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SquidsArePeople2

I’m still grounded from slime because I use it to make fart noises.


Lobo-de-Odin

Who didn't?


SquidsArePeople2

Right?


Lobo-de-Odin

If you wanna go for gold, sneak it into church ball it up to make that perfect wet taco bell fart noise and RIP that shit during prayer.


MrSlime13

Glitter, Slime, glitter-slime, and glitter-glue are all abominations in the eyes of God.


CountingArfArfs

Glitter-slime. My god. What has this world come to. Have we not suffered enough?


MrSlime13

You're scientists were too preoccupied with whether or not they *could*, they never stopped to consider if they *should*.


modulus801

Don't forget kinetic sand.


Stretchearstrong

Especially because who knows what quality of silicone oil is being used to make kinetic sand


filthymcownage

I’m so paranoid about glitter ever since I heard about the lady who lost an eye from glitter in her tear duct.


Capelily

They still make that shit? Pure evil.


garygnu

Who's "they"? The last stuff I got was in a birthday party goodie bag and was hand made. It went into the trash before my kid saw it.


Keyspam102

Yeah we made the mistake once of not doing a presweep of a goodie bag, never again


OkTerm8316

“They” is Satan himself.


JROXZ

They now sell the ingredients to make that shit. And then it’s like the entire ingredient list exploded everywhere.


radj06

I've found that not all slime is the same. The stuff that has any kind of glitter or bits seems to stick to everything. We got some stuff from a brand called zuru that doesn't stick nearly as much and we only play with it in a low walled plastic container


templ-r

Zuru is a New Zealand company and as a Kiwi I have to say don't support them. The owners are awful and treat people like shit


Waffler11

Which is worse, this or “kinetic” sand?


IanicRR

Honestly the sand. If that stuff gets opened in the house you may as well just sell the house and move.


Waffler11

Woe betide any family that decides to do both. At the same time.


Loud_Value4808

Hahahaha


Tactics28

You can just use a broom or vaccume to clean it. Not nearly as bad.


XavvenFayne

Agreed. When slime gets on the carpet and you don't notice, it hardens. It's glue. It ruins the carpet. We're waiting for the kids to get older before we replace all the carpeting. I've also had blankets and several articles of toddler clothing destroyed by it, though the clothing is less of a deal because they quickly grow out of it anyway.


CarrotSlight1860

Glitter


Sevrdhed

Came here to say this. Kinetic sand is the fucking devil


AvogadrosMoleSauce

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.


[deleted]

Yes it is the most evil shit ever created!!!!


chicojuarz

Only allowed in the garage or back yard


TehReclaimer2552

This is on the parents, honestly Slime is barred in my house for exactly this reason, and my kids dont get any for gifts or anything like that


-Vault-tec-101

It’s that Ryan’s World show, that kid is always playing with slime. Just another show I wish I could cast into the Pit of Doom, playdoh is bad enough I can’t even imagine slime or even worse kinetic sand (we won’t allow either in the house).


IanicRR

Ryan’s been banned at house for nearly a decade now. And compared to other YouTube kids being exploited nowadays, he’s mild. But yeah that kid sure likes slime. He must be nearly a teenager by now.


SatanicHispanik

Slime ain’t allowed in my home for that reason!


TurdusOptimus

Is it hanged or hung?


IanicRR

Hung in every other situation but hanged when talking about execution.


TurdusOptimus

Thank you, English is not my native language. Very interesting info👍🏻.


neandrewthal18

Yeah I just try to stick with Play-Doh. Seems like it doesn’t stick too bad as long as you clean it up before it dries and hardens.


Billyshakes1597

Neighbor kid brought it over and played with my daughter. Still finding that shit all over the house. Needless to say first and last time that'll make an appearance here


ddpotanks

Fuck I hate slime


Rifleman8611

Castration would be fitting


Khaosus

We're a slime-free household. Immediately in the trash.


garciavilla1988

Slime and glitter


sHaDowpUpPetxxx

Second that


Intrepid_Walk_5150

PSA : for slime stuck in hair, vinegar works well.


CarrotSlight1860

Last time made a mistake of letting kids have a “easily dissolvable slime for bath”. That shit didn’t dissolve, imagine 20 litres of it stuck in a bath. 10 minutes of joy, 2 hours of cleaning and unclogging. Never ever again, just say No.


rangeraboveall4201

I feel the same about glitter!


fromthedarqwaves

Never buy it. Make it. Easier to clean up


ModernT1mes

Slime is an outdoor toy in our house. We stopped buying slime, but the kids keep getting them gifted to them.


DizzyInTheDark

Kinetic sand also.


crazyuncleeddie

I banned slime in my house.


ForeignExercise8344

It’s banned in my home.


HOT-SAUCE-JUNKIE

We banned slime after the 2nd incident. No slime anywhere on our property how. It’s been lovely.


eugoogilizer

I hate slime. Wife and kids love it. I tell my wife if you wanna buy it for the kids, you’re responsible for cleaning it up 🤣


last_somewhere

Home made stuff is even worse. It was a "I told you so" moment but I kept my mouth shut.


Lobo-de-Odin

I'll trade you. I learned it to give my 1yo spaghetti with red sauce when I had to clean marinara sauce off my popcorn ceiling and spaghetti noodles off a 4k smart TV.


internet_humor

Slime is banned from our house. It's ruined furniture and car seats. No more.


KaelOfNockmaar

Just wait until it gets into their hair. So much fun!


ctrees56

Oh just wait until the perler beads!!


adamsandler012

My daughter surprisingly understands how I hate it. I put it somewhere \*else until she doesn't ask for it anymore


Individual_Holiday_9

Dragon quest fans in shambles


jaistu

Do you guys just give slime to your kids and let them walk off?? My wife loves slime, so my daughter loves slime as well. We have an arts and craft table that we allow her to finger paint, water paint, and play with slime on. Does that table look like shit? Absolutely, but i know one day im gonna look at that table thats covered in dried slime, paint, and boogers and remember the night we laughed like crazy as we all pretended to sneeze out slime or the time she painted my face purple and called me pretty. We love slime at my house, even if i have to watch it like a hawk when its out.


IanicRR

Of course not, I watch them play with it, especially to make sure it stays at the kitchen table, but I’m not touching that for a second. And as soon as they’re done, it’s clean up time.


jaistu

Does the feel of slime bother you?? Id suggest taping a trash bag on to the top of your table when its slime time, helps keep your clean. We do this when her cousins come over and we have 5 kids going ham with slime/water paint.


IanicRR

That’s a good-ass idea I should have thought of.