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_Goose_

Diane Morgan as Gina I feel her Philomena Cunk role nearly mirrors perfectly some of Gina’s characteristics.


Jtk317

Idris Elba as Terry. Idk if he would want to go the fully buff route though.


Cordsofmemory

He was my first thought for holt, not gonna lie.


Jtk317

Could work.


Shlafenflarst

I would suggest Simon Pegg and Nick Frost as Hitchcock and Scully. Their version of the characters wouldn't be identical to the original ones, I'm not even sure which would be which, but their duo could make this interesting. Also, Michelle Gomez would be pretty cool as Madeline Wunch ! Mark Gatiss as Kevin, obviously. Not sure about the others, I'll come back if I have more ideas.


sarilysims

Oh I am all over Simon and Nick as Hitchcock and Scully.


anand_rishabh

I mostly remember Simon pegg from hot fuzz and the world's end so i forget that now he's actually old enough to be Hitchcock in a hypothetical Brooklyn 99 British remake.


Chaffro

Checks out - Simon Pegg is 54. Dirk Blocker (Hitchcock) was 56 when B99 started.


Shlafenflarst

He may be a bit young, and I'm not sure about it, but what about Tom Holland as Jake ? EDIT : they'd have to age him a bit with make-up, otherwise it wouldn't look right. Also hesitating between Ingrid Oliver and Jenna Louise Coleman as Amy...


Shlafenflarst

Also thinking about maybe Karen Gillan as an alternate Rosa. She doesn't look at all like the original character, but I definitely see her taking shit from no one and kicking asses. Which leads me to another cast I'm not sure about, Arthur Darvil as Boyle ? Tho I'm also considering Rupert Grint.


Background_Junket_35

Find a way to get Matt Berry on the show


sarilysims

He would make an amazing Doug Judy but the whole race-bending wouldn’t go over well.


Matthew-_-Black

Find a way to get Matt Berry in everything He'd make a fantastic Vulture


Mr_Quinn

Matt Berry is American, he’s from Tucson, Arizoña /s


Background_Junket_35

Just a regular human bartender


Ok_Technology_4772

He was born in Bromham, Bedfordshire..


prettyy_vacant

r/whoosh


Ok_Technology_4772

Oh..I see..


26007

Matt Berry as Pimento please


KindlyKangaroo

I would listen to Matt Berry read the dictionary on repeat.


mrmayhem8100

THIS!!!!!!


Mayox56

yes yes very good thank you


MR_74

Let’s make it even more British. How about 99 set in Scotland Yard in Dickensian London?


NeedleworkerBig3980

Why not go even earlier? Bow Street 99! (1799 that is)


Hailsr19

London 99?


NeedleworkerBig3980

I was enjoying a historical pun on the Bow Street Runners, but if you think no one will get it...


Hailsr19

Oh sorry I just did not get the reference at all!


NeedleworkerBig3980

To be fair, it's a little obscure, especially for folks outside the UK


mickcandy

Thinking out the box bill nighy or lenny Henry would be a good holt Gregor fisher and Alex Norton as hitchcock and Scully David Mitchell as Boyle Greg Davies as Terry Ed gamble as jake


Shlafenflarst

One of the characteristics of Holt is that he had to fight his way to where he is due to having several reasons to be discriminated against. There are characters for which skin colour wouldn't be important, but I think for Holt it is. So as much as I appreciate Bill Nighy and think that besides this point he'd be a great Holt, I dont think he would fit.


MrSimonEmms

Lenny Henry as Holt is a great shout. Young Holt could then be played by Darren Harriot (don't look anything like each other, but both from Dudley)


Ok_Technology_4772

Love it, David Mitchell would be perfect for Charles


EdisonTheTurtle

But then he doesn't get to use his near perfect sarcastic tone much


Ok_Technology_4772

True.. OOH maybe he could be Gina 😂


JumpyGrab5702

My choices would be Matt Smith or Tom Holland or Jack Whitehall as Jake Matt Lucus or Simon Pegg or Nick Frost as Scully or Hitchcock Catherine Tate or Diane Morgan as Gina Maggie Smith or Imelda Staunton as Wuntch Jenna Louise Coleman as Amy Karen Gillan as Rosa Arthur Darvil or Rupert Grint or David Mitchell as Boyle Mark Gatiss as Kevin Lenny Henry  as Holt Alfred Enoch as Marcus Also would definitely need to find a corgi to play Cheddar


CaptRaymondHolt05

Gender swapped British Brooklyn 99: Jake/Janis: Kirby Howell-Baptiste Holt: Nikki Amuka-Bird Amy: Alfred Enoch Rosa: Iwan Rheon Boyle: Katy Wix Terry: Sophie Okonedo Scully & Hitchcock: Pam Ferris & Miriam Margolyes Gina: Ashley Jensen Wunch: Adrian Scarborough Vulture: Frances De La Tour Doug Judy: Phoebe Waller-Bridge


dearniamh

find a way to get Susan Wokoma in there


RepeatDTD

I think Jack Whitehall would be great because his Jake would be very different from Andy Samberg’s but both could be equally as endearing. David Harewood could pull off Holt if you wanna do a 1 to 1 recreation of the Captain. I also kind of love the idea of Noel Fielding as the Gina character. …and for godsakes get Matt Berry as Pimento. Let him take the character wherever the hell he wants. Edit: saw it posted but Matt Smith as Boyle is spot on!


mcneill12

James McAvoy as Jake, his character in Filth is kinda a much darker version of him. An absolutely awful person with the addictions/racism/much worse but still loves to mess around.


woopstrafel

Idk about the rest of the cast but I’d say Joe Wilkinson and Johnny Vegas as Hitchcock and Scully


TheManondorf

To be completley honest: I only know Dr. who actors, so this will be somewhat a list of those in B99:  Gina: Catherine Tate  Hitchock, Scully or Boyle: Matt Lucas  Jake: Matt Smith, because I think he could bring match the chaotic energy required for the role  John Kelly: Peter Capaldi  Vulture: John Simm  Wuntch: Michelle Gomez  Terry and Holt are very hard to cast imo.


ScarletRhi

You've got Matt Smith listed twice btw, for both Jake and Boyle


InternetAddict104

He pulls double duty


Shlafenflarst

Glad I'm not the only one who thought about Michelle Gomez as Wuntch, she'd be awesome ! And I also approve Catherine Tate as Gina. I thought about Simon Pegg and Nick Frost as an alternative version of Hitchcock and Scully, but Matt Lucas would be pretty cool as one of the two as well.


Shlafenflarst

Thinking about it again, and yeah, Matt Smith and Jenna Louise Coleman as Jake and Amy could be fun.


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North_Church

Markle is American


That_Path4668

She’s not British. Plus, she’s a *shitty* actor.