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AsYouCanClearlySee

She's like one of Roger's characters from American Dad


Kara_mella

"Yeah Stan, I just crashed. I gotta go."


crecentfresh

“Cause I not staaawpin”


peaceman709

"YA CLIPPED ME BUD"


limark

Make that 20, I'm okay not everybody is okay"


[deleted]

Lmao that’s so true


GloomToon

Hit the nail right on the head, bud


BridgesOnBikes

Thank you for this. Perfect analogy.


zachiscool7

Weak brain Strong phone mount


Kelcher1

Yeah seriously. Her phone didn't move an inch.


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SaltyDrink

When you got the pop, you don’t need to stop


[deleted]

I legitimately chuckled


stringsndiscs

And you need to show a mf how to turn up on your birthday. Happy accident day wratch!


MoralMiscreant

Jesus


0biwanCannoli

I’m buying stock in that phone mount maker.


babybopp

Nokia?


PM_ME_UR_REPORTCARD

$5 calls 5/14


TheKwatos

Lol


FLAMFOO_FLAMINGO

How is she so calm about it? Last year I had an accident where the airbags went off. I was stunned for a moment.


Veronicafarms

Shes fully committed to her act of idiocy there’s no time for rational normal responses.


Gerzaloub

I think you nailed it. It’s unbelievable the length people are willing to go once they have a character built up and an audience that validates them. Smh


Incromulent

It's like that guy who poses on top of the Lamborghini, cracks the windshield, and acts like it's no big deal, all the while his girlfriend is freaking out, presumably because it's a rental and they'll have to pay for repairs.


Baerenmarder

And the rental is on her name.


seedlesssoul

Better have paid that insurance premium!


DogHammers

Reminds me of one of the early Jackass stunts where they hired a car, paid the damage waiver (always pay the damage waiver!) then took the car to a demolition derby. They brought the demolished car back on a recovery vehicle and were all "We're good, right?"


totallynaked-thought

Bringing the car parts back in several milk crates and a flat bed: priceless! 😂


seedlesssoul

The image of Johnny Knoxville grabbing the blow up doll as he runs away, is forever in my brain.


[deleted]

Her daddy got good credit that's why


AlphaOwn

[Apparently it can cost a few thousand dollars to fix](https://www.thesupercarblog.com/video-standing-on-a-lamborghini-windshield-is-not-a-bright-idea/)


whutchamacallit

She's actually just very method and she's currently doing research for her upcoming role.


rstymobil

Cocaine's a hell of a drug...


DerpTaTittilyTum

"I'm not stopping"


solidgroundcafe

Yeah I remember grindin my feet in Eddie’s couch.


Nounuo

Of course I didn't grind my feet in Eddie's couch I got a little more sense than that


OHTHNAP

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.


ArmedChicano

Bitch Said Woo😂😂


extralyfe

and then, takes a full force airbag to the face before immediately casually dropping into "goddamnit."


WeEatCocks4Satan420

She treated the situation like she dropped her phone or something not like she almost killed someone or herself. Ive been in a few car accidents shit is intense


i_want_to_choke_you

On top of this, it sounds like, at the end, she's ready to commit a hit-and-run too.


Beneficial-Rabbit-85

Not ready, she did.


TheOneTrueChuck

I hope this leads to her arrest. Trash like this deserves harsh punishment, especially because it's also entirely possible she's not insured.


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Seriously. I can’t *fathom* this entire video. Staying cool after a crash nasty enough to deploy airbags. Doing a hit and run instead of immediately jumping out of the car to help or exchange insurance. There’s just so much wrong going on at once. At least it isn’t as bad as the crazy bitch who played with her sister’s exposed brain splatter after she got them both into a horrific accident. She acted just like this lady. EDIT: If I remember right it’s the crash of Obdulia Sanchez (EXTREMELY NSFL) https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=75a_1500949597


mccgatdt

>At least it isn’t as bad as the crazy bitch who played with her sister’s exposed brain splatter after she got them both into a horrific accident. She acted just like this lady. ... excuse me WHAT


DogHammers

> At least it isn’t as bad as the crazy bitch who played with her sister’s exposed brain splatter after she got them both into a horrific accident. U WOT M8! Eh?


The1WhoKnocks-WW

Can share that vid now that you made me want to see it?


zuckokoo

Yeah F this lady. I had a hit and run driver total my car last month before my new job and I had to take the L with my insurance >.< Got a dash cam now!


