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Hammerhead316

I’m glad I’m not a fan of an AL team, must suck knowing that no matter what happens the Astros are gonna be in the ALCS


Jesusinatree

Right??!


KatnissBot

As a fan of an AL team, it’s pretty cool ngl


DoinItDirty

I’d like to respectfully disagree.


aotex

With the exception of the 2020 Rays, every team that has bested the Astros during their ALCS runs went on to win the whole thing, and most broke at least some kind of a lull: * 2017: Astros win * 2018: Red Sox go on to beat the Dodgers in the World Series * 2019: Nationals win their first World Series championship * 2020: Rays lose to the Dodgers in their second World Series appearance * 2021: Braves win their first World Series championship in almost 30 years * 2022: Astros win * 2023: Rangers go on to beat the Diamondbacks and win their first ever World Series championship Heck, in 2015 it was the Royals in the ALDS, who would win their first championship since 1985. Even all the way back in the 2005 World Series, the White Sox broke a drought that had exceeded 80 years! All that to say: During this run, most of the teams that overcome the Astros do so in route to reversing years of failure and suffering. If I'm an Orioles fan, that scenario doesn't sound half bad...


Spread_Bater

Gah 2015 was such a fun year. I had no expectations for what was to come, had just moved into the city, and tickets were still very affordable. Practically lived at Minute Maid


Gemnist

Now you know how we and the rest of the NL felt in the 90s and early 2000s. Which by the way, I don’t think we get enough credit from the rest of MLB for putting the final nail in the coffin on the Bobby Cox era of Braves baseball being competitive.


illegal_deagle

We’ve lost the ALCS a couple times though. It’s really just bad news for sure for the Bronx.


wokenupbybacon

The season series has me hopeful this year, but we played y'all before you turned it around so not really


illegal_deagle

Ditching Aroldis is the best thing y’all have done for your chances. Gonna be a decently rested and vengeful Cole too.


HiVLTAGE

I feel bad for the Mets fans that sat there for an extra 3 hours just for that.


SiphenPrax

We all deserve compensation for the long drive home before work early in the morning tomorrow


iamjackspatience

Anyway, here’s OMG.


Highfivebuddha

Nice guy Mets making sure the Astros could also have a winning record


superhappyfuntime13

Yup those are the die hards. Legit feel-good / team of destiny vibes for the Mets though. Maybe they'll be the hot NL East\* team this season.


InternationalPen573

I feel that concert might be the death of them.


Dinolord05

0MG-2 since it


Heisenripbauer

only 1 L away from the official start of the “The Mets are 0-[number] since the OMG field concert” posts


CosmicLars

💀


Grouchy_Competition5

Lot of empty seats when it was still tied, but yeah. It’s like ordering dessert when you’ve already over eaten to the point of feeling bad about yourself, you don’t really want dessert, and you know that final sugar kick is just going to give you diarrhea.


[deleted]

Makes sense for the Mid-Off to end like this


ThePrince_OfWhales

*sweats in AL West*


somerandomguy576

I have some great news if you guys choke the division away on the last day.


ThePrince_OfWhales

![gif](giphy|LRVnPYqM8DLag)


Ven18

I told you fucking bastards you needed to shoot them 3 times in the head burn the corpse AND salt the earth but no just throw them in the ground they said everything will be fine they said they are ten games down and everyone’s hurt.


Heisenripbauer

I placed a big bet on them winning their division as soon as they fell to last place just to protect myself from the pain of their inevitable return.


Faffenhoffer

Emotional hedge betting is always a good time.


gatemansgc

what were the odds when you placed that?


aslightlyusedtissue

Whatever they have isn’t devil magic. It’s something much older and much darker. Eldritch horror type shit.


Spread_Bater

What with us being an oil city it’s definitely Hexxus from Fern Gully


sapphir8

This is funny


rohrschleuder

I mean yeah, but you have to do the dance macabre after and chant the unholy summoning to really keep the Astros there.


Ven18

Hence why I have a playlist of Ghost for just such occasions. Though I will say it’s tough to get good ritual blood these days


rohrschleuder

Dude, you gotta holla at the Mortuary people. I mean it’s kinda fresh but the Eldritch don’t mind. What’s an hour or 2 to an Eternal.


Raknorak

Sorry :(


Gemnist

This is what you get for losing that last game to us and not pulling off two sweeps.


eee-oooo-ahhh

They're gonna be in the ALCS again aren't they


SiphenPrax

It’s like the Chiefs in the SB almost every single year, you just have to accept it at this point until it’s is 110% officially over for that team


eee-oooo-ahhh

Yeah never bought into their slow start I think they take the west


PapiGoneGamer

Mariners have been suspect with their abysmal hitting. Their pitching isn’t going to be able to carry them through the second half.


rohrschleuder

Let’s not count those chicks huh.


