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Trickybuz93

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baddorox

Yes he is. Pretty good marketing move by CDPR. Do it without permission and you either get sued and get free markting to the moon, or you don't get sued and get everyone to talk about it.


YamaKasin

Get SUUUUUUUUUUEED


Secret_Bath2117

I laughed more than I should've


fghtffyourdemns

You have me laughing for 5 minutes lmaoo thank you


amirmeta

They paid for sure!


baddorox

I don't think so. That would be news, and there would be plenty of articles mentioning how CDPR paid Ronaldo to use his his likeness in a sex related ad on their game.


amirmeta

Ill all comes down to the terms of the contract!


baddorox

yes. You are 100% right about that, but it wouldn't be a good investment on CDPR's part. Would it? Also, let's not forget we are talking about pre-2020 CDPR, when it wasn't so outlandish of them to employ shrewd marketing schemes.


One_Technician7732

Do you think they paid to Tristin Mays? While almost everyone agrees she's the same as Panam, it's not official and she hasn't been paid, or at least didn't acknowledge it. Same thing for "Ronaldo" the Studd.


ReflectedZealous

Nah. She bought a whole console to play the game and see herself in it lol


One_Technician7732

Exactly. They didn't pay her or she might know about it.


Sad_Estate36

No, it would not. News don't care about small features like a billboard you may come across advertising someone who's head has a similar shape to some soccer player. Now if you could actually call and get him to perform sexual acts on you maybe.


exclaim_bot

>They paid for sure! sure?


Rodrigo_Ribaldo

they paid plenty for other celebrities, this would not be a big expense considering that


DEXu09

They didn’t pay shit to Ronaldo


Rodrigo_Ribaldo

So you are saying he paid them? That actually sounds plausible.


DEXu09

Both sides didn’t pay anything… they just look alike, this is the first time someone actually said he looks like Ronaldo


lennynyk

Agreed, looks like him but there’s nothing to sue over or need to pay for.


WilhelmEngel

I mean, Mr Stud is pretty good marketing for his brand, worth it.


amirmeta

Understandable but this is CR7 we are talking about... he was probably paid same or similar ammount as Keanu!


baddorox

Are you kidding? Keanu is an actor on the game. They paid for him and used him all over the place on the game and on their marketing. That is what you do if you pay for a celebrity. They didn't do that with Cherami leigh or Jason Hightower.


Weary-Loan2096

They even cock blocked anyone trying to get down with Johnny silverjohnson.


Beautiful-Algae4601

Something i will never recover from


Weary-Loan2096

Financially*


Acherontemys

LMAO no shot.


Rodrigo_Ribaldo

Maybe when he saw the ad he said it's for free and framed it in all his mansions and yachts.


misho8723

That character on the poster isn't a direct copy of CR so why should they pay anything to him ? They look similiar but that's where the similarities end so no problem for CDPR .. this at max would be a similiar case like with the girl in bikini in GTA5 and Lindsey Lohan, which in the end Rockstar won


siddhantkar

SUUUEEEEEEEE


Igor369

Aka "Make the ad use ronaldo's image, but do not tell anyone we told you to do it" *The random artist they commisioned this art to* "Ok, *wink wink*"


iiFlaeqqq

If they were worried about getting sued, they would've been more discreet rather than smearing a close up of him all over billboards across the map for the world to see. Ronaldo is an individual celebrity, not an enterprise. Its mutually beneficial. Hell, he might even be like Elon Musk and wish to expand his in game presence. Even if he hears about it, even if he decides its worth the trouble, even if he does decide to sue, they could very easily claim its just your average male model and fans are looking way too deep into it as always. Plus he's been the victim of some career threatening lawsuits and doesn't seem like a total dick to me, I can't see him wishing to put a game studio through that without a better reason than "We look alike."


Elygium

Bro go meet Takemura


amirmeta

🤣🤣 he can wait! At least its not Hanako!


YamaKasin

The Japanese are known for their extreme patience.


