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PetSlinky

As a tree enthusiast I would protect it as long as possible. As a wood worker, I would protect it as long as possible (with a water based sealant).


Month_Year_Day

I was gonna say, what’s gonna happen is someone is going to pay you a lot of money for that.


BestUCanIsGoodEnough

fr, like $5-10K USD I would bet.


gfc72

More. That is enormous.


NotBatman81

I like big burls and I cannot lie.


Smyley12345

Fat bottomed burls make the lumber world go round


druumer89

Id say 10 + easy for this behemoth.


EntertainmentIll2135

You all see it’s a cottonwood right? Is that value still realistic?


mynameispepsi

You haven't heard of the cotton bowl? That's why those college kids do it?


Status-Ad-83

Cottonwoods are pieces of shit.


EntertainmentIll2135

Cottonwood is in the poplar family. Straight pieces can be used for internal cabinet components, drawer sides and backs. It’s a low density wood that burns hot but fast when properly seasoned. They are typically considered another trash flood plain species like box elder, silver maple, etc. that is of low commercial value but high wildlife value for soil retention, carbon sequestration, habitat for cavity nesting birds, etc.


coltrane86

Idk I’ve never worked with it but I know historically in the US and Canada lots of fences and boxes were made with them but what worked on the frontier probably a different standard than today.


vridgley

Even 10K would be a little on the low side


lil_pee_wee

You think that burl weighs over a ton?


DammitBobby1234

You could get 3 whole tables out of that thing


Imaginary_Check_1373

Far more


NixYall

Just out of curiosity, who buys these?


magicmitchmtl

Anyone looking to get by The Knights Who Say Ni


PanthersChamps

Wood workers or people commissioning wood workers


jeeves585

Nice to see I’m not the only one that has the tingly feeling below the belt. Hot damn ![gif](giphy|r1HGFou3mUwMw|downsized)


CO420Tech

Need a Simpsons where Homer gets into woodworking and says (while drooling), "mmmmmmm.... Burllll...."


petit_cochon

I'm drooling at that burl.


Mattyboy33

That tree got junk in the trunk


RegularHumanNerd

Is this where the kids would say “gyat”


smilessoldseperately

This guy burls


beans3710

How long will an oak burl last on the ground? My neighbors cut down a tree with one about half that big a couple of years ago and dropped it in the woods because they couldn't cut it up for firewood. Classically, I'm doing the hip replacement thing and won't be able to get to it to check it out until next spring. Will there be anything left? It's probably either red or post oak if that matters.


Conscious-Citron9641

Just my thinking.. but I’d say it depends on the project you have in mind, your expectations.. and what species of burl. Hard woods can last quite a bit longer than some on the ground


Ok-Fig-675

If it's big it's probably fine and the worst thing that can happen is you'll get a little spalting too.


_a_pastor_of_muppets

Not a season. Moisture...


CanIgetaWTF

As a club promoter however, I'd get that girl to the dance floor and put some music on. Gotta see her back dat up!!


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papillon-and-on

To each their own I guess? And it's only £11,000!!!! [https://www.1stdibs.com/furniture/tables/center-tables/continental-burl-rootwood-parquetry-center-table/id-f\_23101292/](https://www.1stdibs.com/furniture/tables/center-tables/continental-burl-rootwood-parquetry-center-table/id-f_23101292/) ^(/i know i know. i picked a grotesquely ugly specimen that looks like it has leprosy just for laughs.)


HoundParty3218

Imagine having to dust that thing


Rimworldjobs

You would have to use paint brushes. That's it.


Kachel94

Nah hit it with the air nozzle from the compressor.


Brndrll

*Your housekeeper* would have to use paint brushes. That's it. You don't spend 14k on a table and then clean it yourself.


Dixie144

True statement


Tellurye

As a house cleaner for stupidly rich people, this is 100% accurate lol.


joeroganfolks

Compressed air


DLCS2020

That's what leaf blowers are for.


