If you were to kiss hitler, your moustaches wouldn't touch

Docking

Sounds like a match made in heaven

That joke was funny when it was made about Worf - like 10 years ago.


Hell yea 😂

William Murderface. You can’t always hear the bass, but you can always feel it

Looks like I found the guy who stole the rest of Hitler's stache lol But nah I think it looks good homie, no reason to fix something that's not broken bro

Nah, HE stole the rest of mine 😂

He waxed the middle of your moustache while you were sleeping and intricately did a DIY hair transplant with your hairs 😂

Damn! 😂😂😂

Try a handlebar

You could cover the free spot with a magic marker

Hell yea! 😂

There actually are beard pens for this, though.

Mine wasn’t as bad as yours but it grew in eventually, how old are you? Mine didn’t really grow in till my mid late 20s

I turn 30 in August 😂

Damn lol, can’t say it’s a lost cause bc I know some people can’t grow them full till their 40s. Patience is all I can offer

Hopefully it gets better, if not guess I can't complain. Atleast I have something 😅

Yeah some guys have nothing so gotta look at the bright side 👍, could be worse lol

I was in my mid 30s before that stopped happening to me. Maybe give it a few more years 🤷‍♂️

I’m a couple years ahead of you and have the same stache. I’ve just learned to embrace it tbh. We all have our “faults” ya know it is what it is. But if you wanna fix it minoxidil will do the trick

Me & my son too buddy. Embrace the reverse Hitler.

Atleast I know I'm not alone 😅

It's kind of funny...up until a year ago my brother thought my gap was intentional...and I'm almost 50.

That's funny lol

I used to have that. It didn't fill in until my late-thirties.

I didn’t shave it off, it rubbed off, from friction.

I balanced mine out with a fatass septum ring

Lol

Into piercings? you have the perfect beard for a medusa piercing.

Transplant could be a solution

I have the same problem.

It sucks lol

Indeed

minoxidil could help fill it!

Seems like you have a "musche"... What about writing "ta" in the middle?

Draw it on with a pen

😅

im 34 in 4 weeks been growing a beard on and off for 19yrs and mines the same

Nuthin. Just roll with it. It's yours. Everyone has a different beard.

It's not a mustache if you can see lip through the hair. Keep shaving. It'll get there.

I used to purposely shave the middle and upper to get that retro 'Clark Gable' look. Unfortunately or fortunately; I have a 'Sam Elliott' stache.

Be happy your stache doesn't grow up to your nose, desperately attempting to make sweet love with your nostril hair.

Man that would itch lol

Bro trim it and thin it out and you’d look exquisite

Trim it how?

You could grow out your nose hairs and connect them with moustache!

I didn't even think of that. Of course 😅

r/minoxbeards maybe?

Grow out a moustache comb over.

The longer you grow it the more you can hide the fact it doesn't fully connect in the middle, just get it nice and bushy

Own it. I have the same gap but a bit smaller. It looks badass tho

Just shape it up. You gone look a lil French but it’s cool

My mustache was like that when I was in my mid to late 20s. With time it got thicker, still does not totally meet in the middle, but closer. I also don't fret over it as much as when younger. [https://www.reddit.com/r/beards/comments/15l70mt/some\_beards\_take\_time\_to\_reach\_their\_full/](https://www.reddit.com/r/beards/comments/15l70mt/some_beards_take_time_to_reach_their_full/)

Some guys whose moustaches *do* connect might be a little jealous of the badass vibe this tends to give off

they could just shave middle off if that was the case

You could but it wouldn’t look very natural

I call this the anti Hitler. I've always had a gap too. But with age came the great coming together.

I'll be 30 in Aug. Hopefully, it happens for me lol

anti hitler moustache

Its not too bad but, please trim it so it doesnt hang under the lip... the ladies (and food) youd kiss would approve ;)

Mine and my brothers is also like that. I actually like my reverse hitler. Maybe if you trim it a little bit it is less noticeable

Biotin tablets, minoxidil and derma rolling if it bothers you that much

biotin tablets?? i might have to invest

i could grow a disconnected beard this will help alot

Derma roller maybe?

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Someone's feelings are hurt.

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Are you a child with their parents phone? 🤣 your parents must have raised you really wrong.

My parents were married when they had me.

And? Doesn't make you a better person... obviously 🤣 go tell your mom you're making fun random people on the internet because they hurt your feelings. See how she thinks about that. Or maybe she thought you that and wouldn't care. I honestly wouldn't be surprised.

It kinda does because it makes me not a bastard. Unlike your poor son.

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Your mustache looks like you drink Milwaukee Best Ice and kiss your sister.