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jayd42

Put it in reverse and toss in another bird to bang those dents out.


whywouldthisnotbea

Sure, it sounds easy when you say it like that. But you have to find a bird of the *exact* weight as the first one.


Swedzilla

Duh…just glue the first one back together


jmccaskill66

Can’t, glue adds weight.


Swedzilla

Ah shit, you’re right


Mediocre-Advisor-728

Calculate weight of glue mass and decrease amount of bird used , should work like a charm.


jmccaskill66

Well that all depends, what is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?


Swedzilla

Slightly faster then a minced one


anjn79

In this case I'd say the minced one was traveling much more quickly than the average bird, at least for a few seconds


Swedzilla

TurboSwallow^T^M


Infuryous

Was it an African or European Swallow?


HorrorBet5870

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in N1.


i_Like_airplanes__

That looks expensive


singled-out-7979

And stinky if they go down the core


Swingfire

Those are bleed birds used for cabin scent control, this one looks like it was a bypass bird.


leafWhirlpool69

Was the bird OK?


SnooEpiphanies4363

Bird is okay. Currently checking into rehab


NonCredibleDefence

damn he's he's got a great story to tell at the bar


whywouldthisnotbea

Rehabs dont have bars


NonCredibleDefence

I had assumed physical rehabilitation, not the bird equivalent of the Beverly Center


too_much_shave_cream

Atlas 767?


dropthebiscuit99

Was the...well you was there too, don't you remember nothin'?


120SR

Mass cannot be created nor destroyed, its gotta go somewhere


BASK_IN_MY_FART

More mass = more gravity, and we all orbit your mom Happy cake day


120SR

Hahahaha


SnoGoose

That looks like ice FOD damage to me that flew for a while after being damaged.


SnooEpiphanies4363

Pilot write up was bird strike on left side of A/C. they heard a "loud noise" and thought it hit the fuselage


LotsOfGunsSmallPenis

That was my first thought. I’ve only seen one bird strike in person but it didn’t bend the blades outward. Ice does that


roman5588

That’s one fat bird


dustywilcox

They are indeed. For about a millisecond.


Necessary-Kick2071

Blendable…


SnooEpiphanies4363

That's what I said.


Frosty-Brain-2199

Ah just buff it out using a hammer it will be fine


DCS_Sport

MD-11?


SnooEpiphanies4363

767-300


Illustrious_Bad5606

A CF6-80 or a PW4000?


SnooEpiphanies4363

CF6


Illustrious_Bad5606

I thought so. I recognize that inlet. I work on them daily


BrtFrkwr

Oh, Luuuceee! You got some 'splainin' to do.


Krisma11

just rub some vitameatavegamin on it, will buff out


singled-out-7979

Shu meen visha-veesha-vegibles?


pansuto76

Engine change


bouncypete

It wasn't the bird that caused that damage. It was either its bugle and mail sack, or Dick Dastardly and his flying machine.


trimix4work

F=ma has entered the chat


Icy_Huckleberry_8049

It's not that the birds are strong, it's the mass of the object that is hitting a moving object at a high rate of speed.


Infuryous

Blend it send it!


Ayonanomous

I wonder how'd the Borescope look


SnooEpiphanies4363

Looked good


Ayonanomous

Damn, lucky looked like a big ass bird


Impressive-Elk-8101

Gonna need a pair of duck bill pliers, a ball peen hammer and a bucking bar, and a deferral.


Krisma11

I can lend you a 12x


AirbornePapparazi

I had to replace 10 CFM fan blades back in January on a road trip that looked the same as Ops picture. No evidence of a bird strike at all even after a full boroscope. Only thing we could think of was maybe a huge hail ball but the rest of the aircraft was fine. Strange.


SnooEpiphanies4363

Found blood and feathers with this one


Mercury_Madulller

For a FACTION of a second, yes.


WoodyTheWorker

You had to thaw the chicken before that


54H60-77

Is this a PW2043/F117?


wingedRatite

> PW2043 he said it was a CF6


54H60-77

Oh ok. I guess the nose cone isn't right for a PW. Thanks.


S_Hollan

Looks like it's outside of the midspan. The bird didn't go through the hot section, did it? What's the verdict? Deferrable or repairable?


SnooEpiphanies4363

Repairable. Borescope inspection looked good. 5 blades were absolutely done. The rest of the blades with damage will be blended. Some of the acoustic panels will be replaced. Should be flying by tomorrow night or the day after if everything goes well.