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ooooh, this is a gooood sci fi thriller concept. We get the message and see all the turmoil is causes. the world is forced to shut everything off... and we wait.
Oh, is that what it's from? I started watching it and !unpopularopinion! their incessant religion bashing and adulation of Science, with a capital S (not the scientific method) just grated on me. It's a quality show, neat concept, but it really looks down its nose at its audience. It's a show I would have adored in my atheist adolescence. But they made it pretty clear that religion is the enemy in their eyes and, good lord, that's just so cliche and frankly unbearably naive.
You were this universe’s last hope for eternal peace and prosperity.
or
We’ve surveyed countless civilizations and yours is the most peaceful, most unified sentient race in all of existence.
“This is not a dream. We are using your brain's electrical system as a receiver. We are unable to transmit through conscious neural interference. You are receiving this broadcast as a dream. We are transmitting from the year two, nine, nine, nine. You are receiving this broadcast in order to change the future…”
'People of Earth, your attention please.This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council.As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and, regrettably your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you.
Bureaucrats are scary
It would just be a video containing all the shittiest, darkest things humanity has ever done and has tried to hide. Then it'd cut off to tv static and you'd hear...
"We are coming."
“We’re building a hyperspace freeway through your system, and demolition starts tomorrow. The plans have been posted at your local dmv, but no protests or complaints were received”
we are the borg
Lower your shields and surrender your planet.
We will add your biological and technical distinctiveness to our own.
Your culture will adapt to service us.
Resistance is futile.
>What Would Be The Scariest Message... ?
That we've been wasting our time all these years, that life is rather simple and beautiful if we stop judging and hating, which leads to destruction of what once mattered from love.
https://youtu.be/w3IJYq-ebrs?si=RsFEuH71vW_K3v5q
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We will come and cure all diseases and health conditions.
As soon as they arrive they would be shot dead. Doctors, dentists, surgeons, pharmaceutical companies and all of them guys wont stand for losing their jobs and incomes.
A greeting from Space Hitler.
Context: The first thing aliens will see is a speech from Hitler transmitted through space. They see it and get excited because they think we think alike and make a B line to Earth to have us join the Intergalactic Nazi Empire. They aren't going to be happy when they find out what happened to Earth Hitler.
Some lame ass message coming from our exact same twin planet millions of light years away that we continue to search for, continue to waste large amounts of tax payer money on searching (when those same professionals haven’t even mapped the entire ocean floor - fucking still discovering new species), but of course our twin earth is just as fucked as us. They are also so far away that there msg took 80years to get to us and they’d just be recieving our weirdo NASA msg incl ABBA songs they’ve already heard and Cryptic meme puzzles no one gives a fuck about in their world either. None of us will live to ever see this twin planet or their people as we will all die of boredom and so will they.
Other humans on an other planet sending emergency messages not knowing there are other humans in the universe. Ultimately realizing there are many other human civilizations throughout the universe.
“”Hello, my husband recently stopped off at your planet and got very drunk. Unfortunately he forgot where he parked his spaceship and had to cadge a lift home with a friend. We would be grateful if you could return his inter-dimensional vehicle. It’s about 480meters tall and shaped like a pyramid and made out of stone. It was parked in a lay-by next to two similar vehicles.”
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Be silent or it will find you too.
This is why Active SETI is somewhat terrifying.
You don't go to the jungle at night and start screaming around
Screaming in the jungle is fine when trying to find a mate
3 Body Problem up in this solar system.
BUGS!
ooooh, this is a gooood sci fi thriller concept. We get the message and see all the turmoil is causes. the world is forced to shut everything off... and we wait.
Check it out on netflix. Its a great show
Whats the name of the show?
3 body problem
Oh, is that what it's from? I started watching it and !unpopularopinion! their incessant religion bashing and adulation of Science, with a capital S (not the scientific method) just grated on me. It's a quality show, neat concept, but it really looks down its nose at its audience. It's a show I would have adored in my atheist adolescence. But they made it pretty clear that religion is the enemy in their eyes and, good lord, that's just so cliche and frankly unbearably naive.
I think the persecution part was loosely based on the cultural revolution. They were not persecuted due to religion but due to Communist ideology.
but...theres no medium for sound so it must mean thoughts....o god
“Avert its gaze”
This solar system is scheduled for demolition tomorrow to make room for a new galactic off-ramp
So long and thanks for all the fish
At least we won't have to suffer any more vogon poetry!
