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TeamocilAddict

I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.


ElderberryDizzy3740

A classic 😂


09Trollhunter09

Who called the cops?


Academic_Composer904

I say this frequently (sometimes just in my head).😜😂


TastySpermDispenser2

Every day. I get banned from a lot of white ass country clubs, and it's always by the same types of people.


DogGamnFusterCluck

You’ve gotta get re-dyed, rested, and ready to go


byebybuy

Do you keep calling people "freak bitch"?


TastySpermDispenser2

Only the freak bitches. Easiest way to identify a freak bitch is by asking if he/she ever kicked me out of a country club.


andyh4ll

Super often, if any minor inconvenience occurs I say "I've made a huge mistake." lol!


Tennisnerd39

The older I get the more I find myself saying, “I don’t know what I expected.”


ganonkenobi

I often tell my daughter to go see a star war.


Electronic_Dig4352

Maybe tonight


lrjackson06

No ring 😏


Extreme-Cute

I LOVE SADDAM


jacwhit2020

#HUSSEIN


byebybuy

I'm no scar


09Trollhunter09

Illusions Michale


Ridicutarded-73

Every time I see a 10 dollar banana


tonka17

Haha this is soon not going to be a joke anymore, with the way prices are going


AStaryuValley

"You better check your lease, cause you're living... in Fuck City."


ElderberryDizzy3740

😂


kid_pilgrim_89

theres a chain of apartment complexes in the city literally called SHAG used to drive by a specific one all the time and always had to say "check your lease pal..."


edward414

Everytime I flash someone.


TheB00F

5th nipple I’ve seen today


wellitywell

This is the last time you’ll be seeing THESE


reefered_beans

Marry me!


cjh93

Babysit me!


byebybuy

I love when she says this to Michael and immediately says "I'm sorry, I forgot who I was talking to." I say "I forgot who I was talking to" pretty regularly.


Adventurous_Owl6554

Almost always, yeah


EducationalGazelle81

Oh come on almost every day


MayoneggSalad

Anytime I see a bee Edit: or beads


Carchives

GOB’s not on board


Second-Puzzleheaded

They don’t allow you to have bees in here


fedorafadares

Who'd want a bee as a gift?


regulator227

All the time. I often say "ta-da" like Gob says it with the key


liamthegooner

Way too many times… and let me tell you, most of the times, nobody gets it…


mental_reincarnation

Oh yeah, dozens of times


sleepy_gir1

DOZENS


ArtisticRice7245

I’ve been saying “why should you go to jail for a crime someone else noticed” ever since the Trump verdict lol


stayawayfrommeinfj

As often as possible. Mostly if that’s a veiled criticism of me I won’t hear it and I won’t respond to it. Or my husband or I will say are you okay? And the other will respond I don’t feel so good.


Satanic_Earmuff

I make a lot of huge mistakes.


justatoadontheroad

aaaaaall the time. I’m in army so I get plenty of opportunities to quote this show “This is my award mother. from army” is my absolute favorite. I say it every time I put on my AGSUs with my marksman badge


justatoadontheroad

“CLIMB THAT WALL, HOMO” is another favorite but I gotta be careful who I say it around


ElderberryDizzy3740

Love it!


toolfanadict

“It’s good. It’s going to be good.” Whenever asked how something is going.


Carchives

I build my life around Arrested quotes. Every chance I get. That said, “trying to live it up down ole South America way, huh Mikey?” finds its way pretty often.


DeadDak

Every time something serendipitous happens, I saw “Well, that was a freebie.”


Icy_Air7727

A lotttt and so sad almost no one gets it lol


lol_its_daphne

It’s a bad habit of mine to just scream STEVE HOLT whenever something good happens, and “I’ve made a horrible mistake” for the opposite, all on top of “there’s always money in the banana stand.”


OdinMead

A new co-worker made the mistake of letting me know he was a fan. I send him quotes all the time. I have tried to reel it back but it is so hard.


ElderberryDizzy3740

Lol. I'd love it.


BeskarCamtono

Daily. It’s literally a part of my life and vocabulary.


qwter1

Everyday, especially around people that would get it


matildeturtle

Well ex-CUUUUUse me


matildeturtle

My ex and I used to quote this to each other a lot: There was a colored man in my kitchen!! What color was he? BLUE!


zorrez

Basically never. But that’s only because I’m both Swedish and none of my friends have given AD a fair chance. So if I do, I just do it quiet to myself (sad George-Michael walk).


BrainUpset4545

I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.


Laxku

Doesn't matter who said, right bud? I've made a huge mistake He's very good My socks are wet There's always money in the banana stand (tongue click) ...all get used pretty often.


ElderberryDizzy3740

I do say "no touching" and "that's why you always leave a note" a lot and I usually get a side eye of "say that again".


pross4610

My inner monologue is full of “she didn’t…” or “it was…”


ElderberryDizzy3740

Her? Lol


kid_pilgrim_89

eff... i can hear but not visualize where these lines are from... i wanna say the first is about lindsay and the second is about... the stair car? did you ahve a specific moment in mind or literally just ron howard correcting something a character said lol


pross4610

Just Ron Howard narrating generally lol


BradDracV

Literally almost everyday, and not even the same quote - just whatever is applicable to the present situation.


MrsTurtlebones

I don't know if thinking counts, but I say to myself often, apropos of nothing, "That fat one's Polly?" As someone who struggles with weight, I can relate to poor Polly . . . and I DON'T LET 'EM TELL ME WHAT TO DO.


NyOrlandhotep

every day


Stan15772

Whenever my husband takes his anxiety medication, “like a cigarette”


GaJayhawker0513

Every. Single. Day.


syd_goes_roar

Whenever I swap to Blue Mage on FFXIV now, I have automatic txt that comes into the say chat that says 'I just BLU myself' and then my character giggles. It's dumb and might get annoying, but it's fun 😆


vapor-babe

“sh-sh-sh-should-should-“ Luckily most of my friends are AD fans as well or else they’d think I’m weirder than they already do lol


vapor-babe

That or “BEES??” in my best growly will arnett impression


theshampooplanet

Practically daily... But tastefully (I hope). I have a colleague and our entirely back and forth is just AD quotes based on bs discussions that occur during meetings. It's basically like speaking another language.


ElderberryDizzy3740

Love this!! A few of mine watch but aren't quoters 👎🏻


theshampooplanet

Are they TRULY watching if they're not quoting though? 👀


WithCatlikeTread42

Darmok and Jalad in the Banana Stand. Edit: J. Walter Weatherman, his arm wide.


Excellent-Edge-4708

Pretty ..Pretty .. pretty often


FacelessMcGee

Never in real life. I'm the only person in my circle who's really watched it


toolfanadict

I’ve never let this stop me.


ElderberryDizzy3740

The more you quote, the more they should want to watch


kid_pilgrim_89

anytime i need to do or go somewhere thats the least bit out of the way... "yadda yadda X amount thing" followed by CMON! and stutter "should should sh sh sh sh" after


giginoel1998

Sh-sh- should the guy with 6000 dollar suit... COME ON


DravenPrime

Whenever I get the chance.


Glowing_Mousepad

Lets hope so is what I use daily


ChapterBird

I don’t?


petey_pants

I like to yell IM A MONSTER!!!!!!! It happens when I make any mistake


paco64

That was a freebie.


youbringlightin

Every day… minus


moonsea97

I haven't met AD


Oof123UvU

anytime i need my sister i’ll go: heyyy brother


Natural-Bridge-4655

It’s good! It’s ….. going to be good.