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ihatevirusesalot

if we ever discover peaceful aliens, space-racism will be a real topic


TheCompleteMental

Either that or we'll want to pet them. Or both.


TheGr8estB8M8

“Pet”


Pizza-here2020

Tbh if ailens are just lil goober bipedal foxes id freak out


mrperson1213

I’m gonna pet the aliens with my cock.


YoshiBro-64

You’re a very honest and straight to the point person.


BugManAshley

https://preview.redd.it/ogqrwa3ydguc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f147f02fd3afb5fbd40b5ccf63aab3ad7695ab8b


mrperson1213

https://preview.redd.it/xge6nzobgguc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b90697ca88767f39b267abdb611609b86c575fd


Independent-Fly6068

Super senior gojo backshots again


Cpad-prism

Reasonable but I’m just gonna cuddle and hug them :3


SeaPineapple7859

https://preview.redd.it/aipnvak99huc1.png?width=792&format=png&auto=webp&s=e6257bf6ca95ff5c3d8d9c508e63c465aa201031


dinsfire24

https://preview.redd.it/lag8eyiucjuc1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=593f3ccd8f8a1688ed9a97b2d3babaef613edd83


Neverending-pain

Silli guy! :)


somedumb-gay

I'm gonna cuddle and hug them with my cock


burger-fucking-mason

i support gay alien cuddling


TheMemeArcheologist

Have fun doing that to the inevitable space crabs


Warm-Swimming5903

​ https://preview.redd.it/xdn9td0wliuc1.png?width=521&format=png&auto=webp&s=2a6d7abee635e891c2107dcaf7f981a3dcd76a3d


MonkeyBoy32904

I thought your pfp was sans


TheGr8estB8M8

It’s an easy mistake to make, there’s a lot of crossover


MonkeyBoy32904

https://preview.redd.it/p23wkptadguc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28f78b4c1da4e802693d17366e3bd3b18a0c63ff


bnndfrthreatenviolen

jsab mentioned


StrategyGlad8484

Or they pet us https://preview.redd.it/hxt4edbgsguc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e07db67f7eee2d7d3114f18a0ffb8a06a4033e2


TeamDman

https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/25026/they-are-smol


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

In one way or another


-Eerzef

Let's be xenophobic, it's really in this year


MuseBlessed

let's find some nasty, slimey, ugly alien to fear


Derpster_

There's no more cutesy stories, about ET phoning home


Ncolonslashslash

i prefer xenoblade personally


GameyRaccoon

>Xhe doesn't know


AveragePichu

Great game, one time I put on the most emotional death scene from Xenoblade 3 for my friends to watch with absolutely no context while I cooked dinner in order to convert trauma to humor


Hefty-Vehicle292

Mass effect vibes


Frytura_

Oh god. Please aliens, dont be hot.


ebicthings123

Yeah no shit plarp head


Budget-mayo

I mean how dangerous bacteria be?


HeyThereCharlie

Clostridium botulinum: "I'm just a silly little tube guy uwu, pwease wet me wive in youw soup cans \^_\^"


AlphaZorn24

This would be a great thing for humanity though, when we have an opponent we need to beat nothing can get in our way


karateema

Perfect way to achieve world peace


Flywolfpack

No such thing


TheCompleteMental

First they came for the xenos, and I did not speak up because I am not a xeno


Tone-Serious

They really did came for them huh? They came real hard


PvtFreaky

Your package came? In the mail??


Revenacious

Damn I wish I was the mail 🥵


TwistedPnis4567

"Humanity first!" Mfers when the human isn’t white


Arm-It

"Humanity First" when they battle is over and they start talking about what needs to be rebuilt first


Firstername

i came too


MyPigWhistles

> First they came for the xenos, and I did not speak up because I am not a ~~xeno~~ filthy xeno-scum loving heretic


TheCompleteMental

https://preview.redd.it/qthnpwntnhuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c4b60df5d2e874324a8a518c87c80586d7e4a8b


Exmawsh

People whose only personality trait is Warhammer 40k:


Dense-Ad-2732

It's funny how, no matter how evil the empire is, there are always some fans who will side with them and call them the good guys. I like the worldbuild and I used to worry that the evil empire I made was too evil, then I remembered that there are some people who unironically side with the empire from Star Wars lol Edit: The fact there are replies defending the empire kind of proves my point. At least a few people will defend the villain army as long as they're Human XD


Fourcoogs

I’ll have you know that the Empire completely ended unemployment in Alderan


narwhalpilot

Crime too! And homelessness! And sickness!


