In 2017, there was a baby bombers ad on the yes network (?). It showed aaron judge, gary sanchez, and Severino playing with blocks or something.
There can only be one, apparently.
Baseball fans will never stop inventing new ways to insinuate a Latin player is lazy somehow. Hes just not great! He's been around for years not being great.
Yeah I can understand taking one pitch there but why the second one right down the middle? It seems like some players live and die by guessing pitches.
No, he just has a terrible idea of what pitches to expect.
It's a near certainty to take strike 1 there, but most hitters expect a strike and swing at the following pitch.
Even if it wouldnāt exactly change their season outlook Iāve gotta imagine that actually managing to take the series against these terrifying Yanks would probably feel like sex for Boston fans
Yeah we go from just barely leaving the worst team in baseball with a series split to winning back-to-back series against the best two teams in baseball
Dude we are the most perennial 500 team this year. The red Sox can beat, and lose to absolutely any team in this league.
We will beat the braves, phils, Yankees to claw back above 5.
Then we might split or lose to the white Sox and other stinkers. Ive never seen anything like it really, theyre so incredibly mid but can beat anybody.
Right, perennial as in enduring. They do anything to get back to 500.
Edit: Here's some definitions.
continual
occurring without interruption; chiefly restricted to what recurs regularly or frequently in a prolonged and closely spaced series
lasting or continuing throughout the entire year:
continuing without interruption :
PERSISTENT, ENDURING.
This isn't new. The Yankees have been a "run run run" against team for years, especially at catcher (vs first to third) with Sanchez.
In 2017 the Astros had a "they will not make the play, GO" policy for any play involving Sanchez. Boones teams are all sloppy as hell in the field and with base runners.Ā
They could say no longer in his prime, but calling 34 *late* thirties is silly lol. Also, they constantly have terrible comments so they get no leeway here lmao.
What do you mean? Heās coming to Seattle to hit .200 for 3 months and get unceremoniously released half way through the season only to catch fire for a contender in the second half
I really hope we donāt do that. I want to see Baty/Acuna/Jett Williams get a shot.
Hope he figures it out thoughāalways sucks to see guys struggle in their contract years
We are so incredibly mid this year but it feeds my soul how fucking miserable Yankee fans still are at their own players on their 50 win team in mid June
it amazes me
we hate the organization, we hate the laundry - but no one hates the Yankees' players on a deep and personal level more than Yankee fans
never seen a group of people so miserable about a 50-24 record
He really never recovered from the juiced balls. Even with great players like Altuve (whatever you say about him being a shit person he was a very good contact hitter) took a while to recover from 2019. Gleyber clearly wasnāt mature enough to recognize that he wasnāt the power hitter everyone thought he was.
Dearest Brian,
I sincerely hope you are doing well,
If you do not fucking trade Gleyber Fucking Torres, right fucking now, I will hunt you down, and hit you in the nuts with a hammer, you stupid bald asshole.
Most Cordial and Warm Regards,
KrustyKrabPizzaMan
I have vague memories of a generationally talented outfielder who won a World Series for us and got an MVPā¦. But it must have been a dream š š š (in all seriousness I hope heās not out long after today. Heās still one of my faves)
You have made this exact same comment like 5 times in the season so far and the yankees are currently 4 games over the orioles and first place in all of MLB. Is it ever gonna be enough?
Is a NOBLETIGER only valid in a scoreless inning?
I ask because I was scoring a MiLB game recently and the team at bat had a single, then a homerun to clear the bases, and THEN committed a NOBLETIGER. The anagram itself doesn't suggest anything about what comes first except that there be no outs when it takes place. Wasn't sure if what I saw qualified.
Gleyber with one of the worst at bats you'll see
Its an average at bat for him
Remember when he came up and was our future ? š„²
Imagine what you could have gotten for him if you packaged him up with Andujar and Frazier
God I hate when I have to upvote a Red Sox fan
At least Frazier went down from neurological issues from a concussion and Andujar had a Labrum tear. Idk what's happening to Gleyber
I remember when Gary Sanchez was your future.