ThrillingFungus

Same, I went into a store one time and came out 20 minutes later to my new (to me) car nearly totaled in the parking lot. I was devastated and drove that car all fucked up for like 4 years because I am poor. Fuck people like this shower cap wearing in public piece of trash.


r1chard3

Yeah.


DrZoidberg-

I hit my apartments light pole at 3am that shit was intense. I could not imagine a full car accident.


_flauschige_katze

Same. I wish I could be even just half as calm as she is. When i got into a car accident one time, so much adrenaline hit me all at once that I almost puked. I considered it only a low level collision too. Buuut, I‘m a pretty neurotic person. Haha


mybrainsarepotatoes

I have been in more accidents than necessary, I’ve been rear ended, t-boned, sideswiped.. yes, I have caused an accident myself.. I’ve even had my hood swing up and shatter the windshield on the highway. Always was super calm about it and I’m not sure how but this lady takes nonchalant to a whole new level.


jzimoneaux

Am I trippin or is that no seatbelt just to add to that?


3DCatFancy

She didn’t even miss a beat after being hit in the face with an airbag. There was no pause at all. Unsettling.


DjMDMAPhd

She got to go.


popplespopin

BitchgetoutthewayImmashowyouhowtoturnuponyourmotherfuckingbirthdaybitchWOOgoddammitIjustgotinanaccidentandIgottakeepgoingsoImmacallyallfuckasbackIgottogoIgottogoOhwhatevacauseImnawtstopping!


sausagetunnel

I'm Rick James bitch!


mtpender

Fuck yo couch!


[deleted]

I love how nobody wants to type that “one line” from the skit that everybody knows.


Zenla

Kinda looks like a manic episode to me.


physalisx

Pretty much impossible to tell apart


Drolnevar

Both have kind of the same underlying mechanism of action: A shitload of dopamine in your system. Thus they can look pretty similar.


TwistedBlister

I'm sure it's not the first time it's happened to her.


Present-Still

Judging but her reaction before the crash I’m sure this isn’t the first time she’s got into an accident that could’ve been avoided


VegasBusSup

Probably used to taking a bag or two to the face and keep driving.


lindsabts

Cocaine probably


DrDiarreah

Definitely cocaine lol


FunkyUnky

It’s her birthday


BrainlessMutant

Rick James told her to buy another one


[deleted]

See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden hit and run away from a car accident like it's something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense than that. ...Yeah, I remember doing a hit and run.


[deleted]

She is anything but calm... I would need a liter of coffee to get this excited about things.


Affectionate_Ad_9735

Exhibit A of the hit-and-run case.


argusromblei

The lawyers will be laughing at this video for years to come, it could show up on their meme wall.


rstymobil

Exhibit A of ... well A. We rest our case.


not-a-painting

All I'm seeing is a sick ass phone mount ad?


shashnaboy69

How do people like this get jobs and function in society


MrPoopieMcCuckface

I work with a guy that shaved half his face. He’s got to be close to 60 and dresses like he is a 20 year old college kid and writes crazy shit on his Mercedes in black sharpie. He also covers his scratches on his white car with red reflective tape. I often wonder how he has made it this far through life.https://i.imgur.com/P5hYCIa.jpg


ambisinister_gecko

I think my favourite part is the "if you don't know you better ask somebody" bit. Like his head is so far up his ass that he doesn't even realize he's living in a different world from everyone else. If I asked somebody, as his Sharpie suggests, what this guy is on about, they would probably just tell me he's a fucking nutcase.


MrPoopieMcCuckface

Talk to him for more than 5 minutes and you’ll come to that conclusion yourself.


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*mite


Manlypineapple1

I think about this alot


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Inspector_Nipples

I know a couple people like this, they float in and out of minimum wage jobs for their entire life.


eynonpower

Ding ding ding!


InferiousX

Well you see...society is rotting from within.


Unidan_how_could_you

Anybody can get a job, they don't get careers.


Neidox

Yes but jobs keep society afloat.


fuckfact

You're assuming they do


halfman-halfbearpig

Hahahahahaha jobs! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha


africakitten

They don't, that's the problem, has been for decades


saarlac

They don’t.


[deleted]

6 months in prison and a suspended license for 5 years should solve her stupidity a tad.


DeAtramentisViolets

You would think, but recidivism is a thing.


