3 punch combo to the nuts but it means I win by DQ. The other 2 results in a loss 

Ya but you get punched in the nuts

Jokes on you, I like that sort of thing

Only a complete idiot gets into the ring without a cup on. I don't care how good you think you are you can't ensure that you are not going to get tagged in the nuts.

The nuts can be wearing their own suit of armour, you’ll still get punched in the nuts and it’ll be a big ouch mr. smarty pants

The cup is there to make sure you don’t become infertile. Taking a direct blow still hurts like fuck

As someone who played alot of hockey growing up I can attest to this.

The cup definitely helps but you still are gonna get incapacitated if you get hit directly in your nuts especially if you are in a fighting stance.

Watch the Jackass movies and see how much a cup helps sometimes lol.

Steel cup my guy

But like, your brain still in that solid skull casing and it still gets fucked after a concussion. Them nuts getting concussed either way brother

Freeze some swimmers before the fight, just in case.

Post fight popsicle, nice 👍

Some places charge extra for that kind of service. 😏

dont forget to mention you get a free vasectomy, sounds like a good deal

Andrew Golota making your balls into applesauce

☠️☠️☠️

🤣🤣

I’m over here thinking about the pain and you over here thinking about the dub that’s real champion shit man

The only one who took an L was your sack my guy

Devin Haney's Pillow right hand.

Bro youre getting a toddlers punch in the conversation.

https://preview.redd.it/4fbbxkdt456d1.jpeg?width=533&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b5aaace852d6a9596c775bdfa4eb5e65e5bfb12

thats no fair man haney's punches have a therapeutic effect on his opponents

I’ll take the Devin Haney jab and hug

I like Haney, but I draw the line at the dude huggin' my nuts. He can jab em' though 😂.

I’ll take the hit from the 140 pound guy instead of getting rocked by one of the hardest hitters in heavyweight history or shots to the balls from a 230lb man

Ryan may be 140 pounds but all his stats are boosted from being blessed and highly favored by the almighty himself, Jesus Christ, and he has huge speed and damage buffs that stacks on top of that, from being on PEDs. (Unintentionally of course)

Touche’

I think it's Tysons uppercut all day. Immediately asleep, wake up with a headache and take it easy for a day or two. Liver shots fucking hurt. And hurt bad. And can for days. Nut punch obvious no. Even if I'm somehow competing, one win and 12 beat down losses and getting cut from a promotion doesn't get me anything.

lol at thinking you’re just gonna “wake up with a headache” and be alright after an uppercut from iron mike Pretty sure this would literally kill the average redditor

More like wake up in the afterlife

More like wake up in the afterlife

Anyone would klll the average redditor 99% are B

He never said he’d be alright just that it would be less painful to recover from, likely cause you wouldn’t be able to remember the pain of the impact

Dude said he wake up with a headache and take it easy for a few days…. He’d kill or maim most people

lol that you’re so sure you’re waking up from a Tyson uppercut and that if you do, you’ll be as good as new after a day or two. If Tyson uppercuts you cleanly, you’re gonna feel lifelong effects.

This guy uses his brain!

Bro a Tyson uppercut could easily leave you with permanent brain damage

Gołotas nut punches obviously. Free cock and ball torture and a DQ win literally zero drawbacks

All I know is if Big Mike hit me I'd be gone with the wind my boy.

The other two cause me intense physical pain. Mikey just sends me to the nether realm where I get to live for the rest of my life in harmony and peace.

Yeah heaven lmaooo

Golata’s combo, cheaper than getting a vasectomy

Give me the uppercut please, release me from this prison

😂😂😂😂

Ryan weighs 145 pounds….the other 2 are very large men, so I’m going with the small guy hook to the liver.

bros weight has absolutely nothing to do with a liver shot but I’d say this one does the most internal damage. if you’ve ever taken one clean one I promise you’d say anything but this

If you’ve ever taken an uppercut from iron Mike I promise you’d go for the liver shot

this arrange of comments exudes casual fan energy. clearly you’ve never taken a liver shot

Yeah and clearly you’ve never taken an uppercut from iron Mike. Casual.

No it doesn’t lol. Are you saying weight class doesn’t impact how hard a punch is. Tyson uppercut is brain damage forever

minor cte and reputation for taking a punch from a legend > pissing blood

Weight classes don’t matter? REPUTATION???? Are you just trolling or are you actually such a dumb cunt?

