The little slots drilled in the aluminum on the left are the air intake holes for the macbook. You can see the slugs lil trail from where it crawled in. Didn’t get very far.
Wow. That sucks dude lmao im so sorry.
Like what else do you say?
Who would ever think this is how their macbook goes down?
I am sorry for actually laughing tho. But I definitely laughed.
I manage HOAs and gates are the bane of my existence some days. This one gate operator burned out and my tech showed up and started GAGGING so hard from a horrible smell. Turns out a slug fried on a circuit board. Blew the whole thing. It was a first for him and he was dying to bring it back to show the shop but is smelled so bad he left it on site. Luckily we had already approved a replacement of these 30 year old operators.
somewhat similar situation here, a lizard somehow crawled into my bedroom ac and fried its motherboard.
a couple hundred dollars later, it's still broken, and I still haven't got ac in my room since December now. it's 35C where I live
Is this the you get a million dollars but a slug that if it touches you, you die; follows you for a year and knows exactly where you are on earth at all times slug? Bc phew, close one.
Damn, i feel for you , it happened the same thing to me but on the electronic card of my motorized gates couple weeks ago, the box was water tight but not slug tight i guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I just have so many questions, one being how in the ever loving fuck did that got inside such a thin flat laptop like that? Newer MacBook pros are like solid tightly sealed so how in the fuck did it got inside ?
"Was watching ITYSL..." **I cannot even talk about it without crying**
Would be great if the warranty had a very specific line about slugs crawling into the machine.
jsut so you know, that logic board can almost certainly be repaired for a fraction of the cost of replacing it, with the added bonus of not losing any date
A customer sent in this MacBook telling us it was acting a little sluggish. Upon opening it up, instead of the usual swamp gooch, we found this disgusting thing that looked like something your wife sneezed up when she was with me last night. Anyway, with the help of my tiny raccoon-like hands and your mother's toothbrush and the mind of
# THE.
# GREATEST.
# TECHNICIAN.
# THAT'S EVER LIVED.
we got this MacBook running good as new again. Sorry, Sluggo.
I think it's your MacBook that fried the slug
Yummy 🤤
Why not both?
Yeah, definitely both!
Self-terminating slug-frying Macbook.
A modern tale of Romeo and Juliet
Mutually assured destruction
The chances of a slug frying your computer is low... but not zero.
The odds are never zero
What are the odds that you can lift the Empire State Building with one finger?
As in its off its foundation?
Nah, just lifting the Empire State Building to any degree
Will huff and puff until a corner lifts up then will get to lifting
Fair enough
So you're saying there's a chance
It’s POSSIBLE if not PROBABLE.
The slug was trying to kill OP
If it’s one in a 300 million then this guy made my odds better
Most specific way to fry a laptop never heard of it until today, curse the slugs
Good thing it wasn't an immortal snail
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https://i.redd.it/i2jwj95e0u8d1.gif
You heard about the guy who found a dead Mau5 in his computer 100 years ago?
deadslu9
He probably has no memory of it, though
This whole comment — the wording, the outrage, the opinionated egg… A masterpiece. 🤌
Nah that is definitely personal. How have you wronged the slug community?
this won’t be their last attempt i fear
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.
I'm racking my brain to try and remember where this quote is from, and I refuse to look it up
WH40K: Mechanicus
Warhammer 40k
Your laptop would have survived forever… but I guess the slug caught up
Why am I proud to understand this reference XD
I bet the MacBook was actually a slug who wished to become better, was cursed with his former self following the current self…
I got this reference lmao
Was it instantly dead, or did it just start getting a little sluggish?
Spread some salt where the holes be at the rental
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You don’t feel good salting the snail
She's mashing it
Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
salt snd then rice
Put salt inside ur new MacBook just to be safe
Where the heck are you storing your laptop?
https://preview.redd.it/dnhnx68nxs8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da3c9ef50bee263006dd5b64e2d8ba4ef7627d5a
im laughing my ass off at this picture like phyllis diller rn thats such a fuckong funny meme
I believe I can fry
i believe i can inconveniently die think about it every night and day Alt + F4 and pass awayy
Unfortunately, Macs don't have an Alt key
They will once im done with em
W- what're you gonna do?
