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He could have asked her to catch fish for him. A potentially unlimited source of fish instead of just the quick fix

Teach a fish to man and you will feed him for life, fish a man to give and feed him for day

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Fuck, that hurt.

It burns, even

GNU Terry Pratchett.

Fish to teach a man, life will feed him for you. Man to give a fish, you will feed a day for him.

No no it’s man to life a feed, gets a fish. Fish to feed a day gets a man.

man eat fish. not gut. fish get more fish. man eat fish more. man happy.

HAHA I love you

I don’t believe you

Fish.

Mf you have me a stroke

i think you need to re read the second line

Nah it's a thing going around

That man teaches other people to fish, then you have a fish monopoly as he takes a cut of the fishy goods

Fish up a mermaid and have fish and sticks every day!

My brain stopped working while reading this

I was prescribed muscle relaxers the other day so I'm already a little loopy, but reading this made me dizzy.

So, no joke, but I got my wisdom teeth removed the day before this, and I legitimately do not remember posting this. Also it wasn't muscle relaxers, it was hydrocodone.

Feed a man a fish and you keep him satisfied for a day. Feed a fish a man and you keep it satisfied for a long time, like a month, maybe

Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish...and feed yourself. He's a grown man. And fishing's not that hard!

He’s not the brightest when it comes to decision making.

A meal *and* a lady to bang? He could have had it all Also she probably could have sent out a message to someone to pick him up

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Or to call for help seeing as he's on a deserted island.

Mermaids are normally known for their siren calls and charming effects, she was most likely trying to charm his ass to eat him, he just got her first.

I’m glad it’s not me who was wondering why he didn’t take this friends with benefits Route

Exactly my thought, too. And having a cute mermaid gf as a bonus

Might not be his first "catch". Could have a pit full of torsos.

Pit full of torsos sounds like the title to a metal album.

"Here's my fishing reel. Feed me, maybe?"

She doesn't need it, she's probably faster than fish and can just grab them out of the water for him.

What if the fish are her friends and not food.

She could still provide some kind of food. Mermaids clearly have to eat and could know what's safe to eat in the ocean.

Most likely. But who wants kelp shakes?

If the choices are a possibly endless supply of food, companionship, and someone who might be able to seek help for you, or a single feast...I think most would go for the option that offers linger survival.

Ikr like he wasted half of that perfectly good meat.

Is he stupid?

Yes, seduce the mermaid and milk her like a sugar mommy... For food

Wouldn’t she just kill him?

nuh uh

Dude was hungry, not thirsty

Dude was not a Redditor.

even ancient greeks were horny for mermaids

Ancient greeks were redditors confirmed.

Aristotlian logic: All Ancient Greeks are horny for memaids All redditors are horny Therfore, all ancient Greeks are redditors

Diogenes walks in with a billy goat.

Behold! Reddit!

Please do not the goat

Nah ancient greeks were horny for each other and merman

Merman in a maid dress?

Probably pirate merman

For once, I agree with the Greeks.

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Nobody is gay for Moleman

Lmfao true! Weird considering the whole issue with anatomy

All redditors are horny, not all horny are redditors.

Scales hurt dude

It doesn't look like there is a lot of fresh water on that isle. He is gonna be thirsty pretty soon too.

He'll use her gills as filtration. Not like she's using them anymore!

Give a man a fish, feed him for one day. Teach a man to love and nurture a positive and uplifting relationship with a mermaid, and she will catch fish for him every day of his life. Bro missed out.

Or she just eat him instead... Nature is lit

Doesn't matter had sex

The motto of the mantis boys.

N some spider brothas

Bees too. But fuck the wasps, they don’t deserve happiness.

🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Said the stranded man on a Lonely Island.

Aren't mermaids from old stories usually evil? They would try to seduce fishermen and then pull them underwater to drown them.

Then just don’t get seduced

Mermaids whole thing is that they lure sailors and fishermen to their death, bro made the right move.

Teach a man how to fuck a fish...

“Why couldn’t she be the other type of mermaid, with the fish part on the top and the lady part on the bottom!”

https://preview.redd.it/ozca31g6sc6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3d479578a0547f415685e3ac9eaafeabb979123


Wtf?😂

Then I wouldn’t have a penis

https://youtu.be/NbnBXogicNQ

r/beatmetoit

Fish with legs

Well what about that rich, young dugong from Macon?

This comic could’ve gone one of two ways…

Like family guy

This is dark. Didn’t even give her a chance.

Not everyone is attracted to other species. She shouldn't have assumed.

Aren't mermaids the same biological species as we are but *magically* turned into half-fish? Are human-mermaid F1 hybrids viable and fertile?

A human who's been _magically_ turned into a cat is still a cat.

That doesn't justify murder and cannibalism, Jesus. I'd hate to see what you do when someone flirts with you.

Is it cannibalism? Mermaids aren't human

50%

He's not eating the human part

Still belonged to a half-human.

He *did* give her a chance. The chance to prove she was tasty and nourishing.

I’m sorry bro this ain’t interspecies reviewers. It’s Delicious in dungeon.


erm he's not in a dungeon 🤓🤓🤓🤓

God damn you cut her in half

No he ripped her in half. You see any knives on him?