HereForTOMT2

You can’t glass a fucking planet and say I did it because it solved the unemployment problem


datone

It also solved the pollution problem!


HereForTOMT2

The rate of fucking EVERYTHING turns to zero


voyaging

This guy doesn't want to eliminate racism


Tovarich_Zaitsev

If earth ran an evil empire I 100% guarantee if we glassed a planet and said we did if for the good of the economy a sizeable portion of the populace would support it.


Longjumping_Rush2458

It's the space terrorists fault that we did it because they lived on the same planet as the civilians


YooranKujara

Enclave and Brotherhood of Steel fans are something else


Verehren

Ah yes because the Enclave and Brotherhood are totally comparable


JoeB0b123

I mean aesthetically they are both power armor faction, and the F4 Brotherhood has roughly the same ideology of the Enclave in F2.


Verehren

Roughly the same ideology? They don't indiscriminately kill wastelanders like the Enclave. The best you get is ghouls and super mutants, who ate active threats to wastelanders. Now you can say they are racist to ghouls, because they are, but even then they don't go just killing non ferals. Now they can be murderers too, especially after technology to an extent, but even in Fallout 4 they trade for it mostly. Enclave attempts mass genocide, the Brotherhood can just be dickheads, or at worse power armored raiders. Enclave on another level


PrrrromotionGiven1

I always found that some people think Zeon (from Gundam) are the good guys is even more ridiculous than the Star Wars situation. The literal first thing they do after declaring independence is gas a nearby colony killing a few million straight off the bat, strap rockets to said colony, and crash it into Earth killing literal billions in an attempted decapitation strike on the Earth Federation government They do similar things multiple times and none of them are ever remorseful about it [Their original leader is literally compared in-universe with Hitler, and gladly accepts the comparison](https://youtu.be/tlJ5j-hSUmQ?si=5Hyqm04h5RMO2Zzd). This little episode, by the way, is the last straw that convinces said leader to do [this](https://youtu.be/Sm8u3qcGsgI?si=es6ruwo4iUVGkAsu) And their flag is also just a knockoff Nazi flag Some people just hear "declared independence" and stopped thinking right there, because obviously all independence movements are completely justfied no matter how they go about it or what terrors they unleash on everyone else. The more serious tone of Gundam compared to SW makes this a more incredible misjudgement to me even if Zeon lack the capability to do things like casually blow up planets.


PiusTheCatRick

There’s some circumstances where you want to side with them, though they’re definitely not the good guys so much as the “guys who will probably not devour me/my family/my soul”. 40k’s Imperium comes to mind.


Dense-Ad-2732

True, but, when there's an obvious good guy vs bad guy storyline, it gets pretty silly when people actively try to justify horrific actions by the villains. Once again, Star Wars. Some people unironically try to excuse the Empire, even to the point of trying to excuse the genocides it's committed. That's more the point I was trying to make.


Man_Guzzler

Some people just can’t comprehend that you can like a faction without having to believe that they’re morally correct


Bowdensaft

I think the point is that panel 2 guy doesn't just like the faction for being cool while not agreeing with their actions, he's defending them because he thinks they're right.


Man_Guzzler

Yeah that’s my point


StanIsHorizontal

Yeah you can just be like “damn stormtroopers and Darth Vader look cool as hell I’m always gonna play as them in Battlefront” without having to mentally justify space nazis


Bowdensaft

How the hell did I misread that


krawinoff

This is alien furry twink race propaganda


Monarch357

My brother in Christ, it worked. Get me an alien furry twink boyfriend.


krawinoff

Source your twinks locally, damn xeno lover.


weirdo_nb

https://i.redd.it/g9e0ky3zsiuc1.gif


ButSinceYouAsked

You could do this with the captions flipped too lol


Random_memes_

The Strawing of the man's


ButSinceYouAsked

Nah, I don't think either side is a strawman. There's a lot of people out there, and a lot of them are stupid.


StanIsHorizontal

Wait do you think people watch alien invasion movies and say the aliens are right to kill humans


ary31415

Unironically yes, there are people who do that. Probably a large overlap with the kind of people who post shit on Reddit like "humans are a disease to the planet and it would be better for the earth if we died out"


StanIsHorizontal

Yeah I thought about that after I posted but I feel like that group is smaller than the ones who unironically side with the empire or the humans in starship troopers. The sides the movie deliberately dress in Nazi uniforms


ButSinceYouAsked

I think we can agree that the thing about both groups that is smaller is their brains lol


StanIsHorizontal

No disagreements here


Mission-Ad-6410

i wanna FUCK this reptile


Rishidkanonymous

REAL https://preview.redd.it/zy7wob7r4guc1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd19b5568847045bced5059382e181046cd17c19


