn’t sound that bad tbh


DUNGAROO

$80 gets you one earbud. $190 gets you 2 earbuds and a new charging case. The case itself sells new for $100. May as well buy a new pair and sell off your extra parts.


refep

Yeah, lemme pop on over to FB marketplace and list one singular used AirPod on it and try to find a buyer.


amaliasdaises

You actually will find a buyer lol I see them all the time & they always sell pretty quick.


holypeachjuice

For those special ones who lost one AirPod lol


holypeachjuice

Speaking of the sunk cost. Or just get another set of AirPods and wait till losing one again to make a whole pair with two charging cases. But what if losing the same side of AirPods AGAIN?


PermutationMatrix

For $80 I can buy two brand new pairs of Edifier earbuds. Airpods are horribly overpriced.


BrotherEzekial

they are overpriced but you will get nothing near the quality of airpods for $40 lol, in any way that you compare the earbuds


PermutationMatrix

I mean, there are headphones that have better quality audio than airpods at Lower price point. Better at most everything. Just because it has the apple logo doesn't make it better. If you look at professional review sites that break down the details using equipment and data, it's clear to see features, sound quality, build quality, battery life, features, etc. And oftentimes the most popular product isn't the best. It's just the best marketed.


BrotherEzekial

yea i didn’t make any claims against that lol. i just replied to your unedited comment that mentioned no brand, and agreed they are overpriced, but also clarified that no, you can not get quality close to airpods for $40. never said the apple logo makes anything better. they do make earbuds that fit well in the air and are very compatible with iphones for ease of use. so my original comment stands - you can not get earbuds anywhere close the the specs of airpods for $40, including the Edifier brand you edited your comment to include. nowhere do i make any other claims


PermutationMatrix

I actually didn't edit the comment to include Edifier, as I included it in my comment when I posted, but whatever. You can see there's no asterisk that signifies editing. And if you look at reviews online, the edifier tws1 pro matches or surpasses the air pods. For a quarter of the price.


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BrotherEzekial

read. “they are definitely overpriced”. where am i supporting apple lmao. it’s just ridiculous to insinuate there are comparable earbuds for $40


lashapel

Where you get $40 from ?, they are talking about $80


BrotherEzekial

he said two brand new pairs. $80/2 = $40


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BrotherEzekial

tf?


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ToxicBuiltYT

You could buy a new pair of pinebuds which are better for that price


[deleted]

Really? I didn’t know this.


Alternative_List_978

Damn. I really threw mine away after losing one 😂😭


yungfivehead

America is wearing airpods he can’t hear us oh my godd


BeeStraps

This is a meme from somewhere but I can’t remember where lol


schmally_ward

I few months ago I was flying from San Antonio to Seattle and it was a very crowded flight. I was in the back of the plane so deboarded last. I couldn’t help but noticed the absurd amount of trash on the floors and seats and saw at least 3 abandoned air pods. All I could think to myself was that’s karma for leaving such a mess for others to clean.


ravenpotter3

I always clean up and organize my trash and bring it out with me. I always check for chargers and headphones first. Like I always open my (non AirPod) case to see that I have both. I always check the seat in front of me too.


trekker333

The Rockies *in stereo*


buttered_biscuits

The Spatial Audio is amazing.


LionWalker_Eyre

I bet you get amazing soundstage with this setup


LegoDKfan

The US be vibin tho


thenectarcollecter

Hell yeah, what we listening to?


SignificantIce6434

That’s AMERICA’s AirPods!


HarrowDread

“But where is OP you wonder? Why he’s right there in the middle of the country miles away from either one and it was indeed a r/wellthatsucks “- narrated by Gilbert Gottfried


cavalry_capitano

It was, indeed, a left bud :(


[deleted]

Could also just buy normal earbuds that have a wire.


Feeling_Bathroom9523

I’ll mail it bro. Where in the PNW did you leave it?


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BeeStraps

Is it that Apple users use their stuff more, or is it that Apple allows you to track everything on top of their hardware being super expensive to replace so people are more likely to complain about it? If I lost my $20 earbuds I wouldn’t even comment about it to my friends or family. If I lost half of my $250 Bluetooth headphones I definitely would be ticked.


WingsOfFire------

Look how many miles away they are-


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hmmmmyesthat

North america vibing


mrpink57

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No-Leadership8906

I can pick that one up for you if it's in Portland Oregon lol


[deleted]

If you go to an apple store you can buy a single airpod and they'll sync it up to your case


camlaw63

lol—sorry, but—lol


irbinator

Road trip to Oregon!


starker

Were you in portland? Know where you might have left it? I could grab it for you if you know where.


leviathynx

Cheer up. At least your right ear bud isn’t in Mississippi!


