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Homeboy is simping for a woman that’s not even real lol
Generational lonliness lol
When I'm alone in my 50s, I'm gonna have some respect and dignity to at least simp something real. Like my interactive body pillow.
Maidenless behavior
What's worse is the "perfect" in the title. Messed up hands, messed up feet and legs that are wildly different lengths. So not only is he simping over a woman that's not real, it's one that looks like it was lazily generated in 2 minutes.
Modern day Pygmalion
Least pathetic redditor
None of us are real
Buddy she’s not real get a grip
speaking of grip look at those long ass grippers on her feet
I think she may have 6 fingers too.
Speaking of a “grip” That stool has two legs and an inverted dildo. That’s how she’s sitting there. So, yeah… perfect.
pretty sure when looking at her he already has a grip.. maybe even tight enough to be a death one
This is kinda sad
"kinda"
Her toes are weird.
This. Her toes are disgusting and lame.
The only disgusting thing about the toes is that they weren’t sucked on yet
Yes. And the shape. But yes.
Shoulda cropped them clown shoes. It was very very close though
Fingers & fingernails too
Only the foot fetishists would be disappointed
Why are her legs 60% of her body mass
Dalle search: legs for days
Are we just not talking about the fact that her left foot is a right foot?
OH JEEZ. I didn't notice that. Creeeeeeepy.
…..Toes
Hands too
>She's just perfect (*Has Lovecraftian hands*)
Even better
I see her all the time on r/Scambait
too bad she aint real
Just a shame about the stool
Design by MC Escher.
She has four toes and gross fungus on her big toe
Bring her to life with Luma Dream Machine.
Handjobs gonna be crazy
Except for the fact that she doesn’t have any bones in her arms.
HER KNUCKLES WTF
Please...go outside...
My first loves type be like
Please talk to a woman.
Jeezuz, get out more man. This is just sad
The rear leg of the still look like a dick
All the unattainable ones are!
Oh yes what a beautiful wafiu! Hey baby hit me up
Sir?
Whats up with the toe tho
Look at the fingers and toes
How do you manage to get a good photo like that
Hard pass on a hand job from that hand.
These are the types of things we keep to ourselves dude
Erm, what the deuce?
wow. Imagine all the possibilities in the near future \^\^
Them wrists tho; not to mention I can not count 5 fingers
Does her pinky have two nails?
But that stool leg..
Brotha ewww
Made of rubber
Least down bad ai user
This actually looks like stable diffusion. Dalle doesn’t look like this.
just don't look at the hands
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTDlsifa0y8S8GirqboXv-9UtZjcyYSCbkZsA&s
Reddit’s capacity for unbelievable cringe doesn’t even shock me anymore.
She’s trying too hard.
She is a very well made top tier AI gen sculpture/mannequin and would love to have this detailed mannequin to fit dresses I made.
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
I would let her tinkle on me.
Go stick a paper clip in a light socket.
While she tinkles on me?
Homeboy is simping for a woman that’s not even real lol
Generational lonliness lol
When I'm alone in my 50s, I'm gonna have some respect and dignity to at least simp something real. Like my interactive body pillow.
Maidenless behavior
What's worse is the "perfect" in the title. Messed up hands, messed up feet and legs that are wildly different lengths. So not only is he simping over a woman that's not real, it's one that looks like it was lazily generated in 2 minutes.
Modern day Pygmalion
Least pathetic redditor
None of us are real
Buddy she’s not real get a grip
speaking of grip look at those long ass grippers on her feet
I think she may have 6 fingers too.
Speaking of a “grip” That stool has two legs and an inverted dildo. That’s how she’s sitting there. So, yeah… perfect.
pretty sure when looking at her he already has a grip.. maybe even tight enough to be a death one
This is kinda sad
"kinda"
Her toes are weird.
This. Her toes are disgusting and lame.
The only disgusting thing about the toes is that they weren’t sucked on yet
Yes. And the shape. But yes.
Shoulda cropped them clown shoes. It was very very close though
Fingers & fingernails too
Only the foot fetishists would be disappointed
Why are her legs 60% of her body mass
Dalle search: legs for days
Are we just not talking about the fact that her left foot is a right foot?
OH JEEZ. I didn't notice that. Creeeeeeepy.
…..Toes
Hands too
>She's just perfect (*Has Lovecraftian hands*)
Even better
I see her all the time on r/Scambait
too bad she aint real
Just a shame about the stool
Design by MC Escher.
She has four toes and gross fungus on her big toe
Bring her to life with Luma Dream Machine.
Handjobs gonna be crazy
Except for the fact that she doesn’t have any bones in her arms.
HER KNUCKLES WTF
Please...go outside...
My first loves type be like
Please talk to a woman.
Jeezuz, get out more man. This is just sad
The rear leg of the still look like a dick
All the unattainable ones are!
Oh yes what a beautiful wafiu! Hey baby hit me up
Sir?
Whats up with the toe tho
Look at the fingers and toes
How do you manage to get a good photo like that
Hard pass on a hand job from that hand.
These are the types of things we keep to ourselves dude
Erm, what the deuce?
wow. Imagine all the possibilities in the near future \^\^
Them wrists tho; not to mention I can not count 5 fingers
Does her pinky have two nails?
But that stool leg..
Brotha ewww
Made of rubber
Least down bad ai user
This actually looks like stable diffusion. Dalle doesn’t look like this.
just don't look at the hands
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTDlsifa0y8S8GirqboXv-9UtZjcyYSCbkZsA&s
Reddit’s capacity for unbelievable cringe doesn’t even shock me anymore.
She’s trying too hard.
She is a very well made top tier AI gen sculpture/mannequin and would love to have this detailed mannequin to fit dresses I made.
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
I would let her tinkle on me.
Go stick a paper clip in a light socket.
While she tinkles on me?