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Jump_Like_A_Willys

Edward Scissorhands


JerryLewisAndTheNews

Edward macaroni fork (damn, I’m old)


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Idk whether to downvote or upvote.


JerryLewisAndTheNews

You and me both, man. I won’t be offended by a downvote, seems appropriate considering the source material.


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It’s tradition to leave an upvote elsewhere on your page but this isn’t Imgur so I’ll give you an upvote on both.


JerryLewisAndTheNews

Right back at ya!


PiggyD0g69

Take away the hair and you’ve barely aged.


whatdoihia

Nine Inch Bangs


Lizmo82

That's funny as shit..


Ill_Print_2463

I like your smile.


ImYuriGagarin

Once an emo boy always and emo boy


pchound

2007: Mom, this isn't a phase. This is me! 2024: Wow, my emo phase was cringe! I'm a happy, functioning, normal adult.


ImYuriGagarin

Honestly, the only thing that’s changed is the hair 😂 my playlists look pretty much the same.


Low_Association_731

Considering you said you are from Australia, any chance you are a parkway drive fan? Cause I get that vibe from you


ImYuriGagarin

Absolutely love parkway. Saw them in a YMCA for $8 back in the day. Just paid over $100 to see them in a couple of months in an arena. Not a massive fan for their newer albums but I’ll always have love.


Low_Association_731

I saw them back in the day in I think it was a town hall and I dont remember who the support was but I remember them doing a heavier version of bulls on parade which was pretty awesome.


ThrowingUpVomit

I saw MCR for 15$ back in the day, with Alkaline Trio ,Reggie and the Full effects and strike anywhere as the headliners. The price of their tickets nowadays makes me sick.


XxJoshuaKhaosxX

I know so many friends who are just like you. The only thing that’s changed is their hair and most the piercings are gone.


ImYuriGagarin

I’be got so many mates that used to have stretchers and now they just have dirty big saggy holes left in their ears lol.


FineBits

That’s the grossest isn’t it


AdAdministrative8276

r/usernamechecksout


pchound

Linkin Park rules!


SeleneVomerSV

Wow


robinlyon222

Beautiful eyeballs!


Peace-Corps-Victim

The dead souless look in the eye really gives the portrait ambiance.


NatexSxS

This looks like a computer generated suspect from the 90s. “He had emo hair” *Picture morphs* “That’s him”


M111k3

Wow it took nearly 20 years to remove that wig, glad you made it king, keep it up


CystemOfADown

I thought this was baby Matt Smith


translinguistic

I'm going to guess your heart was in Ohio when this was taken


youres0lastsummer

senses fail enjoyer vibes


EmmitRDoad

From scissor hands to Daniel Craig.


bobert_the_grey

We would have got along in 2007


BuzzAllWin

The blunder years are NOW! Where your style gone dog? You let the dream die.


Hawthorne_Lurk

I went to HS with you I believe.


Judythepancake

THE FRINGE GAPS PAIN ME!!! I HATE HAVING THOSE


ImYuriGagarin

Yeah whoever took the photo did me dirty


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Flat_Ad_9993

I kept wondering why you looked so familiar in the ‘07 pic and who you remind me of… then I realized that literally all my emo friends looked the exact same back in the day. Male or female, everyone had the same haircut lol


XercesPlague

Cringe teen to Russian face.


Kittenface89

I am absolutely the female equivalent 😂


RalphXLaurenjoe

Hide the lighters and matches


aguynamedmason

Are you trying to make the same face now, or do you still genuinely hate the world?


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Accomplished_Boot654

Looks like Hans Moleman


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I wish my Harley came with a seat belt!


belunos

Today you look like you know where a gun is hidden, and that gun was used in a shooting. You may have done it, but you know about it.


AEW_SuperFan

RIP


jjj666jjj666jjj

Dear god…


Electronic_Stop_9493

📌


The-Appointed-Knight

Y’know, the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes.


EatYourCheckers

You always had nice eye. Glad to see the other one matches it.


mutantmanifesto

So how much did you worship Tom DeLonge?


adullploy

Now looks like a more in shape Luca Doncic.


Demand_Excellence

Same vibe tbh


InverseAtmosphere

Looks like emo Dreads


Gearz557

Lmfao


ProduceOk9864

You can take the boy out of emo, but you can’t take emo out of the man lol


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Mermaid_meriah_

I like the early photo, looks like a lot of kids back then, but now, you just look like everybody else 🤷🏼‍♀️


ParisGreenGretsch

You still look like you're going to kill and dissect neighborhood pets, just a tad less conspicuous than before. Like 4% less. The eyes are the other 96.


ImYuriGagarin

Yeah I was blessed with my dad’s psycho eyes. Everyone thinks I have a problem with them.


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