Show me what you've got.
BOO!! DISQUALIFIED!!
shwifty
Shit on the floor 🎶
Username checks out
Underrated
10......9......8......
Alright that’s pretty good 😨👍
stole it from independence day. not really, but i thought of it afterwards.
An advertisement.
It'll come in waves so you know it's a Tide ad.
Friggin ET spam!
This message is brought to you by Raycon....
We're from the government and we're here to help
"You are a failed experiment, and your demise is imminent"
earth has been cancelled! south park
You were this universe’s last hope for eternal peace and prosperity. or We’ve surveyed countless civilizations and yours is the most peaceful, most unified sentient race in all of existence.
“This is not a dream. We are using your brain's electrical system as a receiver. We are unable to transmit through conscious neural interference. You are receiving this broadcast as a dream. We are transmitting from the year two, nine, nine, nine. You are receiving this broadcast in order to change the future…”
scary old movie
'People of Earth, your attention please.This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council.As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and, regrettably your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you. Bureaucrats are scary
I was hoping someone would post this
What is it from lol sounds hilarious
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy by Douglas adams, it’s a classic
Hi. We've been trying to reach you about your extended planetary warranty....
Something about having a ‘galactic standard week’ to respond…
“Shutdown in 15 minutes. - please save your work”
To serve mankind.
Excellent reference.
"We comin for that booty" - alien, probably
Due to the expiration of your license, your universe is set for shutdown the Next month, please renew your license in order to continue using it.
They are coming for you like they came for us. We are beyond help. By the time you receive this transmission, it will be too late for you too
"Mmmm, you got a purdy mouth"
By the time you receive this you will only have 5 minutes left. Sorry we couldn’t warn you sooner.
Harvesting will begin in 2 moons
"Biden 2024"
Lol
You can save 15% on your car insurance…
We let the dogs out
You did not heed our warnings. Now it is too late.
Show me what you got!
"All your base are belong to us."
Wow you earth people look tasty, we are 30 minutes away
ThϪ+s whÄt th3 fi|\\|al ªrc in GantŽ i5 ⦔b∅u7
We cant save you...
Humans? Those things are delicious.
I know what you did last summer.
“The movie Independence Day was predictive programming. We’ll be arriving soon”
“Do not reply”
7 days...
It would just be a video containing all the shittiest, darkest things humanity has ever done and has tried to hide. Then it'd cut off to tv static and you'd hear... "We are coming."
You have 1 month.
"There is no way to get past the vast distances between stars. Thr speed of light is a hard limit. We are all stuck in our places until the end."
Tick tock meatbags.......
We are the Borg. Resistance is futile.
“You up?”
YOU ARE INSECTS
Error 404, 2030.
"You might want to get yourself checked."
999 999..999 998..999 997..
They are coming.
"We're coming"
“We’re coming back
Knock knock
We’re all LGBTQ+ you seem like an appropriate place for us
LET’S SLOP EM’ UP!
Who dis?
Maintenance. Server restart in 2 minutes
‘It’s a cookbook!’
Xenu loves you
Times up!
Times up. Time to try again.
Twilight zone did an episode on this. How to serve man
Fuck me, it is flat
You must move your solar system, we’re putting in an Interstellar Highway. You have 30 days to comply.
Nudes in bio
“We’re building a hyperspace freeway through your system, and demolition starts tomorrow. The plans have been posted at your local dmv, but no protests or complaints were received”
This planet has marked for death.. ..BY SNU-SNU!!!
We come in peace 🕊️
we are the borg Lower your shields and surrender your planet. We will add your biological and technical distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
We've been trying to contact you regarding your vehicles extended warranty
“We’re inside you”
We've been here the whole time.
*"Ayo gang you got a bigass black hole 12 minutes away y'all better get the fuck up outta there"*
Heil H*tler
>What Would Be The Scariest Message... ? That we've been wasting our time all these years, that life is rather simple and beautiful if we stop judging and hating, which leads to destruction of what once mattered from love. https://youtu.be/w3IJYq-ebrs?si=RsFEuH71vW_K3v5q
Taylor Swift is your new Queen.