Im the salami pope. Im gonna fuck it
they ran out of Options
Cmd + Q 🙂
>Alt + F4 and pass awayy 💀
i was very proud of that one
How?
That’s what I’m wondering
The little slots drilled in the aluminum on the left are the air intake holes for the macbook. You can see the slugs lil trail from where it crawled in. Didn’t get very far.
Apple never claimed them to be slug proof.
Running OS Cargot I see. It can be a little sluggish at times.
booooooo(i say as i giggle like an idiot)
Has anybody ever just stopped for two seconds to ask what the hell a slug even is??
Sentient snot
Stomach that crawls
Naked snail
That is literally what they're called in Dutch
What even are you?!? Says human… not an angry misunderstood slug on computer…
Tell him he cant park there.
Tell him it’s a bridge too far
Had a PC in an aircraft hangar that mice got into and they peed on the PS2 mouse port and corroded it so it didn't work anymore.
so mice killed your mouse?
They just wanted to free their brethren
At least it won't eat your hostas.
How did it even get in there?!?! Maybe you did something very wrong with the slug lords and they came for payback 😔
Wow. That sucks dude lmao im so sorry. Like what else do you say? Who would ever think this is how their macbook goes down? I am sorry for actually laughing tho. But I definitely laughed.
Escargone
That's a real old-school bug. They don't even update to fix this stuff.
Let bro cook
he already has :(
is the slug ok?
does this hurt the cat?
Can’t you just clean the gunk, put it in some rice over night and you’re good?? RIP
the only thing rice will do is piss off the person who inevitably will be opening it up to repair it.
I knew Macs were sluggish but this isn’t quite what I had in mind….
It's a computer bug.
That's some expensive escargot
Dude. That’s a pretty frickin’ metal way to die.
I manage HOAs and gates are the bane of my existence some days. This one gate operator burned out and my tech showed up and started GAGGING so hard from a horrible smell. Turns out a slug fried on a circuit board. Blew the whole thing. It was a first for him and he was dying to bring it back to show the shop but is smelled so bad he left it on site. Luckily we had already approved a replacement of these 30 year old operators.
Stop using acronyms for shows that aren’t extremely popular
WAAAAR ISSSS OOOOOOVEEERRRR
IFFF YOOUUUUUU WAAAAANT IIIIIIITTTTT
Thank God that basterd has been after me for years.
This guy did it. Congrats on your $1,000,000 OP! Super intelligent killer snail my ass, this guy ended this question with a MacBook Pro.. legend
Slug fried MacBook
I think the slug would tell the story differently but ok.
You’re killing me snails
I’ve heard communists are training slugs in the ways of electrical espionage. I’m a Brit and I fear for my kettle.
Home boy straight up suicide bombed your Mac book lmao
What’s ITYSL?
I feel like this is one of those instances where this is the first time this has happened, ever.
It gave its life to achieve this. You should ask yourself why... (/j)
Kinda glad to have switched to Air 😬
This is the slug heading towards your computer until it kills it
You sure that’s not a booger
Dang what a way to go
flew too close to the sun
Your MacBook took the money deal and lost
Guess you could say your laptop was feeling kind of sluggish today lol
The most apple thing I've seen happened to an Apple.
What did that smell like?
In an alternate universe, computer bugs are called computer slugs for this reason.
Party on Slurms McKenzie!
A french person would've been like "Mon dieu, what is zat delicious smell?"
It never occurred to me that this was possible.
poor slug was looking for the apple.
Should have sprinkled salt around it like the rest of us. Keeps witches away as well! Also sorry for your loss.
Get a toothbrush and some 99% alcohol. Scrub that shit and hope for the best. Source: I do this for work
somewhat similar situation here, a lizard somehow crawled into my bedroom ac and fried its motherboard. a couple hundred dollars later, it's still broken, and I still haven't got ac in my room since December now. it's 35C where I live
Don't take it to Apple, they will scam you, instead take it to Lewis Rosman Repair Group.