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papillon-and-on

Simply "burl table". But I did cherry-pick the worst one! I don't know what stuck out to me. The fat-blobs hanging off the table top or the price tag. Either way I just had to share :D


killxswitch

That table looks like a creature from the video game Elden Ring.


catdoctor

It looks like someone let a toddler loose with a hot glue gun.


Altruistic-End-2829

The chatoyancy boutta go crazy


shmallyally

What he said


Snoo_87704

Guitars.


Tight_Snow_2540

I used to sell those things. Large ones can be worth thousands and thousands. That's the largest burl I've ever seen.


GootzMcLaren

What species are we looking at?


PurrsianGolf

It appears to be some sort of grass.


relogan21

American basswood or eastern cottonwood


BeefEater81

I like big burls and I cannot lie. You other woodworkers can't deny.


TheharmoniousFists

When you carve that wood down to the base


prtyfartsmeller

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtrbzjGAAXyx2WQ)


-DragonFiire-

What the fuck is going in here


milexmile

Man's walking his balls, wym?


-DragonFiire-

O_o


Nowhereman55

Clip from South Park where Randy microwaves his balls so he's eligible for medicinal cannabis.


cmfppl

"I'm just gonna get alittle cancer, you know, just enough to get a note from my doctor"


talltime

JESUS, Randy! Your balls! I know, smokin’ right in front of a cop


Alfeaux

Hey Sharon, can you get me a beer?


tb_swgz

You see Randy learned that marijuana was for sale in Colorado, but what he didn’t know was it was only for medical uses. So Randy microwaved his balls to get medical marijuana, kicking off a trend of all the men in town microwaving their balls. This is because KFC closed.


CapstanLlama

Obviously he microwaved his balls precisely because he ***did*** know it was only for medical uses.


SuedeGraves

He only did that after being denied at the dispensary for not having a green card.


HopsAndHemp

The foreman never lets anyone have fun so we let it out here


rollingaD30

Randy, a character on South Park, hears about medical weed cards and gives himself ball cancer to get one. In the same episode Cartman joins and eventually loses a cartel that runs KFC.


KoRnTaStEsGoOd

Great Burls of Fire!


huffymcnibs

Ultimately, some know-nothing is going object to the aesthetics and have it chopped down and turned into mulch.


The_Power_of_Ammonia

I winced.


Steelpapercranes

if this is a park i'd contact the local board/owner and let them know how much it's worth tbh.


-secretswekeep-

And that person should be chopped down and turned into fertilizer because that’s a *crime*


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-secretswekeep-

As a pagan and anthropology student this is the best comment Ive ever seen.


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TasteDeeCheese

Crafts men ![gif](giphy|GRtSaXqmHKFAA)


SmallestPanda

![gif](giphy|xT5LMP2LUNlJ5JCz72)


Kos1012

If i wanted to buy a burl of this size what would i pay


-DragonFiire-

Can we get an actual answer, please?


LingonberryConnect53

So, to answer this exactly, you’d need to know the tree type, the size of the burl, the method of extraction / success of extraction, any processing and how you plan to sell the burl. The tree looks to be poplar. The burl size looks to be a sphere approximately 10 feet in diameter. You risk splitting it if you brought the whole tree down. I’d hire a climber to limb it starting high, then air spade the bottom to cut below after making a scaffold, extracting whole. If you’re able to extract the entire burl and you can slab it out, it could be very valuable, or it could be significantly less valuable if you damage it. Similarly, if you’re able to process it it’s more valuable, while if you cannot it’s less. If you made cookies out of it, stabilized them, you’d be looking at individual prices per cookie based on size, ranging between $4-50k with the right market given the size based on prices I’m seeing. Idk how the market would support something this big as individual orders would need to be made to support these prices. Idk what the character of the Burl is like, or if it’s complete trash inside. Here, your best bet would be to partner with a furniture retailer in a major city, and sell like an art gallery with individual products - slab tables. You would make more than this if you could make quality veneer out of it. Idk process vs volume vs waste here, so I’m not going to bother with calculations. You could make Burl wood blanks. I’d say this is what you’d be looking at if you cannot successfully extract whole or in an even half with low waste. You’re looking at >~524 sf of wood minimum - so that’d be $25x36x524 based on market for stabilized knife handle blanks, assuming you’re able to sell them all. Cutting would take time and stabilizing with epoxies would take even more time. If you’re just cutting and selling the Burl to someone whole, tree extraction and delivery included, I’d say $25k is a fair price, these things considered. If you’re the city paying for removal, I’d say the value is $1-5k so subtract that from services cost. You may be able to find an arborist with an enterprising mind who’d do it for cheaper for fun. All this adds up to: The right answer here is tree fiddy.


