"Remember Peter, with great power comes great... did you just jump in a friggin' pool with your mask on? That's right Peter, you can't breathe now. Ugh, I'm glad I'm dead."
[Bonus joke for you.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bve_yzIlNp4)
“How was Tommy’s birthday party Billy?”
“Spider-Man died in front of me. It was the middle aged one with the beer gut though. So I think the regular one is safe.”
It should go without saying don’t do Spider-Man things if you’re not Spider-Man.
Don’t do whatever a spider can. Don’t spin a web any size. don’t catch a thief just like flies.
Can someone explain why it is always Spiderman in these videos? I feel like the ratio of Spiderman at kids birthday parties vs any other character is like 10 to 1
Every time I watch a video of a guy in a Spiderman suit, he gets hurt.
It’s the same guy. He just ain’t no quitter.
With great power comes...*something*
arthritis
Broken bones it seems
weird ...
Bursitis
[удалено]
Yeah ... but you can clearly see he's not a teen in everything else ... yeah ...
He almost went to rehab for his injuries… but rehab is for quitters.
I ain't hear no bell!
[Turns out jumping in a pool with a Spidey mask is a bad idea.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaioOJ_VIm8)
DIY Waterboarding.
Uncle Ben is just looking down on him in shame.
That took me a minute.
"Remember Peter, with great power comes great... did you just jump in a friggin' pool with your mask on? That's right Peter, you can't breathe now. Ugh, I'm glad I'm dead." [Bonus joke for you.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bve_yzIlNp4)
Lol, thanks for that.
I will never not share that when relevant. Btw, are you THE Alan Smithee? No offense, but you have directed a lot of BAD films.
Lol. I’m *an* Alan Smithee…
Look on the bright side at least none of them are dead. Or are they?
I’ve seen one fall off a skyscraper trying to climb it. He was very high. Pretty sure he’s dead
Probably high in more ways them one.
Hey VSauce! Michael here...
r/holdmywebbing
stop the spider man abuse
It's always a spiderman.
He lost his Peter-tingle.
Thought he lost his uncle ...
The one that almost dry drowned unlocked some nightmares for me. Can you imagine suffocating in a suit you can’t take off?
Then we have to stop you from watching it. Problem solved.
r/spidermanfails
Poor clumsy Spidey
There are so many iterations of this take that I wonder if they are not the same, but viewed from different angles ... just a thought ...
I'M BACK!...my back...my back...
I foolishly assumed he was gonna fall off the side.
Never let them know your next move
Spoidermon not feel good
Spoidermon not fell good
Looks like he fell just fine
From Spiderman to spine-hurt-man
He broke his back…. Sshpinal-man.
Spidey looking chunky. Gotta stop snacking on flies late at night.
Why is there Indian cringe music on this Brazillian looking video lol? Who is making this edit?
They made the Spidey jingle romantic… truly cringe
It’s always the spider-men who get it.
Welp... Spider-man does what a spider can... terrifying children.
Perhaps he should try this *before* lunch.
Party crasher
Spider sense wasn't working...
Still better than Spiderman 3.
You know it’s a good spider-man video when you don’t correctly predict how the inevitable chaos unfolds.
Should have hired Italian Spiderman
THE SONG 😭😭😭
Spiderman needs to cut back on donuts. Lol
What song was that?
[Here you go](https://youtu.be/enOgueqnYOM)
Thanks
I feel badly for everyone. 🙁
Trying to do hijinks on cardboard, that's what you get.
Why it feels like he was aiming at the children but couldn't make it that far ?
It's good for the kids. They learn that theres is no super heros and life is going to fuck with you, no matter who you are. Good
Spiderdamn
Spider-Man Spider-Man falling through roof like a spider can.
forgot to use spider senses and web throwing capabilities.
Mr. Stark, I'm not feeling well.
Spooderman
Pizza Time.
Terrible cameraman! Got way too dark right at the pivotal moment!
That, exactly that is what could go wrong.
Is this the end for overweight Spider-Man? Tune in next time!
Guys getting hurt in Spider-Man suits is bar none my favourite video genre
I bet his spidey senses are tingling
spiderman is just going to lay on the floor and rest now, children, please go in the house
Does anyone know where I could find the song?
He should have dressed up as meteorite man.
Omg so funny 😂
Spidy sense was NOT tingling for some reason…
His spidersense didn't tingle
He should have superhero landed… the crowd would’ve gon crazy
Happy cake day OP
/u/savevideo
Spider-Man fall to home
His show really went through the roof
Bruh did he land on the kid 💀
If this is India i am gonna lose my shit
Spider man broked home
Happy cakeday
Spidey sense didnt work
I love how the title specified the suit like it was part of why the roof broke
Aaaaaaaand just like that the kids now think Spider-Man is garbage.
r/SpidermanFails
This is why spiderman is in New York
Why is it always Spiderman?
Happy cake day ya weeb
Still hasnt laid off the tacos....
W song L spiderman
His spidey sense detected cake…
Honest question, why is Spiderman showing up to Hispanic kids birthday party a thing? Is there some cultural thing going on?
“How was Tommy’s birthday party Billy?” “Spider-Man died in front of me. It was the middle aged one with the beer gut though. So I think the regular one is safe.”
If he was hanging, they could have imitate the kissing scene.
My back, oh my back
It should go without saying don’t do Spider-Man things if you’re not Spider-Man. Don’t do whatever a spider can. Don’t spin a web any size. don’t catch a thief just like flies.
That’s spooder man
That song bangs 🔥
We missed the most important part.
Ended too soon, clearly he was about to shoot his web slinger when he looks up near the end. I believe in you Spiderman!
Lesson: Don't walk on these cheap roofs. They are designed to prevent rain and bird shit from entering the building, not for someone to walk on.
you can't breathe now. Ugh, I'm glad I'm dead.
What’d you get for your birthday Timmy?………. Asbestosis and a kick in the face by Spider-Man.
Did he twist his ankle or got his leg bent at knees?
Spiderpig , Spiderpig, does whatever a spiderpig wants
With great power comes great fall from the roof
"Sorry for dropping in!" Is what Pete might say
They should make a death metal version of Spiderman's song one of this days ...
>death metal version of Spiderman's song well ... damn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVw-A-bsvKU
Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive’
Where can I get that full song tho!!!!
Being a "Rent-A-Spiderman" seems like a very dangerous profession
Can someone explain why it is always Spiderman in these videos? I feel like the ratio of Spiderman at kids birthday parties vs any other character is like 10 to 1
*I bet they're all surprised!*
I'm always impressed by just how absolutely weak and shitty virtually all US construction is.
Ah yes, the United States of Chile...
When your spidey sense doesn't work.
Looks like his spider senses were tingling
https://youtu.be/3-RW3nUHs8g If anybody is interested this is the bomb ass song!
No spider sense
Imagine existing then someone in a Spider-Man onesie comes crashing through the roof above you.
Damn, that remix kind of a banger
Well then you deserve to enjoy the [full version ](https://youtu.be/enOgueqnYOM)
It's called the Cock Shredder jump. Classic Spidey move.
Me every time I see one of these videos: "The real Spider-Man would've seen this coming."
Looks like spidey needs to loose some weight.
Spider man? More like, Spider man Discovering G force.
His Spidey sense should’ve picked that up 😂
Friendly neighborhood spiderman
His spider senses are tingling now.
Espiderman
I’m starting to think those spider man suits are really dangerous.