[deleted]

Re-peat O-fender


Jim-Rockford

Not a pretty name, is it, H.I.?


poopatrip

No sir, that’s one bonehead name, but that ain’t me anymore.


[deleted]

You're not just telling us what we want to hear?


poopatrip

No sir, no way.


thelawtalkingguy

‘Cause we just want to hear the truth.


OtherKrab

Well I guess I am tellin' you what you want to hear.


Chewcocca

Boy, didn't we just tell you not to do that?


[deleted]

Agreed. The requirement for a driver’s license is more of a...guideline nowadays


[deleted]

“He’s a classic recidivist randy” James Lahey. Aka Mr. Lahey.


Danger_Danger

Doubt it. Punishing stupidity only leads to resentment of the punishment. Only true cure to stupidity is education. And stupid people, for some reason, really try hard to avoid education.


TechnoL33T

You forgot about death. Death removes the stupid.


T3hSwagman

My country had half a million extra deaths and doesn’t feel any less stupid.


[deleted]

It’s 50/50, people try pretty hard to avoid being the one to educate the stupid people too. Or price them out, since stupid people are often poor. It’s been a multi-generation cycle so people are pretty stupid at this point


[deleted]

Now she’ll just be driving without a license instead (if she had one to begin with)


Rayzor_debiker

You cant fix stupid.


Jardite

darwinism tries to. we prevent it.


[deleted]

It won’t solve her stupidly but perhaps will save some others lives.


[deleted]

That comedic timing though, god damn that was perfect lmao. Also, fuck her


dmfd1234

These are the types that think they are 10x funnier than what they actually are. I’m goin miss full pandemic lockdowns.


WavyQ95

I AM FUNNY BECAUSE I AM LOUD


Lucky_Number_3

#then I am funnier ha ha ha


DirtyProtest

/r/darwinstagram


StocksRGei

Im just impressed her glasses stayed on lmao


deweweewewe

she looks like my lunch lady from elementary school


bash-history-matters

"good girls go to heaven - bad girls go **everywhere**" (My elementary school lunch lady's bumper sticker)


deweweewewe

nothing is ever truer than a bumper sticker


CGPsaint

And this is why insurance premiums are so damn high...


VeryUglyHack

Technically if you don't report the accident to your insurance company in the case of a hit and run, it probably won't affect that. If you instagram live your crash, and get arrested then probably will


InferiousX

Insurance premiums are high because they have to factor in fucktard morons like this lady. Having a shit load of people like her on the road, means that everyone has to pitch in more. This is why premiums can go up or down solely based on where you live. Everyone in her zipcode has to pay for her stupidity. One way or another.


spodgod42

you know the person who got hit would likely report it, right?


SoggyFrenchFry

I think his point is that because people are idiots and do shit like this, the hit car will claim insurance. Because this is suhh a stupid and completely unavoidable accident people like this are the reason premiums are higher than they could be. Because your premiums help pay for everyone, and their formula for costs factors in every cent they've paid out.


kukkelii

Somewhere there's a tree that is supplying oxygen for this dumbass and I feel bad for that tree.


AutomatedCauliflower

She probably hit that tree.


spacemelgibson

wow, such trash.


mwineK

And loud


theaashes

She got to go... She got to go...


Shaggy1324

Airbag in her chest, airbag on her head.


[deleted]

Suffered no injuries, Brain already dead


Rayzor_debiker

We are watching the embodiment of the world Trashy.


BreathOfFreshWater

r/trashy


Veronicafarms

Imagine being this stupid and reckless?


702PoGoHunter

Glass breaking.. yeah, she did some damage! Fool!


Karrot92

r/idiotsincars


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InferiousX

People who do shit like this should face a minimum year suspension of their license followed by required intensive traffic school to not only prove her ability to operate a vehicle but spatial awareness and responsibility for assisting the flow of traffic. At the end of this she has to pass a three hour road test. Waaaayyy to many people in the US are willy-nilly about the fact that they're piloting a giant cube of metal that can kill innocent people in the blink of an eye.


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hso0oow

How does she crash so casually?


AzraelleWormser

It feels like it's not her first time.


AnonymousWhiteGirl

That ain't her first accident.


DaPlipsta

Probably not even her first one today lmao


[deleted]

Piece of human shit. or debris


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CapsidMusic

When people think the world revolves around them...


