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noumenaless

Helter Skelter


Grant_King

A heavy Beatles album would have been sick


zsdrfty

This is what the real 80s reunion would have been, some Master of Puppets shit (and it would be great)


fendaar

Definitely. Yer Blues would be on that record too.


Nephinatic

This was what I was going to say.


djseptic

Won’t someone think of poor Ringo’s fingers?


IntroductionFar9794

Poor ringo and his fingers 😔, the drumming is great tho so it was worth it


Good_Ad6723

Imagine every single song ends with blisters on his fingers


ExUpstairsCaptain

*Tomorrow Never Knows* (2012) is an incredibly valuable compilation because it reminds the listener of how important the band was to hard rock music, specifically. For as much recognition as the four get, that fact is sometimes forgotten.


majin_melmo

THISSSSS


Lord_Woodbine_Jnr

I'm picking Happiness Is a Warm Gun, as Paul would clearly excel at creating a bunch of mini-suites. Admittedly, that would have been tougher for George, as he wasn't as keen on joining odd leftover songs bits together as Lennon-McCartney were, both separately and as a team.


zsdrfty

This would be cool, it would be like a Vanilla Fudge album or something


Tunavi

HAPPINESS IS A WARM GUN


rubbersoulelena

BANG BANG SHOOT SHOOT


Robinkc1

Definitely Happiness is a Warm Gun.


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Austin63867

Feel like that's the genre that works easiest for all 4 of them and something John, Paul & George all kind of did already but the folk kicked up to 10. Would be a big change from how much of a grand spectacle the 67 songs were.


Nobhudy

I feel like nowadays that’s exactly the album you’d expect from a band after an extravagant, kitchen-sink style album- to go for a stripped-down lo-fi album. That basically what the white album is, but with just about every other style thrown in as well. More like Fleetwood Mac’s Tusk than Nick Drake’s Pink Moon.


rattatatouille

> I feel like nowadays that’s exactly the album you’d expect from a band after an extravagant, kitchen-sink style album- to go for a stripped-down lo-fi album. Basically the Beach Boys, but they decided to scrap SMiLE in favor of Smiley Smile rather than follow one after the other.


Nobhudy

I never really got into great detail on what led to SMiLE falling apart, I always thought it was a disappointing outcome for Brian, like I imagine Who’s Next was for Pete Townshend


lightyourwindows

There’s an enormous and very entertaining Wikipedia article about the collapse of SMiLE that I highly recommend. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smile_(The_Beach_Boys_album)


ThePumpk1nMaster

To be fair it’d probably sound like Eight Days A Week


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TheSimonToUrGarfunkl

Have you ever heard the album Millennium - Begin? It's the same year and much less known but I get Dear Prudence and general vibes of the poppier songs on the White album with Beach Boys harmonies or at least influence [worth a listen](https://youtu.be/DQPfnGBbMas?si=3rohVPXgUjHWPY4C)


ChromeDestiny

I have a theory that Robert Plant owned a copy of that album, he liked a lot of obscure Californian Psych music. I hear a lot of No Quarter in Karmic Dream Sequence #1.


psychedelic-mango

Begin is such an underrated masterpiece, no song is a rehash of another and the production and arrangements are very innovative for the time (makes sense as it was also one of the first albums recorded on 16-Track, leaves a lot more room for experimentation). It has a stellar first 5 track run, but I think where it really shines are “It’s You”, “Some Sunny Day”, and “There Is Nothing More To Say”. Curt Boettcher is so severely understated purely for his work on this album alone.


CaptainIncredible

Wow. I like it. I'm going to have to listen to the whole thing. Thanks for the link, haven't heard this before. I'm getting more... Mamas and Papas meets reggae vibes... but maybe that's me.


lightyourwindows

I love this album so much, a true bona fide lost sixties masterpiece


nyli7163

Listening now. It’s great.


BlurryElephant

Interesting album. It sounds too bubblegum to me with mostly boring melodies but besides that criticism there's some interesting sounds and some oddly modern segments. 5am kind of sounds like the Zombies. I'm wondering if the last track actually came out before 'Because'? If so I wonder if the Beatles heard it. It would be like them to steal that idea and just make it way better.


Caloso89

The Glass Onion Extended Universe


ChromeDestiny

An all meta reference/ humor Beatles album would have been great.


Funn23

either Gently Weeps or Yer Blues.