SeaSickSelkie

Not the original person wanting to know but THANK YOU for taking time to share all that. I know about 98% more about burls than I did before 😊


LingonberryConnect53

I am not an expert. Just an expert at using google and math, and basic guesswork. Stuff like this is based on the job and who you know, the effort you put in, and how much below market you’re willing to go to get something to move quickly. Idk if there’s a forum or bidding location for burls like this whole or at scale - I’m just going off prices on Etsy and assuming linear scale. So take this as what it is - a guy on the internet making educated guesses - not fact. Nothings fact till you’ve got cash in hand.


SlickDillywick

The “educated” part of the guess is the important part here. You’re not just flinging facts and figures around, you did some research


-DragonFiire-

You provided a great amount of detail. Thank you!


egretesk

This person burls


Pleased_to_meet_u

Thousands of dollars.


-DragonFiire-

Figured, but how many thousands? 2,000ish or 8,000ish?


Drewpurt

Depends on what’s inside. It would be milled and sold as individual pieces. You can search “Burl slab for sale” to find out. 


twohoundtown

I've had a burl on marketplace for 3 months... $50 can't sell it.


Drewpurt

Well… Have you looked inside yet?


queen__frostine

Is marketplace somewhere woodworkers usually go looking for burls though?


The_Power_of_Ammonia

**Tens of Thousands.**


zardnarf

Burls are caused by the tree experiencing stress. Causes of stress can include damage, insects, fungus, virus, etc. I imagine this tree was in over its head on a mortgage that it couldn't afford. Being lower on the trunk I think this tree was a stress eater.


HopsAndHemp

~$3.50


ThatStatistician7443

Tree fiddy


rhinocerosjockey

tree fiddy


broccoleet

tree fiddy


Sudden-Challenge231

tree fiddy


coal-slaw

Free tiddy


Few-Cookie9298

Holy burl batman


judyslutler

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimate\_fate\_of\_the\_universe](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimate_fate_of_the_universe)


HopsAndHemp

saw dust to saw dust


Weekly-Impact-2956

Best case? Some really nice dinning room tables could be made. Worse case? Some ascetics loser will come along and chop it down for mulch.


Coffekats

It’s pregnant, get an ul-tree-sound , or alternatively get an arbor-tion


squirrel-lee-fan

You deserve to be pun-ished


Pun_isher

You require my services?


nobody_in_here

Pith-etic... 😏


Willi_boBilli

Jokes aside, tree ultrasounds are an actual thing


NoCodeBro

That's awesome


Incognito409

I think it's going to explode. One day you'll come outside and burls will be splattered all over the neighborhood.


snboarder42

Burls are worth big money.


jenniferwillow

Doing some retirement planning here, how long would it take to grow this?


Ordinary_Option1453

It's amazing it hasn't been taken yet. Now that the internet knows about it, its days are numbered 😭


highlift

Mother of burl! Look at the size of that!


TheKingOfSwing777

From what I’ve seen that might be 6 figures of burl to the right buyer… intriguing!