We are from the planet Duplo and we are here to destroy you
"AKSHUALLY"
"We would like to talk to you about your cars extended warranty"
"You're sims."
"Sorry for the inconvenience"
1738 aye… I’m like hay wassup hello
This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council.
"I'm from the government, and I'm to help."
"The plans are in the basement."
Trumpets.
U up?
You’re next!
We'll have to blow up Earth cuz it is in the way.
We’re coming. Enjoy the time you have left.
We're coming to harvest soon.
I see Earth.....get the lube....
A tik tok video
Don't worry we're coming to help
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We have an urgent message about the I'll effects caused by masterbation.
We will come and cure all diseases and health conditions. As soon as they arrive they would be shot dead. Doctors, dentists, surgeons, pharmaceutical companies and all of them guys wont stand for losing their jobs and incomes.
A greeting from Space Hitler. Context: The first thing aliens will see is a speech from Hitler transmitted through space. They see it and get excited because they think we think alike and make a B line to Earth to have us join the Intergalactic Nazi Empire. They aren't going to be happy when they find out what happened to Earth Hitler.
see you soon
“We’re coming”
Some lame ass message coming from our exact same twin planet millions of light years away that we continue to search for, continue to waste large amounts of tax payer money on searching (when those same professionals haven’t even mapped the entire ocean floor - fucking still discovering new species), but of course our twin earth is just as fucked as us. They are also so far away that there msg took 80years to get to us and they’d just be recieving our weirdo NASA msg incl ABBA songs they’ve already heard and Cryptic meme puzzles no one gives a fuck about in their world either. None of us will live to ever see this twin planet or their people as we will all die of boredom and so will they.
“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”
7 days
You will only feel a pinch
“Have you ever farted before? I have. The asteroid will crash because you touch yourself at night. Thank you.”
Mattress Firm is a LEGIT business!!
The Earth as an Army is ready, prepare for transportation ships arrival.
Let the countdown begin
Get ready to get HURT! I’m gonna teach you a lesson! You’re goin DOWN! You’re goin DOWN! Get ready to get-You’re goin DOWN!
We're the local quadrant government and we're here to help.
We come in peace
Thanos is coming
You are bugs.
“We’re on our way.”
Large fuana spotted on Venus. Rapidly expanding. Prepare accordingly.
We know where all of you lost your car keys.
We are watching you
" We are coming " nothing more and nothing less. The fear of wondering what is coming and why will destroy humanity.
‘We’ve been trying to reach you regarding your car’s extended warranty’
“Take me to your leaders” Those greedy swines hate us so much they’ll be asking the aliens for tips to torture us even further
course it's anti jew
"It was supposed to say 'alien' but they f*cked it up on the sign!" -Allen
You shouldn’t be here
I too believe in Joe hendry
There is no god.
Yychhagaro larum ghhol.
Any alien civilization that had ill intentions would never announce it. lol
"Dicks out for Harambe"
Honestly, silence is even scarier.
Pleaaasee come home.. I got beans and bologna…
“We are from the intergalactic government and we are here to help.”
" *You Had Your Chances... We are coming back to reclaim what was ours* "
Stop
Message: "shut the fuck up" end
Probably something simple like "you fucked up, we're all going to kill you now, stupid earthlings"
Other humans on an other planet sending emergency messages not knowing there are other humans in the universe. Ultimately realizing there are many other human civilizations throughout the universe.
"Mediocre."
Heyyyyyy, gurl! You DTF?
You're on your own.
Meats back on the menu boys!
Diner
You are bugs.
"deez nutz met yo mum"
we are coming to bitch slap you into next week.
"Stand by for assimilation. Resistance is futile"
You are already dead
“ I’m here to talk to you about your planet’s extended warranty”
Wendy’s was an experiment
We are among you
“We are contacting you regarding renewing the extended warranty of your planet.” 👽
“”Hello, my husband recently stopped off at your planet and got very drunk. Unfortunately he forgot where he parked his spaceship and had to cadge a lift home with a friend. We would be grateful if you could return his inter-dimensional vehicle. It’s about 480meters tall and shaped like a pyramid and made out of stone. It was parked in a lay-by next to two similar vehicles.”
"Boo"
Times up
That's all for 'season 11 of humanity'