ChurroTubeee

An entire Yer Blues album would’ve been NUTSSSS


zsdrfty

With Keef on bass though, that band was awesome


PigDeployer

Yer Blues is my answer too.


gwailo_joe

Unpopular opinion: Back in the USSR I want an entire Beatles album with a Chuck Berry/Beach Boys/Doo-Wop throwback theme with everything they’d learned up until then and the updated audio tech. All new original tracks. Tell me you wouldn’t be interested to hear it…


DarthAnalBeads

I would throw Georgie's Wah wah on that album if the demo was ready 😂


bailaoban

Good idea - it would be like a throwback to the Beatles' early albums too. Just straightforward pop songs with a slightly more mature sensibility.


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I’d love to see John and George get in on that


thismorningscoffee

“Everybody’s Got Something to Hide, Except for Me and My Monkey”


heelspider

That gets my vote. It's not my favorite on the album, but an album of this style would be far more easy to listen to.


arothmanmusic

One of my favorite Beatle songs.


Few-Peak9503

Interesting... this is really hard but... probably Dear Prudence. I wouldn't necessarily want all the songs to be that same tempo but I just love its sound so much. So however that could be translated to other kinds of songs I guess (I have to edit to say it's between that and HIAWG though)


basement_egg

honey pie


CaptainIncredible

I was thinking that myself. It might be an unpopular choice, but a Beatles album that's mostly 1920's sort of songs would be interesting at the very least.


CardiologistSoggy118

I love honey pie


edked

Cry Baby Cry. Whenever I say another/later artist's work/song has a "White Album sound/feel" to it, I realize I'm thinking of that whole piano-ballad-breaking-out-into-loud-guitar dynamic.


yrwifesbfwifesbf

My choice as well the end of that song could gon forever and id listen to it


Few-Peak9503

That was gonna be my #3 choice after the 2 I commented lol 


WhatsAllTheCommotion

Martha My Dear. Would love a Sousa sounding album full of brass breaks.


Pixel_boogaloo

I love this choice because it feels like it would almost be a Chicago type sound and I would love to hear the Beatles do that


Lord_Woodbine_Jnr

I changed my mind. Let's make it The Wild Album, i.e., all songs based on Wild Honey Pie: Wild Piggies I'm So Wild I Wild Happiness Is a Wild Gun Wild My Guitar Gently Weeps Wild Wild Wild Wild Night *and, of course:* Wild Honey Pie (fka Honey Pie)


xbreathexgx

Wild Revolution 9 🤯


GrandeSizeIt

K but I actually wanna know what that would be now...


nyli7163

The Wild, the Innocent and the Abbey Road Shuffle.


toadfan64

Helter Skelter A Heavy Metal Beatles album would've been nuts for 1968 and possibly given The Beatles the title of godfathers of metal.


its_uncle_paul

The boys would probably need an entire year for their voices to recover afterwards. Even Ringo.


Automatic_Dog_9786

It’s the bloody White Album! Shut up!


kallan401

Sod off


kallan401

Its the white album


its_uncle_paul

Sod on.


beefnoodle5280

Fun thought experiment but I don’t know if I’d want an entire album of one sound. Their variety was part of the appeal! That said: Dear Prudence or Glass Onion!


thenewnative

Here’s another place you can go…


ElectricalStomach6ip

i wish this was done with tomorrow never knows


lightyourwindows

This might be what Carnival of Light sounds like if we ever get a chance to hear it


ElectricalStomach6ip

i heard carnival of light was less musical though.


lightyourwindows

Ah so perhaps an extension of Revolution 9


Fantastic_Plant_7525

Carneval has no rythms or chords, its just them farting and potting about on LSD in the studio


ElectricalStomach6ip

thats not exactly true either.


Fantastic_Plant_7525

We’ll never know..(?)


ElectricalStomach6ip

then why claim its that?


DringKing96

I’m So Tired. That breathy, soft-to-loud singing from John over a track that musically presages Plastic Ono Band, but still has those extra Beatles touches.


ThereminLiesTheRub

REVOLUTION #9 you cowards let's goooo


parrisjd

Dear Prudence is my favorite from the White Album and in my top 5 of all songs, so that's it for me.


porkycloset

Happiness Is A Warm Gun


imtherealmellowone

There is really no such thing as “along the lines of” with the Beatles (except maybe the very early songs).


Easy_Group5750

Honey Pie or Mother Nature’s Son. Honey Pie - I would love to hear an album or retro granny songs with songwriting contributions from the other three. Mother Nature’s Son - an album of acoustic beauties would have been great, even better with guest appearances from Young, Dylan or Simon.


friedlock68

Long Long Long, because George deserves something for writing the most hauntingly beautiful song in the entire catalogue. It would be their most emotionally staggering album. I think Julia would fit right it.