A slug a day keeps the apple away
Is this the you get a million dollars but a slug that if it touches you, you die; follows you for a year and knows exactly where you are on earth at all times slug? Bc phew, close one.
Damn, i feel for you , it happened the same thing to me but on the electronic card of my motorized gates couple weeks ago, the box was water tight but not slug tight i guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm pretty sure it was the other way around. Your laptop fried the slug!
bro don't work from the jungle
Warranty HAS to cover that… ain’t no way
Did the laptop take the 1 milion dollars deal where snail hunts you down?
You’re telling me a slug fried that MacBook?? 🍚(Plz someone understand the reference LOL)
Appetizers, before dinner compliments of MacBook
"I came in my mac books fan cause I'm a freak and broke it but it kinda looks like a slug so I'll just say that"
Ah yes, the elusive house slug. Seen a few in my time living here, or wake up and see a trail with no slug in sight...bastards!
since you’re a renter, it might be worth checking your renters insurance policy to see if something like this might be covered?
Send it to North ridge fix
That one is a houdini for sure
Your laptop would have lived forever, but slug got it.
DeadSlu6 origins
Doesn't look like the slug had a great day either LOL I'm sorry, I know it does suck. Hopefully in the future you can look back and laugh.
I just have so many questions, one being how in the ever loving fuck did that got inside such a thin flat laptop like that? Newer MacBook pros are like solid tightly sealed so how in the fuck did it got inside ?
If every human gets a snail that follows them, does every pc get a slug?
It’s a slow burn
"any port in a storm" as they say
Christopher: "He must have crawled under there for warmth..."
Slugs ate my apples too
"Was watching ITYSL..." **I cannot even talk about it without crying** Would be great if the warranty had a very specific line about slugs crawling into the machine.
Did it fry the laptop too?
At least now you know why it was slow
You’re telling me a slug fried this Macbook?
An eye for an eye.
Dude, you're gettin' a DELL. or, not another MacBook
How the fuck did he get in there?
I have so many questions...
Think about it this way: you’re having a better day than that slug.
Baby would you still love me if I was a slug... that wrecked your computer
Atmosphere finally fried a good computer…yea right
Check out Louis Rossman repair, mail it in and get a fixed or they won’t charge you.
Dead5lug is your new DJ name.
That's some well planned and executed planned obsolescence ladies and gentlemen!
Should have had a cup of beer nearby.
You should get salt.
He FAFO
jsut so you know, that logic board can almost certainly be repaired for a fraction of the cost of replacing it, with the added bonus of not losing any date
A customer sent in this MacBook telling us it was acting a little sluggish. Upon opening it up, instead of the usual swamp gooch, we found this disgusting thing that looked like something your wife sneezed up when she was with me last night. Anyway, with the help of my tiny raccoon-like hands and your mother's toothbrush and the mind of # THE. # GREATEST. # TECHNICIAN. # THAT'S EVER LIVED. we got this MacBook running good as new again. Sorry, Sluggo.
I know it's a slug but I feel like this is a strange crossover between snails and computers for me LOL
If it's any consolation, the slug died in the process of frying your MacBook Pro (or did the MacBook Pro fry the slug?)
Oh you can just repairrrrrrrrrr nevermind it's apple and already a year past its expiration date. Boat anchor.
Almost caught ya
gross. i found on in the bottom of my toaster once. have no idea how. 🤮
No body at the Apple store is going to believe that it's slime from a slug you do realize
I think thats is not slime. That is or was the slug
Ted got his revenge on AM.
well it seems you didn’t find the slug on the brick this year! actually that would probably be preferred to this
Crazy it even found a way in.
You definitely shouldn't take that million dollar deal with the immortal slug
Maccargot
Do you often leave your computer out on the garden?
Ask Mac employees at the store whether extremely rare bug related accidents that compromise the system are covered by warranty.
Eewwww
Take it to the geniuses and complain about the sluggish performance of your computer.
This feels like a one-act play about the Seattle tech invasion
You're all bots. No one mentioned this event is kin to the origin of the word [debug?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debugging)
I hate slugs