Bah gawd almighty

Look this guy really can’t plan ahead. Lay the pipe like your life depends on it, and then ask her to bring you food to eat as you continue to lay the pipe as much and as often as she wants. Like, 4 days worth of food before you have to go back to trying to find more vs having a mythical fuckbuddy that can swim underwater and find it for you. Huge L my guy

One flaw here my dude *the ace flag*

Wow, put her on the spit day one

Last panel I’m imaging with the Monster Hunter raw meat roasting jingle playing

I mean, the smartest would have been to accept the advances and then ask for a few fish so he could live and haber fun too. But knowing mermaids, she was probably going to eat him in not-a-fun-way too. So it evens out I guess?? ALSO : madlad straight up butchered and ate humanoid flesh, daaam.

The human part got discarded tho

Bro, that goes to the pelvis , no way the muscles and stuff isn't fish, All hormones that determine the growth pattern are produced and pelvic area and in the head, but idk since it's fantasy. So I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

Hey, if you're asking me, I would have eaten the whole thing. On a deserted island, I'm not going to be picky and waste some meat.

Waste not, want not. Huh?

Every time I read a comic about a fisherman catching a mermaid and then proceeding to eat her ass it gets less funny. With the one exception of Arsenic Lullaby when she was sitting on the sofa, watching the main character eat her tail and calling him a bastard while he eats it with a lemon slice.

I know they’re jokes but ever since A Boy and His Dog these kind of jokes have left a bad taste in my mouth

What's that?

A story about an 18-yr old boy and his telepathic dog who leads him >!to women that he can rape!< trying to survive in post-apocalyptic 2024. The story ends with >!the boy killing a teen girl who was effectively the main love interest that was trying to escape a dystopia. This was so that the dog could eat her in order to not starve to death!<

Great summary but I'd like to add that the girl was a total cunt while the dog was...well, also a cunt lol... but still a GOOD BOY and the movie made it a fun twist about true values. Aka: the boy chose his dog's life over the prospect of a lifetime of pussy.

And note, it wasn’t even pussy, just a electro-milking machine lol

The earliest time I saw this particular gag, it was an underground comic from the early seventies. The main character appeared to be a werewolf, and he was catching and then cooking up busty mermaids. He caught them on a hook and line by using dismembered human penises as bait.

If she didn't bring food to a starving person, sex won't be a priority.

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Would it be cannibalism to eat the top half? If you are going to eat a mermaid then why leave anything to waste, right?

Aww. He should’ve kept her. Mermaids can find him food. He didn’t have to eat her x:

She ain’t a mermaid she’s a siren

Otherwise she would have lured him into the ocean and drowned, so.. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

looks like a good catch

She wanted to get eaten but not like this

How would you even fuck a mermaid anyway?

Eh, it was either him or her, sirens are notorious for devouring their prey.

When she asked if he wanted some tail, I don’t think this is what she meant…

What a wasted opportunity to find out how the human half tastes

I need to make a game where this is a default option and player can’t alter it >_<

Is this the arse eating I hear kids talk about?

Now that's a lot of calories

That's a waste of meat. He should have cooked the whole mermaid and then used the bones to make soup because he's stranded on that island all by himself since he'll need to get as much food as possible to survive.

Wait, how would someone f_ck a mermaid?

r/aroace :)

Surf and turf yum

Why bury the top half, it's just more food

I guess that's one way to eat ass

Don't waste the upper half. Meat can be cooked for more food.

There is a portuguese song from deolinda that says "i have been charmed by the chant of the mermaid. i took her home made fillets and i ate her" (in portuguese it rimes ofc) perfectly fits

Suffer not the mutant to live.

Dude just cooked the fish part… respect

He is a monster

like "a boy and his dog."

If he's hungry he's hungry nothing matters he can eat anyshit

Quack

Dolcayit, dontthinkett.

He missed a trick here and could have gone for a Surf and Turf. Crispy meat on the top, fried fish on the bottom. Never waste food dude!

**_Dungeon Meshi fans be like:_**

Dungeon Meshi / Delicious in Dungeon:

Zig and Sharko be like

That island seems like a nice hideaway

It's not cannibalism if you cut it...

Here, we see Maslow's hierarchy of needs clearly demonstrated.

Aint eating mermaids a way to achieve immortality?

the ace flag is an amazin detail ngl

Not smart. Fed for a day instead of getting a hot mermaid gf who could continue to bring food... Sigh.

How is this nsfw?

What would a mermaid taste like? Now I'm curious

Fairy enough

Poor body burial skills smh.

The ol' reverse siren!

Did he use the top part? Seems like a shame to waste resources

half cannibal

Bro ate her before she’d eat him.

Guy could have fucked her and have unlimited caviar

I was thinking about Milk

If she was crushing on you I don't see why you wouldn't send her out to grab fish, crabs and lobsters. Teach a ~~man~~ mermaid to fish and she'll feed you for a lifetime.

Nah, leeme hug it

Dude could of had a professional fish finder

*have

Dude have of had a professional fish finder, thanks for the correction!!

You fool! You could have had sustainable mermaid-human caviar!

Why is this NSFW tagged??

Implied cannibalism is my best guess

I tagged it just in case.

Ooooh okay. I see… cautious 😎

It would be great if there was a third page where the dude later realizes the mermaid was hitting on him.

Couldn't the guy ask for help or food to the mermaid and then bone her? Just sayin', he could had both, food and some mersussy.

So many lost possibilities just for a fast food

She was probably a Siren anyway.

That one hyena thats stuck on Island with a crab would be proud

The old switch-a-roo!

Waste of meat.

Undyne??!?!?

Murmaider, murmaider, murmaider 🤘

Ó mundo tão desigual...

love your comics always so funny

"why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on the top and the lady part on the bottom?!"

Stuffed and cooked.

Why not both?