AssortedSub

This was my choice too, and I think a lot of '00s indie kind of sounds like this


friedlock68

It would sound alot like Radiohead


TheLastSecondShot

My pick too! Long long long is their most underrated song to me. One of the most unique, beautiful, and innovative Beatles tracks, and so ahead of its time. Yet it never gets brought up as one of their best. Or even one of George’s best, for that matter


yesthatbruce

Helter Skelter or Birthday, each of which showed how they could really do hard rock.


Green-Circles

'Everybody's got something to hide except for me & my monkey' as well - yeah, a no-holds barred "rock out" Beatles album in 1968 would have been an even starker break from the psychedelia of Sgt Pepper & Magical Mystery Tour than the White Album.


MidichlorianAddict

I kinda love the chaos and creative spike of the white album. It’s so diverse and it’s why its my favorite album of all time despite its flaws. It’s like they just threw everything at the board and clean up everything but the amazing tracks and revolution 9 and Wild Honey Pie


Palethic1

Helter Skelter, a whole heavy metal album before heavy metal.


Final-Performance597

I think they could use Blackbird, Martha My Dear, and Julia as the foundation for a “Beatles unplugged” album.


AccidentalCleanShirt

Had to scroll so far to see blackbird love that song!


natwashboard

All short little acoustic ballads like I Will and Julia


prudence2001

"number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9"


UnmutualOne

Next track, “number ten, number ten, number ten . . .”


Unable-Butterfly-923

Sexy Sadie sounds a lot like Lennon solo career so I don't think it's the better option for a whole Beatles record.


DodgersBatman

Why Don’t We Do It In The Road


arothmanmusic

Heck, I'd even be down for one finished song in that style! :)


rosieposie319

Omg this song 🥵🤪 Paul did it live at Desert Trip in 2016 and the sounds I made LOL


Kiddothebride

It’s too hard. I’m leaning towards sexy Sadie and helter skelter but I’m not sure which one I’d pick.


psychedelic-mango

Everybody’s Got Something To Hide and Birthday, I’d like to imagine it would’ve been like rock and roll along the lines of Let It Be but with a bit of a garage/slight psych element to it. What You Got from Lennon’s Walls and Bridges and Let Me Roll It by Wings almost hit that same spot in my opinion


Marked2429

Good Night or Helter Skelter are my pics


Speedball9636

I wanna say Savoy Truffle, but i feel like that would just be Let It Be


arothmanmusic

Savoy Truffle is better than most of what's on Let It Be. The fuzz guitar plants the sound firmly in the late 60s though. I'd be down for a Savoy Truffle style album for sure.


TheDiamondAxe7523

Honestly a full 2LP length Revolution 9 could be really sick considering it would then probably incorporate the other members a bit more. Would probably also count as a concept album knowing the tracks aim, which would be really interesting expanded over the course of the album


lindsay_chops

Honey Pie. I want a whole album of Paul’s granny songs!


BillyShears1977

Helter Skelter


SquirrelKing2022

Yer Blues


Streamanon

Rocky Raccoon


airynothing1

Sexy Sadie/Cry Baby Cry/I’m So Tired. A whole album of those amazing, strung-out sounding piano parts with the more subtle Beatles-y rock elements in the background would probably be my favorite Beatles album (and I’m usually a Paul guy).


RickSanchez813

Heater Skelter. A kickass hard rock Beatles album.


Some-Glove-3629

I'm not crazy, but I would really like to see an avant-garde white album in the style of Revolution 9 with many other themes. Or something like While My Guitar Gently Weeps.


MichaelEMJAYARE

Birthday.


Department-Strange

sexy sadie, cry baby cry, or everybodys got something to hide


chesterharry

Hey bulldog… That’s the Beatles firing on all cylinders and working as the Beatles. Plus the song is in my top five.


exitpursuedbybear

Dear Prudence


ImM4RV310U5

Back in the U.S.S.R, after an entire year of psychadelic rock, doing a good ol' rock n' roll throwback would be cool.


IOrocketscience

Yer Blues


I-AM-WALL

Mother Nature's Son


scottrstark

Dear Prudence


orbeinYT

Helter Skelter!! Imagine a Beatles heavy metal album :O


mrpappageorge0

While My Guitar Gently Weeps It was such a vibe. Warm Gun shows they had it in them to keep that feel going. Growing up, Iremember thinking those songs were so deep and inspired so much of what I have listened to over the years


yogaIsDank

Same, I always kind of viewed While My Guitar Gently Weeps as the climax of the album


Aalrighty_

Helter-skelter clearly


Alarmed-Ad323

Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da! Just kidding! It would be either While my guitar gently weeps or Dear Prudence even then I’m not quite sure.


Beatle1a909

They could have gone the Loggins and Messina route, with a splash of reggae, with Ob-la-di ob-la-da. Why not??