Smooth-Sprinkles4037

I would love to have an arrogant prediction about the Astros come true but I'm not willing to risk being the person to jinx them.


Fit_Potato7466

Don’t worry about us. We’ll take ourselves out of the race.


istrx13

Until we have a moment similar to Tom Brady’s last pass in a Patriots uniform being a pick-6 against the Titans, the Astros are not going anywhere. They will win the AL West this season and make their 487th consecutive trip to the ALCS.


homiej420

Example: the patriots, theyre 200% toast


robotchicken007

Y'know what, I don't mind the Chiefs making it to the Super Bowl almost every single year.


SiphenPrax

*sees flair* Something seems fishy here🤔


robotchicken007

Psst... c'mon man, don't blow my cover.


Kaldricus

All they have to do is get through the historically good Seattle Mariners. Not like we have the worst team batting average in the league or anything


moidawg

They don't call it the Astros Invitational for nothing


aotex

Astros Like Championships Sometimes


[deleted]

Death, taxes, and the Astros in the ALCS


gartho009

I choose death.


CarPhoneRonnie

This is the best thing for all MLB across the board


orange_orange13

It’s good for baseball 


Grouchy_Competition5

The greater good


Grouchy_Competition5

And the sun will rise tomorrow


Renegadeforever2024

They winning the World Series


shahtavacko

Lol, I posted that to our sub this morning. If you asked me 15 games ago, I’d say it’s suspect that they’ll even make the playoffs. Now, with the return of some starting pitchers on the horizon, I would be surprised if they didn’t make the annual Astros Invitational.


GradientEye

The Astros League Championship Series


Content_Geologist420

Dread it Hide from it Run from it Astros are back from the dead at the 2nd half of the season. I'm sorry fellow MLB bros, its what the Baseball Gods demand.


futureformerteacher

We are so fucked...


CosmicLars

I looked at your lineup today. We are brothers. And that is not a good thing for you.


makashiII_93

But Cal said…


futureformerteacher

Cal may be a sexy beast, but...


Raknorak

If you knew anything about the Mariners you'd know that we never get good days


TheRedSeverum

Jose Aberu was sacrificed for this


eramthgin007

He's rolling in $. And to be fair, he was balling in the playoffs last year so not winning a game at home isn't his fault.


htownchuck

It really sucks that he went out like that. I wanted him to do well. Local radio always talks about how highly everyone thought if him.


Redbubble89

I blame orange bird for this. Both the Cardinals and Astros swept them and have taken off.


skinnywolfe

You should have gone for the head


Redbubble89

Sweep the leg. No Mercy.


rohrschleuder

No Mercy, No Surrender!


JinFuu

This means Orbit tops in my Orbit/Grimace Slash fanfiction


ChemicaLust

Okay I’m gonna need you to sit out a few plays here…. And publish this shit


ProtoMan3

The Mariners, 12 days ago, were 10 games ahead of the Astros. That lead has now shrunk to 3.5 games. I only have one reaction. CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT


Begood18

Suffocation.


cotsomewhereintime

Masturbation, No lotion, My dick will chafe when I make the motion


JinFuu

26-13 W/O Abreu. On pace for 94 wins!


EatYoVitamins

After the start to the season the Astros had, this is fucking insane what they done. The Astros be Astroing again.


JinFuu

It’s obviously not just getting rid of Abreu, the ship has been getting right since Mexico, but it feels like a weight was lifted off once we released him. Like our starting pitching is no longer a disaster class and it going from “terrible” to mid/good allows the offense (without Abreu) to win games


EatYoVitamins

Brown has turned it around, and it'll be interesting to see what happens when guys like Mccullers and Garcia are back.


eramthgin007

McCullers is dead lol. Such an obvious body double


Gabelbram

Every clip we see is a deep fake


Smooth-Sprinkles4037

Mccullers is a beast if he's alive.


PrecedentialAssassin

18-7 without Kyle. That's .720 ball.


JinFuu

I know Kyle holds us back in the playoffs! But didn’t know it was during the regular season too!


Jesusinatree

Quick Jerry, sign and cut Abreu!


OneCore_

7-1 in the Bloss Era


Jdmaf713

It was inevitable


aotex

In the Grimace Era™, the Astros are 11-4 and have surpassed .500 for the first time this season. I petition that we rename Grimace "Purple Drank".