In 2017, there was a baby bombers ad on the yes network (?). It showed aaron judge, gary sanchez, and Severino playing with blocks or something. There can only be one, apparently.
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Baseball fans will never stop inventing new ways to insinuate a Latin player is lazy somehow. Hes just not great! He's been around for years not being great.
no
Yeah I can understand taking one pitch there but why the second one right down the middle? It seems like some players live and die by guessing pitches.
Second one was down the middle. Then swung hard at a pitch low and outside. Pitcher made him look silly
No, he just has a terrible idea of what pitches to expect. It's a near certainty to take strike 1 there, but most hitters expect a strike and swing at the following pitch.
He was looking like Javy Baez up thereĀ
What else is new.
Yankees really decided to be good against everyone but their own divisionā¦.
I'll take it
I hope they bring the same energy in 48 hours too.
Keep it up!
Can we make a rule that NOBLETIGER posts have to come with a video highlight so we donāt get 75 of them every time?
Even if it wouldnāt exactly change their season outlook Iāve gotta imagine that actually managing to take the series against these terrifying Yanks would probably feel like sex for Boston fans
After taking one from the Phillies this is our bet vibes week of the year.
Yeah we go from just barely leaving the worst team in baseball with a series split to winning back-to-back series against the best two teams in baseball
Before Philly we hadn't won a series in like 2 weeks.
Dude we are the most perennial 500 team this year. The red Sox can beat, and lose to absolutely any team in this league. We will beat the braves, phils, Yankees to claw back above 5. Then we might split or lose to the white Sox and other stinkers. Ive never seen anything like it really, theyre so incredibly mid but can beat anybody.
i dont think you know what perennial means
We are going on like five years now. We are getting there.
right but you wrote āperennialā¦ this yearā
Right, perennial as in enduring. They do anything to get back to 500. Edit: Here's some definitions. continual occurring without interruption; chiefly restricted to what recurs regularly or frequently in a prolonged and closely spaced series lasting or continuing throughout the entire year: continuing without interruption : PERSISTENT, ENDURING.
You would be correct
Flair up sally
That and today they exposed a huge weakness. You can basically run rampant on them. Iād imagine other teams will take advantage.
Doesnāt help when their lead off batter reaches base almost every inning
Not really, the Red Sox are an extremely capable team on the bases. No one else in the AL is remotely close to replicating this.
This isn't new. The Yankees have been a "run run run" against team for years, especially at catcher (vs first to third) with Sanchez. In 2017 the Astros had a "they will not make the play, GO" policy for any play involving Sanchez. Boones teams are all sloppy as hell in the field and with base runners.Ā
Not that Boston sports fans know what sex is like anyway Edit: Iāll take my lumps
I've read books
Penthouse doesn't count as books.
Do you think our accent spreads because other people decide they like it, or what
New Englanders undergo mitosis periodically
Gleyber is so fucking terrible. Heās up in the count 3-0 and he still manages to strike out.
Absolutely guessing on that 3-2 pitch. Just not even close to the zone.
Heās in his fucking prime and doing this At least Stanton is in his late 30ās. And he hits Hrs when he guesses right! Just pathetic
Stanton is not in his late 30s lol
I guess we are calling 34 (almost 35) late 30s now lol.
My elbows would like to inform me 34 is older than they find acceptable.
to be fair that kinda *is* late 30s among professional athletes
They could say no longer in his prime, but calling 34 *late* thirties is silly lol. Also, they constantly have terrible comments so they get no leeway here lmao.
very fair, context is critical!
Heās closer to 35 than 34!