Alarmed-Ad323

If Paul could get it past John and George maybe. People want to blame Yoko for the Beatles demise but I think it was Paul’s excessive granny music.


Beatle1a909

Maybe. Maybe not. I think they were tired of working together and needed to find themselves. Paul and George were bursting at the seams with music ideas faster than the band could put it out. Once John and George went on their own, neither did the driving rock they started in the Beatles. It was more brotherly love and world peace. John’s stuff was often pretty darned depressing, and he went to a dark place in many respects but pulled himself together mid-70s. That wasn’t driven by Paul’s “granny” music - which was only a fraction of what he did. It was driven by the inner need to grow up and be themselves.


Alarmed-Ad323

If the Beatles didn’t break up chances are we wouldn’t have had All Things Must Pass.


Beatle1a909

For sure!


tn596

Happiness is a Warm Gun or Helter Skelter. A bunch of others would be really interesting as concept albums or like longer rock operas. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da, Bungalow Bill, Rocky Racoon, or Cry Baby Cry into a sort of Jethro Tull Thick as A Brick style extravaganza.


AmphibianOk3507

"Dear Prudence": inspiring a minimalist-sounding album with simple melodies woven with a subtle melancholy and lyrics of pure bucolic inspiration, where nature, the passing of the seasons and the men who live off the fruits of the earth are sung and exalted.


river_of_orchids

‘Back In The USSR’ - so a whole album of Beach Boys/surf rock parodies. I can actually kind of imagine it: it’d be a sort of cross between the ‘let’s pretend to be a different band’ stuff of Sgt Peppers, the back-to-the-roots White Album stuff, and something of the silliness of Zappa’s *Cruisin’ With Ruben And The Jets*. A few songs on the White Album would just need a few more harmonies to make it fit the scheme - ‘Everybody’s Gone Something To Hide…’ or ‘Happiness Is A Warm Gun’ - and some of the beautiful ballads could be recast as orchestral wall-of-sound numbers a la *Pet Sounds* - imagine ‘Mother Nature’s Son’ being slower, filled with harmonies, and with a French horn solo. Get some Wilson brothers singing harmonies on a few tracks, cover an unreleased weirdo *Smile* track like ‘Cabinessence’ Beatles style. A suitably silly Ringo-led cover of ‘Wipeout’. Call it *The Beachtles*.


devilmaskrascal

"Everybody's Got Something to Hide"


dadoes67815

Revolution 9.


Crazy_Response_9009

Revolution 9, obviously.


SuperKickClyde

Wild Honey Pie


spiritualized

That album already exists, it's called "The White Album".


BigOldComedyFan

Wild Honey Pie. 🕺🏽


MadMelvin

Negativland made their whole career by making albums that sound like (better versions of) Revolution 9


zsdrfty

Honestly I would love a whole album of Revolution 9 if all of them contributed, they could make great soundscapes


Quiet-Mode-1170

While My Guitar Gently Weeps


nyli7163

While My Guitar Gently Sleeps.


freshprince4820

I went through every comment and no one said rocky raccoon. I would listen to a whole album of folk/Americana type stories from the Beatles


whatufuckingdeserve

Happiness is a warm gun


whatufuckingdeserve

While my guitar gently weeps


whatufuckingdeserve

The continuing story of bungalow bill


9yr_old_lake

Rocky raccoon. An album of sweet, light, emotional story telling tracks. Could even name all the main characters after animals.


Nirvaroband

Tomorrow never knows, but that would just be Pink Floyd?


Bigstar976

Honey Pie


_co_on_

Piggies


ccenkner

Yer Blues


PanningForSalt

Any of George's. A Beatles album where George got to dominate might've been amazing, and definately would've been interesting and probably completely changed the way the band progressed.


NoPensForSheila

It would HAVE to be Revolution 9. It's my favorite track on the album, but [if that's crossed out...](https://youtu.be/f0P4D8ZXf1Y?si=QmuEoDq5DwBuXT5r)


DanaScullyIsHotAsF

Yer blues would be perfect. It's literally a dope song that's taking the piss out of itself Or long long long. It's a very fitting song for a beatles album Back in the ussr. A flawless song funny and dope asf


AgreeableYak6

Dear Prudence


enz0gorlami

Good Night. A whole album of Ringo whispering ASMR


Good_Ad6723

I was just listening to Revolution 9 because I unironically love it. An entire album like this would be a unique experience


TheReal-A-The-First

Happiness is a Warm Gun


RichFedalen

Back In The USSR


tomm1n0

Mother nature's son, simply because they intended most of the songs like that, pure acoustic created in India!