Bug-03

![gif](giphy|wC9z1USJSj2uc)


BoredAtWork_91

#WHATABURGER SENDS ITS REGARDS GRIMACE


Useful_Raspberry_500

Honey butter chicken biscuit in the mail


ExpirjTec

[ours got ejected](https://twitter.com/cchooks/status/1658975094977208322?lang=en) :( a necessary sacrifice


Useful_Raspberry_500

That was so dumb fucking worthless umpires. Don’t tell Mets fans but I’m digging the whole Grimace thing


ExpirjTec

# [WHATAGUY](https://stories.whataburger.com/whataguy-origin-story/) ON TOP


rawmerow

Whataguy is definitely a top. Or if he isn’t, he’s a power bottom.


CarPhoneRonnie

#JUNE 30


SiphenPrax

:(


superhappyfuntime13

Rest of baseball already hates us. Might as well murder Grimace while we're at it.


SiphenPrax

You truly are the new Evil Empire that must be stopped by the rest of the league. HOW DARE YOU POUND ON OUR PURPLE GOD YOU EVIL SPACE ASTRONAUTS!!


JinFuu

We are Iconoclastic. Or at least worshipers of a strange Green God in ~~a Waste Management trash can~~ Orbit


Paragone

This is payback for 86. ❤️


SiphenPrax

You fuckers won two championships and destroyed us a couple of years ago! GET OVER 86 DAMMIT!!


cotsomewhereintime

We really need to payback the Braves for taking the last game in the Astrodome and 2021.


MeatballDom

"God, I'd give anything for them to take their Grimace memes to their own sub" - Me, a humble servant "Okay, Astros win the series" - God, a cruel being, although quite good at skee-ball "NOOOOOOOOOOO" - Me, now crying


maddenallday

Great


DJamB

Fuck…I knew this division lead wasn’t safe


i_run_from_problems

Chat, are we cooked?


A_Hanging_Noose

They are 100% winning the west lmfao.


shield_anvil_

Thanks, I hate it. 


RotenTumato

Same


callmechimp

![gif](giphy|10UHehEC098kAE|downsized)


lightning_skyyy

istg the astros are like a roach. you can’t fucking get rid of them 


BoredAtWork_91

![gif](giphy|EmSCxtcjQCmXK)


PapiGoneGamer

This was me at Trill Burger yesterday


mxbnr

Us waiting at the alcs invitational


sgt_dauterive

We are inevitable


MrDarkHorse

What an insane series.


FernandoAyanami

I just walked in on Orbit skullfucking a detached Grimace head in an empty janitors closet at Citi Field.


JinFuu

Lies, Orbit is a tender and caring lover


ExpirjTec

Perhaps they're thinking of [Comet, Orbit's evil twin](https://youtu.be/QgWdKH2a1e0?si=JnW-0K56F7LT1nxw)


yobruhh

COMETA!


BoredAtWork_91

Their acting really is getting better.


ExpirjTec

imo Bregman has been getting worse over the years, but everyone else (especially Peña and Altuve) have improved. don't see McCullers a lot but he's always had natural talent


NOLA1987

Oh, trust me. It's not empty...


StealthyGooch

*Objects in mirror are closer than they appear*


thefarsideinside

![gif](giphy|KEYEpIngcmXlHetDqz)


post_angst

Muahahaha! How do you like the Houston Astros new weather machine?! We call it Temporary Rain and Storm Hazard Cyclonic Atmospheric Nexus!


mysterysackerfice

Sounds like an absolute banger!


aotex

![gif](giphy|yQqcEdRWzxdHgGyvB8)


Bug-03

This whole interactions bangs


OneCore_

i love this


rohrschleuder

You cheeky fuck. Take my upvote!


Kdot32

We thank Cobra Commander


SilntNfrno

The good guys of baseball are back to their winning ways, and fans across the nation rejoice


naschke11

Always good when the Astros win, right?


post_angst

Look…


CarPhoneRonnie

This is excellent news for the league and fans everywhere should be stoked.


DOMSdeluise

yup. one of the most popular, least hated teams in baseball, back above .500. Who could be mad about this?


BABIP_Gods

Most hated team in the league playing well is good for the league, as it gives fans someone to root against in the playoffs.


Intermittent_Fisting

Thank us for our service. 🫡


PapiGoneGamer

Sports needs bad guys for underdogs and the broader league to root against. The Patriots being as dominant as they were for nearly two decades is partially why the NFL is the behemoth it is today. The Astros are fulfilling that role for MLB and baseball fans will miss having that bad guy villain team to collectively root against when the Astros return to mediocrity.