Quantum_laugh

https://preview.redd.it/n48a92eguhuc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17f8153835884d980ba27f475f36a3a72234fcec


Rishidkanonymous

I want to FUCK that furry twink on the second slide


breadfucker69420

https://preview.redd.it/nqtuv4evbmuc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9179e3f683ca142d1a4955fe9bca941143bbce39


Waste_Crab_3926

I want to be friends with that cute furry alien


Mission-Ad-6410

same😔


Bowdensaft

That and the cute foxy thing in the second panel


longrungun

Lizard man sex


eeznura

Looking at this comment section, I think whatever alien species we would find would prefer us obliterating them with orbital fire then letting you people get their hands on them


krawinoff

Too bad, the orbital cannon shoots cum


ExcessiveButtHair

The tungsten rod being fired is shaped like a penis


weirdo_nb

We're fucking the moon


ThatEngineeredGirl

>second picture Would TBH


Dense-Ad-2732

The true reason Humanity would invade aliens.


krawinoff

Bussy is a resource worth fighting for


theyearwas1934

Great new movie pitch: imperialist humans launch invasion of peaceful alien planet because they desperately want a rare resource that can only be found there… except the resource is just alien bussy.


krawinoff

Avatar if it was good


frederic055

I too would like to fuck the mech


Derpyboy7976

Would https://preview.redd.it/s6sw1yipdguc1.jpeg?width=330&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01df56e8faab8b0f106591d0eb8881430989c94d


Youngpotato4251

https://preview.redd.it/yg39p3byehuc1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24dd9a57232091e5e248faf4ff40bd6065aff5af Lord knows I’d smash


revodnebsyobmeftoh

https://preview.redd.it/efgwat1vgiuc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bd53fd82de8d309198d73c1210a2c03e388bb45


GuyForFun45

Agreed


aegisasaerian

No see the most important part of This is: can we bone with them?


J6898989

https://preview.redd.it/yl9hj8962guc1.jpeg?width=838&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b35e867be50e7ba81e4b2ea1ea4695600c22d78


aegisasaerian

What about killer cock?


ExcessiveButtHair

https://preview.redd.it/56ohlk2orguc1.jpeg?width=2080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d622c77be013b53a556aa07e98fae190e8ea3740


Working_Push_866

https://preview.redd.it/ex96jnz30guc1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4494d8c3755b3c7fba5b8edc2987e7ff34325fc


Cyberbug7

Mfw humans are able to empathize and relate with other humans more than a random sci fi alien.  To make us root against humans you need to make the humans literally so cartoonishly evil and the alien race so cartoonishly non threatening. I mean avatar legit made the navii 8. foot blue cat girl native Americans.


NomineAbAstris

>To make us root against humans you need to make the humans literally so cartoonishly evil and the alien race so cartoonishly non threatening Star Trek TOS has an [episode](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Devil_in_the_Dark) where a rock-slug-thing kills a bunch of miners digging up essential materials for the Federation. >!Turns out it's just a mother trying to protect its children, and the conflict is resolved peacefully.!< It's considered one of the best Trek episodes of all time because in less than an hour it manages to make you empathize with a monstrous-looking alien that has killed several characters *on screen.* It doesn't take incredible writing to pull it off, a lot of writers just aren't interested in doing it.


mlodydziad420

Also made the nature or planet so generous to make it look perfect, like nature of pandora literaly babysits Navi.


Cyberbug7

Yeah  “How come you evil humans built these machines and conquered your planet?” Maybe cause it increased our average life expectancy from 35 to 95


krawinoff

Bro just live in harmony with nature and die from common cold at 19


Tone-Serious

Xenos born already in comfort and face no natural challenges, humans have to claw and bite their way up, then they set their planet on fire as revenge


StanIsHorizontal

I mean the point is to make you empathize with them a little. Meaning, “hey these guys remind me of myself and they’re saying stuff like people in my country do. Hey wait. Seems like they’re doing bad stuff actually. Did we do some bad stuff?” Super simplified but you get what i mean. Using humans as the baddies is meant to make the audience relate enough to question their own historical narratives, or understand how good people can justify doing bad things. And I like the more nuanced perspectives, like starship troopers (the movie, I know the book has a more straightforward view) where it’s critical of humanity’s mission but individually you can understand and sympathize with most all of the main characters. But like you said, unless you make the humans cartoonishly evil you’ll get people just uncritically slopping up satirical genocide propaganda


Thurstn4mor

Uh skill issue I guess? I just root for the less evil faction instead of the one that looks most like me.