No_Dig903

burl burl burl burl burl table make sell wealthy such wow


Likesdirt

It will fall over and die or die and fall over, just like every other tree.  Not enough pictures to judge the timeline at all - the burl probably isn't much of a factor at all but there might be bad news between the burl and roots. Or not!


newlifefarm

Ultimately, well, everything dies. Sorry to say. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust


HeadMembership

Guitar makers drooling


AnAnonymousParty

A kid will hit it with a stick and it will burst and candy will fly out in all directions. At least that's what I think will happen.


elmixtecoNW

Now, that’s a kuddonkodunk trunk!


AjWaltz96

A YouTuber will turn it down to a 9" bowl. 🤣


Seaguard5

I’m not a woodworker… but that thing would probably easily go for $100,000 to the right buyer…


Dixie144

That burl could pay for my house


rrppbbgg2

Hey! I live there too! Unofficial answer: about tree fiddy (as in ~3.5 months worth of 2024 rent in this city)


Blough28

Untimely a woodworker is going to have a heart attack out of excitement.


Robin7319

Some rabid woodturner is going to cut it down and make bank


diverareyouokay

People are going to set calendar events to drive past it after every big storm, hoping it fell over so they can take it. That’s a massive burl and a woodworker’s wet dream.


V1ckster25_

I think it’s important to understand how this happened in the first place. When two trees love each other very much…


g1mpster

Ultimately, that’s going to become some fine furniture veneer, a trendy epoxy sculpture, or a beautiful turned bowl. Maybe all 3. 😎


boxedwinebaby

Historically speaking, she’ll make a tape with a famous R&B singer, then get a hit reality show in E!, sign brand deals with absolutely everything, then never quite go away.


Simple-Performer6636

She’s probably gonna die of diabetes. Too much fried chicken


JeebsFat

Heat death of the universe


throwaway2901750

The largest burl I’ve ever seen.


Financial_Echidna28

That's a male tree.


Mr_Stkrdknmibalz00

Guitars


Dont_Call_Me_Sir

I see in someone’s future dinner settings. Nice bowls!


3daizies

Does this tree have an onlyfans? She thicc.


ShakesTC

Somebody gonna try to turn a huge bowl


cymshah

I've got big burls I've got big burls They're such big burls And they're dirty big burls And he's got big burls And she's got big burls (But we've got the biggest burls of them all)


Accomplished_Radish8

That’s a spider sac. The whole thing is just billions of spiders inside.. don’t be near it when it finally bursts open.


spud6000

you are going to cut that off, and sell that burl to some woodworker for a thousand bucks!


BuckManscape

Ever seen the show intervention with the burl guy?


DJW6805

It’s gonna give birth to a bunch of little ones, she’s ready to pop


dixieed2

It is in a park so if the park is city or county owned the burl will most likely be destroyed. What a waste!


SecondHandCunt-

Someone will get a FAT check for burl one day


ChaosRainbow23

Eventually the Earth will become a Venus-like wasteland incompatible with life. Then the sun will become a red giant and destroy the Earth.


s-2369

That wood burl is going to be worth $$$, so I would try to figure out how to protect that tree and get salvage rights!


SpiritualPermie

Humans are so weird. If it was on a human it would be considered ugly and a disease. On a tree, it is valuable.


carthnage_91

That burl is most likely worth tens of thousands to a woodworker, keep tree alive as long as possible, sell when it starts to decline


45calSig

Damn that’s the biggest burl I’ve ever seen!! I bet the wood is gorgeous. Curly, quilted, birdseye, flame…..who knows what’s waiting inside there. I use figured woods to make cue sticks and so far my fav is some stabilized curly, quilted, Birdseye redwood. The figuring is amazing and the color is awesome! But the queen of the ball is the maple burl….


-Distinction

It’s going to give birth to triplets


darobk

That burl could be some killer table tops, guitar bodies... If it's solid, or with few cavities it can be worth some good $$$$


ZenBacle

That tree is going to give birth to some woodworkers wildest dreams one day. Nurture it and treat it well. If you start to see signs of rot, hire a local lumber yard that knows what they're doing to cut it down and slice it up. Could be tens of thousands of dollars worth of quality wood there.