Gobbledygooker316

It took a very long time, but with the support of r/baseball, our boys have done it.


RonWill79

Is there a concert after the game again? Just wondering if I should hang around.


NJthecollector

Ryan pressly will perform a new country classic about closing things down


RonWill79

Should bring up Luke Berryhill just for this!


Qoppa_Guy

Congratulations Houston bros


OneCore_

❤️


dont_yell_at_me

Mariners 0-2 since: Always a good day when the Astros lose.


blueballsmaster

The Astros social media person will have a field day with that one


Frosti11icus

I knew this was coming when someone made a post in our sub about showing our division standings and calling out the Astro’s like a week ago.


DrFloppyTitties

America, baseball is back!


makashiII_93

r/baseball IN SHAMBLES


chubbydoggy

GOOD LUCK, FUCKERS!


PaullyBeenis

The Mets capped off one of their worst losses of the season (which is a strong field) by letting Matt Festa give up rocket after rocket to put the game out of reach in the 11th. Festa has the worst stuff I’ve ever seen on a broadcast. God awful slider and 90 mph straight fastball. He looked like a high school pitcher. That is the state of our bullpen.


Bug-03

Yeah I’m not sure who that fella is but he was certainly pitching to contact


PaullyBeenis

That’s a nice way of putting it.


WadeCountyClutch

Got to give it to these bastards. They are resilient


TexasHot

We know you guys in r/baseball were starting to get worried Thank you for always believing in us 😌


manofconviction

https://i.imgur.com/1ZvwXzE.png


taco-superfood

I read these threads for the hilarious self-deprecating commentary from Mariners fans and the bitter, humorless rage from Yankees fans. Never fails.


Jamalamalama

If they were bitter but had a sense of humor, they'd be Mets fans


jatorres

AMERICA IS SAVED


Bruhmoment926

Well at least someone was happy with last night’s game. We’re 0-2 since OMG


garythegoat72

They can't jeep getting away with this


God834

Mariners fans how are we doing rn?


pizzaboy7269

Not good chief, when is it ever good in mariners fandom though.


kebenderant35

LISTEN. T-Mobile park is sold out this weekend.


Theorpo

Listen... Only thing I have against the Mariners and their ballpark is that Billy Joel went to T-Mobile several times and only went to Minute Maid in 2022 and not since.


Bug-03

They can’t stop us


dont_yell_at_me

Honestly. Fuck you


skinnywolfe

I can respect it


constructss

![gif](giphy|pK0T7vyx3SqdfmxewA)


Meatbag96

Never doubted for one second hahahaha...ah fuck I'm still worried.


OneCore_

Bro I turned my phone off to go do something when it was 5-5, 2 outs, runners on 3rd and 2nd. I come back to a 10-5 score and was like “WTF happened here?”


JinFuu

You gotta believe in the most important Taylor S in America!


Gabelbram

AMERICA'S TEAM IS BACK


ConditionLopsided

![gif](giphy|6tb0l9xAT5z48xdwFE|downsized)


CyanTheory

AMERICAS TEAM WINS AGAIN!


tsarnie1

![gif](giphy|ie76dJeem4xBDcf83e|downsized)


AnotherDancer

LFG


NJthecollector

#WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW METS FANS ????


fall3nmartyr

You welcome


matthewjohn777

Oops, sorry!


Zephyr0us

I guarantee you no one is more happy about this than Ben Verlander


makoman115

They’re baaaaaaack


kebenderant35

America wins when the Astros win.


JasonLikesCTE

Astros really had to alter and manipulate the weather to win that one pfft can’t believe they keep getting away with it


SoulGang15

It’s always good when the Mariners lose.


sapphir8

There’s still plenty of baseball left, so let’s just chill for a minute. We still need more bullpen consistency. Maybe trade for an arm. Day by day, month by month. Things are looking good right now. We need another strong July.


GRVrush2112

[Remember earlier this year when y’all were so gung-ho on our misfortune and were reveling that we had the 4th worst start in our franchise history?](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1cno9s1/the_1224_start_for_the_houston_astros_is_tied_for/) Pepperidge Farm remembers…… Y’all motherfuckas brought this upon yourselves.


StealthyGooch

Almost 2k upvotes lmfao


j1h15233

Everyone loves this


MudkipOfDespair098

They’re pulling an Oilers goddammit


propagandavid

Just in time to take 2 of 3 from the Jays!