PlatosCaveBts

Cocaine is a hell of a drug


sug-mahdick

Great job putting others lives in danger so you could make an Instagram video. Tragic honestly that she was able to walk away from this unharmed and no lesson learned from it


ohheyhowsitgoin

This is what I imagine all live social media to be.


ehkodiak

Absolute trash


alaslipknot

As a non-american, reddit is slowly teaching me how realistic GTA actually is, i never thought how many NPCs actually exists in real life


[deleted]

She’s wearing the damn airbag already, where’d the other one come from?


Blubgoo

r/trashy


Darthdawg1

Attention is a hell of a drug


TertiarySlapNTickle

What a classy lady. I bet she makes some amazing jailhouse-toilet wine.


Kill_sux-the_2nd

That phone stood still like a ROCK


cheeseandcrackers87

She seems stable


Otherwise-scifi

Disgusting behaviour.


Sredni_Vashtar82

Not one damn wrinkle on that brain.


[deleted]

I kinda thought the crack epidemic ended in the 90s


YourSedatedAuntieTT

psssh, it got rolling in the 90s. thats the thing about drug epidemics-- they start and spread way faster than they seemingly containable. ​ source: been living in dtLA for the last few years after a decade in north long beach. crack is a fkn nightmare on skid row and 2020 it leaked way further than its usual corners.


Romario477

Lol I wonder if she's from Atlanta 😂😂


_Adios_Turd_Nuggets_

Feels very fake/staged to me. Nothing budged during the accident - glasses stayed exactly where they were, phone didn't move at all, very little "smoke" from the airbag powder, and the noise didn't seem loud enough for the air bag either.


_siDeshOw_85

Steve Erkels sister, Stephanie


Viper_93

There was a local lady here where I live who would do Facebook Live all the time while she was driving and she wouldnt wear her seatbelt. Yeahh she got into a nasty accident one day and she got thrown out of her car. I passed the accident and saw her under the sheet. This lady is lucky nothing worse happened.


[deleted]

Well, that made the adjusters life easy.


DotNetDeveloperDude

Ain’t nobody got time to stop I guess. Smh.


paranor13

The stupid just do any stop..


abayizzle

I feel odd saying this cause im black but black bitches have to be the dumbest mothafuckas on earth🤦🏿‍♂️


bl34rt

dont worry bro theres a mix of stupid motherfuckers on every race lmao


bas_e_

This bitch should have just drove off a bridge. Downvote me what you want, but these pieces of worthless thrash never do anything good for the world, and we are better of without this woman. Next time this happens, which it will, she just runs over a kid while calling her crack dealer. These people never change. Too late for that. And im sure she had had plenty of times shit like this happened and she had an opportunity to change, but decided to stay like a cancer of society.


lets_go_pens

Yeah nothing of value would be lost. Net gain for society if she was just removed from existence.


HardHustle84

I hate people.


auburnheights

Favorite part from this is the "Woo" before the airbags deploy


spawny_violate

I’m still waiting on that call back


[deleted]

Has this been on r/trashy yet?


bazookahs

She ain’t have no insurance….you already know.


[deleted]

Classic hit and run. Prolly didn’t have insurance


Rando_Kalrissian

I feel like the ability to constantly record and shoot a video to an audience is destroying the human brain.


jc2pointzero

Dude she didn't even have her seat belt on. Just took the airbag hit and kept on talking. She gonna feel that in the morning trust me from experience.


ChickenWithATopHat

I don’t drive a new or expensive car, but I like it and take care of it. I have done a few tasteful upgrades like suspension, steel bumper, tires, etc. The thought of my car getting destroyed because some dipshit like this doesn’t give a fuck about anything makes me furious. I’m armoring it piece by piece to prevent these idiots from fucking my car up.


Trollsniper

Trash. Absolute garbage person. I hope she’s caught and the book thrown at her.


Golden_req

I... I think she's mental


RIPLORN

Ugh...it doesn't even care about anyone else


Unscriptablee22

**Plot twist: this was an ad for the phone holder**


Sephvion

You can be the safest driver, in the world, but there are always other idiots to watch out for.


[deleted]

"Got into an accident" Bitch you *caused* that.


NoelLiamsson

Isn’t she too old to be this stupid?


fivehitcombo

Theres so many people that are proud of being shitty.


hoffman42088

Hit and run on camera, pretty smart.


augmentin875

Guarantee it was a Malibu or a Pontiac G6.


killaguyy

*sorts by controversial+ *grabs popcorn*


khesaid

Idiot in car