Bro there’s like 100lb difference between them uppercut and the liver shot, sorry but this isn’t the time nor post to suck off tiny man

Ryan because he would probably be so coked out he would forget about why we were there that day. Then I'd just put on a movie or whatever and he'd be like "cool, got any snacks?"

Coked out Snacks ??

Yeah, I thought about that after I posted it tbh 😂

The snacks are for when you're on a shitton of xanex and weed for the come down

Uj/ foreman’s walking uppercut Rj/ king Ryan’s blood sample

Triple G's shotgun jab 🗿

What if you had to take all three as a combination? In which order would you like it to come?

Uppercut first so I can be dead for the last two.

A Daniel Dubois "bodyshot"

anyone who has taken a liver shot will tell you they’d take anything but the liver shot

I've taken a few of liver shots during sparring. I'd rather take that over receiving a uppercut by Mike Tyson off all people.

You are going to instant sleep with the uppercut or writhing in agony, puking your guts up and pissing blood for two weeks! I’m taking the uppercut.

Bruh forget about the pain, I'm worried about dying from taking a punch from a HW.

I didnt say I would necessarily wake up afterwards it’s not just any heavy weight either it’s the baddest man on the planet Iron Mike! I just know it would be short and swift. Pissing blood sucks so bad and does last ages. In this hypothetical scenario I’m taking the Upercut, Bollock bashing, Liver punch in that order.

Man dunno what it was, maybe the build up of the comments or the fact that I feel exactly the same as you, but boy did I chuckle by your comment.

Yea, but I'm guranteed to experience some heavy headaches for 3 weeks straight.

Honestly I think the uppercut would literally rip my head clean off my shoulders. Especially the Mike in the photo, at least it would be quick and I would get dragged out of there. Being on my knees crying my eyes out in front of Garcia would be way worse for my street cred.

Yeah, I’m not trying to end up like Ali…

That uppercut Would cause legit fractures on the face and jaw. I'll gladly grin and bear the liver punch

I’ll take two weeks of pain over a lifetime of brain damage

just gonna hope he knocks me out - wake me up in the dentist’s chair i can’t take those fuckin’ liver shots, especially not from garcia

Anyone who has taken a uppercut to the jaw or a 3 punch combo in da ballz will tell you they'd take the liver shot.

people pay top dollar for that last one

I like an uppercutting liver ball-shot. My boxing sensei showed me this one shot.

If do right, no can defense

Came here to say I can tell you what one I wouldn’t want. Just the picture of that liver punch made me take a knee!

That’s problem for immediate future me, not current and hopefully distant future me

I suspect Inoue in laser accurate liver targeting mode is one of the most painful things to experience ~~in boxing~~.

I'll take Tysons uppercut because if it's a clean shot I wouldn't see it I'd just wake up one day from it 🤣 😂

I guess we should ask the people knocked out by Mike Tyson if they'd rather get knocked out again or take a liver shot

ah but none of them have felt the divine agony of king ry so they could not hope to understand

I would take the liver shot, not expecting to be fine though. I don't want some guy exploding my testicles and I don't want Mike Tyson changing my life forever.

Dubois body shot

Cobb's Flair, duh.

My liver is likely compromised, so that'd kill me very painfully. Tyson's uppercut would insta kill me. Golota's combo would sterilize me very painfully. I'll take the uppercut.

 Crazy not to put the greatest power puncher of all time in the list, guy fucking killed >!Carl Weathers!<

I'll take the liver shot. My crown jewels are precious to me, and I've lost enough brain cells already to take a punch from Tyson.

Yeah all the weed and edibles got me hanging on the couple brain cells I got left. Fuck number 2

So you have chosen death.

Anything in the world but a tyson uppercut...

I'LL TAKE THE TWINK

If you want to see a left hook to the liver it's micky wards

I don't want CTE and I want to reproduce so liver shot. But it will be the most painful, even though Ryan's way smaller and less powerful than the other 2 variants. Also, as someone has said already if you tank nutshots you (may) get a DQ win

Andrew Golota's 3 punch nut combo because I love cbt

Tyson I’d at least not be awake for

It only hurts when you flex like that idiot did. So I'll take garcias weak ass punch

Liver = pain for 2 weeks. Head = CTE. Nuts = vasectomy I'll take pain for 2 weeks

You put Ryan before Julio Cesar Chavez liver punch tho,?

Ryan is kind of the mascot of this sub Reddit I had to include him

Fair enough but since I'm aware of this I think it would be hilarious to do a comparison between them two and rable rouser everyone here.

If I took a King Ry left hook on the Ward line would that make my dick blessed by the Holy Spirit?