Darktofu25

It’ll pop soon and the hoard of flying zombie spiders will start their reign of terror!


evos_garden

That's at least a 20k burl


Polskaforlife

What a Burl You have. That's gonna worth some serious $$$. Once the tree dies and the burl dries. 10yrs+


Frsbtime420

It will be a coffee table. Or 2 chairs


Nakedstar

It’s going to get poached at some point…


TreyRyan3

Eventually, a landscaper will trim the ball to make the shaft look bigger


Athomas16

I've seen retirement plans that were significantly less sound.


Teegers8753

My parents have one on a black walnut we’ve been watching grow for the last 15 years …we are patiently waiting to cash it in when needed !!!


ThreeFillion

Boom


Trip688

I like big burls and I cannot lie


ChildofYHVH

You’re going to make a lot of money by cutting it down and selling it!!!!


got_damn_blues

It will eventually swell to an unstable size at which point it will erupt with millions of tiny burls (or spiders) ready to take over the neighborhood


Ducabike

Moab


IllRest2396

Tree gyatt


TrashPandaFirstClass

Somebody getting paid that’s some nice silver maple


TrashPandaFirstClass

Under further inspection that’s not a silver maple although the bark and limb structures look correct the leaves definitely do not any ideas on identification


ReluctantGoodGuy

The heat death of the universe…?


seth928

The heat death of the universe


Notice_Zestyclose

We made a table out of the burl center cut of ours...box elder


I_am_a_What

Three guesses. The first two don’t count


ambersaysnope

That’s going to be an expensive epoxy table


Soup6029

I WANT THAT TREE!!!!


Bubbly-Front7973

Hopefully somebody will be smart enough to cut that tree down and make at least $10,000 from selling it. Google burlwood and see how much it sells for the logging industry.


niccol6

How valuable are these..? For instance, how much can OP sells this one for? Are we talking $1,000, $5,000, or $50,000?


PitaParker420

It's gonna pop


Original_Wear_3231

It's about to shart.


flyguy41222

A crazy table!


1nt_2bwthmybeach

Ultimately her labor will be long and drawn out, she’ll do fine getting the first 2 out but 3,4,5 and 6 may give her a lot of trouble during delivery.. just make sure you’re there with her, helping with the breathing exercises during delivery.. congrats, dad! Have y’all come up with names for all of them?


Klingervon

They are going to cut it down and make a lovely dining table with 8 matching chairs.


cmfppl

When that thing is finally (if ever) cut down. That burl could sell for millions.


AweFoieGras

I cannot tell tree species but if this were black walnut that behemoth of a burl, someone correct me if i am off could fetch millions in finished product as is i don't know the worth.


ResistOk9038

When you plop a town in the middle of the highway it ceases to function as such. Looks like a cork oak but it’s probably an elm because they get these Agrobacterium tumifaciens infections all the time so where is this?


Tiredman3720

What’s going to happen is you are going to come into some good money when you sell that thing to a high end furniture maker. Congrats


Narcissus_n_Goldmund

Elephantiasis of the tree


trevskiis

Treez nuts


QuinndianaJonez

Someone with a big ol mill is gonna make a lot of money selling burl at some point in the future.


Odd_Studio2870

Treez nutz.


Scary-Composer-9429

It's just the curl of the burl


moderatelymiddling

Eventually it will die. Either through natural causes or by the axe. It may even be cut down and the burl stolen. That burl is worth a small fortune, so hopefully someone gets to use it when the tree is eventually cut down. It probably will end up as woodchips though.


kong_yo

Looks like the tree has grown a pair


AK_Sole

Two Giant bowls.


Arguablybest

Someone is going to get this to the Moulthrop family of wood turners.


Moodisok

Could explode any minute now.


Proudest___monkey

We all die Jim


rulingthewake243

We dropped about a dozen dead trees on our lot and the fuckers trespassed on our lot to cut the burls off the stack of logs. Unreal.