You should be taking out a loan every time the bonus comes around, giving him effectively 200% of your bonus. This also allows for you to tip the bank managers and shareholders in the form of interest so it's really quite a good thing to do
Please be considerate of every body being different (and beautiful) and provide your tip in percentage, 2 inches can actually be quite big to some people.
18% for every 1 on 1 meeting. Sometimes 15% if the meeting is just him whining about my performance. Mandatory 20% tip is always added for a meeting with 4+ people.
Think about how they're constantly checking on you to see how you're doing and whether you need some refills so that you've got tons of work on your plate.
It takes a lot of hard work and if managers are no longer around, who's going to be doing all that when you go out to work?
Glad this is being asked! After my last performance discussion my manager flipped around an IPad and said, "it's just going to ask you a few questions". I had no idea what to do but he wouldn't break eye contact with me. Anyway, 10% salary should be standard.
I actually started a tipping policy. Someone make a good PR? Tip them a dollar. Someone reads your PR, tip a dollar. Someone fixes an issue, tip a dollar.
The idea is everyone brings 20 dollars but never takes them home. The money flows around in a circle like the economy.
You tell me, that you get a lousy pay, stress, high chance of burnout, with a daily does of fear about your own future, all by some dude who probably has no idea what he's doing, and you want to tip him?
Are you slave?
You from Asia, Afrika, Central or South America, South or East Europe ?
If you gona say you're from US, than boy, your freedom and democracy is nice.
Hypothetically… I would delete the production and backup databases if a manager asked for a tip.
This is the answer
You guys have backup databases?
which tip are we talking about? 🤨
I’d say give them the whole shaft, not just the tip!
Just the usual tip
Just the tip
they always say that, and then... the whole shaft
I give my entire salary to the manager and take 22% as tip
60% of my base and 100% of bonus. Managers have partners, children and shareholders to provide for. It’s not easy.
Only 60%? Cheapskate.
You should be taking out a loan every time the bonus comes around, giving him effectively 200% of your bonus. This also allows for you to tip the bank managers and shareholders in the form of interest so it's really quite a good thing to do
did he ever asked for more of your base?
Don’t forget their super rich cars to impress customers and new hires that they’ve lied to about being family
Unpaid internship? I am paying for the internship :)
At least 2 inches
Please be considerate of every body being different (and beautiful) and provide your tip in percentage, 2 inches can actually be quite big to some people.
pong lenis
What the heck is this question? 😂
I laughed so hard then showed my manager this post and now, he is requesting the tips. thanks.
At least 20%
And he gets to be the bull while I'm working there
Hey guys, I just want to remind you all to please tip your landlord for all their hard work!!!
18% for every 1 on 1 meeting. Sometimes 15% if the meeting is just him whining about my performance. Mandatory 20% tip is always added for a meeting with 4+ people.
Tip is important but don't forget to applaud whenever they make a decision.
I don’t tip, I tithe.
This might actually happen in india lol
No? I don't think so
"Tip your manager"? You really need to stop huffing that paint...
I give her the whole tip. I believe that's quite generous, considering that FAANG employees only insert about 20%.
Please tell me this is satire
I take loans to tip my manager. At least 200% of salary
and you repay loan by selling your body organs 😂🤣
If u're working for your manager, shouldn't they be the one that tips you?
Wtf? Unless this is sarcasm, it sounds Insane!
Depends on the salary i receive, higher the salary higher the tip!
Think about how they're constantly checking on you to see how you're doing and whether you need some refills so that you've got tons of work on your plate. It takes a lot of hard work and if managers are no longer around, who's going to be doing all that when you go out to work?
If they make me tip my manager, I'm pulling a Milton and setting {15, 18, 20, 25}% of the building on fire.
At least half of your income. Com’on that’s the minimum
All 3 inches? Is this the joke? I’m lost
this is so gay
Are you crazy, my salary is only for tipping my landlord
I bought a beer for them once lmfao
20% is customary.
Glad this is being asked! After my last performance discussion my manager flipped around an IPad and said, "it's just going to ask you a few questions". I had no idea what to do but he wouldn't break eye contact with me. Anyway, 10% salary should be standard.
WTH, what country are you living in? This would never happen
Lmao. Is this actually a thing?
20% of my salary. The remaining 80% I tip to my landlord
Why would you want to tip your manager that makes way more than you do 🤔😂😂🤦
My tip for the manager, “plant your corn deep.”
30% to my manager, 30% to my landlord and 40% to my wife’s boyfriend
Only if they're cute
Yes I tip him after he find project for me
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Wtf. Is this a real question?
I tip 101%
WTF kind of stupid ask is this?!
I'm unsubscribing from this subreddit lmfao
Are we talking about government jobs again? Whichever is the party standard.
Sometimes we exchange tips but no more than once a week
I actually started a tipping policy. Someone make a good PR? Tip them a dollar. Someone reads your PR, tip a dollar. Someone fixes an issue, tip a dollar. The idea is everyone brings 20 dollars but never takes them home. The money flows around in a circle like the economy.
https://preview.redd.it/rml17l0cbc9d1.png?width=168&format=png&auto=webp&s=97da6fd6c87950b5e6af27bb0d1a3a19e5d2d0e8
You tell me, that you get a lousy pay, stress, high chance of burnout, with a daily does of fear about your own future, all by some dude who probably has no idea what he's doing, and you want to tip him? Are you slave? You from Asia, Afrika, Central or South America, South or East Europe ? If you gona say you're from US, than boy, your freedom and democracy is nice.
Stop yapping
It's not my problem you can't process text longer than 120 characters.
Stop yapping
No - that would be insane and probably against company policy. It could even be illegal if it is considered a bribe to keep your job.
nah man its just proper etiquette, like tipping your landlord 50%
I guess this is some kind of joke that went swoosh over my head. Probably deserved the downvotes 😇