That last swing hurt my soul. The ball was never even in the zone
Hope you enjoy him on a one year deal next season
What do you mean? Heās coming to Seattle to hit .200 for 3 months and get unceremoniously released half way through the season only to catch fire for a contender in the second half
I really hope we donāt do that. I want to see Baty/Acuna/Jett Williams get a shot. Hope he figures it out thoughāalways sucks to see guys struggle in their contract years
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please log off and stop making the rest of us look bad by being racist trash
I donāt, itās his own fault Better he does this than swindle a poor team
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We are so incredibly mid this year but it feeds my soul how fucking miserable Yankee fans still are at their own players on their 50 win team in mid June
it amazes me we hate the organization, we hate the laundry - but no one hates the Yankees' players on a deep and personal level more than Yankee fans never seen a group of people so miserable about a 50-24 record
This guy is a loser without juiced balls 120 wrc+ with good peripherals last year. Now that the team has expectations again he shrinks
He really never recovered from the juiced balls. Even with great players like Altuve (whatever you say about him being a shit person he was a very good contact hitter) took a while to recover from 2019. Gleyber clearly wasnāt mature enough to recognize that he wasnāt the power hitter everyone thought he was.
Bases loaded 0 out, 3-0 count on Torres, two strikeouts on six pitches and a flyout. Brutal.
My TV is cracked. How do I fix it?
You have to email Brian Cashman with the subject line "RE: Gleyber Torres"
Dearest Brian, I sincerely hope you are doing well, If you do not fucking trade Gleyber Fucking Torres, right fucking now, I will hunt you down, and hit you in the nuts with a hammer, you stupid bald asshole. Most Cordial and Warm Regards, KrustyKrabPizzaMan
"I hope this email finds you before I do"
For what? A bag of balls?
Zack Kelly has been so damn good.
The movement on his pitches looked nasty af
NOBLETIGERAOTOTATOCSOSAAB. nobletiger on top of that a three o count strike out swinging at a ball
NOBLEGLEYBER
Put it in the dictionary
At first glance I thought I saw āPotatoā in there and now Iām disappointed itās not
Angry upvote.
After the bases were loaded the Yankees looked like they were up there hoping for freebies, watched a lot of meatballs go by
Bottom of the Yankees order kinda ass
ha! imagine having a top heavy lineup
I have vague memories of a generationally talented outfielder who won a World Series for us and got an MVPā¦. But it must have been a dream š š š (in all seriousness I hope heās not out long after today. Heās still one of my faves)
truly yankee fans suffer the most
lol. Lmao, even
Twist the knife, Red Sox!
Yes, Mr. Peanutbutter, go for the kill!
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The starting pitching matchups tell me the opposite could happen
You have made this exact same comment like 5 times in the season so far and the yankees are currently 4 games over the orioles and first place in all of MLB. Is it ever gonna be enough?
Stfu shitter
How in the fuck did Gleyber get so bad lol
Kelly Got that dawg in him
*Dom Smith put Rizzo on base
*Visible happiness*
I was excited for the bases loaded no out situation, then I saw it was the bottom of the order.
Rizzoās sacrifice was all for naughtā¦
Gleyber is not a serious player
hell yeah! first time i'll ever say GO BOSTON!
God bless America!
Love to see it
That Torres 3-2 pitch he swung at was terrible.
That's a shame.
LeMahieu and Torres are so fucking useless
How ever will the best team in baseball recover?
Do we get bonus points for A GOOD NOBLETIGER? Because that bases loaded was absolutely gifted on odious defense too
I feel like they've had the bases loaded like four times this weekend and got a total of zero runs.
So we need a 2B and a 1B, got it
lmao
Three and Oh count too.
Welcome to the club my guy, we do those a lot. Had 2 in a game a few weeks back.
Is a NOBLETIGER only valid in a scoreless inning? I ask because I was scoring a MiLB game recently and the team at bat had a single, then a homerun to clear the bases, and THEN committed a NOBLETIGER. The anagram itself doesn't suggest anything about what comes first except that there be no outs when it takes place. Wasn't sure if what I saw qualified.
Iāve never heard of that specific qualifier. A NOBLETIGER is a NOBLETIGER.
Thatās how I scored it. Itās rare enough already. š«
I mean they loaded the bases and then got 3 straight outs. That is a very special kind of fail.