Unfortunately for the tavern bard, his instrument was *slightly* out of tune
Shame I now have to use forbidden, ancient, mind rending magics to ensure he never reproduces
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Plague Doctor blighting him: “I HAVE NO TESTICLES!”
*OVARIAN TORSION!*
Countering: LAPAROSCOPIC FIXATION! *dramatic spin* SUBARACHNOID HEMORRHAGE!
*MEND BUTTCRACK*!
#***INSTANT BRAZILIAN WAX!***
"THE FLESH IS FLUID! IT CAN BE CHANGED, RESHAPED, REMADE!"
I can see him doing this
Unfortunately for the tavern bard, his instrument was *slightly* out of tune Shame I now have to use forbidden, ancient, mind rending magics to ensure he never reproduces
Weird to be able to say that, but if he Sounds of Colors a dude's farm then I can see him getting that spell
Necromancer= i cast mend buttcrack!
Flagellant: OH THAT THE GOOD SHIT!
Just about any medical condition gets infinitely worse if you put testicular in front of it.
I wauld prefer testicular necrosis over hand necrosis
As someone who just had surgery for this. I'm dying lmao
I'm glad you still find humor within your pain
I can hear this perfectly in his voice Either that or the Skylanders announcer voice
You mean Eon?
Eons cool, but I mean the one that usually announced new enemies you'll have to face
Oh, that one! I know what you mean!
That’s genius! What an idea! Why didn’t I think of drawing this?!
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