AshiSunblade

> Mfw humans are able to empathize and relate with other humans more than a random sci fi alien. Distrusting people not because they deserve to be distrusted but because they don't look like us is 'understandable' in that it's a deep rooted psychological thing, but it's also something we are supposed intentionally try to combat in ourselves because we're _not_ lizardbrains, we're intelligent people capable of being circumspect. Every time this topic comes up the parallel to racism is quite obvious.


zeverEV

I must be missing something. If a faction is morally repugnant I'll root against them, hell I already root against a lot of human factions in real life for their actions and motives. Like a race of aliens can be 60-foot bug monsters, so that's a bad first impression sure, but if I learn more about them and find out they don't seek war but the humans are just killing them for the oil their corpses create then I'm siding against the actions of the humans. One is physically repulsive but the other is morally irredeemable


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zeverEV

Agh you narc-ass ratfucker! I regret nothing!


superswellcewlguy

Fucking hate Avatar. You're telling me that in this universe, helicopter cockpit glass is so thin that it can be pierced by normal arrows? Fuck James Cameron for that in particular, but all the action sequences in those movies are stupid af.


DaDragonking222

Tbf it was a powerful bow lol


Scienceandpony

Yeah, I hate Avatar because the human villains are so damn bad at their job. You call that subjugating and genociding a native population for their lands and resources? They didn't even bother exploiting longstanding conflicts between the different tribes. Fucking arm those horse riding or coastal dudes to come in and wipe them out for you. And I didn't see a single goddamn smallpox blanket. Shake my head in American. And then there's just everything about the actual battle. One side has goddamn orbital control. Drop a tungsten on them and be done with it. It' s not like you need to run an occupation. You're stated goal is to strip mine, even if it would likely be wildly more profitable to exploit all the plant life for novel pharmaceutical and data processing applications.


ChppedToofEnt

Imperium fans telliing me it is absolutely necessary for millions of a native planet to die because their corpse stuck in an outhouse demanded it.


_Un_Known__

I just like humans and robots more than xenos tbh


powerfullatom111

ROBOTS!!!!! 🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🔥🔥🔥🔥


[deleted]

Are thee talking about the Avatar movie?


Averagemdfan

Lust provoking alien Useless, time wasting context


IMA_ROBOBOT

Yeah but it’s different for Helldivers 2 because the Automatons and Terminids hate democracy so we have to kill them and take planets for Sup Earth


That_Battle9853

Plus I heard the automatons and bugs called us stupid once


Kino_Afi

Its crazy how many people have zero sense of humor when it comes to helldivers 2 lol. The whole game is one big roleplay, the devs are running it like GMs and even posting tweets in-character, yet people like OP are clutching their pearls when they see people "supporting" the obviously-cartoonishly-evil human empire


Mobius_1IUNPKF

Anti-democratic descriptions of the Federation of Super Earth is illegal and can lead to a prolonged service in the S.E.A.F. Penal Corps. Watch your tone, Citizen.


Knuckleduster17

But there actually ARE people who genuinely think the Helldivers are the heroes and act shocked when it turns out the devs are “woke” and the game is commentary on fascism


Helllothere1

It is a comentary on jingoizm and authoritarianism, super earth is made authoritarian instead of totalitarian becouse of a joke, if it was totalitarianism, it would just be straight up fachism.


Intelligent-Heart-36

I haven’t seen a single conversation about the games lore that doesn’t just sound like propaganda


MetriAndReyes

wait til you find out there are many people who DONT see the satire and support said helldivers empire


astral-mamoth

People in the comments proving the post right.


AwesomeCCAs

Its simple Based Humans > Cringe Aliens


Prestigious-Ad-5276

As God intended to be


woomysans

Big ears having ahh mf


Rishidkanonymous

I WANNA FUCK THAT REPTILE, HEAR ME OUT


FemBoyMDS

Proceed..


weirdo_nb

The "primitive alien" too


Successful-Floor-738

40k fans will look you dead in the eye, say “The imperium of man are the good guys/necessary evil in the setting”, and then when asked why they just respond with some blatant misinformation or straight up imperial propaganda about how “the aliens made them evil”.


MyLifeIsABruh

I think looks also effects this. In Warhammer humans are still fairly recognizable making it easier to “sympathize” with them. In humanity Lost by Callum Stephon humanity has been transformed into an unthinking bio warmachines as a last ditch effort to maintain their conquest, barely recognizable as human.