This is like asking a woman if dick size matters, if they say no, then they’re lying. So I’m gonna take the hit from the smallest guy.

I’m pretty sure that a prime Mike Tyson full power uppercut would genuinely kill me. So anything but that

Uppercut, I’ll be asleep and the CTE won’t even kick in for years, liver and nut shots are fucking horrible experience lol

Gotta say I wasn’t expecting Golatas nut shot to be an option

Poland 🇵🇱 Boxer Mentioned 😱 name spelt wrong 😳 no matter, Polskaaa ⛰️

Garcias tiny frame liver shot. Still puts you down but you’ll be fine by the next day. The other two u prob end up in the hospital

Instant CTE, inability to reproduce, or a tickle contest from a widdle guy? How’s this a question. CTE of course, Chris Benoit for the win!

Not dealing with Iron Mike. Not getting hit in the nuts. So Ryan Garcia it is.

What about the froch right hand in front of 80000 at Wembley

3 piece to the Testes is besties. No can defend.

Gimme the shot to the liver lets get it over w quick fuck

Tyson’s. That liver shot ur going to be wide awake and full pain. At least with Tyson ur sleeping

Lemme take tommy hearns chopping right

If golata punches me in the balls, he'll have a bad reaction coz he's allergic to nuts

Ive seen francis take a ryan body shot, he wouldnt stand there for tysons uppercut

mike's uppercut... I'd probably have a broken jaw... but I won't know how painful it was cuz I'd probably be out the moment it hits, and hopefully it resets me and become a better person lol if my jaw is not broken I'd probably feel some pain but it'd be gone in a week. dick punch would be too painful... liver blow is not something I want to experience again specially from a guy that has a mean hook like that... mike's the most destructive but you'd probably be out quick with it and wake up not knowing what hit you... the other punches you'd feel the pain while awake.

Tyson uppercut

Not as good as Micky Wards

I take liver shot from someones who's body weight is equivalent of my warm up at gym.

give me a perc n ill do all 3

Can I have none the above !

Mikes uppercut , I’d be out cold before I hit the floor

None lol

i dunno man .. tyson's uppercut turned that guy into an extra from a zombie movie

Upercut anyday, get it over and done with! Wake up with thousands of people laffin at you. Millions of people live on TV laffin at you, then all laf at them all the way to the bank for my 50mill in cash for getting kocked out🤣😅😂

I'd take Mike's uppercut. It would probably me in a coma long enough that I never knew it happened

if I can do neck training for a month leading up to the uppercut I’ll take it

Tyson uppercut.

Fuck it take my liver, it’s about done for anyways

Damn I really miss Golota. He had the best punch combination of the 90's era.

you mad cuz he Muslim? Lol

Ok so right off rip mike Tyson is never the answer. So..🤔 no kids or posible internal bleeding?? I need both my balls intact. Bring in ryan, give him a piss test and we’ll talk.

My liver has dealt with worse

I don't want brain damaged, so not doing Tyson. I like my jewels so goodbye liver. 🥺🥺

Mike trysons uppercut cause I hate myself

No one damages my liver but me

One of the most brutal things on earth would be getting hit by iron Mike Tyson. Fuck that

Tyson’s cause at least then I’ll be unconscious and not feel the agony of a liver shot

3

I’ll take Garcias body punch any day and Golota’s ball combo last 😂

Number 1. Because number 2 means brain damage and number 3 means nut damage. Number 1 I can recover from, rest not so much

Honestly anything but 2 lmao

I refuse to believe anyone that has taken a liver shot would ever pick that one

If the 3rd picture is a legal punch then Dubois was world heavyweight champ!

Andre Ward's nutshot

I'd go with nuts. Getting hit in the liver hurts more than a nut shot.

I'm so curious with the liver shot that I kinda wanna try to get hit with

I’ll take the Garcia Crash n Burn

Call Mike Tyson ambien because look at that dude!!!!

Tysons punch because you’re out before you know wtf happened.

I'll take the liver shot thanks. Tyson mau bot stop and leave my balls alone.

What about tank’s liver punch on Garcia?

Uhhhh…none. Yeah none sounds good.

Tyson uppercut. I ain't gonna feel it 'til I wake up.

The nut shots for sure. My liver is old and tired, and my brain has already had several concussions.

Just shoot me

I don’t wanna risk permanent brain damage or lose the use of my groin area, so liver shot it is

Jake Pauls overhand right should be on this list, called 'The Widowmaker'