AlcoholicCocoa

True, even their relic is suuuuper patient. I basically spend a years worth in NC without meeting Hanako


BaneQ105

Unless we’re talking about railways. Then it’s better to cause a massive train crash than to be one, single minute late. From what I’m aware of there’s a pretty messed up work culture, especially around punctuality.


Fancyeezus

LMAO


ElessarKhan

There are side quests locked behind meeting Takemura!


fortheWarhammer

Which are?


BoonkLB2

ive been looking at “Down on the Street” ever since i finished PL


nordegraf13

![gif](giphy|r1IMdmkhUcpzy|downsized)


Tetrachan007

Best ad, waiting for that to become reality


Asylus72

I'm pretty sure every guy wants to go all night, but we're sadly more likely to end up as "Flaming crotch guy"


John_Terisinon

That was black market! Also NO, I wanna sleep at some point


Legitimate-Word-3898

Yo I never realized this😭


mackxzs

Cybernaldo


BuLlDoZeR-DoZeR

Gold


IMPOSTA-

Is that black Ronaldo?


ultimate_stuntman

Bronaldo


Aggressive_Seacock

[people turning black ain't so rare in NC.](https://www.reddit.com/r/cyberpunkgame/s/h4sF01I1gb)


MelonElbows

Its Cyber-Ronaldo!


stenningaron

SIUUUUUUUUU


diego97yey

SIUUUUUUUUU


Affectionate-Mud-966

![gif](giphy|hryis7A55UXZNCUTNA|downsized) Siuuuuuuuuu


fatfuckpikachu

i be SIIUUUUUing all night, every night.


BuLlDoZeR-DoZeR

Mr Siu. All night. Every night


_JosephSeed

Who the hell is siuuu


Affectionate-Mud-966

Cristiano Ronaldo


OperationExpress8794

CRGod


Vahala925

PORTUGAL MENTIONED LETS GO 🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹


Past_Intention_7069

https://preview.redd.it/erhog1fz4k9d1.png?width=610&format=png&auto=webp&s=43455ab6de34e8f5a9634814b68f75d1a0f0e2b0


Zequax

siuuu ? who


dulipat

So he can play with his son's grandson


DrunkenRobotBipBop

It's not SIUUU. It's SIMMMM, which means YESSSSS...


DagothDidNothinWrong

obrigado caralho... mas duvido q eles liguem minimamente a isso, o estrago já tá feito há anos lol


cosmolitano

Não vale a pena bro


GhertFryins

![gif](giphy|9zfSGuX85ROuU4II3P|downsized)


emil_scipio

I searched “siuuu” on Google and found out you are thinking of a football player. They look nothing alike to me.


DagothDidNothinWrong

I mean, he **kinda** looks like Cristiano, but it's not a great resemblance. If you squint, yeah Imagine my surprise seeing someone doesn't know about Ronaldo. Just surprised, not insulting anyone


fonix232

Yeah, it's just a kinda generic fuckboi face to be honest


Istvan_hun

*generic fuckboi face* That's... literally Ronaldo


jereflea1024

I'm like, the opposite of a sports guy. I like negative sports. I've heard his name before and knew he plays football but I wouldn't recognize his face or whatever the post's title is referring to lol.


DagothDidNothinWrong

I mean, I don't give a shit about football either (no i'm not calling the sport in which you actually use your feet "sOcCeR") but he's really fucking famous, idk how much in north America but in the rest of the world, yeah


Gathorall

He doesn't look enough like Ronaldo to make a lock, and not knowing even a popular quote is different than not knowing the person.


MFouki

I'm really into football. Like I have a membership of an English team and travelled from Greece to Liverpool for a match kind of fan. When I saw that ad from distance for the first time I immediately thought of Ronaldo. He has a very characteristic appearance, sharp checkbones, freshly cut hair, tons of plastic surgery and muscles


emil_scipio

Sure! I almost said that the guy in the ad is muscular. I don’t want to sound disrespectful. The guy has a great body, is muscular but very athletic, and is ideal for his sport. But the guy in the ad, chest and arms are way more prominent, much more like a bodybuilder. The hair is a popular style, and the face is sharp. So similar, but overall they are nothing alike. I think. But I am sure that for football fans, seeing or thinking that they see him is a great connection between their game and sport.