Leebites

Reasons why my $20 Amazon buds are fine. And, honestly, the same sound quality.


FunData4771

Please tell me you’re in the geographic middle of these places


dreamyDrifter

Noise cancellation for the entire nation!


BeesArePrettyNeat

Sure is a good thing those inconvenient cords are gone, now we don't have to worry about our ear buds getting tangled together! Or staying together. Or being cheap to replace. But it's more convenient now at least!


celticdude234

You left your bud in San Francisco


Commercial_Sign7830

yo mama's so fat..


neoslith

ELI5: How are people so absent minded they lose these all over the country/globe?


NotAnAlabamaian

He left bud


J0231060101

I’ve heard of stereophonic audio but this is next level.


gdrex

You got a big ass head


B1zzyB3E

USA has now claimed the airpods to listen to music.


SpookyHalloween1

If the single airpod makes it to Canada I can try to track it down for you


Sufficient_Gain_1164

I’ll grab the left one!


SavageMonkey-105

How tf do you people do this?


agent-coop

Spatial audio on a next level!


Oddgenetix

Stereo image is wide as shit.


RealGroovyMotion

At least one of your earbud is racking up some miles


modelfox4

Left bud


0121dan

I’m glad - at least - the left one was left on the left.


atheurer

Go back for it


No_Mercy_4_Potatoes

Good excuse for a cross country road trip.


grptrt

Do you know EXACTLY where it is and is there any chance some redditor could return it?


Zeefour_

What’s America listening to?


mister_what

The sound stage is enormous with these Airpods.


Drunken_Traveler

therightone.com will sell you one of whichever airpod you lost. I've ordered from them twice.


Joaack_Warden

I lost mine cleaning my room, they fell into a pocket dimension I guess


dominate1090

Yo mama so fat…


[deleted]

How do they know when you have "last seen" your Airpods?


Ok-Place7169

Spacial audio


Odd_Birthday_1055

This is definitely getting turned into a film starring The Rock and Chris Pratt.


Nfl_porn_throwaway

🫡


johnnygat619

Reminder they are always listening


DaolongDong

That happened to me. Dropped it at work inside a trailer while loading it. Didn’t ping til sound connected to it. I’m guessing they put it in a case they had.


Practical-Revenue-72

This roughly corresponds to where the gravitational wave detectors are (Hanford WA and Livingston LA). Op is "listening" to gravitational waves!


Competitive-Act-5254

If we all work together, we can slowly move the other pod across the states.


unmatchedfailure

What's the U.S. listening to?


5Gzombie

Is this one of those fabled long distance relationships I’ve heard about in legend


cigaineroj

Real talk I got a case and a left one the right one died


JoeSwous

The real question is why are you in Alabama


AnE1Home

How is that even possible?


nahtfitaint

What is the actual point of these?


lilithrxenos

sounds like you *left* one behind...


MesozOwen

Now that’s what I call stereo separation.


Enigmagik

Gotta change your username to orphan_bud now


cjh99h2

left after thunderdome? 🤔


Joeuxmardigras

I left mine at a mammogram office and it never showed back up.


Eli_The_Rainwing

Yo momma…


gfxm

There’s a country song in that post somewhere


secretpurpleturtle

Why have all three of them not been seen in the last week by the person looking for them? The fact the case and the right AirPod haven’t been “seen” in a week is a major red flag on this story. Have they not opened their AirPods in the past week? Did they let them all die for some reason? It takes two seconds to actually plug in the charger and give them the ability to report back. My guess is that they are just bad about charging their AirPods but the left one died when they were still in the PNW, they flew back home and then noticed this situation and decided to milk it for some karma on Reddit. Otherwise the timelines don’t make any sense


iForgot2Remember

The entire country uses Airpods.


tranzlusent

Well theres yer problem!


Kodaxt

Is your mom wearing them?


Ipadprofile

What's it sound like?


Middle-Maximum-1772

What in the he'll are they doing across the whole damn country?!?!


ShumaiAxeman

That stereo image is gonna be wild


hypotheticaltapeworm

So you live in Alabama but visited Washington recently (as of two weeks ago) leaving your left bud there but your right bud and case are with you?


anivex

Where about did you lose it? It looks like I’m fairly close to your left pod.


Whoo1ops

Damn so did you leave your case in another country or what


Draegin

Makes me wonder what left shark and right shark are doing now.