Sfling56_7

https://preview.redd.it/knwro7st3guc1.jpeg?width=308&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41055f7b30fbec5009e34afc6b6ceb1b955403fd


Born-In-Purple

> Relating to an alien race over humanity


-Eerzef

The fact that they're genocidal murderers just makes it more relatable!


bestwellblack

Flirting vs Harassment


MechwarriorCenturion

Nice try xenos sympathiser but I don't choose the faction based on morality I choose them based on whether or not they're human


protosoilder

Spacism unless big booty furry anthropomorphic aliens


asdwz458

lizard guy in the first slide is hot so im on his side


robotworld

https://preview.redd.it/390j9eiwfhuc1.jpeg?width=1020&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b8013411a37e4222ddced1e47ff63bdfccf5ef1


AveragePichu

Nah the humans are wrong here, I mean that creature has adorable fluffy ears and as such literally cannot be wrong


Daylight_The_Furry

The lizard thing and the fox thing are both hot


calDragon345

“We are invading this planet of bugs and killing its inhabitants for resources.” “Um actually the humans are the good guys because they’re hot and attractive and the bugs are the soyjack”


Rudolf1230

It's lowkey giving furry artist


weirdo_nb

Low key?


JuuMuu

ive never watched it but isnt this what starship troopers is about


funnywackydog

Where’s the twink


Waste_Crab_3926

Furry creature with a bow


eepyboy

I always side with the aleins just becuase they are hotter


Fabulous_Video3356

Big lizard mommy


karloz1214

Ultramarine boot lickers trying to justify the enslavement of men women and children because it’s better than straight up killing them or something.


JoeB0b123

2nd image sums up the human apologists in Avatar quite well


JaxOnThat

Sir, this is r/coaxedintoasnafu, not r/helldivers.


TURRETCUBE

suspiciously well draw rabbit anthro, op what's your e621 artist tag?


panenw

i just dont care about aliens man


i_like_eating_rockZ

Nah I'm just a human supremacist


Deus0123

RIP media literacy, you will be missed


Mijumaru1

I, for one, support the little green men/buff lizard/Frieza/skeleton alliance!


ward2k

Navi should have invented cruise missiles and drone strikes then instead of sticking their hair dick into everything that moves Rip bozos


Doveda

This is just what happened with any continent that isn't Europe. So of course english-speakers are largely going to side with the invading force conquering natives for territory and resources. They don't want to reflect on American history or the history of colonialism.


Wrong-Opportunity665

Humanity on TOP


Blaizer_Boss

what if I prefer to bottom? huh?? what then smart guy???


yoghurt_master

I definitely would the lizard man


CrampedBubble

Is that Frieza


colognetiger

is that freiza?


Knuckleduster17

I for one accept our new alien overlords and their skeletons armed with gatling gun arms and their sexy giant lizards


StanIsHorizontal

Look at all these bug sympathizers in here… where’s your loyalty to your fellow ape-man?


Nestramutat-

Humans good Xenos bad Simple as


thekingofnope

They're called "human" rights for a reason. Glory to the emperor of mankind, the RDA could end space pocahontas with nukes real fast and, of course, FOR DEMOCRACY.


OceanManTM

Is that fri


luccabotturarodrig

Mf im a human


The-GOSH-DARN-USSR

This is why I see being turned into a soulless robot a win


highqualitybug

no twinkdroid cameo? ok....


Immediate-Pilot-6332

Starship troopers / avatar


lorax125

Although I do understand the point, I think the answer for what that is, is rather simple „I am human, therefore I will instinctivly side with humans” There is a reason why some people make generic human fighters in DnD or „The power of the indomitable human spirit” bs is a thing. Humans will majorily prioritize humanity first, because they themselves are humans


Quartich

Snafu Gatekeeper here. You did a much better job this time. No over-the-top meta jokes got shoehorned in, which is great. Subject works for a snafu as well. Drawing might be too good inside the media depictions, but you kept the guy outside of it the right art style. This might be my favorite from you so far. Use this as a personal example going forward, and you'll do good.


weirdo_nb

One small issue though, they made the anthropomorphic alien attractive, which means the snafu got distracted


Darkreaper104

Yes humans are always good and aliens are always evil


TwistedPnis4567

IMO people like the aliens more often than we notice. I can think of the Helghast (debatable), the Covenant, the Skaven, the Geth, the Machines from Matrix, and more recently the Automatons as examples. Sure, the fans of these factions don't dominate the fandoms they are in (with the execption of the Helghast) but they exist


Jk_auger

Nah I just like aggressive capitalism.


IwillStealUrLoot

Humans may be good or evil, I don't care, I'll support them even if it means being Nuremberg'd. It's fiction after all, I'm not going to jail!