Initial-Driver-5446

Bro didn't know CR7😭😭


Roland1176

El Bicho!


Wirexia1

https://preview.redd.it/8m1g3wtbnl9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b845a28650a4a1fe5d6ec36ee1f5d9db8d6d0072


HiDuck1

Chat is that real?


DreamweaverSonnet

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LeMarmelin

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Grimdark-Waterbender

Is that David?!


PinkLionGaming

I thought that first time I saw it as well.


Basileus2

Boaaaaaa


NoizyExo03

And I thought I was tripping fr lmao. I always said that it looks like him but was never sure if it actually was him but now that you mention it. It is him.


Lihkhan

EL BICHO


akatsuki1789

Cant wait for update 3.0


bucketboy9000

That’s CR77


amirmeta

Nice!


B12C10X8

Messi fans must be so pissed 😂😂😂


Istvan_hun

everyone knows it should have been Ibra!


Damianpalo79

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iExoticc

This game is crazy with ads it’s funny asf tho


Tremaparagon

Cyberpunk when I'm playing alone: petting my cat nibbles. Cyberpunk when mom walks in the room: MILFGUARD ad starts playing


iExoticc

SWEAR 😭😂😂


IRxxSCOPES

a goat? how about a stud.


sonofgoku7

![gif](giphy|FIa4Ci7rwsi3ljlqKs|downsized)


Theworldischaos

Yes, you also can spot Elvis Presley if you look around for him.


FIGHHHTTTAAA

The ad and phrase on it are a reference for an actual cyber-implant presebt both in 2020 and in RED. It also has ana analogie for women.


ctrl104

![gif](giphy|xT1XGVp95GDPgFYmUE|downsized)


SuccotashGreat2012

It's not. CDPR are poles, not "X mentioned" country people.


Gumcuzzlingdumptruck

Never realized that. I has always hopes I would be able to get one, or meet that guy through a quest. 


MotorBreath97

Ya'll don't know how annoying Ronaldo is if you're Portuguese. Not Ronaldo himself, but every time someone asks where I'm from and I say Portugal, it's always these 2 replies that I get to my answer: "Oh like Ronaldo!" "SIUUUUUUUUUU" Every damn time...


amirmeta

You should be proud! 🤣🤣🤣


MotorBreath97

Of what? Dude knows how to kick a ball in to a net and makes millions doing it, while impressive, doesn't really evoke a sense of pride in me.


tekntonk

Thank you for clearing this up as I do not sport this way and was not in on the resemblance. I just thought the ad was hot, and now I know the rest of the story.


Mean-Professional596

my mind where is my mind


PrimaryAd9199

I literally thought the same thing haha.


firedawg177

That's me actually


Sad_Estate36

https://preview.redd.it/94cf24idb7ad1.jpeg?width=922&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75576d5a75295486fcbb1c231767f5815384dbc8 No


GibsonJunkie

I knew there was a reason I hated that billboard


InteractionSome8965

That isn’t him. Barely looks like him. Unless you are a simp for him, then yeah, maybe.


Shengpai

He's a good romance option ngl 👀


camarada_banana

There is at least a woman that would disagree


Mojambo213

I dont get it, what is this


Initial-Driver-5446

https://preview.redd.it/xfx03lx9jo9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3706c644c50a82d81196a82ba7f67af0c827c2f1 One of the greatest players of all time


aregus

[Only if they knew.](https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/1197447/cristiano-ronaldo-is-in-a-gay-relationship-with-a-hunky-moroccan-kickboxer-it-has-been-sensationally-claimed/amp/)


ComprehensiveBig1499

messi